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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Ernest Goes to Jail (1990) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Ernest Goes to Jail (1990) Quiz
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About the movie:
Bumbling Ernest P. Worrell is assigned to jury duty, where a crooked lawyer notices a resemblance with crime boss Mr...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)?
a.
Jerobeam
: God brought you here, didn't he?
Jesus
: All he brought here is my shame.
Jerobeam
: Shame is also a temptation.
Jesus
: God hunts me. He drives his nails into my heart. He wants to push me over. He wants me to speak. But he didn't touch my lips with burning coals. How can I speak? I sinned.
Jerobeam
: We all sin.
Jesus
: Not my sins. What does He want from me? Can't he see what's inside me? All my sins. I'm Lucifer.
Jerobeam
: Be quiet!
Jesus
: No! I'm a liar. A hypocrite. I'm afraid of everything. I never tell the truth. I don't have the courage. When I see a woman, I blush and look away. But inside I have lust. For God, I smother the lust, and that satisfies my pride. But my pride destroys Magdalene. I never steal or fight, or kill... not because I don't want to but because I'm afraid. I want to rebel against everything, everybody... against God!... but I'm afraid. If you look inside me you see fear, that's all. Fear is my mother, my father, my God.
b.
Ernest P. Worrell
: Like in real, really, really, really, really real prison? The hoose-gow, the slammer, the joint, Alcatraz, San Quentin, Sing Sing, Oh no. I'm in... I'm in... jail!
c.
Michael Williams
: The story of my life.
d.
FBI Agent
: The name Gruber mean anything to you, lieutenant? [
flashback to Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi Towers
]
John McClane
: It rings a bell, yeah.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)?
a.
Ernest P. Worrell
: We're sequestered. And on top of that we can't even leave! This is just great.
b.
Johnny
: You're not wasting my time, I'm just cooling.
c.
Jack Burton
: What does that mean? Huh? "China is here." I don't even know what the hell that means.
d.
[
Sullivan has a gun to Kelly's head
]
Jack Kelly
: Think, Mike. Don't be stupid. I'm just the messenger.
Michael Sullivan
: [
lowers his gun
] Then give Mr. Rooney a message for me.
Jack Kelly
: What is it? [
Sullivan shoots him
]
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)?
a.
Steven H. Price
: [
on his newest rollercoaster
] Ever see one that starts at the top? 20 stories worth of top.
b.
Spock Prime
: James T. Kirk.
James T. Kirk
: Excuse me?
Spock Prime
: How did you find me?
James T. Kirk
: Whoa... how do you know my name?
Spock Prime
: I have been and always shall be, your friend.
James T. Kirk
: Wha... [
shakes head
]
James T. Kirk
: Uh... look... I-I don't know you.
Spock Prime
: I am Spock.
James T. Kirk
: Bullshit.
c.
Coco Chavez
: You are a crazy fuck, and you're stupid. As I said I'll call you, maybe.
d.
Felix Nash
: Is everyone who works here a moron?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)?
a.
[
Miosky lands on top of an elevator and opens the hatch in the top of the elevator
]
Miosky
: Hi! I'm Miosky. I'm here to save you.
Du Mi Wong
: What happened?
Miosky
: Uh... I don't know. Don't move, I'm coming in.
Du Mi Wong
: I'm scared.
Miosky
: Don't be scared. I'll protect you. Uh, what's your name?
Du Mi Wong
: Du Mi.
Miosky
: Wha... [
Miosky falls through the hatch into the elevator
]
b.
Felix Nash
: This guy is better off in jail.
c.
Darth Sidious
: The end of the war is near.
General Grievous
: But the loss of Count Dooku?
Darth Sidious
: His death was a necessary loss. Soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful.
d.
Vin
: Do you have any idea how much those drugs cost?
Amy
: There'll be other drugs, Vincent.
Vin
: I know... but, I really liked those ones.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)?
a.
Ernest P. Worrell
: Mr. Poodle-Smurf is lucky to have me. One day, I'm gonna walk into his office and I'll say: 'Oscar Babe'.
Oscar Pendlesmythe
: WHAT?
Ernest P. Worrell
: Oh good morning Mr. Poodle-Smurf, Puddle-Smit, Smiddle-Poot...
Oscar Pendlesmythe
: Pendlesmythe you idiot!
b.
Det. Roberts
: [
Tommy Nelson is gone
] How did he get out?
Lou Francis
: Installments.
Det. Roberts
: Installments?
Lou Francis
: Yeah, he did a Gypsy Rose Lee, come here! [
they find Tommy's clothes lying about
]
Lou Francis
: That, that's all that's left of him.
Det. Roberts
: Evidently Nelson changed clothes... what was he wearing when you last saw him?
Lou Francis
: Air... nothing but air... and then he asked me how he looked.
Det. Roberts
: Wearing air? What are you talking about?
Lou Francis
: I went to shake his hand, his hand was gone, I looked up to speak to him, his head was gone. Then he took off his shirt, his body was gone, he took off his pants, his legs were gone! Then he spoke to me, I was gone.
c.
Judge William 'Billy' Priest
: Ain't you gonna put your shoes on?
Jeff Poindexter
: Well, I'm savin' 'em in case my feet wear out, and then I'll have 'em.
Judge William 'Billy' Priest
: Hmmm. [
Chuckles
]
Judge William 'Billy' Priest
: As much sittin' around as you do, it won't be your feet that will wear out.
d.
Roy
: Why did you let us out?
Charlie Chaplin
: Why did you give up the seal?
Roy
: Because I'm a fool.
Charlie Chaplin
: I guess I'm a fool, too.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)?
a.
Joan
: Oh God, I wish I had that pretty mind back.
b.
Gale Weathers-Riley
: So where is this circle jerk going to take place?
c.
Darth Vader
: Do they have a code clearance?
Admiral Piett
: It's an older code, sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.
d.
Ernest P. Worrell
: Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a bar and said, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)?
a.
[
Ennis enters the grocery store where Alma works
]
Ennis Del Mar
: Hey, Monroe. Is Alma here?
Monroe
: Uh, yeah, she's in the condiments aisle.
Ennis Del Mar
: The what?
Monroe
: Uh - ketchup. [
points
]
Ennis Del Mar
: Thanks.
b.
[
after meeting black pioneers
]
Indian Chief
: [
speaks Yiddish, then in English
] They darker than us! Woof!
c.
Anna Riley
: I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday.
d.
Ernest P. Worrell
: I came! I saw! I got blowed up!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)?
a.
Pauly Shore
: Is there a part in there for me? Hey, is there a part in there for me?
b.
Tom Joad
: Takes no nerve to do something, ain't nothin' else you can do.
c.
Bart Hunter
: As soon as Molly is found - and I'm sure she will be - I suggest you vacate these rooms as swiftly as possible.
Helen Jorgenson
: [
incredulously
] Don't tell me that you're on their side!
Bart Hunter
: Let's merely say that I'm not on yours.
d.
Chuck
: We're sorry, Ernest, Bobby didn't know the mace can was loaded.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)?
a.
Ernest P. Worrell
: I've never been inside a restaurant that doesn't have a drive-thru window before.
b.
Private Auster
: [
yelling while becoming disoriented
] My firearm is my friend! It will not leave my side!
c.
Jeff
: Your shit's weak! Wizzeak!
d.
[
last lines
]
Gabriel Martin
: I want to know, was it all lies?
Alexandra Korolenko
: Not the part that matters.
Gabriel Martin
: It was true.
Alexandra Korolenko
: [
giggles
]
Gabriel Martin
: That was real. That was real, finally.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)?
a.
Jolly Grimm
: [
about Queenie
] I want to give her something... some kind of feeling of security. I don't know... that's what most girls want, isn't it?
Tex
: She asked for that?
Jolly Grimm
: Nah. You know her. She's too proud.
b.
Brian
: Let me tell you something, and don't you ever forget it: that success is nothing without someone you love to share it with!
c.
Guard
: Eat, Greaseball!
Ernest P. Worrell
: I didn't order grease ball.
d.
Mary Bennet
: Did you tell him you had five daughters, Papa?
Mr. Bennet
: Well, I told him if he ran into five of the silliest girls in England, they would be my daughters!
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