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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Employee of the Month (2004) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Employee of the Month (2004) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Employee of the Month (2004) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Employee of the Month (2004).

About the movie: "Employee of the Month" is about a guy whose day spirals from bad to worse when he gets fired from his dream job at the bank and is dumped by his fiancée Sara...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Employee of the Month (2004)?
a.		'Pappy' Cullen: Ricky, you gotta settle a bet. 'Rickey' Mayberry: What's on your mind, Pappy? 'Pappy' Cullen: The man standing over there says your next move is to Budapest, and I say you're going to Egypt. I win, don't I? 'Rickey' Mayberry: You both lose. I'm going to Moscow. 'Pappy' Cullen: You just came from Russia! Irene Malcolm: [facetiously] He won't give up until he finds Ninotchka. 'Pappy' Cullen: [he and Ricky laugh hysterically] That's a good one! Irene Malcolm: It's not that good!
b.		Old Man: When young, we mourn for one woman... as we grow old, for women in general. The tragedy of life is that man is never free yet strives for what he can never be. The thing most ferared in secret always happens. My life, my loves, where are they now? But the more the pain grows, the more this instinct for life somehow asserts itself. The necessary beauty in life is in giving yourself to it completely. Only later will it clarify itself and become coherent.
c.		Mercy Croft: It so happens that your death will coincide with road safety week, a cause which we know is very close to your heart.
d.		Whisper: [after Jack hires her to sleep with David, but David prefers to just talk with her] Do you want a blowjob or something? David Walsh: No, I'm good. Thanks. Whisper: Do you wanna fuck? David Walsh: You know, that's really sweet, but, uh... I don't think it's a good idea. Whisper: You can jerk off on my tits if you want. David Walsh: You know, as much as I'd love to, I think I'm gonna pass. [stops to open a beer] David Walsh: Whisper, do you have a boyfriend? Whisper: Yeah. David Walsh: What would you do if he was having sex with another girl? Whisper: Play with her tits?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Employee of the Month (2004)?
a.		Eric: Jack, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Jack: Uh... Six. Eric: Oh, so close. It was "Go fuck yourself!"
b.		[Crane's explanation of how he got inside a locked-down nuclear missile silo] Brad Crane: That's a complicated story. It begins a year ago. But let's skip that.
c.		Jasper Hale: [after Carlisle knocks Edward on his back after their mock fight] One more thing. Never turn your back on your enemy. [rolls eyes]
d.		Frankie: Ever hear of the ozone layer, asshole?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Employee of the Month (2004)?
a.		Slim: [to Pete about Irma] Don't shoot her in the head. The bullet'll never go through.
b.		Clifford: Uncle Martin, save me!... Uncle Martin? Martin Daniels: I'm thinking it over! Clifford: Please?, I'm scared! Martin Daniels: Well I'm scared about what might happen if I save you. You know, I should do mankind a tremendous favor and let that dinosaur eat you. I mean, who knows what horrors you might unleash, or what if you got your hands on some plutonium? Martin Daniels: [mocking Clifford] I just made the bestest nuclear bomb in the whole wide world.
c.		David Walsh: Everything I am is an illusion.
d.		Inger Christianson: Who died and made you boss?... Oh.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Employee of the Month (2004)?
a.		Peter Keyes: How many times do I have to tell you? You don't know what you're dealing with. [clicks on computer] Peter Keyes: There's your killer. Wonderful isn't it? Pheromone signatures left by his body. These are scent molecules. [to worker] Peter Keyes: Punch up for me. Ten years ago one of his kind stalked and eliminated an elite special forces crew in central America. There were two survivors. They indicated that when trapped, the creature activated a self-destruct device that destroyed enough rainforest to cover 300 city blocks. Remarkable weaponry. That's right lieutenant. Other-world life-forms.
b.		Kate Mosley: This is my Nick. Sam Mayfair: I'm her Sam.
c.		Kyle: What's the matter, sunshine? Step in some shit? David Walsh: You're an asshole, Kyle. Kyle: Ya think? David Walsh: How do you sleep at night? Kyle: Usually naked. On one of the newer, younger employees. David Walsh: Oh. That explains the smile on Bob's face. Go easy on him, he's just a janitor.
d.		[when Louis is hiding behind his mother in fright] The King of Siam: Never hide behind woman's skirt, it's not brave. Also, impossible to know when she sit down!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Employee of the Month (2004)?
a.		[Reporter Rex Pester displays photos as he talks] Rex Pester: Young Tammy, Baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, Little Chunky, and poor sweet Amelia all vanished without a trace.
b.		[recognizing female terrorist's voice over the police radio] Matt Farrell: That's her! John McClane: "Her" who? Agent Johnson: What're you talking about? Matt Farrell: It's them. John McClane: Are you saying it's "them" them? Matt Farrell: I swear to you, I know her! I would know her voice anywhere! [McClane picks up handset] Matt Farrell: Don't say anything! Don't... John McClane: Just keep your mouth shut for a minute. [to terrorists over radio] John McClane: Hey, Metro, how's your day goin' over there? Yeah, you gotta be pretty, uh, crazy over there, what with all those 5-87's, huh? Mai Lihn: Yes, sir, we've had to dispatch all units. John McClane: Yeah, you had to dispatch all units for all the naked people walkin' around?
c.		Jack: They don't deserve the steam off your piss! David Walsh: Are you smoking crack? Jack: No, not... not right now.
d.		Dad: God-damned see-thru coffee! Mom: He was very sickly until he started riding around on that bicycle. Dad: Yeah... well... now his body's fine, but his mind is gone.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Employee of the Month (2004)?
a.		David Walsh: Jack, you know Eric's gay. Jack: Ya, he's here, he's queer, I'm used to it. I have no problems with queers. Eric: Well, the community is going to be so thrilled to hear that, Jack. Jack: I mean it! I mean, sucking dick, when chicks do it, I not only applaud, I want to watch it. I got, I got three-hour pornos with nothing but wall-to-wall ball to jaw. But when I think about chowing down on some other guys' wrinkled Mr. Lincoln... [makes a face and tries to contain his laughter] Eric: Jack, are you a cartoon character? I mean, does someone come to your house every morning and draw you on an easel?
b.		Coach Gary Gaines: [to quarterback Mike Winchell] You're playing like the village idiot! You want people to think of you as the village idiot?
c.		Reporter: [watching the villains] I haven't seen the likes of this since Superman.
d.		Chucky: Christ! Enough about your mother! I killed that bitch 20 years ago and she still won't shut up!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Employee of the Month (2004)?
a.		[in the sauna] Jack: You ever watch figure skating, man? David Walsh: Please don't talk. I've got a lot on my mind. Jack: I'm not into the sushi, but Michelle Kwan... David Walsh: What are you doing? Can we just sit here and not talk? Can we do that? Let's just try and do that. Jack: ...I'd suck sake out of her ass in front of my grandmother.
b.		Garry: Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye.
c.		Charlie Castle: Am I the worst oaf in the world? Marion Castle: The world's a big place. You're the worst one in my life.
d.		Chink: I had me a quiet woman once. Outside she was as calm as Sunday. But inside, wild as mountain scenery.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Employee of the Month (2004)?
a.		Mr. Edward Magorium: Why are you lying? Molly Mahoney: I have to. Mr. Edward Magorium: But your pants will catch on fire...
b.		Mr. Gartin: My grandfather built this bank on sweat and steel, not bullshit and nepotism. He put the bank first, and so I do too. Now, today is Thursday, consider Friday your last day. You're fired. David Walsh: That means no bonus, no benefits? Mr. Gartin: No shit! I'd like to say I'm sorry, but I'm not.
c.		Dogg: Kid, Kid... I don't know if I should waste my time whippin' your ass in this race, or take you 'cross my knee.
d.		Zinaida: If you are through with toys, you have much to discover.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Employee of the Month (2004)?
a.		[from trailer] Dave: Having children, is, it's like living with little mini drug addicts. You know, they're laughing one minute, and then they're crying the next, and then they're trying to kill themselves in your bathroom for no good reason. They're very mean and selfish and they burn through your money and they break sh-.
b.		Doc Holliday: Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd.
c.		[talking to operator about Monica] Tonihno: But she is unique! 5'10, braids, great legs and... she's a man! Operator: In San Francisco, that is not unique!
d.		David Walsh: Tits on a taco, it's hot out there.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Employee of the Month (2004)?
a.		Jack: Betting money on terminal cases? Even Manson would call bullshit on this freak show! Get out of here! God! Dorff: Free country! Love it or leave it!
b.		Narrator: At that moment, Karen and Rocky's only hope in the whole WORLD, was Bullwinkle J. Moose... In other words, they didn't have a prayer.
c.		Edward D. Wood, Jr.: It's a guaranteed blockbuster. Ed Reynolds: Hmm. Ah, I understand this science fiction is popular, but uh, don't the big hits always have big stars? Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Well we have a big star: Bela Lugosi. Ed Reynolds: Bela Lugosi? Why, I though he passed on. Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Yes. Yes he did. But... [produces tiny spool of film] Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I've got the last footage he ever shot. Ed Reynolds: Well, it doesn't look like very much. Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Mr. Reynolds, this is the acorn that will grow a great oak! I'll just get a double to finish his scenes, and we'll release it as "Bela Lugosi's Final Film"!
d.		Canadian Ambassador: Can I finish? Please, can I finish? [pause] Canadian Ambassador: OK I'm finished.

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