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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Ali G Indahouse (2002) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Ali G Indahouse (2002) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Ali G Indahouse (2002) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Ali G Indahouse (2002).

About the movie: Ali G unwittingly becomes a pawn in the evil Chancellor's plot to overthrow the Prime Minister of Great Britain...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ali G Indahouse (2002)?
a.		Mark Loftmore: One last thing before you kill us Lincoln! Mr. Lincoln: You know my name? Mark Loftmore: I should. You murdered my grandfather! Mr. Lincoln: You're a Loftmore! Old horror lord's grandchild. Well, well, well, what a coincidence. It's such a small world! Mark Loftmore: Well, then why do you want to end it? Mr. Lincoln: Somebody has to.
b.		Eddie Valiant: The job will cost you a hundred bucks, plus expenses. R.K. Maroon: A hundred bucks? That's ridiculous! Eddie Valiant: So's the job.
c.		Ali G: Me Julie, will you make me the happiest guy in the world? Me Julie: Yes, Ali. Yes I will. Ali G: Good. Let me shag her, then!
d.		1st Party Dad: Are you the clown? Shakes the Clown: No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ali G Indahouse (2002)?
a.		Walter Brown: You're a pretty good judge of crooks, Mrs. Neall; the only place you slip up is with cops. I turned the deal down. Mrs. Neall: Then you're a bigger idiot than I thought! When are you going to get it through your square head that this is big business? And we're right in the middle. Walter Brown: Meaning you'd like to sell out? Mrs. Neall: With pleasure and profit, and so would you. What are the odds if we don't? I sing my song for the grand jury, and spend the rest of my life dodging bullets - -if I'm lucky! - -while you grow old and gray on the police force. Oh, wake up, Brown. This train's headed straight for the cemetery. But there's another one coming along, a gravy train. Let's get on it. Walter Brown: Mrs. Neall, I'd like to give you the same answer I gave that hood - but it would mean stepping on your face.
b.		Juno MacGuff: Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once, but now she looks like a Hobbit. You know, the fat one, that was in the Goonies.
c.		Maxim de Winter: Happiness is something I know nothing about.
d.		David Carlton: As from 12 o'clock all rizla's will be free. To discourage their use, there will be a 25p-per-pound levy on panties. This will exclude thongs. Marijuana will be available on the NHS to treat chronic diseases such as ichy scrot. Furthermore I am a bell end... Ali G: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! David Carlton: Prime minister, I really can't be expected to... Prime Minister: Go on now, David! David Carlton: [Looking annoyed] I like to take it up the batty. It is me favourite. I used to be a girl and wear knicks, honest. Ask me mum!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ali G Indahouse (2002)?
a.		Ali G: Talk to the hand, 'cos the face ain't listening.
b.		Damon Schmidt: [to Janet Mayes while preparing her to meet the Saudi Prince] Can we dial down the boobies?
c.		Harry Burns: You realize of course that we could never be friends. Sally Albright: Why not? Harry Burns: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally Albright: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Harry Burns: No you don't. Sally Albright: Yes I do. Harry Burns: No you don't. Sally Albright: Yes I do. Harry Burns: You only think you do. Sally Albright: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge? Harry Burns: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you. Sally Albright: They do not. Harry Burns: Do too. Sally Albright: They do not. Harry Burns: Do too. Sally Albright: How do you know? Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive? Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too. Sally Albright: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU? Harry Burns: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story. Sally Albright: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then. Harry Burns: I guess not. Sally Albright: That's too bad. You were the only person I knew in New York.
d.		Major Payne: Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ali G Indahouse (2002)?
a.		Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a brave, little mouse who loved honor and justice and always told the truth. [Camera zooms in and we see a rat named Roscuro] Narrator: No, that's not him. That's a rat. And anyone who knows anything, knows there is a big difference between a mouse and a rat. First of all, rats hate the light. [Roscuro climbs on a barrel and looks at the sun] Narrator: They spend their lives in the darkness. Also terrify the people which is why they're slinking and cover all the time. [Roscuro goes to near of a sailor] Narrator: And as far as telling the truth as concerned, well, that is impossible, because as everyone knows a rat can't talk. [Roscuro starts to talk] Roscuro: Tell me that thing again, please. Pietro: Come on! Roscuro: Tell me one more time and I won't ask you ever again, I swear. Pietro: Fine. We are headed to Dor, one of the most magical places in the whole world. Roscuro: No, that's not what you said before. You know, every place has something special and in Dor, it's "the soup".
b.		Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.
c.		Lester Blaine: [Stopping short when he sees the drop alongside the staeps of the summer house] Whoa...! Myra Hudson: What's the matter, Darling? Lester Blaine: [Frightened] It's a precipice! Myra Hudson: [laughs] I've been running up and down these steps ever since I was twelve. Lester Blaine: Don't you ever do it again! Myra Hudson: Why not? Remember what Nietzsche said: Live dangerously! Lester Blaine: You know what happened to Nietzsche? Myra Hudson: What? Lester Blaine: He's dead! Myra Hudson: [laughs]
d.		Becky: I can't do it, I can't, can't, can't go on. Dr. Miles J. Bennell: Yes you can.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ali G Indahouse (2002)?
a.		Jonathan Mardukas: Tall? About 6 feet? Red Wood: Six five. Jonathan Mardukas: Dark hair? Red Wood: Light hair. Jonathan Mardukas: Yup. Sounds like our guy.
b.		Lola: I sunk into a depression only Hamlet would recognize.
c.		[last lines] Paul: I'm not dead!
d.		[Awarding a Cub scout a new badge] Ali G: Soon you will big-up to Tyrone's level. Tyrone, if you keeps getting any better, we're gonna have to do your pubes, aiii. Cub scout: I don't have any. Ali G: Well I'ze got millions.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ali G Indahouse (2002)?
a.		Red Pollard: This isn't just any race. This is the Santa Anita. I had that race. I was there. Charles Howard: I know.
b.		Mars: Baby's fat. You fat... fat and juicy.
c.		Ali G: We is gunna hire the A-team.
d.		Carter Boyd: I like WOMEN!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ali G Indahouse (2002)?
a.		Ali G: I'm not Ali A, not Ali B, Ali C, Ali D, Ali E, Ali F... but... Ali G!
b.		Ed Reynolds: [referring to Tor Johnson] Why did you give HIM all the dialog? He is unintelligible! Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Look, Bela's dead and Vampira won't talk. I had to give somebody the dialog!
c.		McCord: [driving the car] [to Lincoln Six-Echo] McCord: All right, look. I know you're new to the whole human experiences and all... but there's one universal truth and that is you never give a woman your credit card.
d.		Rudy: What are you guys in for? Thug #1: The good times.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ali G Indahouse (2002)?
a.		Ali G: A man more eviler than Skeletor.
b.		Roedecker: Funsch. Us splitting up, you going solo... is way out of procedure. So listen to me. I know where you come from. I know what you've been through, but this place is different. Not everyone is a combatant. There are innocent people here. So if you get into the shit, you trust your heart, not your head, hmm? Funsch: Loud and clear, sir.
c.		Cappy: Can I ask you something, Professor? Are you studying these kids sex lives, or you getting involved in it?
d.		Ryan Harrison: [to Cass, Lauren and Sean] You make the Mansons look like the Cleavers.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ali G Indahouse (2002)?
a.		Dwight Hansen: [beating Toby] Only me on this whole Earth to straighten you out, and I will do it, kill or cure. Kill or cure.
b.		Ali G: Crack cocaine iz destroyin' our community, so when a bruva makes it through, he deserves our respect. So, let's big it up for me main man Darren, who has been off da crack now for eight years! Darren: Eight years and three quarters. Ali G: Whateva!
c.		U.S. Bill: This is the basement. Want to see the furnace? Nightbird: That's okay. U.S. Bill: It's hot. Don't press your face against it for too long or you get red streaks on you for, like, a month.
d.		Randy: She broke up with me! John Person: So you tied her up?

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ali G Indahouse (2002)?
a.		Steve: [shouting in Teague's face] You son of a bitch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You-only-moved-the-headstones! Why? Why?
b.		Mark: You know, I think it's good how this turned out. Gabriel: You do? Mark: Yeah. We got the hard part over with. Gabriel: Oh, what about the sex? Mark: What kind of a girl do you think I am?
c.		Delegate from Chad: Gentlemen, I want you all to know that the minister was very hard, but also very straight.
d.		Winton: [to Florence] Will you marry me? Florence: How much money have you got? Winton: [laughing] Heaven knows , alot. Florence: [smiling] Well that being the case , I'll take it up with the board of directors.

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