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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Alaska (1996) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Alaska (1996) Quiz
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About the movie:
Jake Barnes and his two kids, Sean and Jessie, have moved to Alaska after his wife died. He is a former airline pilot now delivering toilet paper across the mountains...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alaska (1996)?
a.
Coach
: Oh dear.
Honey Pie
: What? What's he doing?
Bozo
: They're humping!
Beer Guy
: Aw man! The monsters are doing it doggy style.
Hot Wheels
: Monster sex.
b.
Ben, Quincy General Store
: When I was a boy, you had to hunt a bear with just a spear, and you took his spirit or died trying.
c.
Vada
: Weeping willow with your tears running down, why do you always weep and frown? Is it because he left you one day? is it because he could not stay? On your branches he would swing, do you long for the happiness that day would bring? He found shelter in your shade. You thought his laughter would never fade. Weeping willow, stop your tears. There is something to calm you fears. You think death has ripped you forever apart. But I know he'll always be in your heart.
d.
Icey Spoon
: [
about the conjugal bed
] When you've been married to a man for forty years you know all that don't amount to a hill of beans. I've been married to Walt that long and I swear in all that time I just lie there thinkin' about my canning.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alaska (1996)?
a.
Master Chief John Urgayle
: Sergeant Cortes, however brief your stint with this command might be, there are two words you will learn to put together: Team-Mate.
b.
Jake Barnes
: What's that? It's either a polar bear or the whitest dog I've ever seen.
Sean Barnes
: It's a dog. Can I keep him?
c.
Robert Tentrees
: [
upon Melinda arriving at the table where he is playing roulette
] Melinda... what a questionable surprise.
d.
Henry Wiggen
: Oh Katie, honey, why don't you get yourself married and raise yourself some exemptions.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alaska (1996)?
a.
Clark Kellogg
: There's federal officers after me.
Carmine Sabatini
: Did you get their names?
Clark Kellogg
: Greenwald and Simpson. They told me that they would put me in jail for two years, unless I led them to the Gourmet Club.
Carmine Sabatini
: No, they're not gonna, they're not gonna send you to jail.
Clark Kellogg
: Oh, they're not?
Carmine Sabatini
: No, they're gonna blow your brains out.
b.
Jessie Barnes
: My guess is, he's out shooting the rapids, or wrestling a grizzly bear. You know, just being that Alaskan mountain man we know and love.
c.
Gittel 'Mosca' Moscawitz
: Is it OK enough to?
Jerry Ryan
: Is what OK enough to?
Gittel 'Mosca' Moscawitz
: Your leg?
Jerry Ryan
: It may have affected my head!
d.
Tex
: Time for dinner!
Benny
: [
lights lighter
] You're toast, fuck!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alaska (1996)?
a.
[
On the Inuit boy's first hunting trip
]
Ben, Quincy General Store
: Go a boy and come back a man.
b.
Guy
: So, did your parents do the whole traditional family Christmas?
Girl
: Yeah. [
pause
]
Girl
: You?
Guy
: No, my grandparents are Dutch. So I was raised on salted licorice and Sinterklaus.
Girl
: How is that different from regular Santa Claus?
Guy
: Well, instead of the North Pole, he lives in Spain and instead of elves, he's got this enforcer named Black Pete. So he's basically like your Santa Claus, only scarier. [
drops voice on "scarier"
]
Girl
: That's charming.
c.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
: For now we see but through a glass darkly.
d.
Eva
: Why would you trust these people? And the way they look at you.
Frank Lucas
: They look at me like it's Christmas and I'm Santa Claus.
Eva
: They look at us like we're the help.
Frank Lucas
: They work for me, now.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alaska (1996)?
a.
Abortion Receptionist
: [
on the phone
] Tromaville Abortion Clinic! May I help you? I'm sorry, but the doctor just died of rectal hemorrhaging. Would you like his voice mail?
b.
Perry
: Lets get rid of this kayak before any unwanted company comes.
Koontz, Perry's Pilot
: [
sees a helicopter
] Who the hell is that?
Perry
: Unwanted company.
c.
[
Prince John and Hiss have just been robbed by Robin Hood and Little John
]
Hiss
: I knew it! I knew this would happen! I tried to warn you, but no, no, no, you wouldn't listen. You just had to... [
Prince John is about to hit Hiss with his mirror
]
Hiss
: Ah! Ah! Ah! Seven years bad... [
crash
]
Hiss
: ...luck. That's what it is. Besides, you broke your mother's mirror.
Prince John
: Ahh! Mommy! [
sucks his thumb and gets mud all over it
]
Prince John
: I've got a dirty thumb.
d.
Andrew
: Champagne for everyone.
Joanna
: Andrew, I'd like a beer.
Edith Mintz
: A beer?
Joanna
: [
takes a swig from a bottle
] Mmmmm, good stuff.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alaska (1996)?
a.
Sean Barnes
: Dad, you used to fly 747s, and now you deliver toilet paper.
b.
Tony
: Here at Pizza Playhouse we do things one way: the right way.
c.
Jake Fratelli
: Francis? Francis the lock!
Francis Fratelli
: Let go of the handle.
Jake Fratelli
: I don't have the handle now open the lock
Mama Fratelli
: Jake up! Come on move it!
d.
Father John Patrick 'Dago Red' Mulcahy
: [
the camp is listening to Frank Burns and Hot Lips fooling around over the radio
] Is this 'The Bickersons'? I love them.
Duke Forrest
: Who?
Father John Patrick 'Dago Red' Mulcahy
: The Battling Bickersons. I love them. [
Duke gives him a bewildered look
]
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alaska (1996)?
a.
[
Examining a wine bottle
]
Pseudolus
: Was 1 a good year?
b.
Perry
: These young people, they... they were brought up on MTV and video games. They know nothing of the real world. They can't conceive of the true brutality of nature.
c.
[
last lines
]
Clay Gipson
: Wade, you got him!
Sheriff Wade Addams
: We'll talk about that later. [
Clay's pony whinnies
]
Sheriff Wade Addams
: You'll be riding him again soon.
d.
Ben Jordan
: [
Very last line as Todd goes for Laura and she shotgun blasts him
] NO
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alaska (1996)?
a.
Sean Barnes
: Maybe you should write him a note. Dear Poachers, this is very bad. I'm telling.
b.
Flo Addams
: I didn't double-cross you at Fat Duchy's. I wanted Jack Buck to make up with you. And I was dumb enough to believe him.
Little Johnny Sarto
: Yeah? What do you think now, I'm dumb enough to believe you?
c.
Steve
: What do you think, man? You think it makes me look tough?
Sodapop Curtis
: I think it makes you look different.
Steve
: What'd you mean, "different"?
Sodapop Curtis
: Well, you got a hole in your mouth.
d.
Steve Collins
: But, you can't marry this man you've known only four days. You've known head waiters longer.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alaska (1996)?
a.
Perry
: This isn't hunting. This is business.
b.
Alan Garner
: [
while picking up Phil at the school where he works
] Did you have to park so close?
Doug Billings
: Yeah, what's wrong?
Alan Garner
: I shouldn't be here.
Doug Billings
: Why is that, Alan?
Alan Garner
: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.
c.
Doyle
: [
shouting
] We don't got no Goddamn band! We don't need to fucking practice, Randy! We don't no shit-ass manager neither! You motherfuckers! You all are a bunch of losers! I'm the only sane son-of-a-bitch here! So get the *fuck* out of my house now!
Vaughan Cunningham
: It's not your house, Doyle, it's Linda's.
Doyle
: I'll whip the dog shit out of you, Vaughan. I will [
shouts
]
Doyle
: fucking kill you if you talk to me again!
d.
Lawyer
: [
to Pixxi
] You're an adult. Yes. Over eighteen, twenty one presumably?
Sixsixsix
: Don't go there.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alaska (1996)?
a.
Big Mac
: The only arithmetic he ever got was hearing the referee count up to ten.
b.
MacDonald
: [
referring to Sheila Sommers
] She won't let a man get near her. But, eh, that's never stopped you before.
c.
Sean Barnes
: Are you sure this is how they do it?
Jessie Barnes
: It's how they do it on ESPN.
d.
George Halley
: [
In the shell hole: Eddie offers a cigarette to George. He in turn takes it, and then picks out bugs that apparently infest everything
] Ah, look at that. Them cooties are gettin' desperate: they're feedin' off tobacco.
Eddie Bartlett
: How much can a cootie smoke?
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