Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995).

About the movie: Another spoof from the mind of Mel Brooks. This time he's out to poke fun at the Dracula myth. Basically...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)?
a.		Art Ritzik: Yeah, and about the chess game, you were right, I was dead in two. Ivan Danko: [with scorn and moving away] It was obvious.
b.		Dracula: Renfield, you were having a nightmare! Renfield: A nightmare? But it was so real, so vivid. Two voluptuous women; grinding, heaving. I don't know how to describe it... [pause] Renfield: Have you ever been to Paris?
c.		Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who?
d.		James Carter: All right, listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)?
a.		[George talking to a suicidal jumper] George Kuffs: Hey, asshole! Yes, you. Look, if you're gonna jump, jump. Otherwise, use the bridge like everyone else. You're screwin' up traffic down there.
b.		Eddie Valiant: You mean you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time? Roger Rabbit: No, not at any time, only when it was funny.
c.		Van Helsing: [examining Lucy's throat with a magnifying lens] Three tiny puncture Marks on her Throat... Dr. Steward: Three? Van Helsing: [breathes on and polishes the lens] Two. Two tiny Puncture marks on her throat.
d.		[Bartleby and Loki slaughter parishioners outside a church] Loki: You're looking at eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)?
a.		Renfield: Yes, I'm schh-eduled to meet Count Dracula. Villager #1: [horrified] Dracula! Villager #2: [horrified] Dracula! Villager #3: [horrified] Dracula! Villager #4: ...Schh-eduled?
b.		Ursa: Come forward. Your General wishes to speak. General Zod: I am General Zod. Your ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your lands, your possessions, your very lives, will gladly be given in tribute to me, General Zod! In return for your obedience you will enjoy my generous protection. In other words you will be allowed to live. [rips a Generals stars from his shoulder] General Zod: So you are a General? And who is your superior? General: I answer only to the President. General Zod: And he will answer to me! Or all of his cities will end up like this one.
c.		Gladys DuCane: I know wind when I see it.
d.		Professor Henry Higgins: By George, Eliza, the streets will be strewn with the bodies of men shooting themselves for your sake before I'm done with you.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)?
a.		Rick: I'm the only "cause" I'm interested in.
b.		Bellatrix Lestrange: Get Draco.
c.		[Dracula is hypnotizing a valet at the theatre where Doctor Seward is enjoying an opera] Dracula: You vill tell Doctor Seward there is a message for him in the lobby... and you will remember nothing of what I tell you. [the valet goes to open Seward's chambers and nods her head. She opens the curtain to Seward's chambers and stands there with her mouth open for a few moments, then closes the curtain] Usherette: [noticing Dracula standing there] Hello, can I help you sir? Dracula: [mimicking her] Can I help you sir? [normally] Dracula: What's wrong with you, why did you not tell him? Usherette: About what? Dracula: About the message! Usherette: For whom? Dracula: Never mind! I vill tell him myself. And for your miserable performance, you will receive no tip! Usherette: No tip? Dracula: Ah! That, you remember!
d.		Neo: Hiya, fellas. Agent Jackson: It's him. Agent Thompson: The anomaly. Agent Jackson: Do we proceed? Agent Thompson: Yes... Agent Jackson: ...he is still... Agent Johnson: ...only human.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)?
a.		Dr. Steward: Count Dracula, allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing of London University. He's a doctor of rare diseases as well as theology and philosophy. Van Helsing: And gynaecology. Dr. Steward: Oh, I didn't know you had your hand in that, too.
b.		Wizard of Oz: As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. Tin Woodsman: But I still want one.
c.		[last lines] Title Card: The United States took out several full page Wanted ads in the local Bosnian papers to show the world it was serious about catching these war criminals... Of course, they listed an 800 number that could be used only in America.
d.		[Driving down the railroad tracks toward an approaching train] Phil: I'm betting he's going to swerve first.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)?
a.		Renfield: [as the two Vampire brides climb into his bed] Whatare you on about? What's all this then? Who are you people? I-I'll have you know that's my knee your Straddiling! Renfield: [they start to gyrate on top of him] No, Stop! Stop it at once! Oh! Ah... No, no this is wrong! This is wrong! This is wrong, do you hear me, wrong! this is- [He starts to moan] Renfield: WRONG ME! WRONG ME! WRONG MY BRAINS OUT!
b.		Superman: Uh... no pain, no gain?
c.		Steve Banning: Those jackals are giving me goose pimples. Babe Jenson: Aw they're giving me goose pimples on top of my goose pimples.
d.		Muerte: My name is MORTY!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)?
a.		Jonathan Harker: [having been told to drive a stake into Lucy] Oh, that's horrible. Is there no other way? Van Helsing: One other. We could cut off her head, stuff her mouth with garlic and tear off her ears! Jonathan Harker: [after a moment's thought] Give me the stake. [pauses again] Jonathan Harker: No. No, I can't do it... you do it! Van Helsing: It must be done by one who loved her in life! Jonathan Harker: I only liked her! Van Helsing: Close enough!
b.		Lee Harvey: You keep fuckin' around and you gonna get that scholarship to Yale taken away. End up at Stanford with a muthafuckin' sling blade. Jamaal: Shit, yo' ass gonna be lucky to get into Duke, gettin' a muthafuckin' 1430 on yo' SATs. Lee Harvey: Shit, muthafucka you know I had the flu. Jamaal: You'd have to have a muthafuckin' aneurysm to get a 1430, shit.
c.		Charlie Anderson: Jacob, you look like you got somthin' on your mind. Go ahead, say what you think. Jacob Anderson: We've been through it all before. Charlie Anderson: Now now, don't pat around with me. You were raised to say what you think. You were all raised to say what you think. If there's anything I can't stand, it's a lot of noisy silence. Now, come on, let's have some talkin' here. [Jacob stands up] Charlie Anderson: Well, if you're going to make a speech, I'm sorry I said it.
d.		Dutch: You could save the world. Black Power Lisa: Screw the world, save Ritchie.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)?
a.		Lover at Picnic: Would you care for some wine? Dracula: I never drink wine... oh, what the hell. Let me try it.
b.		Lisa: I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen. Joe Young: Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!
c.		Ann Beam: I want a divorce. It's a physical thing. I've been experimenting with other men lately. A lot of other men... and women. I don't know. I mean, Antonio can do this thing with his tongue, and Willam's stamina is amazing. And as far as hands go, your father's hands are... You are no match.
d.		Isabel: If you meet me back here in 1 hour, I will prove to you why you hired me... even though I wouldn't sleep with you

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)?
a.		Ann: [on the phone] Do you ever think about me? Hisham Badir: Ann, do you need me to help out in some way? Ann: What? Hisham Badir: Do you need some money? Ann: That's a terrible thing to say. I just wanted to talk to you. You're my father and I thought maybe I could see you. Hisham Badir: Well I thought perhaps your mother asked you to. Ann: [interrupts] My mother didn't ask me to do anything. Why would you say that? Hisham Badir: You know your mother. Ann: Yes I do know my mother and this isn't about your money. She has nothing to do with this. Hisham Badir: Ann, I don't know what to say. Look I'm in the middle of something. [pauses] Hisham Badir: Can I? Ann: [crying] You're not even glad that I called are you? You don't care if you ever see me again. You don't give a damn about me, do you? You know, I'm sorry I called you.
b.		Inspector Grubach: Kafka. Kafka, Kafka... Is that your real name? Franz Kafka: Yes. W-why shouldn't it be?
c.		Professor G.H. Dorr: What do you think, General? Present any problems? Good then. Gentlemen, why don't we crowd around and go over the plan? Gentlemen, this is the Bandit Queen. Gambling den. Cash cow. Sodom of the Mississippi Delta and the focus of our little exercise. Here is Orchard Street. Here is the residence of Marva Munson, the charming lady whom you all met moments ago. Gentlemen, I'm sure you're all aware that the Solons of the state of Mississippi, to wit, its legislature, have decreed that no gaming establishment shall be erected within its borders upon dry land. They may, however, legally float. While the gambling activity is restricted to these riverboats, no such restrictions apply to the functions ancillary to this cash-besotted business. The casino's offices, locker rooms, facilities to cook and clean, and, most importantly, its counting houses, the reinforced, secret, super-secure repositories of the lucre, may all be situated... wherever. Gawain, where is "wherever"? Gawain MacSam: Say what? Professor G.H. Dorr: Where's the money? Gawain MacSam: Oh. OK, look. At the end of every shift, pit boss brings the cash down to the hold of the ship in a locked cashbox, and once a day all the cash is moved down to the countin' room. Professor G.H. Dorr: And where is the counting room? Gawain MacSam: Uh... it be right there in that square where you pointin'. Professor G.H. Dorr: And what, to flog a horse that if not dead is at this point in mortal danger of expiring, does this little square represent? Gawain MacSam: Offices. Underground. Professor G.H. Dorr: Ha! Underground! Mmm! Underground. During the casino's hours of operation, the door to this counting room is fiercely guarded. The door itself is of redoubtable Pittsburgh steel. When the casino closes this entire underground complex is locked up, and the armed guard retreats to the casino's main entrance. There, then, far from the guard, reposes the money, behind a five-inch-thick steel portal, yes. But the walls... the walls are but humble masonry behind which is only the soft, loamy soil deposited over centuries by the Old Man, the meanderin' Mississippi, as it fanned its way back and forth across the great alluvial plain, leaving earth. This earth. The General here, whose curriculum vitae comprehends massive tunnelin' experience through the soil of his native French Indochina, shall be directin' our little old tunnelin' operation. Garth Pancake, though a master of none, is a jack of all those trades corollary to our aim. He will be doin' such fabricatin' and demolition work - as our little caper shall require. Garth Pancake: Happy to be on board. Professor G.H. Dorr: Gawain is our proverbial "inside man." He has managed to secure himself a berth on the stodial staff of the Bandit Queen. Gawain MacSam: Damn skippy! Professor G.H. Dorr: And this brings us to Lump. To look at Lump, you might wonder what specialized expertise could he possibly offer our merry little old band of miscreants. Well, gentlemen, in a project of such risks, it is imperative to enlist the services of a hooligan, a goon, an ape, a physical brute. Someone who will be our security, our battering ram, our blunt instrument. And, on our behalf, I wish him a warm Mississippi welcome. Garth Pancake: Fuckin' A. Gawain MacSam: Whassup, my nigga? Professor G.H. Dorr: Well, gentlemen, here you are. Men of different backgrounds and differing talents. Men with, in fact, but two things in common: One, you all saw fit to answer my advertisement in the Memphis Scimitar, and two, you're all going to be, in consequence, very, very, incredibly... rich. Let us revel in our adventure, gentlemen. Let us make beautiful music together, and, by all means, let us keep this to ourselves. What we say in this root cellar, let it stay in this root cellar. Lump Hudson: There's no "I" in "team".
d.		Dracula: [in a dream walking about in the daylight thinking it's real] Everything is so lovely and colorful, and the sun is so shiny! [He spots two lovers having a picnic] Dracula: Say there, I just can't help that it is so lovely out here today, but if I could just spare it for a piece of your... chicken? Lover at Picnic: Oh sure, and some wine? Dracula: I never drink... wine [thinks for about three seconds] Dracula: Oh what the hell, let me try it. [tastes the wine] Dracula: ...It's good! Renfield: [Running towards him shouting] Master! Master! Dracula: [Happy to see him] Renfield, look at me! I'm drinking wine, and eating chicken! Renfield: Master, what are you doing out in the daytime? Dracula: Relax Renfield, I am cured! [smoke starts coming out of him] Renfield: No, no you're not! Look! Dracula: [realizing the smoke] I... made... a mistake... I've got to get back to my coffin! [He wakes up in panic noticing the dark out the window then, calms down] Dracula: It is night time, so it wasn't real, I was having... a daymare.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)?
a.		Jonathan Harker: She's alive? Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu. Jonathan Harker: She's Italian?
b.		Kung Fu Joe: So, it's just you 57 cops against KUNG FU JOE? Master of KUNG-FU, KARATE, JIU-JITSU, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
c.		Angie Duke: Cordy, you and I are going to elope! Mrs. Duke: Over my dead body! Angie Duke: Only if absolutely necessary, Mother.
d.		T-Loc: Hey, where you at, butt-head? You in here with me now! Eli Porter: I'm not in here with you. You're in here... with me.

QuizAssess