Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995) Quiz

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About the movie: Young Calvin Fuller is pulled into King Arthur's court by Merlin. His mission: to save Camelot...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)?
a.		Lord Belasco: Declare my victory! Princess Katey: Wrong again, dweeb.
b.		Paul Madvig: If you figure on getting married with my rock, you're nuts.
c.		Capt. Don Pasqual 'Pasqualito' Costelar: I've been thinking things over for some time now, and I'll be happy to make you my wife. Then no one could speak ill of you. Concha Perez: But no one speaks ill of me now!
d.		Emma Woodhouse: Hmm, you dismiss her beauty and good nature, yet I would be very much mistaken, if your sex in general, does not think those claims the highest a woman could possess!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)?
a.		Heavy Duty: Standing in front of you are Delta-6 Accelerator suits. Ripcord: What does it accelerate? Heavy Duty: You. It'll make you run faster, jump higher and hit harder than any of your enemies. Let's suit up.
b.		Tess (in Anna's body): She is dead, worse than dead. She will spend the next year in a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence!
c.		Calvin Fuller: Lord Elastic!
d.		[Flounder has just fired a blank cartridge near Neidermeyer's horse, and the horse has dropped dead] Bluto: Holy shit! D-Day: There were blanks in that gun! Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him! Bluto: Holy shit! [D-Day checks the gun] D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun! Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack. Bluto: Holy shit!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)?
a.		Highway: I can't fix it if I don't know what's broken.
b.		Emma Wheeler: Here you go. Sunny-side eggs with bacon, sausage with bacon, home fries, homemade biscuits and country gravy. Can I get you anything else? Paul Morgan: No, thanks. Just the angiogram.
c.		Kate Walker: I think I'm more comfortable with being disappointed. I think I'm angry at you for trying to take that away.
d.		Calvin Fuller: [to Kane, after the King's announcement that anyone can enter the tournament] That's your cue, professor.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)?
a.		King Arthur: Camelot rots, and I play at being king. I want her great again.
b.		Big Z: No joy, man. No joy. Fail.
c.		Morrie: Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels? Henry Hill: Morrie, please! You borrowed Jimmy's money, pay him. Morrie: I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! What am I, fuckin nuts? Come on! Henry Hill: Are you gonna argue with Jimmy Conway? Just give him his money so we can get the fuck outta here! Morrie: Hey! Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em in the ear! What are you talking about? Fuck 'em in the other ear, that son of a bitch! Did I ever bust his balls? Did I? Did I? I could've jumped the dime a million times, and I wouldn't have to pay tip! Henry Hill: Come on, Morrie, you're talking crazy, stop it! Jimmy Conway: [Grabs telephone cord and chokes Morrie with it, then his wig falls off and Henry starts laughing] You got money for that fuckin commercial. Fuckin' commercial, you don't got my money, you don't got my fuckin money, huh? Henry Hill: Jimmy, he'll pay, he'll pay. Jimmy Conway: I'll fuckin kill you, get the money, you fuckin' cocksucker, you hear me? [Phone rings] Jimmy Conway: Pay me my money. Morrie: Hello? Who's this? He's here. [Gives phone to Henry] Henry Hill: Jimmy, I'm sorry. Jimmy Conway: Yeah? You should be sorry. Don't fuckin do it again and give me the money. Give me the fuckin money, You hear me? You hear me, I gotta come here and you bust my balls? Give me the fuckin money. Morrie: OK, OK, OK. I'll pay you kid.
d.		Col. Quaritch: You are not in Kansas anymore. You are on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact every second of every day. If there is a Hell, you might wanna go there for some R & R after a tour on Pandora. Out there beyond that fence every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes. We have an indigenous population of humanoids called the Na'vi. They're fond of arrows dipped in a neurotoxin that will stop your heart in one minute - and they have bones reinforced with naturally occurring carbon fiber. They are very hard to kill. As head of security, it is my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed. Not with all of you. If you wish to survive, you need to cultivate a strong, mental aptitude. You got to obey the rules: Pandora rules. Rule number one...

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)?
a.		Colonel Robert Moore: Do you think I'm involved in this? Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: One way or another, yes. Colonel Robert Moore: Then wouldn't it behoove me to retain the services of an attorney? I know a good one. Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Two problems there. First the obvious: there are no good ones. Second, you're not a civilian, Colonel, you're in the army. You have no rights to an attorney. You have no right to remain silent. And if you don't cooperate I may have to put you in jail and that would make me feel really bad.
b.		King Arthur: Let all who witness this know: It does not take a sword and stone to make a hero.
c.		Francine Glatt: He doesn't believe in hitting a woman. Reporter: Is that important?
d.		Coach Morris Buttermaker: This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)?
a.		Molly Roll: I caught Sam with a woman once. I spilled a milkshake on my skirt so I ran home from lunch. I heard them in the shower. And at first I thought it was the radio... but what she was saying you don't hear on the radio. I... ran. I couldn't go back to work. For hours, literally, I didn't remember that I was involved with someone else. I had been for months. And I liked my life with Sam. Things were fine. Dutch Van Den Broeck: What did you do? Molly Roll: I kept my mouth shut and I never went home again without calling first. To say that involvement, and I don't mean casual sex, I mean romance. To say that that whole part of life, half the fun of life, has to end, if you told me that, I'd feel old.
b.		Calvin Fuller: Let's boogey.
c.		Shooter: Well, Lancey, are we all set for Monday night? Lancey Howard: Uh-huh. Shooter: I can get Lady Fingers to come. Lancey Howard: Lady Fingers? I haven't seen that old bitch - oh, it must be at least ten years;long enough to think of her almost fondly.
d.		Jackie Q: The old Aldous, would've you know, had his way with you he would have bent you over that pretty little chair and had his way and now we'd be having a three way you'd be coming over for a cognac later I'll tell you that sweetie, you bet that's not acting anymore. Aldous Snow: Do you want me to start drinking again, is that what you'd like, you want me to return to that? Jackie Q: Maybe you should, maybe you should! Aldous Snow: I'll do lines off her forehead while I'm in her up to my nuts, is that what you want? Jackie Q: I'm just saying.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)?
a.		Calvin Fuller: Look, Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life.
b.		Muggs: Uh-oh, there goes Little Red Riding Hood. A beautiful piece of Hari-Kiri. Glimpy: What do you mean Hari-Kiri? He committed suicide.
c.		Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
d.		Ernie Mullins: More guys blow their careers 'cause they can't control their bad habits.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)?
a.		Hamish: Some men are longer than others. Campbell: Your mother been telling ya stories about me again, eh?
b.		Karen: God. My hips are huge! Gretchen: Oh please. I hate my calves. Regina: At least you guys can wear halters. I've got man shoulders. Cady: [voiceover] I used to think there was just fat and skinny. But apparently there's lots of things that can be wrong on your body. Gretchen: My hairline is so weird. Regina: My pores are huge. Karen: My nail beds suck. [pause. All look at Cady] Cady: I have really bad breath in the morning. Karen: Ew!
c.		Maya Fuller: I get your room if you get killed.
d.		Harold: Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you? Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since. Kumar: That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked. Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy! Harold: Huh? Neil Patrick Harris: It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle. Kumar: No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night. Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers. [sings] Neil Patrick Harris: Lapdance... Kumar: [pause] There's a gas station. I'm gonaa see if I can get some directions. Neil Patrick Harris: You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood. [they park, pause] Neil Patrick Harris: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry... Kumar: Look, chill. Harold: We'll be right back, Neil. [they exit the car] Harold: Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)?
a.		Calvin Fuller: Geez, this always works in the movies!
b.		William Wallace: Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland's daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free.
c.		King Louis: You've failed. Cardinal Richelieu: Oh, you're so naive. Things couldn't be more perfect if I planned them myself. The King of France dies at the hands of his own personal guard. Grief stricken, terrified, the hudled masses turn for comfort to their devout spiritual leader who, ever so humbly, assumes the throne. With the Queen by his side. Queen Anne: I would rather die! Cardinal Richelieu: That can be arranged!
d.		The Psychologist: Fact is not a relative measure. Fact is Fact. Truth can be a relative measure, but fact is fact. The Artist: Fact is based on a system of relative measures. So fact is based in fiction. The Psychologist: No, it's not. The Artist: Yeah. It is. The Psychologist: ...You just turn everything upside down, you know that? Do you shit out of your dickhole? Probably gonna say yeah, you do. The Artist: No. If it's happened, you must have done it, though. The Psychologist: No, but I'm saying that's what you're probably gonna say next, because you just flip everything. That's what you've been doing this whole time.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995)?
a.		Dr. Margo Hunt: Dr. Kurtz, I'm unfamiliar with the academic guidelines at Radcliffe, but I would think any major university would consider warring on the United States and eating prisoners of war a serious breach of ethics. Dr. Kurtz: Always the cautious scholar, huh, Dr. Hunt?
b.		Master Kane: [after Calvin gives him a candy bar] You are truly a great knight!
c.		Sergeant Burt: Is it really that boring being rich? I guess you're just naturally fucked up.
d.		Rhoda: Claude was dead. He wouldn't know if he had the medal pinned on him or not.

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