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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Convoy (1978) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Convoy (1978)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Convoy (1978).

About the movie: Truckers form a mile long "convoy" in support of a trucker's vendetta with an abusive sheriff...Based on the country song of same title by C.W. McCall.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Convoy (1978)?
a.		Adenoid Hynkel: [Excusing himself from Madame Napaloni's company on the dance floor upon being summoned by Garbitsch] Madame, your dancing was superb. Excellent. Very good. Good.
b.		Sergeant JT Sanborn: I can't get it in. Sgt. Matt Thompson: What do you mean you can't get it in? Pretend it's your dick. Sergeant JT Sanborn: How about I pretend it's your dick? Sgt. Matt Thompson: Well in that case you'll never get it in.
c.		Rubber Duck: Piss on you, and piss on your law.
d.		Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie: You absent yourself from this house immediately! You pharisee... you pecksniff... you egregious tartuffle! Whipsnade: Tartuffle? Is that good or bad? Mr. Archibald Bel-Goodie: You're a fraud, a charlatan and a rogue, sir! Whipsnade: Oh, is that in my favor?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Convoy (1978)?
a.		[last lines] Sheriff Halderman: What's the matter with you guys? Deputy Parker: [a twig snaps] What was that? Sheriff Halderman: [laughs] Parker. I thought you were a man. Jesus Christ. It's your imagination, Parker. There's nothin' out here. Nothin' but pine cones and frozen rattlesnakes. You guys are a bunch of candyasses, you know that?
b.		Stelios: It's an honor to die at your side. King Leonidas: It's an honor to have lived at yours.
c.		[Chico suggests telephoning for help] S. Quentin Quale: Telephone? This is 1870. Don Ameche hasn't invented the telephone yet!
d.		Melissa: But they're all following you. Rubber Duck: [looks at Melissa then road] No, they ain't. I'm just in front of them.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Convoy (1978)?
a.		John: There's a dead man in front of us.
b.		Widow Woman: [kicking her overturned truck in disgust] This piece of white shit! I knew I should've bought myself a black truck!
c.		Dan Healy: [to Larry] You could sell fresh fish to a starving seal.
d.		Phipps: [after Ralph's odd meeting with King Mulamboa] I think he did pretty well, considering. It could have been much worse! Sir Cedric Willingham: Yes, he could have exposed himself, I suppose... Phipps: [phone rings, he picks it up] Yes? [to Cedric] Phipps: The Prime Minister for you, sir. Sir Cedric Willingham: [picks up other phone] Good afternoon, Prime Minister. Yes... Oh really? Well it's a strange world we live in, sir. Yes, thank you. Good bye. [hangs up, to Phipps] Sir Cedric Willingham: The Prime Minister just spoke to King Mulamboa. The King said he couldn't remember when he'd had so much fun... Phipps: [jumps up, overjoyed] Sir Cedric Willingham: [almost hugs Phipps, then stops] Um, sherry? Phipps: Yes, please...

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Convoy (1978)?
a.		Joe Gillis: [narrating] Come think of it, the whole place seemed to have been stricken with the kind of creeping paralysis... out of beat with the rest of the world... crumbling apart in slow motion. There was a tennis court... or rather the ghost of a tennis court... with faded markings and a sagging net... And of course she had a pool. Who didn't then? Mabel Norman and John Gilbert must swum in it ten thousand midnights ago... It was empty now. Or was it? [cut to close-up of rats]
b.		Melissa: Why do they call you the Duck? Rubber Duck: Because it rhymes with "luck." See, my daddy always told me to be just like a duck. Stay smooth on the surface and paddle like the devil underneath!
c.		Diaz: Mellow out man. We can't talk business with you waving guns in people's faces. Your daughter is safe, Colonel. Now whether she stays that way is up to you. My people, they got some business with you. And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right? Matrix: Wrong! [shoots Diaz between the eyes]
d.		Junior: [thinking in his head] This babysitter sucks!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Convoy (1978)?
a.		Sam Loomis: You mean the old woman I saw tonight wasn't Mrs. Bates? Sheriff Al Chambers: Now wait a minute, Sam, are you sure you saw an old woman? Sam Loomis: Yes! In the house behind the motel! I called and I pounded, but she just ignored me! Sheriff Al Chambers: You mean to tell me you saw Norman Bates' mother? Lila Crane: It had to be - because Arbogast said so too. And the young man wouldn't let him see her because she was too ill. Sheriff Al Chambers: Well, if the woman up there is Mrs. Bates... who's that woman buried out in Greenlawn Cemetery?
b.		Officer Bookman: My name is Bob Bookman, sir, and I hate truckers.
c.		Lex: Mrs. Bruce is a psycho bitch from Hell.
d.		Stephanie: Respect! I wrote a haiku about respect. And the moon!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Convoy (1978)?
a.		Jay: [singing] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'... Teen #2: Uh, let me get a nickel bag. Jay: [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? Teen #1: What the hell are you singing? Jay: You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Teen #2: You mean the guys in that Prince movie? [Silent Bob points to the two teens] Teen #1: Yeah, Purple Rain. Teen #2: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style.
b.		Pope: It is about to get real serious around here!
c.		Melissa: Well I think I've had just about enough of this, thank you very much. I'll think I'll take my things and GET OUT. If you'll pull over to the side, I'm sure I can hitch a ride very easily... Weren't you listening to me? I said I'm ready to get out! Rubber Duck: You want out? We're being chased. You want out? Jump. Melissa: You want to add the Mann Act to your collection? Rubber Duck: Mann Act's for 18 year olds, not someone who's seen the better side of thirty!
d.		Dr. Totenkopf: Who dares come before me? Who dares enter this place? What has begun cannot be stopped. The time for this world is over. Polly Perkins: Totenkopf. Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan: Hello, doctor. Why are you doing this? Dr. Totenkopf: I have been witness to a world consumed by hatred and bent on self-destruction, watched as we have taken what was to be a paradise and failed in our responsibilites as its steward. I know now that the course of human race has set for itself cannot be changed. I am the last desperate chance for a doomed planet. Now, leave this place or die!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Convoy (1978)?
a.		Ray: If you refuse to have a nice time with me, I'm going to have fun by myself.
b.		Jill Kinmont: You had no right! You had NO right! John Boothe: No right to what? To almost die? Or to come so close to doing it to you again?
c.		[talking about the witch] Zacky Price (Age 10): She'll make soap out of you. That's what she does. She makes soap out of people.
d.		Governer Jerry Haskins: A lonely breed... hard men, proud men... not too proud to cry or shed a tear. The living embodiment of the American cowboy tradition. Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to honor this great native American son who gave his life for a cause so vital to us all, like so many great Americans before him had. As you can see, these truckers are going to start passing, paying their respects to their lost comrade, the Rubber Duck, in their Macks, their Jimmies, K-Whoppers, Fruitliners, garbage trucks, dump trucks and even limousines... Truckers all! From the covered wagons and trains to the 18-wheelers that keep this country alive... This controlled individualism made this cause so vital that I promise to take it to Washington and present it to the Senate myself.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Convoy (1978)?
a.		Helen: Now our kids are in danger? Bob: Well, if you suspected danger, why'd you bring them? Helen: I didn't bring them! They stowed away! And I don't think you're striking the proper tone here!
b.		Sheriff Lyle Wallace aka Cottonmouth: You oughta be shot right where you're standing! So help me if I had a gun, I'd do it myself! Rubber Duck: That badge would make it alright, wouldn't it?
c.		Executive on Train: Would you gentlemen mind telling me what you're doing? Mr. Brown: Yeah, I would.
d.		Bus Driver: Babo, babo! Here comes trouble.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Convoy (1978)?
a.		McKenzie: Hey, maybe you should write a book. Tom: What? McKenzie: Well, you know, Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature
b.		Gilbertine: Nanny Gilbertine is so sick of the "Boo-boo" book she could just gag... [baby Bink starts to giggle]
c.		[Meeting Mr. Larabee] Howard: You! You! Judy: Eu-nice. Eunice. We've almost gotten that stammer cured. Howard: How! How! Judy: How-ard. Howard. He always gets stuck on names. It must be the excitement of meeting you for the first time.
d.		Rubber Duck: You ever seen a duck that couldn't swim? Quack, quack!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Convoy (1978)?
a.		[Mr. Green shoots Wadsworth] Wadsworth: Good shot, Green! [he slowly slumps to the floor, checks his chest, revealing a bloody palm] Wadsworth: And very good. [he dies]
b.		Chuck Arnoldi: We'd like to know, is this convoy some sort of protest demonstration? And if it is, what's its purpose? Rubber Duck: Purpose of a convoy is to keep movin'.
c.		Vincent: [parks car outside a West Hollywood restaurant] What the fuck is this place? Mia: This is "Jack Rabbit Slim's". An Elvis man should love it. Vincent: Come on, Mia. Let's go and get a steak. Mia: You can get a steak here daddy-o. Don't be a... [Mia draws a rectangle in the air, though it's meant to be a "square"] Vincent: Oh after you, Kitty Kat.
d.		F. Holmes Harmon: [Hearing someone come in but not turning around] If you're the janitor, come back later. If you're anyone else, there's a window at the end of the hall, jump out of it.