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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Christmas with the Kranks (2004) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Christmas with the Kranks (2004) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Christmas with the Kranks (2004).

About the movie: With their daughter away, her parents decide to skip Christmas altogether until she decides to come home, causing an uproar when they have to celebrate the holidays at the last minute.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Christmas with the Kranks (2004)?
a.		Reuben Tishkoff: You're going to throw me off the roof now? Willy Bank: I don't want to.
b.		Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: You can't marry him. You're a Catholic and he's... an asshole, think of the children.
c.		Vic Frohmeyer: Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty!
d.		Lola: [inner thoughts] Hubba, hubba, here he comes, looking awfully good today! And I haven't had sex in 4 months... okay, 6. Ooooh, why do I attempt to stop him asking me out, I'm an idiot, idiot, IDIOT! [speaking voice] Lola: Hey Nick, how's it goin? Nick Marshall: Lola, my love. I can't take "no" for an answer. Lola: About what? Nick Marshall: "About what." [laughs softly] Nick Marshall: About us. Lola: [inner thoughts] Oh, just don't hurt me, Nick; I've been hurt too many times. Nick Marshall: I know how hard it is to go out with someone new. I mean, there's always that fear of... well... getting hurt. At least that's how I feel inside. Lola: Do you really? Nick Marshall: All the time. Lola: Me too all the time! Nick Marshall: So, let's just take it slow, and see how it goes. Lola: Slow is good. Slow is really good. Nick Marshall: Yeah. Lola: [giggles] You free tonight?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Christmas with the Kranks (2004)?
a.		Ethel S. 'Dynamite' Jackson: I'm sick and tired of taking orders and I'm not going to finish my dinner. I'm not going to go to my room, either. In fact, I don't know what I'm going to do. But take my advice, gentlemen: Hang on to your life preservers!
b.		Dr. Milton A. Ranger: The successful nurse is one who keeps her mouth shut.
c.		Nora Krank: Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them DURING the cruise. Luther Krank: Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken. Daisy: You look like a corpse. [to Nora] Daisy: And you could use some help too.
d.		Cowboy: Kansas is all right for men and dogs, but it's pretty hard on women and horses.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Christmas with the Kranks (2004)?
a.		Hancock: [on Aaron's learning to deal with bullies] Ah the whole turn the other cheek thing huh? [pats Aaron's butt] Hancock: Just never turn this cheek. Don't let them punk you.
b.		Donal Baines: [about teenage Christopher] He's too sappy, too sentimental. Stan: Shh, shh, shh. Teenager.
c.		Spike Frohmeyer: You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?
d.		Kumar Patel: So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail? George W. Bush: DUH! Kumar Patel: That's so hypocritical! George W. Bush: Oh yeah? Well let me ask you something, Kumar, do you like giving hand jobs? Kumar Patel: No sir. George W. Bush: Do you like gettin' hand jobs? Kumar Patel: [smirking] Heh, yeah. George W. Bush: Yeah well, that makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too, so shut the fuck up! Now smoke my weed.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Christmas with the Kranks (2004)?
a.		Joe: Sex isn't about talking dirty or some silly new position, it's about trust.
b.		Vida Boheme: Noxeema, you remember John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Noxeema Jackson: [shakes hand] Oh yes, his name is my name too. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt: Do people always shout? I hate that.
c.		[a biker gang called The Satan's Messengers enters Sonny's bar wearing their biker clothes] Jimmy Whispers: Fellas, youse are not dressed properly. Youse gonna have to leave. Satan's Messengers: Properly? What's wrong with the way we're dressed? Sonny: Jimmy! What's up? Jimmy Whispers: These gentleman ain't dressed right, and I asked them to leave. Sonny: [confronting them] Is there a problem here? Satan's Messengers: Nah, the problem is your man here says we're not properly dressed. Like our money ain't green. We just want a couple of beers. Sonny: A few beers, that's it? Satan's Messengers: That's it. We'll be on our way. We ain't looking for trouble. Sonny: Spoken like a gentleman. Give em the beers. Go ahead. Satan's Messengers: Thanks, appreciate it. [Sonny whispers to Jimmy to go in the back room and prepare the guys]
d.		Luther Krank: Smoked trout? Nora Krank: It's better than frozen pizza. Luther Krank: What happened to the hickory honey ham? Nora Krank: Don't EVER say hickory honey ham again.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Christmas with the Kranks (2004)?
a.		Barnes: Oh, you are a hell of a woman. I wish I knew you in the old days. Norman told me you were... Beth: [defensive] Norman told you what? Barnes: Let's put it this way - that if Jerry could read your mind, he'd be bored with ours!
b.		Blair Krank: I'm bringing home Enriqué! Luther Krank: What's a reeké?
c.		Pep Streebeck: [while interrogating Muzz and getting no-where] Joe, I could use some coffee [turns to Muzz] Pep Streebeck: You want anything? Emil Muzz: [defiantly] Chewing gum... Snickers bar... and my attorney, badge kisser! Pep Streebeck: [Friday leaves Muzz alone with Streebeck] Well... it's just you... and me... your balls... [pulls open a desk drawer] Pep Streebeck: and this drawer! [slams it shut]
d.		Lincoln prison chaplain: I can't understand your politics, but I appreciate your integrity.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Christmas with the Kranks (2004)?
a.		Nora Krank: [Luther explains his idea for the cruise] How much is this going to cost? Luther Krank: $3,000. Nora Krank: We SAVE money?
b.		Dog Boy: Look Cap'n, look what he done to Blue. He's dead, he's dead. he run himself plum to death.
c.		Bruce Pandolfini: To put your son in a position to care about winning and not to prepare him is wrong!
d.		Tom Townsend: You don't have to read a book to have an opinion.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Christmas with the Kranks (2004)?
a.		Mr. Ping: [after Po told him he had dream about noodle] This is a sign, Po! Po: Uh, a sign of what? Mr. Ping: You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant just as I took it over from my father who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong.
b.		Nora Krank: We skip Christmas!
c.		General Grawl: [to Chuck] Tell us your invasion plans! And don't bother taking over my mind. If you do, Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me. If you take over Captain Kisno's mind, Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him. If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind, Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno, Lieutenant Groit and myself along with these three soldiers. Each man has a designated target in the squad. Should you succeed in taking over all of our minds, Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone. If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button. Soldier #1: Uh, General, sir? Am I to shoot Hecknavar or Kolski? Soldier #2: I shoot Kolski. General Grawl: No. You shoot Meckavoy. Soldier #2: Then who shoots Kolski? Soldier #3: I can shoot myself. General Grawl: That won't be necessary. Hecknavar, you shoot Kolski, Captain Kisno and and graze Corporal Hisk.
d.		Alex: What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Christmas with the Kranks (2004)?
a.		[from trailer] Captain Haddock: Nobody takes MY ship!
b.		[last lines] Dexter Cornell: Just somebody's homework, is all.
c.		Spike Frohmeyer: [watching Luther steal a Christmas tree] Are you sure this isn't illegal? Luther Krank: Are you a cop?
d.		George Simmons: All your jokes were about masturbating and farting.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Christmas with the Kranks (2004)?
a.		Verne Troyer: Where's my money, asswipe? Uwe Boll: I have even better: Gold teeth.
b.		Mike: I wanna save the rain forests, y'know, somebody's gotta fight for them, it's just... [can't seem to find the right word, so he slams the table instead]
c.		Nora Krank: You forgot the white chocolate! Luther Krank: They didn't have any. Nora Krank: Did you talk to Rex? Luther Krank: Who's Rex? Nora Krank: The butcher. Luther Krank: ...as odd as it sounds, I didn't think to ask the butcher where the chocolate was!
d.		Detective John Kimble: How do I look? Phoebe O'Hara: Take off the gun. [Kimble realizes he has strapped on his shoulder holster] Detective John Kimble: That's a good idea. Phoebe O'Hara: Little bastards are gonna eat you alive. Detective John Kimble: Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be? Phoebe O'Hara: On second thought, take the gun.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Christmas with the Kranks (2004)?
a.		Shao Kahn: You will fail!
b.		Nora Krank: What are you doing? It's not even Thursday night.
c.		Jewel: Yeah, I'm going alright, but I'm going by myself! Don't talk about me, don't even think about me, just do me that favour. You don't want me, I'm used, I'm worn out, I'm bad goods, you can't trust me. Why don't I just go to hell?
d.		Davy Jones: [upon seeing Elizabeth on the ship] Harridan! You'll see no mercy from me! Elizabeth Swann: That's why I brought this. [drawing her sword to fight] Davy Jones: [Will stabs Davy Jones with a sword from behind] Missed! Did you forget, I'm a heartless wretch! Davy Jones: [seeing Will looking at Elizabeth] Ah, love; a dreadful bond, and yet, so easily severed. Tell me, William Turner: do you fear death? Jack Sparrow: Do you? Davy Jones: [Turns to see Jack holding the heart] Jack Sparrow: Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand. Davy Jones: [sneering] You've a cruel mind, Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow: Cruel is a matter of perspective.

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