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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Buying the Cow (2002) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Buying the Cow (2002) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Buying the Cow (2002).
About the movie:
A commitment-averse man frantically hits the dating scene after his girlfriend starts pressuring him to pop the question.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Buying the Cow (2002)?
a.
Angel
: You're supposed to get turned on, stupid, not pass out.
b.
Tyler Durden
: The things you own end up owning you.
c.
Trip McNeely
: [
as he approaches a sulking Mike with a six-pack in hand
] Hey man, you want a beer?
Mike Dexter
: Trip McNeely!
Trip McNeely
: Trip McNeely.
Mike Dexter
: No way, man!
Trip McNeely
: Trip McNeely.
Mike Dexter
: Trip McNeely! Geez. You were a sexual icon! You know girls at Huntington still talk about you?
Trip McNeely
: Really? Which ones?
Mike Dexter
: You must be racking up at college. College!
Trip McNeely
: I wish, bro. I can't even get digits as a freshman.
Mike Dexter
: Shut up! Come on, you can tell me.
Trip McNeely
: Seriously, man. I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy. Hell, that's even why I broke up with Janeen before I left.
Mike Dexter
: [
after an uneasy pause
] S-so, what happened?
Trip McNeely
: [
sighs
] College chicks are totally different, bro. They're all serious and shit. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. They all wanna date older guys. [
Tosses an empty beer can aside
]
Mike Dexter
: Yeah, but... not all of 'em, right?
Trip McNeely
: Way it goes. Hell, I even tried crawling back to Janeen. She was all cozy with some senior. He's a pre-med. They ALL are. Guys like us... we are a dime a dozen. [
Belches and then chuckles
]
Trip McNeely
: Speaking of which, you still with that Amanda chick? She was a prize piece if I ever saw one.
Mike Dexter
: [
Lying to Trip
] Yeah, [
Scoffs
]
Mike Dexter
: me and Amanda. Definitely. Yep.
Trip McNeely
: You're lucky, bro.
Mike Dexter
: I sure am.
Trip McNeely
: Stay with her. It's the best advice I can give you. [
Farts
]
Trip McNeely
: Oh, that, and bring rubber flip-flops in the shower. I got warts all over my feet. [
Leaves
]
Mike Dexter
: [
With a discouraged tone
] Take it easy, Trip! Trip McNeely! All right...
d.
[
the waitress is missing her right forearm
]
David Collins
: [
nervous
] How's the chili here?
Mexican Restaurant Waitress
: [
Surly and blasé
] I'd give my right arm for a bowl.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Buying the Cow (2002)?
a.
The Newsman
: The scientific community is focusing on the phenomenon, specifically on that trance like state that seems to characterize the assailants. Clearly a behavioral disorder, but what could've caused so widespread and dramatic condition as the one we're facing tonight.
The Newsman
: We've heard speculation, on everything from the Ozone layer and chemical weapons, to uh... [
laughs softly
]
The Newsman
: voodoo mysticism and organisms from space.
The Newsman
: A biologist in Stockton, California, have released reports, stating the uh... [
puts glasses on
]
The Newsman
: bodies, of the recently dead, are returning to life. Driven by an unknown force which enables the brain to continue to function.
The Newsman
: Doctors at the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, reject that theory, calling it preposterous beyond belief. They feel that the only reasonable explanation is a germ, that has a mind altering effect on it's victims. Though how such a germ could've been spread so quickly and across such a vast area, does remain a mystery.
The Newsman
: It's being called "Judgement Day" by religious leaders- [
Harry pulls the plug
]
b.
Mike
: A blind man could smell your love.
c.
Terry
: Weird, huh?
Vance
: Yeah, weird.
d.
Rigby Reardon
: Hello, Marlowe. Dammit. You didn't do what I told ya. I hate that dumb way of wearing your shirt buttoned with no tie. Let me get you a tie. [
grabs a tie
]
Rigby Reardon
: Here. This one's blue, but you can wear it with brown.
Philip Marlowe
: You annoy me.
Rigby Reardon
: I annoy you? You come in here with no tie... Are you drunk? How many have you had?
Philip Marlowe
: One martini.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Buying the Cow (2002)?
a.
[
opens car door to see Mike Kissing a girl
]
Tyler Carter Bellows
: I thought you said you're gay.
Mike Hanson
: Yeah, and your point is?
b.
Wes Wilson
: I can't believe I signed a book for this guy.
c.
Stanley Spadowski
: [
Stanley sees George sulking on ths front stoop of the station
] Hey, George, is something the matter?
George Newman
: Stanley, you don't wanna know.
Stanley Spadowski
: [
scratches head
] Oh... then why'd I ask?
d.
Perky
: The kid needs a mother. Every kid needs a mother. Somebody to take his troubles to, or somebody to hear his prayers.
Peewee
: Well, he could always bring his troubles to me. I'd be glad to hear his prayers. I like prayers.
Sammy Boy
: You can't be no mother, Peewee. Mothers is female!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Buying the Cow (2002)?
a.
Doug McKenzie
: We hope you enjoyed the beer, oh, like I mean the movie, eh.
b.
Mike
: Always a best man, never a man.
c.
Edna Turnblad
: Would you keep that racket down? I'm trying to iron, here!
d.
[
in order to rescue Denny from arrest on bogus murder charges, Lasses poses as the Sheriff
]
Hotel manager
: Oh, Sheriff! Don't you want to view the remains?
Lasses
: He's dead - I reckon he'll wait.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Buying the Cow (2002)?
a.
Peter
: You can't catch me and make me a man.
b.
Harry Street
: Oh, the royalties are rolling in. That's one thing about success - even when it's a failure. It snowballs for a while. There's also one thing about a snowball - it has nowhere to go but downhill.
c.
Mike Hanson
: You should stop drinking.
Girl in Bar
: Why? I just got here.
Mike Hanson
: Because you're driving me home.
d.
Vince
: [
after Vince is revealed to have been giving stuff away, he runs off and Semi tackles him to the ground
] [
writhes in pain
]
Vince
: Now I know why they call you "Semi"
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Buying the Cow (2002)?
a.
Dilios
: Hundreds leave, a handful stay. Only one looks back.
b.
Sylvie Cooper
: You killed her.
Ivy
: We can all be together now. We can all be a family.
c.
Amy
: I'm just finding it so hard to know what I want Oh, if you're like most people darlin' it's right about the time you found something worth wanting.
d.
John Correli
: Did you kill Mr Boz, Miss Tramell?
Catherine
: I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about killing and then kill him the way I described in my book. I'd be announcing myself as the killer. I'm not stupid.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Buying the Cow (2002)?
a.
Ana
: [
everyone has run to the roof to watch the BP truck racing around the mall parking lot
] What are we gonna do about that truck?
CJ
: We're not gonna do anything about that truck!
Ana
: There's people in there!
CJ
: Yeah, and how do you know they're not all fucked up like everybody else out there?
Ana
: Well, for one thing, they're driving a truck. [
gunshots coming from truck
]
Ana
: Oh, and shooting guns.
b.
Amy
: [
after Mike gives her a dollar when she's stripping
] Wow! A dollar! Now I can quit stripping, go back to vet school, and save my sick pony.
c.
Nicholas Angel
: And are they as big as he is?
Danny Butterman
: Who?
Nicholas Angel
: The mum and the sister?
Danny Butterman
: Same person.
d.
Freddie Bilson
: Mr. Donay, you're a stinker.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Buying the Cow (2002)?
a.
Maggie Peyton
: [
reading the note in Herbie's glove box
] "Please take care of Herbie. Whatever your problems, he will help you solve them." Great, a fortune cookie on wheels.
b.
Nicole
: That's when you need to say, "Buddy boy, it's time to shit or get off the pot."
Sarah
: And I would be the "shit" part of that analogy?
c.
Richard Boyle
: John! John! You crazy fucking stooge, you're not that magic!
John Cassady
: Today I am, Boyle.
d.
Dennis Selinger
: [
Handing Sellers a script
] It's called The Pink Panther.
Peter Sellers
: Sounds like a bloody strip joint. For poofs.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Buying the Cow (2002)?
a.
Alvie
: [
driving a rickety old stolen car
] Where did you steal this car from?
Boots
: The keys were in it and the engine was running, so I just stole it! Pretty good, huh?
Alvie
: That is NOT how you steal this car, that is how someone else gets RID of it!
b.
Jonesy
: You're still not telling us everything.
David Collins
: Of course not, you're my friends.
c.
Samantha
: It's like I'm in goddamn prison. Do you know how that feels?
Mitch Henessey
: "YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT'S LIKE. FOUR YEARS inside, Marion, Illinois. A REAL shithole. AND I'M NOT GOING BACK."
d.
Martha Ivers as a girl
: You don't own the whole world.
Mrs. Ivers
: Enough to make sure you're always brought back to me.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Buying the Cow (2002)?
a.
[
after getting out of a car with college boys piled upon her as she hides
]
Babe Doolittle
: Gee, the old place hasn't changed much. I wonder if McKinley's still president?
b.
Dr. Leslie Gaskell
: Do you think you'll be able to respect a husband that probably pulled the scientific boner of all time?
c.
Jamal
: [
chanting
] King Leo's got a great big castle, [
Troops of men echo him
]
Men
: King Leo's got a great big castle,
Jamal
: We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole!
Men
: We're gonna shove it right up his a**hole!
Jamal
: Sound off!
Men
: 1,2!
Jamal
: Break it on down!
Men
: Uh, uh, uh-uh!
d.
David Collins
: You're the only people I've ever told.
Mike Hanson
: Yeah, can you keep it that way? It makes you seem kind of creepy.
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