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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : You've Got Mail (1998) - Part (9) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : You've Got Mail (1998) - Part (9) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: You've Got Mail (1998).
About the movie:
Two business rivals hate each other at the office but fall in love over the internet.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You've Got Mail (1998)?
a.
Hector Martinez
: If you don't tell 'em, I'll have to tell 'em. Am I the person to break the news to these people? 'Listen up you fuckin' daffodils. Your shrink is dead. Which means that all the time, effort and love you put in this relationship is wasted. You're gonna remain as fucked up as you are, or get worse.'
b.
Jack
: The bitch about getting older, you know, you don't fling yourself into love and friendships the way you did before you got hurt. That's a damn shame.
c.
Kathleen Kelly
: Why did you stop by again? I forget.
Joe Fox
: I wanted to be your friend.
Kathleen Kelly
: Oh.
Joe Fox
: I knew it wasn't... possible. What can I say, sometimes a guy just wants the impossible.
d.
[
Pinocchio has tricked Volpe and Felinet into drinking the water that turns bad boys into donkeys
]
Volpe
: [
turned into a fox
] Don't you just hate that kid?
Felinet
: [
turned into a cat
] Not as much as I hate you!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You've Got Mail (1998)?
a.
Karl
: Whataya say, pal, let's give ourselves up and let 'em hang us. This is no life for murderers.
b.
Shopper
: We should bomb Fox Books.
c.
James T. Kirk
: Bones, doesn't it bother you that no one's passed the test?
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy
: Jim, it's the Kobayashi Maru - nobody passes that test, and nobody goes back for seconds, let alone thirds...!
James T. Kirk
: [
leaving
] I gotta go study...
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy
: Study, my ass.
d.
'Squash' Bernstein
: Apparently the mob doesn't find homosexuality to be an acceptable lifestyle...
Toddy
: Kill him, but mustn't kiss him.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You've Got Mail (1998)?
a.
Lilia
: You are strange to the pits. Your back is unscarred.
Moses
: You bring a warm smile with your cool water.
Lilia
: My smile is for a stonecutter. The water is for you.
Moses
: I thank you.
Lilia
: But your voice is not strange. You are...?
Moses
: [
Moses spoke very quickly, preventing Lilia from recognizing his voice
] One of many who thirsts.
Baka
: You there! Come here!
Lilia
: That is Baka, the master builder.
Moses
: Does he call you or me?
Baka
: You, water girl! I'm thirsty!
Lilia
: He does not thirst for water.
Slave
: Beauty is but a curse to our women.
b.
Tom Reagan
: It's not Leo's debt. I'll pay me own way.
Tad
: I admire a man of principle. Does this go on the tab?
c.
Joe Fox
: [
holding a drink
] I better go deliver this. I have a very thirsty date. She's part camel.
d.
[
Becket has found an old trunk in the cellar
]
Bryan Becket
: [
imitating Sherlock Holmes
] Well, my dear Watson, what do you suppose is in the old trunk? The remains of someone murdered in this house, perhaps?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You've Got Mail (1998)?
a.
Queen Margaret
: [
to Don Juan
] You're no credit to this crown or to our flag.
b.
Brother Magillicutty
: He's old school. He doesn't like profanity. He doesn't like all this "fuck you", "suck a cock", "eat an asshole".
c.
David Blanchard
: You've been living with these people all your life, and you didn't know anything about this?
d.
Kathleen Kelly
: [
Kathleen is in a daze after receiving an email from NY152. She comes into her shop and picks up a roll of Scotch tape
] Can you beat that?
Christina Plutzker
: Scotch tape? What is wrong with you?
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You've Got Mail (1998)?
a.
Mother
: There's a reason for rules, Ike. I didn't teach you them because I like to hear myself talk. I teach them because they work!
b.
Robert
: You... you're going to kill me?
Jackson
: Yeah. [
Robert cries hysterically
]
Robert
: Well then I don't see why I should dig!
Jackson
: If you dig, I promise you when the time comes I'll shoot you through the head. [
Robert laughs bitterly
]
Jackson
: Now look, you don't like that? I can just shoot you through the testicles right now, you can bleed to death, I'll dig the grave, it's up to you.
c.
Marty
: [
to Ray, out in back of the bar
] You think I'm funny, I'm an asshole? No no no... what's funny is HER... what's funny is, I had you two followed, because if it's not you she's sleeping with, it's someone else... what's funny is, when she gives you that LOOK, and says, 'I don't know what you're talkin' about, Ray, I ain't done nothin' funny'... but the funniest thing to ME is... you think SHE came back HERE for YOU... THAT'S what's FUCKIN' FUNNY!
d.
Joe Fox
: [
talking via email to "Shopgirl"
] Do you ever feel you've become the worst version of yourself? That a Pandora's box of all the secret, hateful parts - your arrogance, your spite, your condescension - has sprung open? Someone upsets you and instead of smiling and walking away, you zing them? "Hello, it's Mr Nasty." I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about.
Kathleen Kelly
: [
talking via email to "NY152"
] No, I know exactly what you mean, and I'm completely jealous. What happens to me when I'm provoked is that I get tongue-tied and my mind goes blank. Then I spend all night tossing and turning trying to figure out what I should have said. What should I have said, for example, to a bottom dweller who recently belittled my existence? [
stops and thinks
]
Kathleen Kelly
: Nothing. Even now, days later, I can't figure it out.
Joe Fox
: Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could pass all my zingers to you? And then I would never behave badly and you could behave badly all the time, and we'd both be happy. But then, on the other hand, I must warn you that when you finally have the pleasure of saying the thing you mean to say at the moment you mean to say it, remorse inevitably follows. [
pause
]
Joe Fox
: Do you think we should meet?
Kathleen Kelly
: [
shocked
] Meet? Oh my God...
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You've Got Mail (1998)?
a.
Longshanks
: Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing.
b.
Kathleen Kelly
: I have something to tell you, Frank. I didn't vote.
Frank Navasky
: What?
Kathleen Kelly
: In the last mayoral election, when Rudy Giuliani was running against Ruth Messenger, I went to get a manicure and forgot to vote.
Frank Navasky
: Since when do you get manicures?
Kathleen Kelly
: Oh, I suppose you could never be with a woman who got manicures...
Frank Navasky
: Never mind. It's okay. I forgive you. [
pause
]
Kathleen Kelly
: You *forgive* me? [
Kathleen gets up and leaves
]
c.
[
first lines
]
Lord Byron
: Prologue [
looking out the window at a thunderstorm
]
Lord Byron
: How beautifully dramatic! The cruelest savage exhibition of nature at her worst without. [
turns to face Mary and Percy Shelley, both seated
]
Lord Byron
: And we three. We elegant three within. I should like to think that an irate Jehovah was pointing those arrows of lightning directly at my head. The unbowed head of George Gordon, Lord Byron. England's greatest sinner. But I cannot flatter myself to that extent. Possibly those thunders are for our dear Shelley. Heavens applause for England's greatest poet.
Percy Shelley
: What of my Mary?
Lord Byron
: She's an angel.
Mary Shelley
: You think so?
d.
Miles
: You're a sucker. What you didn't realize is that you're dealing with one of the greatest minds you've ever seen.
Luna
: Yeah, and his isn't so bad either!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You've Got Mail (1998)?
a.
Taw Jackson
: The plans have changed. The Kid wants to use nitro.
Lomax
: Nitroglycerine?
Taw Jackson
: Which is in a safe that you'll have to open.
Lomax
: Forget it! I'm not gonna be anywhere near that drunk kid and nitro.
Taw Jackson
: Lomax, that cuts it! Nobody takes a half a million sittin' on their backside. You'll either quit acting like a prima donna or we'll call the whole thing off.
Lomax
: All right, but it'll cost you two thousand dollars more of your share.
b.
Brill
: In the old days, we actually had to tap a wire into your phone line. Now with calls bouncing off satellites, they snatch'em right out of the air.
c.
Kathleen Kelly
: I thought all that Fox stuff was so charming. F-O-X.
Joe Fox
: Well, I didn't *lie* about it.
Kathleen Kelly
: "Joe"? "Just call me Joe"? As if you were one of those stupid 22-year old girls with no last name? "Hi, I'm Kimberly!" "Hi, I'm Janice!" Don't they know you're supposed to have a last name? It's like they're an entire generation of cocktail waitresses.
d.
Kirk
: Time?
Saavik
: Three minutes, thirty seconds.
Kirk
: Distance from Reliant?
Chekov
: 4000 kilometers.
Sulu
: We're not going to make it, are we? [
Kirk turns to look at David, who slowly shakes his head
]
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You've Got Mail (1998)?
a.
Joe Fox
: I could never be with someone who like Joni Mitchell. "It's clouds illusions I recall/I really don't know clouds at all." What does that mean? Is she a pilot? Is she taking flying lessons? It's probably a metaphor for something, but I don't know what.
b.
Second cab driver
: [
they're chasing Capt. Culpeper
] He's heading for the border. Let's stop and call the police station.
Mrs. Marcus
: You shut up! We're gonna get that money. Keep driving!
Second cab driver
: That woman is something else.
c.
Luke
: [
griping about Tatooine
] If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.
d.
Chet
: It's time to pay the fiddler...
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You've Got Mail (1998)?
a.
Jacob Marley
: Look to see me no more. But look here, that you may remember for your own sake what has passed between us!
Ebenezer
: Why do they lament?
Jacob Marley
: They seek to interfere for good in human matters, and have lost their power forever.
b.
Francesca
: I'm sure Elliott's Rolls Royce is in front, and I don't mind being followed by men, but Rolls Royces always embarrass me.
c.
Birdie Conrad
: You are daring to imagine that you could have a different life. Oh, I know it doesn't feel like that. You feel like a big fat failure now. But you're not. You are marching into the unknown armed with... [
pause
]
Birdie Conrad
: Nothing. Have a sandwich.
d.
Matt Helm
: [
to Gail
] You know, if you were an Indian, Custer would still be alive.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: You've Got Mail (1998)?
a.
Pamela
: Hi, I'm a model!
b.
Patricia Eden
: [
to Joe, about Kathleen
] You know, I love how you've totally forgotten that you've had any role in her current situation. It's so obtuse. So insensitive. Reminds me of someone. Who? Who does it remind me of? [
beat
]
Patricia Eden
: Me!
c.
Agent Wooly
: We checked them all. We checked the monkey house, the reptile house, the giraffe house. We even checked the outhouse.
d.
[
Frank is drunk at the cocktail party
]
Stan Fine
: Frank is the luckiest guy in town!
Frank Whitaker
: It's all smoke and mirrors, fellas. That's all it is. You should see her without her face on.
Doreen
: Frank!
Cathy Whitaker
: No, he's absolutely right. We ladies are never what we appear, and every girl has her secrets.
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