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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Watermelon Man (1970) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Watermelon Man (1970) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Watermelon Man (1970)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Watermelon Man (1970).

About the movie: An extremely bigotted white man find out the hard (and somewhat humorous) way what it's like being a black man, firsthand!

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Watermelon Man (1970)?
a.		Autopsy Surgeon: [after walking up to a body laying on a stretcher in the morgue, covered by a sheet] Is this the body?
b.		Henri Ducard: But I know the rage that drives you. That impossible anger strangling the grief, until the memory of your loved one is just... poison in your veins. And one day, you catch yourself wishing the person you loved had never existed so you'd be spared your pain.
c.		[At a Dating Game-like game show] Brandi: Second suitor: if we were making whoopee, what sounds would you make? Brodie: Wait, what's whoopee? Brandi: You know, being intimate. Brodie: What? Like fucking?
d.		Delivery man: That guy needs a sun lamp like Fred Astaire needs dancing lessons.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Watermelon Man (1970)?
a.		Ada: Inman. It is three years and I remember your name.
b.		Jeff Gerber: Come on girls get back to work or you'll be back out on the streets working for real money.
c.		[singing] Gaston: Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking... Lefou: A dangerous pastime? Gaston: I know.
d.		Don Corleone: [to Luca Brasi] I'm a little worried about this Sollozzo fellow. I want you to find out what he's got under his fingernails. Go to the Tattaglias, and tell them you're not too happy with our Family, and find out what you can...

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Watermelon Man (1970)?
a.		Jeff Gerber: I would like to see Abe Lincoln about this equality bullshit.
b.		Marie: I think I've known you would come. You promised to, you know? Count Axel de Fersen: If you needed me, I said. Marie: Yes, you said that. Count Axel de Fersen: And, I said I would ask you: "Was it well done?" Marie: It was well done. My husband has needed me. I am thankful to not have failed him. Count Axel de Fersen: I understand. Marie: I even love him. But the love I have for him takes nothing away from my friend. Of all there was between us the night you went away nothing has changed. For me, nothing has changed or ever will. Forgive me for telling you this without asking you if you had the right to hear it. Count Axel de Fersen: I have the right. We knew each other for only a few hours and have been parted for long years, but the memory of you has always, will always, stand in the path of any living woman. Goodnight, madame.
c.		Shaun: You're the one that's gone from being a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston! David: I'm not a chartered accountant! Shaun: Well, you look like one! Ed: YEAH! David: I'm a lecturer. Shaun: You're a twat! Ed: YEAH!
d.		Gabe: Never open with a ballad, and never end on one.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Watermelon Man (1970)?
a.		Rusty Griswold: Is that a real gun, Mom? Ellen Griswold: I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father may be going away for a little while.
b.		Jeff Gerber: Oh Lord, I've never been a religious man; I won't try to kid you about that. I don't go to church and I only pray when I'm feeling scared or rotten. I meant to pray last night - perhaps you're angry because I didn't. Anyway Lord, I'm in trouble now, which is why I'm trying to make contact. Please Lord, make it all be a terrific nightmare - and will you see a nice person come out of this shower! I want you to know that I am a true believer. There are no atheists in this shower! I'm praying now Lord - do you hear me? If you hear me, don't say or do anything... [pause] Jeff Gerber: good. Okay Lord - I'm coming out now - and I wouldn't care if I gained twenty pounds... as long as I'm white.
c.		Chaucer: Look, I have a gambling problem. I can't help myself. And these people will - quite literally - take off clothes of your back. William: What are you expecting us to do about it? Peter The Pardoner of Rouen: He assured us that you, his liege, would pay us. William: And who are you? Peter The Pardoner of Rouen: Peter, a humble pardoner and purveyor of religious relics. William: How much does he owe you? Simon The Summoner of Rouen: Ten gold florins. William: What would you do to him, if I was to refuse? Simon The Summoner of Rouen: We, on behalf of the Lord God, would take him of his flesh, so that he may understand that gambling is a sin.
d.		Matthew Barnes: This can go one of two ways. I can give you fifty pounds, or I can tell you a really good story about life and people and the hollow, hungry, heartless times that you and I are living in. Donny: I'll have to go with the fifty quid. Matthew Barnes: I could have phoned that one in from the couch.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Watermelon Man (1970)?
a.		Dr. Liddledick: When I snap my fingers, you're going to call me a cab and write me a check for $20, 000. [snaps fingers] Far Out Man: Hey, you're a cab.
b.		Dodo Bird: [Watching Alice struggle with size changing] You'd think she'd remember all of this from the first time.
c.		Jeff Gerber: [sarcastically to co-workers] Make a list of all those articles that have been stolen, and any of you who have been raped - please - report to the dispensary. Any of you who are interested in tap dancing, gospel singing, boxing lessons - please - come into my office... [departing] Jeff Gerber: Unclean! Unclean! - beware The Black Scourge! Double trouble, boil and trouble! Take your children - gather them - take them to the high ground!
d.		James Bowie: [about Crockett's coonskin cap] What happened to your cap? Crawl away? Davy Crockett: No, I only wear it when it's extra cold. The truth is, I only started wearing that thing... because of that fella in that play they did about me. People expect things.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Watermelon Man (1970)?
a.		Althea Gerber: You know... you know it's very strange. My mother always thought you were a little on the dark side - I mean she never came right out and asked me... Jeff Gerber: Your mother is in no position to judge other people's races - the way her eyes slant up, my mother always thought she was Chinese! Althea Gerber: ...silliest thing I ever heard. Jeff Gerber: Oh yeah? - well then how come her feet are so small? And - and how come whenever you ask her when she was born she always says the Year of the Dragon? And how come she was always so anxious to - to wash my shirts? Does that sound like a white woman to you, huh? Althea Gerber: My mother has almond-shaped eyes. Jeff Gerber: So has Mao Tse-tung. She eats too much damn rice - if you ask me she's a member of the Red Guard.
b.		Pharisee Monster: What is the greatest Commandment of them all? Jesus: Thou shalt love the Lord, youe God, with all your heart and your soul." This is the greatest Commandment of them all. The second is like it: "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself." All the rest of the Law and what the prophets have written is based on these first two.
c.		Annie Sullivan: Disinter... disinterested... disinterested... where's discipline? What a dictionary this is. You have to know how something is spelt before you can look it up to see how it's spelt. Discipline... Huh. "Diskipline."
d.		Sam Brewster: You got him in the arm Crane Adams: I aimed for his Reb heart. Sam Brewster: Your performance is never up to your intentions.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Watermelon Man (1970)?
a.		Jeff Gerber: I am not colored. Bus Driver: I know. I'm Spanish myself.
b.		[Gabby checks his pocket watch] Gabby Hayes: It's half past. Wild Bill Elliott: Half past what? Gabby Hayes: I dunno - the little hand's broke off.
c.		Violet Devereaux: We've been waiting for you, Caroline.
d.		Steve Dunne: If I had a personal conversation with God, I would ask him to create this girl.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Watermelon Man (1970)?
a.		Melissa: [walks in the kitchen] Now there's a guy I'd love to throw a surprise party for... Hi, I'm Melissa. Tina Shepard: I'm Tina, from next door. Melissa: [snotty] I KNOW! Russell: Maddy, who's friend is that scuzball dope head? Melissa: Only the birthday boys best friend! Maddy: [grabbing Melissa's necklace] Melissa those are so pretty, they are absolutely gorgeous, are they real? David: [walks into the kitchen] What a stupid place to put a lamp. Melissa: There real! On my birthday, my daddy says to me "Melissa, you are the perfect daughter, and he gives me these and says, to the best little girl in the whole world"
b.		The Operative: [Speaking on the bridge of his ship] You should have let me see her, Captain. We should have done this as men - not with fire.
c.		Bus Driver: Hey... ah, what happened to you man... uh, how come I never noticed you were colored before? Jeff Gerber: Because I was never colored before! Bus Driver: Oh, it happened just like that, huh? Jeff Gerber: Just like that! Bus Driver: Well, when you get back on the bus, just sit down and cool it - they don't love you, you know. Jeff Gerber: Nobody loves me - big deal! Bus Driver: Well just don't make any trouble. Jeff Gerber: Listen, I am not colored! Bus Driver: I know, I'm Spanish myself.
d.		Cactus Jack: Take another step and I'll ventilate you!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Watermelon Man (1970)?
a.		Dustin: [Wolf howling in background] We're not food here
b.		Jeff Gerber: I'm colored, Mr. Townsend. I'm a Negro. Mr. Townsend: Gerber, what the hell have you been doing - sitting under a sunlamp? Jeff Gerber: Oh that's the nicest thing you ever said to me, sir. Mr. Townsend: Did you get that tan in just the two days you were out? Jeff Gerber: Yes, yes I did - uh, the secret is soy sauce - lots and lots of soy sauce. Mr. Townsend: Don't you think you overdid it a bit? Jeff Gerber: Yes... yes I do, I really do. It - it was a frightening experience.
c.		Brandi Alexander: Is Michael well equipped to constipate your marriage? Trixi Treeter: Don't you mean consummate? Brandi Alexander: No, silly. Consummate is a kind of soup.
d.		Patton: I've always felt that I was destined for some great achievement, what I don't know. Sgt. William Meeks: Yes, sir. Patton: The last great opportunity of a lifetime - an entire world at war, and I'm left out of it? God will not permit this to happen! I will be allowed to fulfill my destiny! His will be done.

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