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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Van Helsing (2004) - Part (5) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Van Helsing (2004) - Part (5) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Van Helsing (2004).
About the movie:
The notorious monster hunter is sent to Transylvania to stop Count Dracula who is using Dr. Frankenstein's research and a werewolf for some sinister purpose.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Van Helsing (2004)?
a.
Adam
: [
disguised as a woman
] Look at me! I'm ugly! I would never fuck me!
b.
Walt Price
: How are we coming with the dead horse scene?
Marty Rossen
: You can't actually kill the horse.
Walt Price
: Aw, fuck me!
c.
Van Helsing
: The Cardinal has ordered you to keep me alive. [
he throws the bag back to Carl, then walks past him
]
Van Helsing
: For as long as possible.
Carl
: But I'm not a field man! Van Helsing, I don't want to go to Transylvania!
d.
Baron de Varville
: Here's the forty thousand francs you need. And this is my last act of consideration. If ever we meet again, it will be on a different basis. I never make the same mistake twice.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Van Helsing (2004)?
a.
Carl
: Are you always this popular?
Van Helsing
: Pretty much.
b.
David Donne
: They are waiting.
Jenny Bowman
: I don't care if they're fasting, you just give them their money back and tell them to come back next fall.
c.
Columbus
: Fuck this clown.
d.
Oliver Stone
: Before I finish with that female Dracula, she'll know one thing: that Oliver Stone is worse than radium poisoning four ways from the jack!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Van Helsing (2004)?
a.
Lovelace
: [
narrating voice over
] Ladies, please avert your eyes... 'cause I've been known to hypnotize.
b.
Phineus Bantum
: Can we skip the cinematic foreplay? I wanna fuck.
c.
Mr. Hyde
: So, you're the great Van Helsing.
Van Helsing
: And you're a deranged psychopath.
Mr. Hyde
: We all have our little problems.
d.
Gus Brubaker
: In the meantime, is there anyone in the village who speaks English?
Capt. Charlie Stark
: Nah, them little guys got the wrong kind of bridgework.
Gus Brubaker
: Well, we're gonna need a Japanese to front for us at the desk.
Capt. Charlie Stark
: I got it! Harigawa. [
calling
]
Capt. Charlie Stark
: Hey, Mushy! Mushy! Mushy, you're gonna be the desk clerk.
Gus Brubaker
: There's nothing to it! You just greet the guests in Japanese.
Pvt. Jim Harigawa
: What's from this Japanese? I don't know none.
Capt. Charlie Stark
: Well, what's the use of being Japanese if you can't say any Japanese?
Pvt. Jim Harigawa
: I'm from Brooklyn! I don't know nothin' about this cockamamie language. So how about a little Yiddish?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Van Helsing (2004)?
a.
Scully
: Here I am in the middle of nowhere, Texas, chasing phantom tanker trucks.
b.
Harry
: You idiots! You lame brains! You're gonna die up here. You're gonna die.
c.
[
from trailer
]
Patrick Gates
: What is it about treasure that makes history so fascinating?
d.
Carl
: You've never gone after vampires before, have you?
Van Helsing
: Vampires, gargoyles, warlocks, they're all the same - best when cooked well.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Van Helsing (2004)?
a.
Pink
: It's best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it.
b.
[
walking over to some black thugs
]
Walt Kowalski
: What are you spooks up to?
c.
Van Helsing
: Now, my superiors would like for me to take you alive, so that they might extricate your better half.
Mr. Hyde
: [
laughing
] I'll bet they bloody would.
Van Helsing
: Personally, I'd rather just kill you and call it a day. But let's make it your decision, shall we?
Mr. Hyde
: [
pretends to think
] Hmm, do let's. [
attacks him
]
d.
Uncle Remus
: It happum on one ah dem Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Days. Now dat's the kinda day where you can't opem yo mouf widout a song jumpin right out of it!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Van Helsing (2004)?
a.
Vivo
: [
Trying to make T-Ray vomit
] You know what I wanna eat? I'll take a couple of nice, greasy pig's feet, some pickled monkey brains and one of them big elephant eyeballs. Raw. So they pop when you bite into them. [
Imitates popping and slurping
]
Billy
: [
Blows smoke into T-Rays face
] Yummy. [
T-Ray vomits again and Vivo high-fives Billy
]
b.
[
singing
]
Alonzo Harris
: Oh where, Oh where has my little Jake gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?
c.
Carl
: [
after saving the woman from the vampire children
] They've all died.
Barmaid
: Oh, thank you! You saved me. [
kisses him on the cheek
]
Barmaid
: How can I repay you? [
Carl leans in and whispers something in her ear
]
Barmaid
: But you can't do that! You are a monk!
Carl
: Actually, I'm a just a friar.
d.
Professor Kirke
: You seem to have upset the delicate internal balance of my housekeeper.
Peter Pevensie
: We're very sorry, sir, it won't happen again.
Susan Pevensie
: It's our sister, sir. Lucy.
Professor Kirke
: The weeping girl?
Susan Pevensie
: Yes, sir. She's upset.
Professor Kirke
: Hence the weeping.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Van Helsing (2004)?
a.
Van Helsing
: There's something down here, it's carnivorous. Whatever it is it appears to be... human. I'd say it's a size 17, about 360 pounds, 8 and a half to 9 feet tall and he has a bad gimp in his right leg and, ah, 3 copper teeth.
Anna Valerious
: How do you know he has copper teeth?
Van Helsing
: 'Cause he's standing right behind you. [
shouts
]
Van Helsing
: Move!
b.
Ford Fairlane
: [
falling off roof of Capitol Records building
] My hair. My hair.
c.
Mark Cardigan
: I must rid all the seas of pirates.
d.
Andie
: I just want them to know that they didn't break me.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Van Helsing (2004)?
a.
Perry Mason
: She's more of a legitimate fake than I thought she was.
b.
Dan
: With the proximity of the asteroid, and no prep time, none of our primary plans can work.
General Kimsey
: Why don't we just send up a hundred and fifty nuclear warheads and blast that rock apart?
Ronald Quincy
: Terrible idea.
General Kimsey
: Was I talkin' to you?
Dan
: This is Dr. Ronald Quincy from Research. Pretty much the smartest man on the planet You might wanna listen to him.
c.
[
last lines
]
Sean Bateman
: I didn't know where I was going, some place unoccupied I hoped, at first I thought there were things about her I would never forget, But in the end all I could think about was-...
d.
[
last lines
]
Carl
: She's dead.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Van Helsing (2004)?
a.
[
to Gail Stanwyck, who answers the door wearing a towel
]
Fletch
: Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
b.
Reverend Dr. Lionel Jones
: Are you familiar with my book "Christ was not a Jew"?
c.
[
to Walter, as he interrupts Mr. Deeds' tuba playing
]
Longfellow Deeds
: The evil finger's on you!
d.
Van Helsing
: Dr. Jekyll, you're wanted by the Knights of the Holy Order...
Mr. Hyde
: It's Mr. Hyde, now!
Van Helsing
: for the murder of twelve men, six women, four...
Mr. Hyde
: [
laughing
] Four children, three goats, and a rather nasty massacre of poultry!
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Van Helsing (2004)?
a.
Laurel Gray
: [
Entering kitchen as Dix is sectioning a grapefruit
] What happened to the grapefruit knife?
Dixon Steele
: It was crooked and I straightened it.
Laurel Gray
: Fool, it's supposed to be curved!
Dixon Steele
: What? Wonder what they'll think of next!
b.
Mr. Hyde
: You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest.
Van Helsing
: I'd hate to be such a nuisance.
c.
Japanese Man 1
: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2
: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.
Japanese Man 1
: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2
: Though it isn't. [
Japanese Man 2 Winks at Camera; both scream and run away
]
d.
Max Reede
: I wish, for just one day, Dad couldn't tell a lie.
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