Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Two Moon Junction (1988) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Two Moon Junction (1988) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Two Moon Junction (1988).

About the movie: A young Southern débutante temporarily abandons her posh lifestyle and upcoming, semi-arranged marriage to have a lustful and erotic fling with a rugged drifter who works at a local carnival.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Two Moon Junction (1988)?
a.		Dolores Benedict: I'll get you for this, you nigger kike wop.
b.		Kurt: The paths of experimentation twist and turn through mountains of miscalculations and often lose themselves in error and darkness!
c.		Cindy Brady: [lisping] Mama asked me to ask you if you had any mail for us here by mistake. Mr. Dittmeyer: Look, I don't understand you, what do you want? Cindy Brady: Mama asked me to ask you if you had any mail for us here by mistake. Mr. Dittmeyer: What? Cindy Brady: Mama asked me to ask you if you had any mail for us here by mistake. Mr. Dittmeyer: Nope, not a clue. Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: She wants the Bradys' mail, Larry!
d.		Patti Jean: I'm so envious of your fuckin' tits. Now I know why men like women.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Two Moon Junction (1988)?
a.		Maid Marian: Oh Broomhilde, look! A happy little bluebird! Hello! [the bird lands on her finger] Maid Marian: This means I must make a wish. I wish against wish, I hope against hope, that the heavens bring me a kind and wonderful gentleman who possesses the key to my... [looks at her chastity belt, then looks at Broomhilde] Maid Marian: heart. [bird flies away] Maid Marian: Goodbye, my little friend. Broomhilde: Ooh, that happy little bluebird has left a happy little do-do on your hand!
b.		Smiley: When have you ever heard anyone say, "Honey, lets stay in and order Canadian food"?
c.		Pucci: Witchcraft! Pucci's servant: Actually, sir, it's because hot air rises, counteracting the gravitational forces of... witchcraft.
d.		Perry: [to the motel guests after his argument with April] Sorry for the disturbance folks, but that is one special wacko chick.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Two Moon Junction (1988)?
a.		[Wayne shows Darren a time chart he made reflecting how Darren's relationship with Judith has affected their lives. He begins by pointing to a line reflecting their fun level, labeled 'F'] Wayne: Before Judith, our fun level was at an all time high. Ninety-three, it is now an eight. [shows the fun levels large decline] Wayne: [Points to line reflecting their band, labeled 'B'] Wayne: Band numbers have plunged dramatically as well. [Points to line reflecting girls, labeled 'G'. The line remains extremely low throughout the chart] Wayne: Girls... never very high at nine, but look now. TWO! [Points to line representing their masturbation levels, labeled 'WO', the line very quickly rises so that it runs off the chart] Wayne: This has obviously lead to increased whacking off! J.D.: I'm chafing.
b.		Perry: The lady's got a secret, don't you? I ain't got no secrets. I ain't got nothing. Except a bike, a truck, and post office box in Clearwater, Florida.
c.		Julie Fitch: The truth of it is Mr Howard, and this may hurt - you are a nice fellow. Lt. Fergie Howard: I deny that.
d.		Kelly Canter: Don't be afraid to fall in love. It's the only thing that matters in life.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Two Moon Junction (1988)?
a.		Sheriff Earl Hawkins: Well there they be, son. Jonah and Jonah, Jr. They're so old they can't remember who's pappy and who's the son. They're weird and full of superstition. Burying a dead animal on their land can cause the cows to give bloody milk... or bring on a swarm of locusts.
b.		Steve: [re: the Pacifier] This is my most prized possession, Will. Will Stronghold: Wow. What does it do? Steve: No idea.
c.		[after McClane flings Rand from his car] Matt Farrell: Did you see that? John McClane: Yeah I saw it, I did it!
d.		Patty O'Neill: Don't you ever eat meals up here? Donald Gresham: Nope. Patty O'Neill: No wonder you are so unhappy and maladjusted. Donald Gresham: I am not a bit unhappy and my adjustment is just dandy! Patty O'Neill: Well, I think it's awful to let this darling kitchen go to waste. This lovely icebox and stove. And that garbage disposal with nobody to use it. I want to cry, honestly.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Two Moon Junction (1988)?
a.		Walter Davis: Nadia I'm taking you home! Nadia Gates: To Baton Rouge? Walter Davis: I'm taking you to your friends house! Now what's the address?
b.		Panhandler: [See's Dude walking by] Hey, yo, pal! Come here! Help me out with a few bucks. Dude: I don't... I don't have any money. [starts to walk away] Panhandler: No, I'm serious! I need a few bucks to take a bus ride to see my kids! Dude: [Stuttering] I don- I don't ha- I'm sorry. I don't have any money! [Starts to walk away again] Panhandler: Hey, get over here! Come here! Come here! COME HERE! [Dude turns around] Panhandler: Get the fuck outta here! I'm sick and tired of people like you! You got a good job! You got a big car! You got everything and I got nothing! Well, fuck you! And fuck anybody that even LOOKS like you! Get the fuck outta here! [Dude runs away] Panhandler: Fuckin' knock you out, pal!
c.		[sobbing and thinking about the babysitter] Debbie: She is such a prissy little high school cu... cunt!
d.		Smiley: Fuck you Perry. Perry: That's right Smiley, "fuck you" covers just about everything!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Two Moon Junction (1988)?
a.		Kemo: [after Peter kills the luau pig] You can stop crying now. He's dead already. Peter Bretter: I'm not crying. You should stop crying. Kemo: I don't cry. I'm not a baby. Peter Bretter: Really? Because you look like a gigantic baby. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that at all.
b.		Dave: Come on, Richardson, you're being a tool. [with a megaphone] Richardson: There are no tools - in this pool!
c.		[Sam is playing Zelda II The Adventures Of Link] Nick: Pop I think we got it. Sam: Wait a second. I'm on the sixth palace of Hyrule. Yeah! I got past the river devil. Nick: Terrific. [Turns off the Nintendo] Sam: What the hell are you doing? I had the magic key. I got the cross. I was closing in on the barbarian! Nick: You're losing it pop.
d.		Belle Delongpre: The Delongpre family can claim three governors, two United States senators, three electives of the House of Representatives, a Supreme Court justice, and an ambassador to Chile. And at our table we've had the likes of General Patton, Presidents Woodrow Wilson, Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Johnson, the actress Tallulah Bankhead, and Truman Capote... and that film star Grace Kelly before she married her prince... and Betty Ford after her rehabilitation.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Two Moon Junction (1988)?
a.		Ray: See, no one gets me the way you do. Julie: I understand your pain.
b.		[while driving recklessly on the road at night] Patti Jean: I swear to God, I can't stand them when they get drunk, and belive me I have learned that you do not want to mess with them when they get that way. You just gotta ride it out until it passes. Besides, if they ain't drunk, they're just dull as hell. I'm glad you came along, cause he was staring to drive me crazy. Hey, you got a cigarette? I left my pack back in my purse back there at the carnival. April: I don't smoke. Patti Jean: God, I wish I had your discipline. I tried to quit smoking once but I thought, "what the fuck? I'm just gonna die sooner or later anyway." Is your name April? I knew it. You're the one about to be married. Perry told me all about you when we first met this afternoon. I'm Patti Jean. Say, did that son of a bitch make you take an AIDS test before he fucked you? Didn't think so. He said it wasn't cause he'a afraid of dying. He just didn't want to be spreading the disease on down the line. Personally, if you ask me, I think he didn't want to die havin' people think he was gay. Cause he's pretty enough to give people that impression. It kind of humilated me. You wanna talk about humiliation? I know this girl who flies with Savannah, and she told me that when people die on airplanes, what they do is lock 'em in the fucking bathroom before they land. Now I ask you, if that ain't the ultimate humiliation, what is? Ending up your life on a toilet seat, 35,000 feet in the air.
c.		Robert Grant: Kyle, I know you're upset about the vacation, but that is no excuse to throw a guest's dog into the garbage. Kyle Grant: I didn't throw him in the garbage. Robert Grant: Then, what happened? No, no, don't tell me, let me guess. You decided to give him a coffee-ground bath to improve his coat. Kyle Grant: He jumped off the dog walk. Robert Grant: The dog is suicidal? Is that what you're trying to tell me? Kyle Grant: He smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped over. Robert Grant: Oh, it makes perfect sense now. He smelled the monster on the ledge. It is the smelly ledge monster.
d.		Jamal: With these hands, I make [holds out and flicks on lighter] Jamal: ... FIRE! Crowd member: We have fire.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Two Moon Junction (1988)?
a.		Jimmy Clayton: What is it, Pop? William J. 'Pop' Shea: It's for Betsy. Perhaps you could come back tomorrow morning? Detective: Sorry, old man, I don't like this any more than you do, but I got to take her back tonight. Jimmy Clayton: But you can't take Betsy back to the orphan asylum! Know why? 'Cause Betsy ain't here! She's down south in dear old Dixie. Flossie: Sure, visiting with my folks. Jimmy Clayton: Oh, I wish I was in Dixie! Away, away! Detective: Hey, are you crazy? Jimmy Clayton: Yeah! Uh, no! You see, we don't want to lose Betsy. That's why I lied to you. She's up in her room.
b.		Bob Woodward: [meeting Betsy and Arlene] You're Deep Throat? Betsy Jobs: Yeah, we both are. Bob Woodward: How old are you? Betsy Jobs: Twenty-three. Bob Woodward: Is that your combined ages? Betsy Jobs: [scoffs] There's no need to be snotty.
c.		Miss Forcible: [reading tea leaves] Well, not to worry, child: It's good news. There's a tall, handsome beast in your future. Coraline Jones: A what? Miss Spink: Miriam, really, you're holding it wrong. See? Danger! Coraline Jones: What do you see? Miss Spink: I see a very peculiar hand. Miss Forcible: I see a giraffe. Miss Spink: Giraffes don't just fall from the sky, Miriam. Coraline Jones: Well, what should I do? Miss Spink: Never wear green in your dressing room. Miss Forcible: Acquire a very tall step-ladder.
d.		Samantha Delongpre: Get off my sister!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Two Moon Junction (1988)?
a.		Hatcher: You reached into the wrong refrigerator, Mr. Beck.
b.		Tom Welles: [on phone] Eddie? Eddie Poole: Yeah. Tom Welles: I know all about it. Eddie Poole: Yeah, you know about what? Tom Welles: About that girl. Six years ago. I know what you did to her. Eddie Poole: Who is this? Tom Welles: You murdered her. You and your friends. Eddie Poole: What the fuck are you talkin' about? Tom Welles: You killed her on film. And now you're fucked. You're all fucked.
c.		[Referring to the leg Jack lost in combat] Willie Morris: Does it ever itch or hurt, like it's still there? Jack Morris: Yes, it hurts. Willie Morris: But they gave you a medal for it, didn't they? Jack Morris: I'd rather have the leg.
d.		[Perry and April are fighting in a motel parking lot with all the motel guests looking on] April: I don't even know you, yet you just come inside my house, uninvited, and take my life away! Perry: Maybe you don't know it, but you did invite me! April: Oh, go to hell! Perry: Oh, sweetheart! April: Oh, fuck you! Perry: Princess! April: Cocksucker! Perry: Sugar! April: Motherfucker! Perry: Sweetpea! April: Bastard! Perry: Be careful what you say because people around here might think we love each other. April: You can rot in hell for all I care! Perry: You're sexy when you're angry. April: You bastard! Perry: You already said that!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Two Moon Junction (1988)?
a.		Lazar Wolf: We can fight to keep our home. Constable: Against our militia, our army? I wouldn't advise that! Tevye: I have some advice for you. Get off my land. This is still my home, my land. Get off my land.
b.		Patti Jean: So, what color's your living room? April: White. But it's not my house, its my parents. Patti Jean: Is your bedroom white too? April: It's beige with floral print. Patti Jean: My whole place down in Texas is wood panel. Never lived in anything but. Except when I lived in Vegas. I was married to my second husband, he was this guy in the Air Force. They put us up at this high-rise condo at Indian Springs that was great. A prefab with a balcony.
c.		Arthur Sailes: If we ever get into a war, and they draft my ass, first thing I am going to tell them is "If I am not good enough to get married in this country, then I sure as hell ain't dying for it!".
d.		Dean McCoppin: You'll never catch up with him on foot, kid.

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