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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Threesome (1994) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Threesome (1994) Quiz
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About the movie:
Eddy and Stuart share two-thirds of a dormitory suite. Due to bureaucratic error, a woman named Alex is added to their room...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Threesome (1994)?
a.
Stuart
: Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
b.
Monroe Hutchens
: He's a fighter, I'm a fighter, if I'm better on that day, I win. That's just the way it goes. Someday, every fighter loses. Sooner or later, somebody comes along and they got your ticket. Too old, just wasn't your day, whatever the reason is. In the end, everybody gets beaten. The most you can hope for is that you stay on top a while. Be the best.
c.
Bill Long
: Did you get a look at that big meat-headed sonofabitch?
Art Long
: What'd they say he was? Albanian?
Bill Long
: I know one thing: he's some kind of goddamned foreigner, and there ain't but one way to whip 'em.
Art Long
: What's that?
Bill Long
: Kick him right square in the nuts, and then tell him his mother's whore.
Art Long
: Thanks a lot, Dad. Will you just shut up, please?
Bill Long
: I'm just tryin' to help you, Son. You're the one that's gotta go in there and fight this big dumb sonofabitch. Look at him. Probably some kind of a goddamned... Communist savage.
d.
Walt
: What's a four-letter word for snatch?
Bob
: Grab.
Walt
: Oh... right. Whoopsie.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Threesome (1994)?
a.
Stuart
: How did we get on the ceiling?
Eddie
: Did you pay the gravity bill this morning?
Stuart
: I forgot!
b.
Minion
: [
sniffs suspiciously
] Are you wearing Jean-Paul Gautier's "Pour Homme"?
Megamind
: It's just my natural musk!
c.
[
slips on an animated banana peel
]
Yosemite Sam
: Yikes! [
Opens fire on the banana peel
]
Yosemite Sam
: Dadburn slapstick cliché!
d.
Allen Gamble
: Have some decorum, we're at a funeral. Sshhh.
Fosse
: You wanna dance Brolio, Huh! I will rock your body with big nasty hooks, you'll be pissin blood outta your ass.
Allen Gamble
: That's horrible.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Threesome (1994)?
a.
Alex
: What are you doing in here?
Eddie
: Our room has a foul and mysterious odor.
Alex
: So clean it, you used to be a clean person.
Eddie
: That was before I moved in with him. I used to make hospital corners, now I don't even change the sheets
b.
Tiffini
: [
in a Japanese accent
] I talk Japanese, but I sing Black. Like Paula Abdul.
c.
Fanning
: [
cops are in alley outside Ramon's apartment
] Ramon went through that window... splat. Glass here, then tires rolled over it.
Richard Weidner
: Maybe he jumped.
Fanning
: Sure... he's depressed so he jumps four stories out of a window onto his head. "Wow, that feels better." Picks himself up. "Now I think I'll go on with the rest of my day."
d.
Little Johnny Sarto
: You know, to such a guy like me... love is like a scratch on the back. Sometimes feels good. But a guy can't go along all his life with an itch.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Threesome (1994)?
a.
Stuart
: Why didn't you just fuck her?
Eddie
: Yeah, right!
Stuart
: Eddy, the girl was ripping your pants off with her teeth. She's in the perfect position, at least get a blowjob!
b.
Tony Malatesta
: They don't call me Speed for nuthin'.
Jugs
: Well, let's hope they don't call you Speed for everything!
c.
Perry
: Harmony was right, her sister was murdered. You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit.
d.
Godfrey
: Hasn't it occurred to you that I might very easily be a - be a dope peddler, or a murderer?
Irene
: Oh, no! You're not the kind of man that would ever come easily to it, Mr. Godfrey. And anyway, if you really did it, I'm quite sure they had it coming to them.
Godfrey
: Who?
Irene
: Whoever you murdered.
Godfrey
: Well, it's just that little old lady I strangled for her money, you know.
Irene
: Oh, well, we don't have any little old ladies in the house, so you can start in the morning.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Threesome (1994)?
a.
Alex
: Oh, I am so sick of this shit, it's not NORMAL! It's not NORMAL the three of us LIVING TOGETHER! I am so sick of falling for guys who don't give a fuck about me! I need help! I need a facial! I need to go on a diet! I need money! I need new shoes! Oh, God, just do something!
b.
[
Will discovers that George is in trouble with Mrs. Little
]
Will
: What are you going to do now?
George Little
: Where's Canada?
c.
Muggs
: I think this organ has something to do with the secret. Then Agnes said "not to touch it" and Knuckles said that Ms. Mason was to meet him in this room. She vanished from this room. I'll bet you there's a secret panel.
Danny
: You're crazy. You've been seeing too many movies.
Muggs
: Movies - hey, that's it! Say what's The Thin Man got that I ain't got?
Danny
: Myrna Loy.
d.
Judge Adam Fenton
: [
hands Cooper a cup of coffee
] Here, if that hangin' rope didn't kill ya, maybe my coffee will.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Threesome (1994)?
a.
Big Bob
: Up until now everything around here has been, well, pleasant. Recently certain things have become unpleasant. Now, it seems to me that the first thing we have to do is to separate out the things that are pleasant from the things that are unpleasant.
b.
Dorothy Shaw
: I like a man who can run faster than I can.
c.
Alex
: If you're so hot on the idea, why don't you have sex with him?
Stuart
: Taste of semen makes me gag.
Alex
: How would you know? Whose semen were you eating?
Stuart
: My own.
d.
Jonathan
: At one time, it was great what we had... the kidding around. It can't have a natural time span. Affairs can't dissolve in a good way. There's always got to be poison. I don't see why, I really don't see why!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Threesome (1994)?
a.
Bonnie Galbraith
: [
while standing right next to the slime people's wall
] Where's the wall, Daddy?
Prof. Galbraith
: Right there, dear!
b.
Ouisa Kittredge
: There is so much you don't know. You are so smart and so stupid.
Paul
: I'll be treated with care if you take me to the police. If they don't know you're special, they kill you.
Ouisa Kittredge
: Oh, I don't think they kill you.
Paul
: Mrs. Louisa Kittredge, I am black.
Ouisa Kittredge
: I will deliver you to them with kindness and affection.
c.
Stuart
: Straight sex is better than gay sex, it's written in the Bible.
Alex
: Is that in the King James or the New World Edition?
d.
Batty
: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Threesome (1994)?
a.
Michael
: What are you? Bionic?
Zohan
: No, I only like the ladies.
b.
Alex
: You have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, and sooner or later he's gonna have the hots for you.
Eddie
: Sounds pretty hot to me.
c.
Capt. Oskar Steiger
: The pure warrior... a magnificent anachronism.
d.
Larry Douglas
: [
dancing together
] Are my medals cutting into your boobs?
Catherine Alexander Douglas
: Shakespeare or Marlowe?
Larry Douglas
: Cathy, you have to know how I feel about you, especially when we dance so goddamn close.
Catherine Alexander Douglas
: Actually, maybe we should just sit down.
Larry Douglas
: [
sitting down
] I don't know why you're so annoyed. That's one of the nicest compliments a man could pay a woman.
Catherine Alexander Douglas
: Strange, but I feel you're the only man that can come up with it any time day or night.
Larry Douglas
: Only with you.
Catherine Alexander Douglas
: Oh yeah. What are you packin' there, a Louisville Slugger?
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Threesome (1994)?
a.
Stuart
: I'm telling you. If you don't have sex soon, you dick is going to shrivel up and go inside your body. Then what do you have? A vagina.
b.
Mary Reilly
: Is Evil stronger than Good?
Mr. Edward Hyde
: You tell me.
c.
Chucky
: Come to papa!
d.
Dole
: California... huh... you're all freaks here.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Threesome (1994)?
a.
Lieutenant Dire
: You talk to me, you son of a bitch. Now somebody's muscling in and I want to know who the FUCK it is.
Chifano
: That's my bag of apples.
Lieutenant Dire
: And mine.
Chifano
: Bullshit! You guys celebrate downtown every time one of us gets the clap. What the FUCK do you WANT from me, Dire?
Lieutenant Dire
: I want a name. I want addresses. I've got nothing.
Chifano
: Then you've got what I've got. SHIT!
b.
Lion
: The crows are laughin'!
c.
Alex
: If you eat my yogurt again, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Stuart
: You make murder sound so sexual, Alex.
d.
Kevin Hollander
: This guy's a poster child for the disenfranchised.
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