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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The War Wagon (1967) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The War Wagon (1967) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The War Wagon (1967)

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About the movie: Taw Jackson returns from prison having survived being shot, to the ranch and gold that Frank Pierce stole from him...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The War Wagon (1967)?
a.		Taw Jackson: Where's Lomax? Wes Fletcher: In Rondado... at the Oriental Palace. Billy Hyatt's in Chabisco. Taw Jackson: Levi? Wes Fletcher: He's down by Mesquitte with Colita's gang. Taw Jackson: What about the shipment? Wes Fletcher: The big one's four days from now. Taw Jackson: Doesn't give us much time.
b.		Admiral Benson: Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson is dead. So is Mo Green, Tataglia, Barzini, the heads of all the five families. It is at moments like these, my dear friends, that we must ask ourselves: "How can this not be part of some larger plan?" Do good men like Dead Meat Thompson just blink out one day like a bad bulb? I mean, one minute you're in bed with a knockout gal... or guy, and the next, you're a compost heap. Doesn't that bother any of you? Because it scares the living piss outta me!
c.		Nancy Kendricks: [looking at the gun Alex bought] So this has what it's come to? I don't think I've ever held a real gun be- [gun shot hits Alex] Alex Rose: Ahh!
d.		Jennifer Nelson: The recognition signal is: "Vladimir Sent Me". Over!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The War Wagon (1967)?
a.		Nick: Gee, Kyle, is this really fair? There are only three of you! [two more Wardens appear] Nick: Ah. That's more like it.
b.		[after shooting down two bad guys] Lomax: Mine hit the ground first. Taw Jackson: Mine was taller.
c.		Donna D. Logand: The hell of it is,is you're only as loved as you think you are
d.		Jeremy Grey: Listen, I'm getting married. John Beckwith: Get out. [points at the door] Jeremy Grey: What? You just sat there and said you were happy for me, that I... John Beckwith: I'm hanging by a thread. I'm reading don't-kill-myself books. Jeremy Grey: You said that the book wasn't yours. John Beckwith: Don't worry about the book. It isn't mine. But I glanced at it. Jeremy Grey: John, you've been my friend for 16 years. I'm getting married. I need you there to be my best man. John Beckwith: Kindly leave! Jeremy Grey: I'm try... John Beckwith: [cuts him off; whispers] Kindly leave.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The War Wagon (1967)?
a.		John Connor: The Japanese have a saying, "Fix the problem, not the blame." Find out what's fucked up and fix it. Nobody gets blamed. We're always after who fucked up. Their way is better.
b.		Lomax: I can't afford to let you get killed, unless I do it!
c.		Kay Kyser: It looks like at the age of 32, I've become a problem child!
d.		Zigzag: The camp of the One-Eyes... how very nice! Perhaps they'll be willing to pay my price! I'll have those barbarians kissing my feet! [to Phido] Zigzag: And maybe, we'll find you something to eat... eh, Phido?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The War Wagon (1967)?
a.		Walter: I'm not trying to tell you your business but you haven't even looked at my pipes. Brad Shirk: I looked at them three years ago. You figure they've improved with age?
b.		Lady Van Tassel: The Horseman comes. And tonight he comes for you.
c.		Hoag: Maybe prison took some of the starch out of you? [Taw shoots a withering glare at the deputy who shrinks back] Taw Jackson: Maybe.
d.		Mr. Townsend: As your father's personal assistant... Palmer Woodrow: You're an ass-kissing joke!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The War Wagon (1967)?
a.		Frank Pierce: Get fresh horses - I want you in Rondado before sun-up. Find Lomax. I want him to kill Taw Jackson. I'll pay him anything he wants. Hammond: You'd pay him anything, sir? Frank Pierce: I'll go for ten thousand. Hammond: Hell, Mr. Pierce, we'd be willing to do it for a lot less than ten thousand dollars. Frank Pierce: If you could! Lomax is the one man that can, so get moving.
b.		Harold Vilmes: [to Hank] Here's your paint can. And the next time you drink window cleaner, I'm just gonna leave it in you!
c.		Steve: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal? Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response. Steve: What if somebody calls my mama a whore? Dalton: Is she?
d.		Tracey Burnham: Jeff, hon, would you get us some ice?... And while you're at it put some scotch in it.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The War Wagon (1967)?
a.		Lt. Cmdr. Quinton McHale: What a dick!
b.		Harry: [holding Simon at the edge of an aquaduct] Son of a bitch, Did you think you can elude us forever, Carlos, huh? Simon: Hey, you got the wrong guy! My name's Simon! Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your... [Harry and Gib remove their masks] Simon: face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it! [realizes that it is Harry] Simon: Oh, it's you! Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all? Gib: Hey, Carlos? Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented. Simon: No... Gib: -Oh, yeah. Simon: No... Gib: Oh, yeah! Simon: No! Gib: OH, YEAH! Simon: No, I sell cars! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd... Harry: [Harry takes his gun out and points it in Simon's face] Simon: [Whining and pleading] Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic! [Harry and Gib gave Simon a weird look, then Simon pees his pants] Simon: Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh, mercy sir! Harry: [Disgusted] Get the fuck out of here. Just go, just beat it. Simon: No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me! You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me! Gib: [Gib and Harry get into their van] Get lost, dipshit. [fires a few rounds into the ground near Simon]
c.		Lomax: What made you think I wouldn't kill you? Taw Jackson: Curiosity. Lomax: Well, you're still alive. Now what's to keep you that way? Taw Jackson: Money. Lomax: How much? Taw Jackson: Your share will be over a hundred thousand. Lomax: That's what I've always said the world needs... more simple understanding to bring people together!
d.		Marcus Hubbard: Stop cryin' over your food, Lavinia...if you want it to remain unsalted.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The War Wagon (1967)?
a.		Joe: Here's your bones-a, Tony. Tony: Okay, bones. Bones? Whassa matta for you, Joe? I break-a your face-e! Tonight, Butch-a he's-a get the best in the house! Joe: Okay, Tony! You the boss. Tony: [Showing Tramp the menu] Now, tell me, what's your pleasure? A la carte? Dinner? [Tramp barks] Tony: Aha, Okay. Hey, Joe! Butch-a he say he wants-a two spaghetti speciale, heavy on the meats-a ball. Joe: Tony, dogs-a don't a-talk! Tony: He's a-talkin' to me! Joe: Okay, he's a-talkin' to you! You the boss! [brings the spaghetti, muttering to himself in Italian]
b.		Crasher: [trying to insult Tombstone] You rock! You stone! You worse-than-senseless thing...
c.		Lomax: You caused me a lot of embarrassment! You're the only man I shot, that I didn't kill.
d.		Jugulia: You just have a seat. I'll slip into something a little less dressy. Theodore: Please don't!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The War Wagon (1967)?
a.		[Reading an ad from a competing megamart] Mr. Patterson: Open Saturday ten to ten. Open Sunday twelve to six... open on Sunday from twelve to six! You know, I don't believe I want to live in a country where you stay open on Sunday to business. You shouldn't have to work on Sunday to support your family.
b.		Jack: Which direction did your's go? Francis: What do you mean? Jack: Your feathers... mine blew toward the mountains Francis: That's not right. It's not suppose to get blown away. You're suppose to blow on it then bury it. Peter: I didn't get that. I still have mine. Francis: You guys didn't do it right. I asked if you read the instructions. You did it wrong... I tried my hardest. I don't know what to do. Peter: I don't think Dad would've hated it.
c.		Shack: Boss, you know the way they feel about each other, Lomax would probably ride all the way over here and kill him for nothin'. Frank Pierce: Unless there's money in it, Lomax ain't goin' to do nothin' for nothin'... and I want Taw Jackson dead!
d.		Susan Ricci: Next time, be born Italian.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The War Wagon (1967)?
a.		Lomax: [Jackson and Lomax see a man getting shot at by a gang] Let me guess which one's your friend.
b.		Vicky Standing: Dad didn't think I should come, even for a visit. Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: You must find it rather rugged. Vicky Standing: I've been wondering... Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: What? Vicky Standing: Well, whatever was it that made a man like you take a job like this? Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: There are times when it's rather hum-drum, but right now you're here. Vicky Standing: And I'm going to change things. Inspector Montague, we're going to give a dance next Wednesday night. A real one. Dress uniform and frills. Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: A dance? Vicky Standing: You do dance, don't you? Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Well, I - yes, yes, of course. Vicky Standing: Splendid. Being the only woman in the vicinity, I'm bound to be popular.
c.		Albrecht: That's Tin-tin. One of T-Bird's little helpers. I think you can rule out accidental death. Lead Cop: Don't any of your street-demons have real grown-up names?
d.		Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: Give this to your son, it's an authentic Randy "the Ram" action figure. Tell him not to lose it, it's a $300 collectors item. Cassidy: Really? Randy 'The Ram' Robinson: No.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The War Wagon (1967)?
a.		[first lines] Hoag: Sheriff! Taw Jackson's back in town! Sheriff Strike: You sure? Hoag: Well, he's ridin' down the street right now, big as life.
b.		Seiji: You have not cried yet. When you find justice, then you will cry.
c.		Trip: Why do you think everyone is gay? Bridget: I don't think everyone is gay. Trip: Mmhmm. Bridget: I don't think Chloe's gay. Chloe: I have totally kissed a girl. Bridget: Sweetheart, if I thought you were like a second gay, I'd be all up in it. Chloe: Well now is your chance, Bridge. Wanna do me in the bathroom? Bridget: Yes Trip: Stop hitting on my girlfriend. Bridget: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you allowed to do that? Didn't think so. Trip: Asshole. Bridget: Fucker.
d.		Charlie: Hey! I know we're all dead up here, but so's the music. How about heating it up? Vera: Honey, you know it! [Upbeat gospel music plays] Charlie: That's nice. That's nice.

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