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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Twelve Chairs (1970) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Twelve Chairs (1970) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Twelve Chairs (1970)

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About the movie: A treasure hunt. An aging ex-nobleman of the Czarist regime has finally adjusted to life under the commisars in Russia...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Twelve Chairs (1970)?
a.		Vinny Gambini: How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes? Mr. Tipton: Um... I'm a fast cook, I guess. Vinny Gambini: [across beside the jury] What? I'm sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth? Mr. Tipton: I don't know. Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
b.		Ippolit Vorobyaninov: I am cousin Kiev, from Vorobyaninov. All of the Michaels are dead.
c.		Mickey: [pointing at one of Rollie's movie props] 'I Dismember Mama'.
d.		[the Tank Gang is watching the dentist] Deb: What have we got? Peach: Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty. [Dentist drills and patient screams] Bloat: Rubber dam and clamp installed? Peach: Yep. Gurgle: What did he use to open? Peach: A Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favoring that one lately. Deb: [sighs] I can't see, Flo. [Dentist picks teeth and patient screams] Peach: Now he's doing the Schilder technique. Bloat: Ooh, he's using a Hedstrom file. Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, it's a K-FLEX. Bloat: It has a tear-dropped cross section. Clearly, a Hedstrom. Gurgle: No, no, K-FLEX. Bloat: HEDSTROM. Gurgle: K-FLEX! Bloat: HEDSTROM! Oomp. There I go. A little help. Over here. Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Twelve Chairs (1970)?
a.		Ippolit Vorobyaninov: You're not worth spitting on! Father Fyodor: Oh yeah? Well, you are! [spits]
b.		Josie Ellison: [after the pony bites her] That's mean! Bluey Waters: He's laughing at you. Go ahead and give him a good whack. Josie Ellison: It wasn't a bite. It wasn't. It was just... just a joke.
c.		Merlin: There, you see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man!
d.		Elmo: It's a pay before you pray deal.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Twelve Chairs (1970)?
a.		Jeffries: It was a dream! We live inside a dream!
b.		[repeated line] Stephen Glass: It's in my notes.
c.		Father Fyodor: A memento of your lovely home! [to the family in Syberia, as he attempts to steal a chair, and they attempt to throw him out]
d.		Paul Stertorius: You don't realize death is staring you in the face! Michael Joseph Valentine: Well, look the other way.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Twelve Chairs (1970)?
a.		Justice: Wait for me. Jay: What, here?
b.		Lill: When are you going to learn share? Kirby: Learn to share? Lill: Yes! Kirby: You show up here from the Land of the Frogs, totally broke. And I feed you, clothe you, marry you! Get you your own remote for the tv! And you have the nerve to tell me I don't know how to share?
c.		Ippolit Vorobyaninov: Why are you after my chair? Father Fyodor: It's not yours. Ippolit Vorobyaninov: Then whose is it? Father Fyodor: It's nationalized property. It belongs to the workers Ippolit Vorobyaninov: Did you said the workers? Father Fyodor: Yes, the workers. Ippolit Vorobyaninov: Maybe the holy father is a member of the communist party. Father Fyodor: Maybe. Ippolit Vorobyaninov: But the party is for atheists. How can a priest join the party? Father Fyodor: The church must keep up with the times.
d.		Susan Pevensie: Did that bird just "pssst" us?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Twelve Chairs (1970)?
a.		Captain Nemo: Ah, we're almost at the island of Crespo. All this was once an island. Although it is now sunk, it is nevertheless fertile. We do our hunting and farming here. Professor Pierre Aronnax, narrator: Underwater? Captain Nemo: The sea supplies all my wants.
b.		Sgt. Siek: Now to the rest of you, do you have what it takes to be the meanest, the cruelest, the most sadist unforgiving mother fuckers in God's cruel kingdom? All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant. Sgt. Siek: Will you be able to one day say, "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the God damn valley?" All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant. Sgt. Siek: We shall fucking see.
c.		Amy: [sings] Jesus loves me, this I know / For the bible tells me so / Little ones to him belong / They are weak but he is strong / Yes, Jesus loves me / Yes, Jesus loves me / Yes, Jesus loves me / The bible... Kathy Lutz: Who are you singin' to, princess? Amy: You scared Jody. Kathy Lutz: Jody? There's no one here, see? Amy: You scared her. She went out the window. Kathy Lutz: She went out the window? Well, I'd better check and make sure she's not still there, huh?
d.		Ostap Bender: [after yet another failure] Remember the famous Russian proverb: "The hungrier you get, the tastier the meal." On the other hand, the French have a proverb: merde!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Twelve Chairs (1970)?
a.		Tikon: [remembering his former master Vorobyaninov] I loved him... he hardly ever beat us!
b.		Harry: You're Aragog, aren't you? Aragog: Yes. Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before. Harry: He's in trouble. Up at the school there've been attacks. They think it's Hagrid. They think he opened the Chamber of Secrets, like before. Aragog: That's a lie! Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets! Harry: Then you're not the monster? Aragog: No! The monster was born in the castle. I came to Hagrid from a distant land, in the pocket of a traveler. Ron: [terrified] Harry. Harry: Shush. [to Aragog] Harry: But, if you're not the monster, then-then what did kill that girl 50 years ago? Aragog: We do not speak of it! It is an ancient creature we spiders fear above all others. Harry: But have you seen it? Aragog: I never saw any part of the castle but the box in which Hagrid kept me. The girl was discovered in a bathroom. When I was accused, Hagrid brought me here. Ron: Harry! Harry: What? [Ron points at the spiders surrounding them] Harry: Well... thank you. We'll just go. Aragog: Go? I think not. My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command, but I cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly into our midst. Goodbye, friend of Hagrid. Ron: Can we panic now?
c.		Otis: The Black Paris Hilton done sissified you off the swine, that's what's up.
d.		Beatrice: Whoever thought I could find happiness in the middle of fucking nowhere?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Twelve Chairs (1970)?
a.		Philip Shayne: The Four Horsemen now have a riding companion. There's War, Famine, Death, Pestilence, and Miss Timberlake!
b.		[Dewey plays the song in the jukebox] Rosalie Mullins: I LOVE THIS SONG! Dewey Finn: Really? Rosalie Mullins: Yes! Stevie Nicks! Dewey Finn: Yeah... Stevie! Rosalie Mullins: You know she came to town and she did a concert and she was just so... wild! Oh my gosh! Oh! Dewey Finn: Yeah, she put on the best show I've ever seen. And she is so much better live than she is on the album! Rosalie Mullins: Yes, oh my gosh! No comparison! Dewey Finn: You know, I'd like to take the kids to a concert. Rosalie Mullins: Concert? Dewey Finn: There is one at the end of the month... but you have a policy about field trips. Rosalie Mullins: Would it be... educational? Dewey Finn: Would it be educational? It would be VERY educational they play Beethoven and Mozart and stuff. Rosalie Mullins: Maybe we can make an exception! Dewey Finn: YES! Rosalie Mullins, Dewey Finn: [singing the Stevie Nicks song while doing a high-5] Sings a song, sounds like she's singing whooo! Baby whoo! Said whooo! Rosalie Mullins: Well I went today, maybe I will go again... TOMORROW!
c.		Pola Debevoise: Men aren't attentive to girls who wear glasses.
d.		Father Fyodor: Oh, God! You're so strict!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Twelve Chairs (1970)?
a.		Layton T. Montgomery: Talking bee-ah! How do we know this isn't some kind of holographic, motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Clones! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
b.		[Ostap Bender is kissing a young woman] Young Woman: Do you love me? Ostap Bender: Let's just say that I am very much in lust with you.
c.		Sheriff Winston: I often ask myself, "What makes a man a killer?"
d.		Natalya: So it's over?

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Twelve Chairs (1970)?
a.		[Richard has given Art his manual to read and is nervously hovering in the next room] Richard: What page are you on now? Art: I'm on page shut the fuck up. [after a minute, Richard tries to quietly open the door] Art: I've got CP, I'm not deaf!
b.		Nikolai Sestrin: I hate people I don't like.
c.		Heather Donahue: [Heather finds a dead mouse on the forest floor, slowly zooming in on it as she speaks] What could have killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch? Michael Williams: [off screen] How about God?
d.		[L.D. Newsome goes to turn the television back on] Jack Twist: You sit down, you ol' son of a bitch! [L.D. stops in his tracks] Jack Twist: This is my house! This is my child! And you are my guest! Now sit the hell down before I knock your ignorant ass into next week!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Twelve Chairs (1970)?
a.		Sebastian Dinwiddle: You gotta catcher? Dexter Broadhurst: Yes. Sebastian Dinwiddle: The catcher's name? Dexter Broadhurst: Today. Sebastian Dinwiddle: Today. And Tomorrow's pitching. Dexter Broadhurst: Now you've got it. Sebastian Dinwiddle: That's all, St. Louis got a couple of days on their team. That's all. Dexter Broadhurst: Well, I can't help that. All right. What do you want me to do? Sebastian Dinwiddle: Gotta catcher? Dexter Broadhurst: Yes. Sebastian Dinwiddle: I'm a good catcher, too, you know. Dexter Broadhurst: I know that. Sebastian Dinwiddle: I would like to play for the St. Louis team. Dexter Broadhurst: Well, I might arrange that. Sebastian Dinwiddle: I would like to catch. Now I'm being a good catcher, Tomorrow's pitching on the team, and I'm catching. Dexter Broadhurst: Yes. Sebastian Dinwiddle: Tomorrow throws the ball and the guy up bunts the ball. Dexter Broadhurst: Yes. Sebastian Dinwiddle: Now when he bunts the ball - me being a good catcher - I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who? Dexter Broadhurst: Now, that's the first thing you've said right. Sebastian Dinwiddle: I don't even know what I'm talking about! Dexter Broadhurst: Well, that's all you have to do. Sebastian Dinwiddle: Is to throw it to first base. Dexter Broadhurst: Yes. Sebastian Dinwiddle: Now who's got it?
b.		Allen Gamble: This meal is terrible... it tastes like roasted dog asshole. I asked myself, "Who would slow roast a dog's asshole and feed it to me?" You would.
c.		[first lines] Johnnie Aysgarth: Oh, I beg your pardon. Was that your leg? I had no idea we were going into a tunnel. I thought the compartment was empty.
d.		Ippolit Vorobyaninov: [referring to Father Fyodor's being in drag and trying to steal one of the chairs] This is disgusting!

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