Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Osterman Weekend (1983) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Osterman Weekend (1983) Quiz

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1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Osterman Weekend (1983)?
a.		Maxwell Danforth: Suppose I was to tell you that our enemies are capable of impairing rational thought, of dismantling our willingness to defend ourself, of dissociating whole societies from their value systems. John Tanner: You mean they've got televisions.
b.		[singing] Zidler: 'Cause we can cancan. Yes we can cancan.
c.		Kurt: You know what your problem is, Margo? You're just too aggressive. Just chill-lax, you know? Margo: Shut up!
d.		Charlotte: I just want you to know I used to be a virgin.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Osterman Weekend (1983)?
a.		Lawrence Fassett: [the RV has just exploded, killing all four inside as Osterman and Tanner watch] And then there were two.
b.		Tory: [to Chris] We may be best friends, but every once in a while we fuck each other.
c.		Data: [as B-4] Move, puny human animal! Picard: [lowly] A bit less florid, Data...
d.		Charlotte Chong: Are your salmon swimming upstream?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Osterman Weekend (1983)?
a.		Nikki Finn: [after jumping from one building over to another, to Louden] Jump! Louden Trott: [reaching the edge of the building, nervous] What? Nikki Finn: Come on! Louden Trott: Are you insane? Nikki Finn: I did it, you can do it! Louden Trott: You're a criminal, I'm a tax attorney! I'll be alright here, I'm sure somebody'll call the cops. Nikki Finn: They are the cops! Louden Trott: [shots are being fired behind him, nonstop] AHH! Louden Trott: [nervously] Maybe if I just explain... Nikki Finn: Explain what, Trott? That we were buyin' four stolen semi-automatic weapons on your gold card? Louden Trott: [jumps frantically to the next building] O.K.!
b.		Lawrence Fassett: I know Maxwell Danforth very well; he killed my wife. Not with his bare hands, of course. The Danforths of the world don't murder that way. They use words like terminate, exterminate.
c.		Toaster: Hang on tight, Blanky! Blanky: I am! The Radio: Don't let the tremendous height scare you.
d.		Dr. Evil: Number Two, you look so healthy, and youthful. Frau, you look so... right.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Osterman Weekend (1983)?
a.		Martin Bishop: How's the audio? Whistler: Good, Mother's pretty close. Donald Crease: He's just wearing four safety belts this time. Martin Bishop: What, no parachute?
b.		Jim: [consoling Bart] What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
c.		Bacillus Box: ...Handle these capsules with care. Dr. Noah's bacillus is highly contagious. This germ, when distributed in the atmosphere will make all women beautiful and destroy all men over 4'6". Please handle these capsules with care.
d.		Bernard Osterman: The truth is just a lie that hasn't been found out.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Osterman Weekend (1983)?
a.		Ludmilla: You call him a killer. He's a professional fighter, not a killer. We are getting death threats. We are not involved in politics. All I want is for my husband to be safe, and to be treated fairly. You have this belief that you are better than us. You have this belief that this country is so very good and we are so very bad. You have this belief that you are so fair and we are so very cruel. Nicoli Koloff: It's all lies and false propaganda to support this antagonistic and violent government. Paulie: Whoa. Violent? Hey, we don't keep our people behind a wall with machine guns. Nicoli Koloff: Who are you? Paulie: Who am I? I'm the unsilent majority, bigmouth.
b.		Stevie Sanders: Alvin, you're an ex-con, man. You just got out the penitentiary. You got 26 dollars in your pocket, 25 of it is mine!
c.		Lawrence Fassett: Think of them as fleas on a dog hit by a car driven by a drunken teenager whose girlfriend just gave him the clap. It will help you sense of perspective.
d.		[as the townspeople point guns at Bart, the newly arrived sheriff] Reverend Johnson: Gentlemen, gentlemen, allow not hatred to rule the day. [holds up his Bible] Reverend Johnson: As your spiritual leader, I implore you to pay heed to this good book and what it has to say! [Townspeople shoot the Bible, blowing it apart] Reverend Johnson: [to Bart] Son, you're on your own.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Osterman Weekend (1983)?
a.		Sirius Black: [to Harry] It's your turn now!
b.		John Tanner: What you've just witnessed is, in many ways, a life-sized video game. You saw a liar talk to a killer and you couldn't tell them apart. But hey, it's only television. As you may know, television programs are just the filler between attempts to steal your money. So if you want to save some, turn me off. It's a simple movement, done with the hand and what is left of your free will. The moment is now. My bet is you can't do it. But go ahead and try. [beat] John Tanner: Am I still on?
c.		Sheriff John Behan: We're growing. Be as big as San Francisco in a few years, and just as sophisticated.
d.		Gigi: I think I've figured it out. Remember when I went out with that notary public and he cheated on me and then Anastasia from upstairs told me about how her boyfriend cheated on her in the beginning then he totally changed and now they're married and crazy in love? Beth: I thought that guy was a process server. Gigi: No notary. Anyway my point is, Anastasia is the exception, not the rule. We have to stop listening to these stories because they rule is most guys who cheat on you up front don't really care about you very much. Janine: Ok. Gigi: Ok, Ok. Exhibit A. Chad the drummer who lived in a storage space. He only used me for rides and yet I continued to stalk him for most of 1998. Then oh, um, there was Don, that broke up with me every Friday so that he could have his weekends free. I was delusional about that relationship. I used to refer to him as my husband to random people, like my dental hygienist. Anyway, all my friends used to tell me about how things might work out with these dipsticks because they knew someone, who knew someone, who dated a dipstick just like mine. That girl ended up getting married and living happily ever after. That the exception and we're not the exception we're the rule.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Osterman Weekend (1983)?
a.		[the Motorcycle Cop pulls Osterman over] Bernard Osterman: What's the trouble? Motorcycle Cop: Can I see your license, please? Bernard Osterman: Yeah, I wasn't speeding though. I've given that up. You know I've cut, I've cut way back on speeding. I've cut, cut it way down. Motorcycle Cop: Yeah I thought that was you, you write for TV, don't ya? Bernard Osterman: Yeah that's me. Yeah I'm, I'm on my way to catch a plane though, right. Motorcycle Cop: Oh, don't worry, you'll make it. I like your stuff, Mister Osterman. Only sometimes I think you tend to be a little strident, ya know. Bernard Osterman: Strident? Are you giving me a ticket for strident writing are you? That means the death penalty for Beverly Hills parking violations is coming back too, huh? Motorcycle Cop: [smiles] Have a nice day. Bernard Osterman: Yeah.
b.		Mike: Yeah, let's slip awayy under cover of afternoon in the biggetst car in the county!
c.		First Sgt. Edward Welsh: Everything a lie. Everything you hear, everything you see. So much to spew out. They just keep coming, one after another. You're in a box. A moving box. They want you dead, or in their lie... There's only one thing a man can do - find something that's his, and make an island for himself. If I never meet you in this life, let me feel the lack; a glance from your eyes, and my life will be yours.
d.		Herbert Cadbury: [after nearly brushing his teeth with Keenbean's super-corrosive "toothpaste"] Talk about extra-strength tartar control.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Osterman Weekend (1983)?
a.		Millie: If you don't want to tell me everything, that's fine. Just don't lie to me.
b.		Christopher Pike: You know I couldn't believe it when the bartender told me who you are. James T. Kirk: Who am I, Captain Pike? Christopher Pike: Your father's son. James T. Kirk: [Turns toward the bar] Can I get another one? Christopher Pike: For my dissertation, I was assigned the USS Kelvin. Something I admired about your Dad. He didn't believe in no-win scenarios James T. Kirk: Sure learned his lesson! Christopher Pike: Well, it depends on how you define winning. You're here aren't you? James T. Kirk: [as beer is brought to him] Thanks. Christopher Pike: You know that instinct to leap without looking, that was his nature too. And in my opinion it's something Star Fleet's lost. James T. Kirk: [laughing] Why are you talkin' to me, man? Christopher Pike: 'Cause I looked up your file while you were drooling on the floor. Your aptitude tests are off the charts, so what is it? You like being the only genius level repeat offender in the Midwest? James T. Kirk: Maybe I love it. Christopher Pike: Look, so your Dad died. You can settle for a less than ordinary life. Or do you feel like you were meant for something better? Something special? Enlist in Star Fleet. James T. Kirk: [scoffs] Enlist! [laughing] James T. Kirk: You guys must be way down on your recruiting quota for the month! Christopher Pike: You know if you're half the man your father was, Jim Star Fleet could use you. You could be an officer in four years. You could have your own ship in eight. You understand what the Federation is don't you? It's important. It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada. James T. Kirk: We done? Christopher Pike: I'm done. [Gets up] Christopher Pike: Riverside Shipyard. Shuttle for new recruits leaves tomorrow morning 0800. [pause] Christopher Pike: You know your father was Captain of a Starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives. Including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better.
c.		Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job now! Kronk: What about dinner? Yzma: Kronk, this is kind of important. Kronk: How about dessert? Yzma: Well, I suppose there's time for dessert. Kronk: And coffee? Yzma: All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out of town and finish the job!
d.		Fasset's Wife: And you will be showing me how to live. Lawrence Fassett: How do you know so much? Fasset's Wife: I don't know so much. But I know you will be leaving me.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Osterman Weekend (1983)?
a.		[first lines] Marlin: Wow. Coral: Mmm. Marlin: Wow. Coral: Mm-hmm. Marlin: Wow. Coral: Yes, Marlin. I... No, I see it. It's beautiful. Marlin: So, Coral, when you said you wanted an ocean view, you didn't think you were going to get the whole ocean, did you? Huh? [deep breath] Marlin: Oh, yeah. A fish can breathe out here. Did your man deliver, or did he deliver? Coral: My man delivered. Marlin: And it wasn't so easy. Coral: Because a lot of other clownfish had their eyes on this place.
b.		Pappy O'Daniel: And furthermore, by way of endorsing my candidacy, the Soggy Bottom Boys are gonna lead us all in a rousing chorus of "You Are My Sunshine." [Applause. Pappy turns away from the mike, towards Everett] Pappy O'Daniel: [no-nonsense] Ain't you, boys? Ulysses Everett McGill: Governor, it's one of our favorites. Pappy O'Daniel: Son... you're gonna go far.
c.		Omar: This were the old way, this says "six Kadan height - " Indiana: About seventy-two inches. Omar: Wait! [turns medallion over] Omar: "And take back one Kadan, to honor the Hebrew God whose ark this is."
d.		Bernard Osterman: I'm still wondering how we got into this mess. John Tanner: It's called being programmed.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Osterman Weekend (1983)?
a.		Luke: [approaching R2-D2] I can't do it, R2. I can't go on alone. Obi-Wan: [from out of sight] Yoda and I will always be with you. Luke: Obi-Wan. [Obi-Wan's spirit approaches Luke] Luke: Ben! Why didn't you tell me? You told me that Darth Vader betrayed and murdered my father. Obi-Wan: Your father... was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and "became" Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I told you was true... from a certain point of view. Luke: A certain point of view? Obi-Wan: Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. Anakin was a good friend. When I first met him, your father was already a great pilot. But I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong. Luke: There is still good in him. Obi-Wan: He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil. Luke: I can't do it, Ben. Obi-Wan: You cannot escape your destiny. You must face Darth Vader again. Luke: I can't kill my own father. Obi-Wan: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope. Luke: Yoda spoke of another. Obi-Wan: The other he spoke of is your twin sister. Luke: But I have no sister. Obi-Wan: Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remained safely anonymous. Luke: Leia! Leia is my sister. Obi-Wan: Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down, Luke. They do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Emperor.
b.		Lawrence Fassett: John, time for a face to face.
c.		[Deleted Scene. The boys sit by the lockers] Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She's a college chick. Jim: Cassanova! Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Debbie. Steve Stifler: Bullshit - from where? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She works part-time at my dad's store. Steve Stifler: Yeah right Oz, I bet it's more like your dad works at her store. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Dude, come on, he does not. Kevin: Really Stifler, he's the manager. Steve Stifler: Hey, I'm not making fun - I'm fucking impressed! I mean, "Hi, six inch or foot-long, white or wheat?" - that's some serious shit to master! Kevin: Stifler, you're such an asshole! Steve Stifler: [chuckles] Myers... I mean, what's the deal with you and Vicky anyways? I mean you guys have been going since homecoming for God's sakes and all she's do is blow you? Shit, I'd drop her like a steaming turd! Finch: Do you commonly grasp warm pieces of stool? Steve Stifler: I do when I'm throwing them at your mom, you damn freak!
d.		Obi-Wan: Use the Force, Luke.

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