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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976).

About the movie: Pornography meets Pygmalion. Misty, the hooker, meets the sexologist who thinks he can transform her from "the nadir of passion" into someone who inspires passion...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976)?
a.		Nando: I'm a high pisser!
b.		[On Johnny Delfredo.] Spalding Gray: Mainly what we talked about is how I should by a big car when driving on the freeways. Big General Motors car, you know? Maybe a Cadillac... maybe his.
c.		Misty Beethoven: Ripe mango, take two...
d.		The Hi-Lo's: [words sung for the Hertz commercial] Let Hertz put you in the drivers seat. Let Hertz take you anywhere at all. By the hour, by the day, by the week or any way, let Hertz put you in the drivers seat... today!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976)?
a.		[Heidi has let the organ grinder's monkey into the house - the organ grinder appears at the door] Organ Grinder: I want Louise! Andrews, the Butler: You want what? Organ Grinder: Louise! My monkey! Andrews, the Butler: Monkey? You have been misinformed. This is not the zoo!
b.		Toht: Now... what shall we talk about?
c.		Misty Beethoven: What's the biggest difference between New York and Rome? Seymour Love: There aren't as many Italians in Rome.
d.		Scotty: The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree, so don't give me too many bumps.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976)?
a.		Horace Pinker: That was clever of you grabbing that gun and shooting me right through the fuckin' knee, you little peckerhead!
b.		Alexandria: Why did Alexander didn't go from that buildings on his horse... Roy Walker: What. Alexandria: Why did Alexander didn't go from that middle of the buildings, from that buildings, on his horse? Roy Walker: Well...
c.		Misty Beethoven: I'm gonna suck your cock like the inside of a ripe mango.
d.		[examining Kroenen's corpse] Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: Subject, Karl Ruprecht Kroenen. Born in Munich, 1897. Suffered from a masochistic compulsion commonly known as "surgical addiction". Both eyelids surgically removed, along with his upper and lower lip, making speech impossible. The blood in his veins dried up decades ago. Only dust remains. [he removes a revolving key from Kroenen's heart] Professor Trevor 'Broom' Bruttenholm: Four broken vertebrae. A steel rod inserted into his pelvis kept him upright... what horrible will could keep such a creature as this alive?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976)?
a.		Seymour Love: Hey! Hey, where are you going? You can't leave now. Stay, you can have Caesar! Misty Beethoven: Why would I want Caesar? I already have Napolean.
b.		Scott Turner: $97.51? Is that pesos? This is for a dog. $97.51? I'm not gonna eat this stuff. Did I buy a smoked salmon - $97.51? [holding toy] Scott Turner: How much if I take this back? I'd like to talk to Kevin, could you call him please? KEVIN!
c.		Shack: There's only one 'bo that's got the stuff to try me, and you ain't even on the list.
d.		Stan Laurel: [taking a book out of the bookcase] "Boswell's Life of Johnson." Gee, I bet that's interesting. Oliver Hardy: Yeah, I remember that Jess Willard knocked him out. It sure was a hot day! Stan Laurel: Gee, I'll have to read that.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976)?
a.		Saavik: Admiral, may I ask you a question? Kirk: What's on your mind, Lieutenant? Saavik: The Kobayashi Maru, sir. Kirk: Are you asking me if we're playing out that scenario now? Saavik: On the test, sir... will you tell me what you did? I would really like to know. McCoy: Lieutenant, you are looking at the only Starfleet cadet who ever beat the no-win scenario. Saavik: How? Kirk: I reprogrammed the simulation so it was possible to rescue the ship. Saavik: What? David Marcus: He cheated. Kirk: I changed the conditions of the test; got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose. Saavik: Then you never faced that situation... faced death. Kirk: I don't believe in the no-win scenario.
b.		Pinkley: [impersonating a General] Where are you from, son? Soldier: Madison City, Missouri, sir! Pinkley: Never heard of it.
c.		Seymour Love: Misty, never forget the cock. As Hyman Mandel once said, "never let the fact that they are doing it wrong stop you from doing it right." Misty Beethoven: Who's Hyman Mandel? Seymour Love: I don't know. I read that on the men's room wall at the New York Athletic Club.
d.		Mercedes: [after finding out Lynn would be working in the shop] You tryin' to do a little too much around here, OK? You ain't trying to lighten up the place, you's trying to whiten up the place! So here's what I'm gonna do, Gina. I'm gonna let you and little miss Blue Ridge here have the shop. Do your thing, go on girl, do your thing because I can't be a part of this, OK. Porsche, are you rollin'? Porsche: Yeah, I ain't gonna be able to do it either. Lynn: Gina, I didn't mean to run them out. Gina Norris: [to Lynn] Don't worry about it, better we get rid of the bad apples now. Besides, them girls got too much attitude - I was ready to snap the shit out of one of them. Gina Norris: [to the other stylists] Alright, anybody else leavin'? Because this white bitch is staying!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976)?
a.		Becca: I am gonna give you the best blow J ever... with my mouth.
b.		Glyn McLyntock: Always point this (the wagon tongue) toward the North Star. Then come morning, we'll know where we're going.
c.		Seymour Love: What's your name? Misty Beethoven: Misty Beethoven. Seymour Love: Is that your real name? Misty Beethoven: No, it's not. I took to sound more important. Seymour Love: What was it before? Misty Beethoven: Dolores Beethoven. Seymour Love: I should have guessed.
d.		Mrs. Smerrling: If there's anything I can do... Lieutenant Peter Morales: I want a list of everything you sold and where you sold it. Mrs. Smerrling: Of course. Well, that is, if I can remember. My memory, you know, isn't exactly my number one asset. Lieutenant Peter Morales: Well, pull your assets together - I want the truth!