Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944).

About the movie: After an all-night send-off party for the troops, a small-town girl wakes up to find herself married and pregnant, but with no memory of her husband's identity.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944)?
a.		Mary Magdalene: Harness my zebras - gift of the Nubian King! This Carpenter shall learn that he cannot hold a man from Mary Magdalene!
b.		Perimeter Guy: [on his walkie-talkie] Sir, I have a situation here. Tony Two Toes: [to Dock Guard] You certainly do.
c.		Mr. Johnson: I don't deal with spooks. She doesn't need a lawyer, she needs a Medium.
d.		Anna Foster: I want to swim naked in the Danube! Ben Calder: Actually, it's the Vltava. Anna Foster: Who wants to swim naked in the Vltava? Nobody says that. Ben Calder: Because in English,Vltava means 'unhealthy bacteria level'. Anna Foster: Yeah, right. Ben Calder: Why can't you be free without being naked?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944)?
a.		Old Man: La bella luna! The moon brings the woman to the man. Capice?
b.		Mr. Tuerck: Women are always trying to take the blame for men - it's what you call the mother instinct.
c.		Mr. Winfield: Wesley, you stay out of the living room. Your sister is entertaining a caller. Wesley Winfield: Is he telling her "Her eyes are like the blue stars in Heaven?" Mr. Winfield: Now, where did you pick that up? Wesley Winfield: Ah, I've been around. Mr. Winfield: Well, just the same, you stay out of the living room.
d.		Chet: You're stewed, buttwad! Wyatt: [looks around; nervously] Me? Chet: Do you know what time it is? Wyatt: [guessing] Two? Chet: Time to play the fiddler. Wyatt: I was kind-of counting on you to be human about this... [Chet grabs him by his lapels and shoves him hard against the wall]

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944)?
a.		Emmy: If you don't mind my mentioning it, Father, I think you have a mind like a swamp!
b.		Ivy Templeton: Watch your language Mother there children present.
c.		[after Spartan crashes in a police car] Lenina Huxley: Look at you, you're in shambles! John Spartan: Don't worry, I can fix it. All I need is a needle and thread. [pause] John Spartan: I really didn't say that, did I? Damn!
d.		C-3PO: His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. Han Solo: Good, I hate long waits. C-3PO: You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac. Han Solo: Doesn't sound so bad. C-3PO: In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years. Han Solo: On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944)?
a.		Axl Torvalds: He exists in a world beyond your world. What we only fantasize, he does. He lives a life where nothing is beyond him. But you know what? It's all a facade. For all his charm and charisma, his wealth, his expensive toys... he's a driven, unflinching, calculating machine. He takes what he wants, when he wants... and disappears.
b.		Constable Kockenlocker: [to his 14-year-old daughter, gruffly but jokingly] Listen, Zipper-puss! Some day they're just gonna find your hair ribbon and an axe someplace. Nothing else! The Mystery of Morgan's Creek!
c.		[last lines] [palmetto bug chirping over typical prison sounds] Harry Barber: Well... I'm back in prison, back with my little friends. [typewriter starts clacking] Harry Barber: It's part of the deal I cut with Renick, but it isn't gonna be for long. The way I figure, just long enough for me to write my story. [pause] Harry Barber: And then who knows. They might even turn it into a movie. [typewriter is shown typing the end of the screenplay and the beginning of the cast credits]
d.		Mrs. Kaprov: [inspecting a booby-trap, Kersey notices something] What is it? Paul Kersey: Teeth.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944)?
a.		Catwoman: [on how much the four villains fight] We're about as united as the United World Organization.
b.		Emmy: [on taking out $900 from the bank in the middle of the night] It might be wrong but it would be very handy.
c.		[Ed Wilson at his desk in his office, Phillip Allen opens the door] Philip Allen: May I come in? [Allen walks in, signals around, Ed starts bug countermeasures] Philip Allen: You know I've never been in your office. Edward Wilson: How was the fishing? Philip Allen: It was a bad year. The water's too high. [walks closer] Philip Allen: I understand you wanted to give me the Operation Zapata list yourself. There isn't one, is there? Edward Wilson: You know it was a silent operation. Philip Allen: It wasn't silent enough. [pause] Philip Allen: I've been asked by the President to suggest who we no longer need with us. [pause] Philip Allen: Who would you recommend, Edward? Edward Wilson: I serve at the pleasure of the director, Sir. [Allen exhales loudly] Edward Wilson: I'm just the gatekeeper. Philip Allen: Why is it that people like us choose to serve for nickels a day in a profession that makes us constantly look over our shoulder to see who is watching us? Edward Wilson: When will you make a decision? Philip Allen: I serve at the discretion of the President of the United States. I will do what I think is best for the country. [Turns around. Walks towards the door] Philip Allen: It's important we find out who's responsible. Good night. Edward Wilson: Good night.
d.		Berger: What do you say, Pop? Mrs. Berger, George's Mother: What do you say what? Mr. Berger, George's Father: If you need money, get a job. Mrs. Berger, George's Mother: Money? You're talking about money? What you need money for? Berger: Nothin', Ma, I just need it. Mrs. Berger, George's Mother: Who is she? Berger: Who is who? Mrs. Berger, George's Mother: The girl. Who is the girl? Berger: What are you talkin' about? There's no girl. Mrs. Berger, George's Mother: Who is the girl? You can tell us everything, we understand everything! Tell us the truth! Berger: What are you talkin' about, tell you the truth? Mr. Berger, George's Father: Goddammit, every time you come home there's trouble. Why don't you clean yourself up a bit? Why don't you get a haircut? Get a haircut and I'll give you the money, you don't even have to pay it back. Berger: [angry] You'll give me the money if I get a haircut? Mrs. Berger, George's Mother: [to Berger] Give me your pants! Berger: The pants are clean! Mrs. Berger, George's Mother: Give me your pants! Berger: [yelling] Why? They're clean, for Christ's sake! [Mom gets upset and walks away; Berger follows her into the hallway] Mrs. Berger, George's Mother: [softly] How much you need?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944)?
a.		Emmy: That's not being very helpful. Constable Kockenlocker: What do you want me to do? Learn to knit?
b.		Paul Crewe: [Drunkenly as a short policeman comes to arrest him] Look what we have here - a miniature cop!
c.		David Shayne: Suddenly I'm taking suggestions from some strong-arm man with an IQ of minus 50.
d.		Lloyd: [as he leaves a convenience store, Lloyd encounters two black guys] Hey, guys. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? All right... Well, see you later!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944)?
a.		Lone Starr: Helmet! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time.
b.		Edna Turnblad: Would you keep that racket down? I'm trying to iron, here!
c.		Norval Jones: W-what was his first name? Trudy Kockenlocker: You mean Ratzkywatzky? Norval Jones: N-n-naturally. Trudy Kockenlocker: Does he have to have a first name? Norval Jones: Of course he has to have a first name. Everybody has a first name. Even dogs have first names, even if they don't have any last names. Trudy Kockenlocker: Well, I don't know. I had an uncle named Roscoe. Norval Jones: Roscoe, Roscoe, he eats them alive! Trudy Kockenlocker: What? Norval Jones: That - that's a snake eater's name. Trudy Kockenlocker: Well, it was my uncle's name. Norval Jones: Well, how about Hugo? Trudy Kockenlocker: Oh, phooey! Norval Jones: Well, how about Otis? That was... Trudy Kockenlocker: Oh, phooey! Norval Jones: That was my father's name. Trudy Kockenlocker: Oh, I'm sorry. Norval Jones: Well, it doesn't matter. You can call him Montmorency for all I care. Trudy Kockenlocker: Oh, phooey! Norval Jones: Well, what goes good with Ratzkywatzky? Trudy Kockenlocker: Nothing! Norval Jones: How about Ignatz? Trudy Kockenlocker: Ignatz? You'd have to take a b-b-bicarbonite with that. Norval Jones: Ignatz Ra-ra-ratzkywatzky. That - that fits alright. Trudy Kockenlocker: Oh, phooey!
d.		Ness: [looking at a gold chain Malone is holding] What is that? Malone: Ah, I'm among the heathen. That is my call box key, and that... is my St. Jude medallion. Ness: Saint who? George Stone: Santo Jude. The patron saint of lost causes. Malone: And policemen. Ness: Well, which are we, gentlemen - policemen, or lost causes?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944)?
a.		[Frank is confronted by the ghost of his old boss] Frank Cross: No, you are a hallucination brought on by alcohol... Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!
b.		Cora Munro: The whole world's on fire isn't it.
c.		Joan Pudillo: How can I be a hypochondriac when I'm sick all the time?
d.		Constable Kockenlocker: Daughters. Phooey.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944)?
a.		First Operator at Command: Commander Lock, I got incoming. Lock: We got a dock full of incoming!
b.		[Mattie is arguing with Col. Stonehill] Col. G. Stonehill: I'll take it up with my attorney. Mattie Ross: And I will take it up with mine - Lawyer Daggett. And he will make money and I will make money and your lawyer will make money... and you, Mr. Licensed Auctioneer, you will foot the bill.
c.		Constable Kockenlocker: The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents - never stop to think if their old man could get by for 50 years and feed 'em and clothe 'em - he maybe had something up here to get by with - things that seem like brain twisters to you might be very simple for him.
d.		[first lines] Igor: [voice over] Nice weather we're having, huh? Here in the Kingdom of Malaria, every day's forecast is rainy, with a 100% chance of horror! It wasn't always like this, though. Years ago, Malaria was a sunny land of farmers, until the mysterious storm clouds rolled in, and never left. They killed our crops, and our people became poor. And that's when King Malpert thought up a new way for us to make money: Evil Inventions! The kind that crush you, kill you, bring you back to life, then kill you again way worse! We invent them, and the world pays us not to unleash them. Oh, it's a great gig, especially if you're an evil scientist. Fame, fortune, a rent-free castle in the hills. They get it all! They're the top of the heap! Dr. Holzwurm: Igor, pull the switch! Dr. Holzwurm's Igor: Yes, Master. Igor: [voice over] And the bottom of the heap? Those are the poor schlobs like me, born with a hunch on our back - Igors.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek (1944)?
a.		Edward D. Wood, Jr.: [on phone with Mr. Feldman] Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello.
b.		Rawdon Crawley: What? Tears? Tears from my strong, little Becky?
c.		Mr. Johnson: The responsibility for recording a marriage has always been up to woman. If it wasn't for her, marriage would have disappeared long since. No man is going to jeopardize his present or poison his future with a lot of little brats hollering around the house unless he's forced to. It's up to the woman to knock him down, hogtie him, and drag him in front of two witnesses immediately if not sooner. Anytime after that is too late.
d.		Pedro: [breaking a stare-off] Birds versus monkeys!

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