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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Shot in the Dark (1964) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Shot in the Dark (1964)

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About the movie: As murder follows murder, beautiful Maria is the obvious suspect; bumbling Inspector Clouseau drives his boss mad by seeing her as plainly innocent.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Shot in the Dark (1964)?
a.		[Accusing a suspect, millionaire Benjamin Ballon] Clouseau: And I submit, Inspector Ballon, that you arrived home, found Miguel with Maria Gambrelli, and killed him in a rit of fealous jage!
b.		Willard: Have you been to the basement? Willard's Mother: Oh, you know I can't, but I know they're there. I can smell them! All my life I could smell mice. Willard: Smell mice. Willard's Mother: And hear them! Don't you hear them down there? Willard: It's just the wind.
c.		Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.
d.		Michael Alig: [singing] Greetings, citizens. We are living in the age where the pursuit of all values other than money, success, fame and glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed. Money, success, fame, glamour.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Shot in the Dark (1964)?
a.		Jack: Those assholes got balls. Red: That i'm gonna put them in my mouth and chew on! Jack: You're gonna put what in your mouth?
b.		Robert Tentrees: [upon Melinda arriving at the table where he is playing roulette] Melinda... what a questionable surprise.
c.		M: If you could avoid killing every possible lead, it would be deeply appreciated. James Bond: I'll do my best. M: I've heard that before.
d.		[Arriving at Camp Sunshine] Clouseau: I am here on official business and I am looking for someone in the recreation area. Camp Attendant: Not unless you take off your clothes... Clouseau: You, sir, are under arrest. Camp Attendant: Arrest? What for? Clouseau: For making lewd and suggestive remarks to an official of the French government. Camp Attendant: Lewd and suggestive remarks? Clouseau: Also for indecent exposure... doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here? Camp Attendant: No. Clouseau: What! Camp Attendant: This is a nudist colony.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Shot in the Dark (1964)?
a.		Fly: I only got twenty-four hours to live, and I ain't gonna waste it here.
b.		Lucius Hunt: Are you upset you can't see? Ivy Walker: I see the world Lucius Hunt, not as you see it.
c.		Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: Would it be okay for me to ask you at this juncture who you are and what you're doing in my house? [Lazlo's people start laughing at him] Lazlo: I am flabbergasted! Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: I'm sorry? Lazlo: Chagrined! That you don't see the resemblance in the facial structure! Nicholas 'Oz' Oseransky: [to Lazlo's boys] And you guys basically understand all of this?
d.		Clouseau: Listen to me, Hercule, and you will learn something. Now then, the facts in this case are: the body of the chauffeur was found in the bedroom of the second maid. Fact! Cause of death: Four bullets in the chest. Fact! The bullets were fired at close range from a .25 caliber Beretta automatic. Fact! Maria Gambrelli was discovered with the murder weapon in her hand. Fact! The murder weapon was registered in the name of the deceased, Miguel Ostos, and was kept, mind you, in the glove compartment of the Ballon Rolls-Royce. Fact! Now then, members of the household staff have testified that Miguel Ostos beat... [snaps his pointing stick] Clouseau: You fool! You have broken my pointing stick! I have nothing to point with now!... have testified that Miguel Ostos beat Maria Gambrelli frequently. And now, finally comes the sworn statement of Monsieur and Madame Ballon, as well as all the members of the staff, each of them with perfect alibis. Now then, Hercule, What is the inescapable conclusion? Hercule LaJoy: Maria Gambrelli killed the chauffeur. Clouseau: What? You idiot! It's impossible. She's protecting someone. Hercule LaJoy: How do you know that? Clouseau: Instinct! Hercule LaJoy: But that facts... Clouseau: You are forgetting the most important fact - motive.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Shot in the Dark (1964)?
a.		William Wilberforce: This is why I really shouldn't talk about it. Barbara Wilberforce: I think you should. [pause] Barbara Wilberforce: There, we found something we don't agree on.
b.		Maria Gambrelli: Tell me, why do so many men smoke afterwards? No wonder tobacco companies get rich.
c.		Mr. Moviefone: Josie and the Pussycats is the best band ever!
d.		The Instructor: B1-66ER. A name that will never be forgotten. For he was the first of his kind to rise up against his masters.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Shot in the Dark (1964)?
a.		Aunt Alicia: Love, my dear Gigi, is a thing of beauty like a work of art, and like a work of art it is created by artists. The greater the artist the greater the art. And what makes an artist? Gigi: Cigars and jewelry? Aunt Alicia: Gigi, you're from another planet.
b.		Erik: You need to call her right now. Bang her one last time, but then call her and kick her ass to the curb.
c.		Hercule LaJoy: He beat her. Clouseau: He was Spanish! Hercule LaJoy: He tore her dress off. Clouseau: Oh, don't be ridiculous. Would you kill someone who tore your dress off? Hercule LaJoy: No, I suppose not. Clouseau: No, of course not! No, no. There is no doubt in my mind, whatsoever, Hercule. Maria Gambrelli is most definitely protecting someone. Find that somebody, and you have found the murderer. And I shall find the murderer before the day is out. Maria Gambrelli will tell me who he is. Oh, yes.
d.		Skipper: Gently now, you just wanna kiss the ground, just a little peck, a smooch like you're kissing your sister. [Plane violently lands and the tires break off] Skipper: I said kiss it!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Shot in the Dark (1964)?
a.		Paulette: Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.
b.		Zach Glenn: We have met the enemy and she has B.O. Janey: Zach!
c.		Clouseau: Well, Cato, I'm back on the case. Ah-ha! [hits him] Clouseau: Now to set the trap, catch the killer and prove to the world that Maria Gambrelli is innocent... of murder. We must accelerate out training program. You must learn to attack me whenever and wherever I least expect it. And you, you must give no quarter.
d.		[talking about Lady Sylvia] Mary Maceachran: What was her family like? Elsie: What you'd expect: toffee-nosed and useless. Her father was the Earl of Carton, which sounds good except he didn't have a pot to piss in.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Shot in the Dark (1964)?
a.		Roman Strauss: What I believe, Mr. Baker, is that this is all far from over.
b.		Princess Centimillia: We should have met sooner. If I'd seen you around, we would have!
c.		Maria Gambrelli: You can have one of my cigarettes. Clouseau: Oh, thank you. Maria Gambrelli: You have it in backwards. Clouseau: Oh... it tastes very bad that way.
d.		Stephanie: You totally love him. You want to wreck the wedding and steal him for yourself. You are so Julia Roberts in "My Best Friend's Wedding" right now.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Shot in the Dark (1964)?
a.		Count Dracula: The wolf is a very misunderstood creature. He never kills for sport, only what is needed. And he always protects the young... and the old.
b.		Dreyfus: Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world.
c.		John Connor: They say if you resort to violence, then you've already lost.
d.		The Joker: Sometimes I just kill myself!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Shot in the Dark (1964)?
a.		Saladin: May the Seven Doves rest on your shoulders. Sir Kenneth: Doves or vultures, you slippery infidel? Saladin: Come, I invite you to share the waters of the oasis with me.
b.		Lieutenant Solomon: It's a wonderful party, Mrs. Hilton. Mrs. Anne Hilton: It's Tony. He brings life to any party. Lieutenant Solomon: Tony's doomed to go through life as everybody's darling. Mrs. Anne Hilton: Even to his men? Lieutenant Solomon: Well, they don't think of him as darling, exactly. Hero worship's more like it. I'll bet he didn't tell you he's been recommended for the Navy Cross. Mrs. Anne Hilton: No, really? Lieutenant Solomon: Uh-huh. Oh, he'll make jokes about it, but he's very proud of it. Mrs. Anne Hilton: Well, where did - [Tony enters] Mrs. Anne Hilton: Oh, I want to talk to you, John Paul Jones. Lieutenant Tony Willett: What have I done now? Mrs. Anne Hilton: The Navy Cross - that's what you've done. [Tony glares at Lt. Solomon] Mrs. Anne Hilton: Yes, he told me. Do they give you a ribbon? Lieutenant Tony Willett: Uh-huh. Mrs. Anne Hilton: Well what does it look like? What are the colors? Lieutenant Tony Willett: [pointing at a ribbon on Lt. Solomon's chest] As a matter of fact, it looks just like that. Lieutenant Solomon: Aw, stop it, Tony. This is an old one. It's last year's model. Lieutenant Tony Willett: Listen, Anne, he'll joke about it, but he's really very proud of it. Mrs. Anne Hilton: Well, he said the same thing about you. Lieutenant Solomon: If you people will excuse me now. Lieutenant Tony Willett: Oh, he did, did he?
c.		Maryanne Kinkade: I never knew... Thomas Kinkade: Never knew what? That you mattered to everyone? Well you do.
d.		Clouseau: Facts, Hercule, facts! Nothing matters but the facts. Without them the science of criminal investigation is nothing more than a guessing game.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Shot in the Dark (1964)?
a.		Valmont: You are confusing bets and marriages, madame. One must always honor a bet.
b.		Lance Poole: It's hard to explain how an Indian feels about the earth. It's the pumping of our blood... the love we got to have. My father said the earth is our mother. I was raised in the valley and now I'm part of it. Like the mountains and the hills, the deer, the pine trees and the wind. Deep in my heart I know I belong. If we lose it now, we might as well all be dead.
c.		Clouseau: There is something... personal... in this? Dreyfus: Yes, deeply personal. I hate you! Every little bit of you! Now get out! Clouseau: You want me to leave?
d.		Henchman Jed: I thought you were dead! 'Rocky' Lane: Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm alive and curious.

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