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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Longest Yard (1974) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Longest Yard (1974)

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About the movie: A sadistic warden asks a former pro quarterback, now serving time in his prison, to put together a team of inmates to take on (and get pummeled by) the guards.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		[last lines] Paul Crewe: [to the warden] Stick this in your trophy case. [he walks into the stadium tunnel] Trainer: I knew you could do it!
b.		Patrick 'Pat' O'Toole: But I still don't see how a lovely creature with your possibilities could a... Katie O'Hara Von Luber, aka Katherine Butt-Smith: You're a newspaperman? Patrick 'Pat' O'Toole: Yeah. Katie O'Hara Von Luber, aka Katherine Butt-Smith: Why? Patrick 'Pat' O'Toole: That's what I wanted to be. Katie O'Hara Von Luber, aka Katherine Butt-Smith: It's that simple. Goodbye. Patrick 'Pat' O'Toole: Now, just a moment. One last look. I want to always remember you just the way you look tonight... today.
c.		Padre Benito del Toro: It's not safe for you to be here. Machete: I'm not looking for "safe". Padre Benito del Toro: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here! [Padre quickly blesses Machete] Padre Benito del Toro: I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!
d.		Merriman Lyon: [to Will] You are the seventh son of a seventh son, Will Stanton. You step through time. One by one, the Signs will call to you. You will gather them and gain the power of the Light. You are the Seeker.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		[reading a note from the killer] Mrs. Doctor Graves: It says, "It's Halloween, it's prom night, there's a psycho loose, so don't open the door, don't answer the phone, don't look in the attic, don't go to the bathroom, don't go into the ocean, and don't go into space 'cause no one can hear you scream. Signed, A Friend."
b.		Italian Guy at Vatican: This is one crazy Pope!
c.		Paul Crewe: You take your football down here real serious, don't you? Caretaker: You mind if I ask you one question? Paul Crewe: Yes, I do mind! Caretaker: Why did you do it? Paul Crewe: It's a long story. Caretaker: Well, I got eight years.
d.		Regina Rich: [still lost at sea] Richard, if we ever get out of this, I'm gonna soak for a week in a vat of Oil of Olay... Why haven't they found us yet? Richard Rich Sr.: Probably because the locator-transmitter in the plane is under a mile of water. So unless we find a Radio Shack out here at sea... Regina Rich: There's only one person ruthless enough to set off a bomb on our plane. When I get my fingers on him, I'll-... Richard Rich Sr.: Now, Regina, we don't know for sure who it was. Regina Rich: Oh, Richard, wake up and smell the seaweed. [assuming that he knows she means Van Dough] Regina Rich: You should have fired him years ago! Richard Rich Sr.: Darling, I have never fired anyone in my life, and I don't intend to start now. Regina Rich: But, Van Dough! [she shirks in disgust at him] Richard Rich Sr.: He thought Richie was on the plane with us. [becomes a newsflash to both of them] Richard Rich Sr.: Regina, we have to survive! If only to warn Richie, his life could be in real danger.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Paul Crewe: Hey Pop, the time you hit Hazen in the mouth, was it worth 30 years? Pop: For me it was. Paul Crewe: Then give me my damn shoe!
b.		[both have discovered that they were on the desert and one tried to kill the other] John Smith: I missed you. Jane Smith: I missed you too.
c.		Lianna: I'm gay. Sheila: I'm Sheila.
d.		Jackie Willow: [over the phone] [shouts] Jackie Willow: Hey, Sarge! I need another favor. Clell Hazard: [shouts] Oh, great. Let's see... you got my money, you got my car. I guess now you need my dick to seal the deal!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Lady Macbeth: Out, damned spot! Out I say!
b.		Paul Crewe: My, you have lovely hair. You ever find any spiders in it?
c.		[Last Lines] [Velda is working as a cashier at a Kmart store after being fired from the Wilderness Girls] Velda: Attention Kmart shoppers, Blue Light special on aisle 13... [pauses] Velda: ... Cookies!
d.		Will: Fuck you. Sean: You're the shepherd.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Karen Collier: You know what? I'm sorry I prayed for you. I am! I never thought it'd be possible to be sorry for a thing like that! But I apologize to myself for all the times I got down on my knees and begged to God to bring you home safe! Jeremy Collier: Such a self-righteous little BITCH. Karen Collier: I am not taking this from you. You are NOTHING. You are a freak, an absolute zero, and you're not my brother anymore!
b.		Captain Marty Lee: You got any hard suspects? Dave Toschi: Uh, about 90 an hour. I'm up to about 500.
c.		Jackson Rippner: One phone call saves your dad's life.
d.		Paul Crewe: What's his name? Caretaker: Indian. Paul Crewe: That makes sense. Caretaker: Now don't go making any ethnic jokes. [They meet the Indian] Paul Crewe: Paul Crewe. Heard you played some football. The Indian: Yeah. Paul Crewe: Where? The Indian: Oklahoma State. Paul Crewe: Oklahoma State U? The Indian: Prison. Paul Crewe: Well, first thing we have to do is get you out of here. The Indian: How? [Paul looks back at Caretaker] Paul Crewe: Well, we'll work on it.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Thelma 'Sister' Husband: That's what the late Brother Husband used to say... Novalee Nation: Brother Husband... Was he your husband? Thelma 'Sister' Husband: No, he was my brother.
b.		Hogan: [Sister Sara is carving a niche in the shaft of an arrow shot in Hogan's shoulder as Hogan is getting drunk so the arrow can be disloged with less pain. Hogan is impressed with Sister Sara's handiwork] "That's right you are married to a carpenter." [an obvious reference to nuns being married to Jesus who was a carpenter]
c.		Paul Crewe: The most important thing to remember is: to protect your quarterback - ME!
d.		Gabriel: This is not your test, Michael. How dare you presume to know His heart? Michael: [putting a hand to his chest] Because He made this one. And it tells me He shouldn't lose faith now.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Priam: I loved my boy from the moment he opened his eyes until the moment you closed them.
b.		Sam Gerard: [looking at Royce's Gun] Got a back-up weapon? John Royce: Never had the need. Sam Gerard: Get one. [hands back Royce's gun] Sam Gerard: Keep it in your suit unless I tell you to take it out. Get yourself a Glock and lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol.
c.		Captain Knauer: [giving the rifle to Hazen] Game ball!
d.		[first lines] Ben Sneed: Hey fella, ain't you Dan Roman? Dan Roman: Yeah. Ben Sneed: I heard you whistlin' and I said to myself only one guy does that just so.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: It's of interest to me how much you seem to know about that world. Shepherd Book: I wasn't born a shepherd, Mal. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: You have to tell me about that sometime. Shepherd Book: [pause] No, I don't.
b.		Chuck Cedar: We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds. Murph: Wow! Is that's Deeds's first name? Cecil Anderson: Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name. Murph: Well, I don't know Deeds's first name, maybe it's Greg. Cecil Anderson: Maybe it's Longfellow. Murph: Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up? Chuck Cedar: No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.
c.		Lucy Pevensie: Are you all right? You look awful. Edmund Pevensie: Well, what do you expect? I mean, it's freezing! How do we get out of here?
d.		Crewe: [looking at a shirtless Shokner doing some unusual physical moves] What's he doin' now? Caretaker: Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Roo: What is this doo-hickey? Tigger: Why, that's no doo-hickey. It's a thing-a-ma-bob.
b.		Justin Hammer: I wanna make Iron Man look like an antique.
c.		Caretaker: Most of these old boys don't have nothing. Never had nothing to start with. But you, You had it all. Then you let your teammates down, got yourself caught with your hand in the cookie jar. Paul Crewe: Oh I did, did I? Caretaker: Oh I ain't saying you did or you didn't. All I'm saying is that you could have robbed banks, sold dope or stole your grandmother's pension checks and none of us would have minded. But shaving points off of a football game, man that's un-American.
d.		BB Hensley: And I still get paid like the Janitor

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Miss Plantagenet: You thought this was the prettiest dress you ever saw. Why, you couldn't take your eyes off it. Wyatt Earp: Well now, that was when I was ten high. Now I'm ace high.
b.		Police Officer: Why'd you drive her car into the bay? Paul Crewe: Couldn't find a car wash.
c.		Wren: When you're an adult, you have to kind of know who you are.
d.		Lucy Warriner: I guess it was easier to her to change her name than for her whole family to change theirs.

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