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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Lonely Guy (1984) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Lonely Guy (1984) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Lonely Guy (1984).
About the movie:
A writer for a greeting card company learns the true meaning of loneliness when he comes home to find his girlfriend in bed with another man.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Lonely Guy (1984)?
a.
Addy
: What you got there?
Gordon
: Oh, uh, well we've got some wine and bread, cheese, fruit and some prosciutto.
Marcus
: Prosciutto?
Gordon
: It's Italian deli food.
Marcus
: [
smelling food on the plate
] Yo damn, that's ham, dog.
Curtis
: [
sampling some of the prosciutto
] That's some good fuckin' ham.
b.
Fred
: Mr. Mononucleosis, we have hit a clue smorgasboard.
c.
Mathayus
: And how is it you see this? I thought you lost your powers when you... [
arches brow, suggestively
]
The Sorceress
: Can you think of a better way to keep a king from taking advantage? [
smiles
]
The Sorceress
: Neither could my ancestors.
d.
Larry Hubbard
: Want to go out some time?
Rental Agent
: I'm a man.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Lonely Guy (1984)?
a.
Burt Grusinsky
: If you piss in your pants, you only stay warm for so long.
b.
Rio
: Get up! Get up, you scum suckin' pig!
c.
Bridge Jumper #2
: Excuse me, are you using this railing?
Warren Evans
: No, go ahead.
Bridge Jumper #2
: Thanks. [
gets on railing and jumps off bridge
]
Bridge Jumper #2
: Ahhhhhhhhh!
d.
Harry Van
: [
last line domestic version
] Hey, over here boys! Over here! See the big show. See the greatest aggregation of talent in the world.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Lonely Guy (1984)?
a.
[
Frog reads a letter of instruction from the ranch's new owner
]
Frog Millhouse
: "While I'm not criticizing your management... " - she better not, you sent her more money than she ever got before... - "I feel confident that the application of modern sci-sci-sci... "
Gene Autry
: "Scientific."
Frog Millhouse
: Yeah. "... methods will make a marked difference in profits." Yeah, we'll probably be broke in a year.
b.
Warren Evans
: First time lonely guy?
Larry Hubbard
: What's a lonely guy?
c.
Brian Kelly
: I don't know what's worse: getting blown up in nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner.
d.
Gramps Abbott
: You mean I get $5000 for shooting that critter?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Lonely Guy (1984)?
a.
Mort
: Rinny, your sister Fern. Does she brush her teeth? Because once she smiled at me and I swear I couldn't use my dick for like a year.
b.
Narrator
: ...and Larry Hubbard.
Larry Hubbard
: That's me, fifth one back. I can't take it over now.
Narrator
: Oh, all right.
c.
Dr. Mary Lou Larue
: You shaved ush!
d.
Lew Harper
: Your husband keeps lousy company, Mrs. Sampson, as bad as there is in LA. And that's as bad as there is.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Lonely Guy (1984)?
a.
Larry Hubbard
: You're making a big mistake! This man is not for you! [
bride and groom turn around and Larry realizes it's not Iris and Jack
]
Allison the Bride
: He's right! [
throws down flowers
]
Groom
: Allison!
Larry Hubbard
: [
to man
] Isn't this First Presbyterian?
Guest in Church
: No, Third Methodist.
Larry Hubbard
: Grrrr!
b.
Padme
: Do you have any idea who's behind these attacks?
c.
Gloria Henner
: [
romantically
] Oh, Oscar... go fuck yourself!
d.
Anthony
: Oh well that really sucks, because ya see I just found this great country house with an herb garden and a fish pond that we could move into this weekend. And there's this little Bosnian girl, I... I just got her off of eBay last week and she's desparate for two daddies. So I think we'd make a great family, don't you? I mean do you have a u-haul, 'cause uh... Well, we could rent one.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Lonely Guy (1984)?
a.
Rick
: Well I hope you like being a biker chick 'cause you're not going to see me or my car again.
John Van Owen
: Imagine that.
b.
Sid Waterman
: Oh yes, she can't swim. She sinks like a stone! It's a family trait, actually, lack of buoyancy. Her siblings suffer from it too.
c.
Iris
: Don't worry. Lonely guys don't stay lonely forever.
d.
Ella
: Rick! I was dancing with the prince and my dress disappeared!
Rick
: Ok, too much information, but thank you!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Lonely Guy (1984)?
a.
Tracy Orbison
: What do you, tape record everything I say? It was a phase. I'm out of it.
b.
Gen. 'Pappy' Greene
: Colonel, I'm sending Major Moore as your co-pilot.
Col. Briteis
: Bill Moore? Oh no General, you can't!
Gen. 'Pappy' Greene
: And why not?
Col. Briteis
: The big lug hates me, he's jealous of me.
Gen. 'Pappy' Greene
: Now you listen to me, 'Brighteyes'...
Col. Briteis
: "Bright-ice", if you please...
Gen. 'Pappy' Greene
: Shut up BrightEYES, and listen to me! Major Moore is the best pilot we've got, better than you are!
Col. Briteis
: But, I don't understand why you...
Gen. 'Pappy' Greene
: PIPE DOWN! If he weighed 90 pounds instead of 180, he'd be a Colonel and a public hero and you'd still be a Captain. But you got the orbiting flight, you got the ticker tape parade and all the rest. Ever since then you've been too big for your britches. Get me? [
Turns away from her
]
Col. Briteis
: No, I WON'T!
Gen. 'Pappy' Greene
: [
Turns and walks towards her, facing her to step back as he talks
] ONE: Colonels don't say, "No", to Generals! TWO: You're not a superwoman, you're a spoiled brat! THREE: Anymore guff out of you and I'll turn you over my knee and spank you.
Col. Briteis
: [
Nervous
] If you do, I'll shout the place down.
Gen. 'Pappy' Greene
: I might add that this room is sound-proof.
Col. Briteis
: [
Scared
] You wouldn't dare!
Gen. 'Pappy' Greene
: You wanna try me?
Col. Briteis
: No. No sir.
c.
Young Jack
: [
voice over
] Mother. Make me good. Brave.
d.
Larry Hubbard
: [
narrating
] If you like to play fetch don't get a fast dog. All they want to do is show off and they don't care about your stick. If they don't comeback by sundown you're out three hundred dollars.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Lonely Guy (1984)?
a.
Greeting Card Supervisor
: [
reading Larry's greeting card
] Will you be my valentine? Think about it a bit. If yes then good, if not, who gives a shit?
b.
Tyler Trout
: You know what's good about that suppository? When she farts, it's gonna smell like southern fried chicken. You hold that in your heart.
c.
[
at the scene of Leslie Tiller's death
]
Sergeant Tony Fisher
: Hang about, hang about... you're saying this wasn't an accident? [
Angel grimaces and drops money into the swear box
]
Nicholas Angel
: Leslie Tiller was FUCKING murdered!
DS Andy Cartwright
: Just like Tim Messenger?
Nicholas Angel
: Yes!
DS Andy Wainwright
: George Merchant?
Nicholas Angel
: Yes!
DS Andy Cartwright
: And Eve Draper?
Nicholas Angel
: Yes!
DS Andy Wainwright
: Martin Blower?
Nicholas Angel
: No, actually.
DS Andy Cartwright
: Really?
Nicholas Angel
: [
shouts
] 'COURSE HE FUCKING WAS! [
Danny drops a coin into the swear box
]
Nicholas Angel
: Thank you, Danny!
d.
Dr. Dexter
: Goodie, we can't let you keep that pen!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Lonely Guy (1984)?
a.
Iris
: I'm crazy about you Larry.
Larry Hubbard
: I'm crazy about you too Iris.
b.
Lorna Dean
: [
talking on her cell phone
] Daddy, you have got to come and get me, I'm at Betty's Bakery and we got homicidal baked goods after us.
c.
Ross
: [
after Crazy Lee is killed by Harrigan
] Whoo-ee! This is better than a hog-killing!
d.
[
the gang finds Michelle's car abandoned on the side of the road
]
Tracy
: What are we going to do? We don't know where she is.
Matt
: We don't know where *we* are.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Lonely Guy (1984)?
a.
Sofia
: I'm very disappointed in you Max. First, you break into my apartment. Then, you hit a girl.
Max
: Your not mad at me about hitting Kenny?
Sofia
: No, that one I can forgive. He's a pervert and he should be stopped. But, I don't want you hitting Charlie. If she tries to kiss you, kiss her back.
Max
: No way!
Sofia
: Women don't like men who give in too easily. Trust me. She kisses you because she loves a challenge.
Max
: Why?
Sofia
: Because... because women are like locas. That's why.
Max
: I thought she kisses me because she thinks I'm cute.
b.
Carl
: How many commandments can we break in one day?
c.
Wil
: So how come we never met before now?
Vivian Shing
: We did meet. Nineteen years ago. I was 8, you were 9. Outside the temple.
Wil
: I don't remember.
Vivian Shing
: The Wong boys were taunting me about my parents' divorce. You beat the crap out of them. You were wearing a Kristy McNichol t-shirt, tan cords and a pageboy. You spilled your mom's groceries. We scooped them into a bag.
Wil
: That's right, and then...
Vivian Shing
: And then I kissed you on the nose. And you ran.
d.
Jack Fenwick
: [
on answering machine
] Hey Larry, you're fantastic! Carson wants you on the west side and Letterman wants you on the east side and Playboy called. They want you to pose with the bunny of the month! Boy what a looker she is!
Larry Hubbard
: Woo! Woo! Woo!
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