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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992)

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About the movie: A girl fed up with her quirky, disfunctional family runs away from home, casusing all of them to spend time with eachother.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992)?
a.		Joe Dirt: There are three rules when dealin' with a deadly alligator. And yes, they are deadly, don't kid yaself. Rule number one, I'm number one. Ya hear that, I like ta kid around. Rule two, the croc's number two. Now before I begin... Kid at Gator Farm: Hey, what's rule three? Joe Dirt: What's that? Kid, give me a break now. Kid at Gator Farm: So you don't know rule three? Joe Dirt: Yeah, you want a match? My face and your ass! How 'bout that friend? Huh? I mean, your ass and my face, what's up? Joe Dirt: Here we go, I'm a bit of a crocophile, so don't try this at home. This here's Rocky, and he ain't no puppy. Now, let's see if Rocky's got some cavities. [Joe opens Rocky's mouth] Joe Dirt: This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt. [Joe puts his head inside Rocky's mouth, then screams as Rocky moves his head up and down thrashing Joe around] Joe Dirt: [Rocky throws Joe out of his mouth as crowd laughs and cheers] Oh, when bad pets go bad, dang. Joe Dirt: [Babbling nonsensically] It's like the cartoons, I'm seein' all "tweet tweet". Charlene the Gator Farmer: Joe, what can I do fa you? Ya not makin' any sense. Joe Dirt: Not makin'? Not makin'? [Flashback to Joe's little sister in the car on their way to the Grand Canyon] Joe's Little Sister: That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunamaker. [echoes] Joe Dirt: Nunamaker! Nunamaker! That's what my sister said on the way to the Grand Canyon! My last name's Dirt, her last name's Nunamaker! That's my parents' last name!
b.		Bosie: King of Kings!
c.		Isabel Fuentes: Love is a gift, Alex, not an obligation.
d.		Laura Chartoff: He's the nicest guy though, ask anyone, but the thing is, he's almost 40, looks like he's 30, thinks like he's 20, and acts like he's 10. He's fun to play board games with.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992)?
a.		Terry McKay: Oh, it's nobody's fault but my own! I was looking up... it was the nearest thing to heaven! You were there...
b.		Laura Chartoff: Did you know it's estimated that by the year 2000, one out of every three people will be a member of my family?
c.		Web Smith: Look, "sempai," apple pie, whatever it is you want me to call you, we have a murder here. I wanna solve it. I don't wanna hear true confessions, awright?
d.		[Mathayus and Arpid are buried up to their necks in sand. Around them, the guard drops burning scraps of cloth into the ant mounds] Arpid: Fascinating, isn't it? The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see? [the fire ants swarm out of the mounds, towards them] Arpid: All the sooner to feast on our naked heads. [laughs] Mathayus: You think this is funny? Arpid: It's a little bit funny, yes. You see, I am about to escape, while you on the other hand are about to die a horrible death, for leaving me to die last night!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992)?
a.		Laura Chartoff: Why torture yourself when life will do it for you. Who said that? I did! Go ahead and quote me.
b.		Prison Doctor: Abel Magwitch shall not die on the gallows, Mr. Pirrip.
c.		Elizabeth Hardy: No. Uncle didn't kill himself. John Watson: Well, then, what happened to him? Sherlock Holmes: [entering suddenly through the window] He was murdered.
d.		Left Hand: Well, that was nice. You're not so bad after all. You just dress bad.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992)?
a.		Laura Chartoff: [to the Courtney Love look-alike after she knocked her to the canvas for ripping up her diary] You're not so tough. Jerk!
b.		Noland: You want to survive? You dig in deep. You stay hid. Stans: Yeah, well, we're gonna go with door number two. How do we get out of this valley? Noland: Oh. Ten seasons. First two seasons... No, three seasons I was there, I was walking in the same direction, trying to reach the edge of the preserve. [Starts laughing] Noland: Let me tell you something, there ain't no edge of the preserve. Royce: Maybe you and your friend wanna tell me about that ship. Noland: Let's see. That's a brilliant idea. Brilliant. The whole time I've been here, it never occurred to me to commandeer the alien spacecraft. But I wouldn't know how to fly it. He would. Of course, you know how to fly it? Royce: I'll give it a shot. Noland: [laughs] Well, I'm gonna get some sleep. No noise. They're out there. They're always out there. Water in there. Help yourself. All of you.
c.		Steve 'Mac' McCreary: You got ants in your pants! What difference does it make if we get there now or a month from now? Karl Schlemmer: If you wait fifteen years for something, maybe you get ants in your pants, too. Steve 'Mac' McCreary: Ah, fish don't eat gold, not even goldfish. It'll keep.
d.		Clerk: Name? Male Immigrant: Brovoloti Provalinsky. Clerk: Okay, Mister... Smith.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992)?
a.		North: Where is Buck? Pa Tex: [solemn] He died in a stampede. North: Oh, I'm so sorry. Pa Tex: Needless to say, it was a mighty big loss.
b.		Luanne: Damn,damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Every damned thing has to happen when you're in a damned hurry!
c.		Keith: I think we know who is responsible for this! Laura Chartoff: Me? You gotta be kidding! If I count to ten, will you disappear? Keith: You watch your mouth, young lady, or no Hawaii. Laura Chartoff: Gee, then I'd better not say what a complete dickhead you're being!
d.		Snowbell: He's not just a mouse! He's... He's... he's family. Smokey: Oh yeah. ha ha ha... I can see the resemblence... [laughs evilly]

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992)?
a.		Mary: What's wrong with the choice I've made?
b.		Laura Chartoff: Is philosophy biodegradable?
c.		Lani Aliikai: Okay. Cody Maverick: That was awesome. How you said his life and all. That was just unbelievable really.
d.		Tommy 'Tom' Williams: Will ya sing me a song? Penny Morris: How do you know I can? Tommy 'Tom' Williams: Because you sing when you talk. When you walk. Why your eyes, why their singing right now Penny Morris: They are? Well I'll be darned

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992)?
a.		Carlo Carlucci: Mr. Blodgett, I am Carlo Carlucci, Director of the hotel. Such a pleasure to have you here. J.J. Blodgett: [Paying scant attention to Carlucci] Thank you... Carlo Carlucci: It may interest you to know, we had another famous American diplomat staying here once: Mr. Benjamin Franklin. J.J. Blodgett: Franklin? Oh, oh yes, Ben Franklin... Well, good man for his time. Of course, today, I'm not sure he could pass the security check. Carlo Carlucci: Would you like to see his room? It is in the old part of the building. J.J. Blodgett: [Impatiently] Not now... Carlo Carlucci: Excuse me, I would like your advice about something, straight from the horse's mouth. Do you think there will be a war in the Middle East? J.J. Blodgett: [Somewhat taken aback] We don't give out that kind of information. Carlo Carlucci: You see, I have been offered a job with an American chain of hotels... the Sheraton. And there are a couple of openings and one of them is in Damascus. J.J. Blodgett: Damascus, hmm... Now don't quote me on this, but with the Russian presence escalating in the Mediterranean, and the military posture of the Arabs stiffening and the first strike capabilities of the Israelis at its peak, the whole place is a powder keg that could blow up in your face any second. My advice is, forget Damascus. Carlo Carlucci: Thank you. In that case I'd better take the other job. J.J. Blodgett: What's that? Carlo Carlucci: The Sheraton in New York. J.J. Blodgett: [Slight pause] Hmm... Take the one in Damascus!
b.		Marie-Antoinette: [in the gardens] Welcome to my little village! Princesse de Lamballe: I love it! Duchesse de Polignac: It's heaven here!
c.		Josh: You can't run away from these people. In five years... they'll be your family. In ten years... they'll be your family.
d.		Brenda Meeks: Cindy, this is a skeleton, this is bones! Would you run from Callista Flockheart?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992)?
a.		[after Keith has taken away her trip to Hawaii] Laura Chartoff: Fine! I quit this family. I hope you choke on poi! I hope your leis shrivel up and die! I hope Don Ho's show REALLY SUCKS!
b.		[the team's progress is halted by a firmly locked gate] Deke: Ain't this a bitch? Street: A cold hard one.
c.		Wendy Christensen: What happened to willful ignorance? Kevin Fischer: Hey, I'm full of shit, all right? I never thought I could see my own death before it happened Wendy.
d.		Oliver: Hey, how much would you charge me to haunt a house?

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992)?
a.		Laura Chartoff: If these are the best years of my life, I must have some serious third degree burns in my future.
b.		Logan: This isn't you... Phoenix: No, it is me. Logan: No, it isn't. Maybe you should take it easy. The Professor said you might be... different. Phoenix: He would know, wouldn't he? What, you didn't think he's in your mind too? Look at you, Logan. He's tamed you.
c.		Luke Graham: Come on - three commanders. One ship. I don't think that's gonna work. There's not enough rocket fuel in the world to get those egos off the ground.
d.		Robert Boyd: [after stabbing the hotel security guard] Don't let him bleed on the carpet! [They push the guard into the bathroom] Robert Boyd: Get back - shut the door! Son of a bitch! He'll bleed out! He'll bleed out! He'll bleed out.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even (1992)?
a.		Aunt Fanny: Oh, what happened to your friend? Fender: He got rear-ended.
b.		Carol Connelly: To hell with sex! It was better than sex! We held each other! What I needed, he gave me great.
c.		Stephanie: Respect! I wrote a haiku about respect. And the moon!
d.		William Leigh: You're a ponce, aren't you? Jack Flowers: Hard to say what anyone is. William Leigh: I only mention it because, personally, I could never bring myself to pay. Jack Flowers: William, people make love for so many crazy reasons, why shouldn't money be one of them?

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