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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Jerky Boys (1995) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Jerky Boys (1995) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Jerky Boys (1995)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Jerky Boys (1995).

About the movie: When two unemployed telephone pranksters decide to use their vocal "talents" to impersonate a Chicago mob boss and curry favor with organized crime in New York...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerky Boys (1995)?
a.		Johnny: [being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Oh, God! My mother, she woke me up today. She poured a hot pan of grease all over my chest and my ass and genitals and I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off. Burger Bob Customer: What does that have to do with ANYTHING? Johnny: [being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Because I can't see damn it, you son of a bitch
b.		Dirk De Jong: You're just about the most attractive girl I've ever met Miss Dallas O'Mara: Very good. Kinda sterotyped, but still effective. Time out while I work up a maidenly blush. Dirk De Jong: Now this is your last chance. I'm not going to ask you this question any more. How about having dinner with me some night? Miss Dallas O'Mara: Love to. Dirk De Jong: When? Miss Dallas O'Mara: Oh, sometime in the distant future... say, um, tonight. Dirk De Jong: Perfect. Where would you like to go, the Casino? Miss Dallas O'Mara: Oh, let's not and say we did. Those upper-crust places make me jitter. Dirk De Jong: Well, how about Thompson's Lunch? Miss Dallas O'Mara: Oh, I'm still hunchbacked from sitting in those one-armed chairs. Let's go to a hotel--full of all sorts of people: actors, gamblers, thieves, bootleggers, ladies and...and women. That's my dish.
c.		Joshua: Which side do you want? David Lightman: [Looks at Jennifer] I'll be the Russians.
d.		[first lines] Girl at Security Gate: Flight 710 to Cabo San Lucas, now boarding Gate 103, first class only. Flight 710, Cabo San Lucas, now boarding Gate 103. First class only. Jackie Brown: [greeting passengers] Buenos dias. Welcome aboard. Welcome aboard.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerky Boys (1995)?
a.		Julie: Where were you last night? Alfie: I thought we agreed we weren't asking each other those questions.
b.		[about Matt's disappearance] Jason Bock: For all I know, you killed him. Bill Truitt: For all you know, I'm just getting started.
c.		Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Cab 1557, I want to speak to dispatch, please. Woman on the Radio: Yeah, what do you want? Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] I'm somewhere on Houston Street. How do I get back into Queens? Woman on the Radio: What? You've been here for ten years, you idiot! You don't know how to get to Queens? Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Listen, some big guy come into my cab. He asked me to change the bill, I didn't. He took a big... hit me over the head. My teeth hurting, I cannot even remember... [screaming] Kamal: Help! Woman on the Radio: Some guy hit you with a brick? Why didn't you say something? Let me get the cops over there! Kamal: [being possessed by Tarbash] Oh. No, no, no. No cops, thank you.
d.		Major Creech: [referring to the Toad] Son of a bitch. Congressman: Who, what did you say, mayor? Major Creech: I said it's sort of a beach. [shouting] Major Creech: We levelled it!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerky Boys (1995)?
a.		Band Manager: The fuckin' MONKEYS?
b.		Malcolm Smith: But remember, I'd have never known about the phony ticket or the stealing if you didn't tell me, which means you're very noble. You're as noble as Abraham Lincoln or Raymond Massey.
c.		Zombie: BRRRAAAAAINNNNSSSS!
d.		Kurt Muller: [in response to an Italian man on the train asking what he does] I fight against fascism. That is my trade.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerky Boys (1995)?
a.		Medea: One day you might try actually getting up on time. Ian Stone: And not risk being fired? How much fun would that be?
b.		Mrs. B: Brett is a very nice hard working man. I wish the two of you were more like Brett Weir. Johnny: Ah, come on. It's not like we ain't had jobs. What about the mason's job we had a ways back?
c.		Taj: [in Pashtun, to Koverchenko] Eat. Sherina: [in Pashtun, to Koverchenko] Choke.
d.		[from trailer] Hal Jordan: [to his one-night stand] Sorry, I'm late. Help yourself, there's water from the tap! [rushes off to work]

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerky Boys (1995)?
a.		Woman at the Hospital: Sir, could you please use a proper terminology?
b.		Fast Eddie: Fats, you can't run out on me! Minnesota Fats: You watch me.
c.		[one of the aliens is firing on the humans] Crow T. Robot: Eat my photons, small heads!
d.		Dr. Herbert West: The central nervous system is still intact... may still prove to be useful, more useful than he'd be otherwise.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerky Boys (1995)?
a.		Charles Brubaker, Jr.: Hey, Uncle Jim? Dr. James Kelloway: Yeah? Charles Brubaker, Jr.: My dad went to Mars. Dr. James Kelloway: Yes. Yes, he did.
b.		[Discussing the fate of the Ark] Maj. Eaton: We have top men working on it now. Indiana: Who? Maj. Eaton: Top... men.
c.		[Kamal throws a piece of cement to Foreman's head] Construction Foreman: Hey, you two, Johnny and Kamal, get back to work, we got a job to finish here! Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, were you trying to get me, sweetie cakes? Construction Foreman: Goddamnit Johnny, cut the bullshit, huh? Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, yeah? Why don't you come up here and show me your toolbox? We can go up on the bridge and I'll fur you up head up first into a fuckin' sailor dive and I'll join with you down in the water and I'll rub all sea weed all over your ass and you neck and shit. Oooh, we'll have a good time! Construction Foreman: That's it, you two! You're fired!
d.		Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: You're in love with her? Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: [to himself] No one seems to have picked up on this. It's very strange.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Jerky Boys (1995)?
a.		[after weathering a vicious rampage where Joan demolishes both her bedroom and bathroom] Christina Crawford: Jesus Christ.
b.		Jay: Oh, I'm Jay, and this is my hetero-lifemate Silent Bob. I don't know who those kids were, but they would've kicked yours and Lunchbox's asses if I hadn't represented.
c.		Ernie Lazarro: He insulted me, called me names? Like what? Tony Scarboni: Fruity ass. Ernie Lazarro: A what? Tony Scarboni: A fruity ass. Ernie Lazarro: What the hell is a fruity ass?
d.		Tommy Collins: [Upon finding his jury summons in the dumpster] Aha! Court is now in session.

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