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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Hebrew Hammer (2003) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Hebrew Hammer (2003) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Hebrew Hammer (2003) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Hebrew Hammer (2003).

About the movie: An orthodox Jewish blaxploitation hero saves Hanukkah from the clutches of Santa Claus's evil son.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hebrew Hammer (2003)?
a.		Photographer: I wonder if I could have just a little bit more of your smile? Johnnie Aysgarth: Oh, now, not at this hour of the morning.
b.		Damian Claus: [shouts] Watch it with the fucking cane!
c.		Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?
d.		Hammer: Dude!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hebrew Hammer (2003)?
a.		John Shooter: [Mort finds Shooter at the end of the path] You read it? Mort: I did. John Shooter: I imagine it rang a bell, didn't it? Mort: Oh, it certainly did. When'd you write it? John Shooter: I thought you'd ask that. Mort: Well, sure. I mean, that's the whole point, isn't it? When two writers show up with the same story, it's all about who wrote the words first. Wouldn't you say that's true? John Shooter: I suppose I would. I suppose that's also why I came all the way up here from Miss'ippi.
b.		Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Who brings in the dope? Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man! Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Who brings in the guns? Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man! Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Who brought in that disco? Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man! Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Who brings in that naaaasty-aaaass Jheri curl? Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man! Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: And who tries to put they motherfuckin' foot up Kwanzaa's ass? Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man! Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: That's right! Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: [Much later] And who brought in Britney Spears? Members of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front: The white man!
c.		[Sonya performs her flame kiss fatality on Cyrax, destroying him instantly] Jax: Man, you barbecued his ass!
d.		Mr. Edward Magorium: I've been inventing toys since the 1770's. Henry Weston: What, excuse me... Mr. Edward Magorium: Yes? Henry Weston: You say 1770's? Mr. Edward Magorium: Yes, sir, so you can imagine accounting is a brand new concept to me. Henry Weston: You know, that would make you at least 240 years old, sir. Mr. Edward Magorium: You're already hired, mutant, there's no need to show off.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hebrew Hammer (2003)?
a.		Loretta Bartha: What you do now, Mr. Falco, is crow like a hen. You have just laid an egg.
b.		Connor MacManus: Then we skin out. We go to Doc's for a shot of Irish. We're home in time for tacos. [claps hands] Connor MacManus: That's what we do. Murphy MacManus: [looks at Connor doubtingly] Connor MacManus: What? Murphy MacManus: It's just this plan. Connor MacManus: What the fucks wrong with the plan? Murphy MacManus: It's, it's Romeo: It's genius! I can even drive an F-lift man. Got my class D license and everything. Connor MacManus: That's the fucking spirit! Romeo: I'm gonna need a gun. Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus: Forget it! Romeo: The fuck man, I'm in on this shit. I'm workin here. Connor MacManus: Fuck's sake. Know what your gonna do? You're gonna consider yourself a fucking pledge 'til we tell you different. Murphy MacManus: [laughs] Romeo: Can I consider myself your girlfriend too? Connor MacManus: That's what you get. Is there a fucking problem? Romeo: It's fine! Connor MacManus: I'm fucking watching you. You understand me. You stow that shit. Murphy MacManus: Don't you worry, Rome, shit like this that builds character. Romeo: Yeah, character of a little bitch. Murphy MacManus: Now that's just unprofessional.
c.		Danny O'Neill: [hiding himself] What'ya think you're doing under this bed? Hank Taylor: Looking for a collar button.
d.		Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: The Hebrew Hammer, Jew boy, my main-man Kike. Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim, my main nigga. Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Wassup, dog? [Mordechai and Mohammed high-five] Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Wassup? White Accountant: [incredulously] Y-you just called him a Kike. And you, you just called him a Nigger! Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Well, it's okay when we calls each other that. Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Yeah, that's how it goes. Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Yeah. White Accountant: [utterly dumbfounded] Oh.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hebrew Hammer (2003)?
a.		MacMillan: You can't see this on a marketing report. Josh: Um, what's a marketing report? MacMillan: Exactly.
b.		[repeated line] Caroline Ellis: I don't believe.
c.		Mrs. Highsmith: I hope you've all learned a very important lesson today. Just because Mordechai's people are different from us, and just because they may appear strange to us with their furry hats, beady eyes, and long sideburns, not to mention their bizarre customs and unnecessarily gutteral funny-sounding names. Just because they control ALL of the world's money, yet they are too cheap to buy their children anything better than spinning tops for presents, does not mean that we can't learn to love and respect them as our equals. Happy chanuyakah day 7, Mordy!
d.		Benjamin Martin: I'm a parent. I haven't got the luxury of principles.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hebrew Hammer (2003)?
a.		Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Hey, you don't wanna pick up this penny? Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim: Nooooooooo!
b.		Craig Jones: [points across the street to Mrs. Parker] Look, look, she's bendin' over! Pastor Clever: Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want! Pastor Clever: [running across the street] Excuse me, Mrs. Parker? Mrs. Parker!
c.		Nubie: You always run the ball! Why can't I run the ball? Hanon: Because you're slow, and no one likes you
d.		Laurel Pearson: [when Frank doesn't show up for a date, Laurel sits watching TV] Douchebag. [more TV images] Laurel Pearson: Cocksucker. [more TV images] Laurel Pearson: Fuckhead.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hebrew Hammer (2003)?
a.		Petey Jones: Hey, hey, Lastik man what happened to you? Louie Lastik: [holding back, in fake pain] Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do! Petey Jones: That ain't funny!
b.		Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Now, the key of undercover work... is to blend in, OK? You act as a gentile would. Esther: Right. Samples Woman: Could I interest you in a free-sample bacon cheeseburger? Esther: [Esther gasps] Mordechai Jefferson Carver: [affects a middle-America accent] Um, well, I thank you, gentile friend, for your generous offer of that... deliciously unkosher snack. I... sadly have to decline... for I already stuffed myself full of milk and meat products at a previous lunch engagement. Mordechai Jefferson Carver: [smiles a toothy grin] Esther: You're good.
c.		Maguire: I'm something of a rarity.
d.		[after the family has taken Neville into the "little room" for questioning] Neville: Tell me something, would you? Are you fellas really with the Internal Revenue Service?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hebrew Hammer (2003)?
a.		Cardinal Giovanni: Why didn't he take his head? Methos: WHY didn't he know he was here?
b.		Keva Rosenberg Unemployed Person: It's a free society. Except there ain't nothing free, because there's no guarantees. You know? You're on your own. That's the law of the jungle.
c.		Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Wait, wait hold on a sec. I didn't want to have to do this but you leave me no choice. I'm now going to resort to the most dangerous, deadly weapon in the Jewish arsenal. [briefly meditates, then continues in a nasal voice] Mordechai Jefferson Carver: What, I shlep all the way up here for this? I come all the way to the North Pole to fight you, you don't put out anything to nosh on? Damian Claus: You're hungry? Mordechai Jefferson Carver: I mean, seriously, what kind of arch nemesis are you? Damian Claus: Sorry, I wasn't thinking I guess. Oh! Oh, no you don't! You're not going to pull Jewish guilt crap on me, I'm a lot stronger than that Mordechai. Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Okay forget it, never mind. Damian Claus: What? Mordechai Jefferson Carver: No, nothing. Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Tell me, what? Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Well, I mean, I don't know what kind of host it is that treats their company this way. Esther is clearly unhappy with the guest room you've provided her with. I'm shvitzing from running around all over the place shooting people. Damian Claus: Stop this! Mordechai Jefferson Carver: What kind of flooring is this anyway, my feet are killing me. Not to mention, I don't get a proper hello when I come in. [he continues and horns blow] Damian Claus: Please stop, just take my gun! Mordechai Jefferson Carver: No. Damian Claus: Take the gun! Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Forget about it Damian Claus: I insist on you taking the gun! Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Okay. Damian Claus: [points to his temple] Put a bullet right here! Take me out of my misery please!
d.		[From the DVD menu select screen] Captain Spaulding: Well, shit the bed! Howdy folks, come on in! Well, I can see by those fancy britches and sassy hairdos that you all ain't from around here. So, where ya from? [holds hand to ear] Captain Spaulding: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Ah, I see. All ya all's must be mutes, cause ya wouldn't be fuckin' with me, now would ya?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hebrew Hammer (2003)?
a.		Obie: [observing Johnnie Red's ceiling mirror] He must get dressed lying down. Scam: Man you dumb.
b.		Danny: I hear Farley Wink gets good parts for animals. Frances: If you call hanging from a hook a good part.
c.		[Tim's cane is taken away and he falls to the ground] Tiny Tim: My cane! [On the verge of crying] Tiny Tim: Give me back my cane! Fuck.
d.		Shalee: It's over. Why go on fighting? Govern Sturges: I's kind of like a stampede... not much sense to it, but it has to run itself out. Shalee: Men get trampled in stampedes. Govern Sturges: Yes, but somebody has got to ride it out.

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