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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Bernard and Doris (2006) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Bernard and Doris (2006) Quiz
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About the movie:
The story of the twilight years of tobacco billionairness Doris Duke and her relationship with her gay butler, to whom she left her entire fortune.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bernard and Doris (2006)?
a.
Annie Hayworth
: Did you drive up from San Francisco by the coast road?
Melanie Daniels
: Yes.
Annie Hayworth
: Nice drive.
Melanie Daniels
: It's very beautiful.
Annie Hayworth
: Is that where you met Mitch?
Melanie Daniels
: Yes.
Annie Hayworth
: I guess that's where everyone meets Mitch.
b.
Ronald
: Trevor, you got to get me out of here, I don't know what's happening to me. I can't tell you who I am because my can't remember a damn thing. My mind is all fucked up in this damn puppet head, but I swear to you as God is my witness, I am not this guy's hand!
c.
Sue Ryan
: It's easy to be a bitch now that Brad Seldon is available.
Nicole
: It's easy to be a bitch either way.
d.
[
first lines
]
Doris Duke
: Ugh! What is this?
First Butler
: Cantaloupe, ma'am.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bernard and Doris (2006)?
a.
Steele
: Lady's sure got some nice melons, Lomax.
b.
Fr. David Telemond
: The doctors, they don't anything. They're like the auto-mechanics.
c.
Father Brennan
: He must DIE, Mr. Thorn!
d.
Bernard Lafferty
: Good evening, Miss Duke. Ma'am.
Doris Duke
: Who the hell are you?
Bernard Lafferty
: I'm here about the job, dear. From the agency. These are my references.
Doris Duke
: Get me a sherry.
Bernard Lafferty
: Yes, ma'am.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bernard and Doris (2006)?
a.
Eli
: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.
Richie
: But you didn't have a drug problem then.
Eli
: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.
b.
Doris Duke
: [
on the intercom
] Come on, baby. Get back here. Ben, where are you? I'm missing you.
Ben
: [
to Bernard
] Good evening, Sir.
c.
Tony Stark
: [
puts down a disgusting-looking dish
]
Pepper Potts
: What is that?
Tony Stark
: This is your in-flight meal.
Pepper Potts
: Did you just make that?
Tony Stark
: Yeah. Where do you think I've been for three hours?
d.
Mrs. Livingston
: "Dear Mr. and Ms. Livingston, we have kidnapped your son. Give us $100,000 dollars or he dies. Signed, the Jews." Are you kidding? ARE YOU KIDDING? Who in their right mind is going to believe this note Morton? THEY'RE THE JEWS. THEY'RE GOING TO WANT MORE THAN $100,000!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bernard and Doris (2006)?
a.
Hannah Green
: James will know about George Sanders.
James Leer
: George Sanders?
Hannah Green
: Mr. Crabtree was saying how George Sanders killed himself, only he couldn't remember how.
James Leer
: Pills. April 25, 1972, in a Costa Brava hotel room.
Terry Crabtree
: How comprehensive of you.
Hannah Green
: James is amazing. He knows all the movie suicides. Go ahead, James. Tell him.
James Leer
: There are so many.
Hannah Green
: Well, just a few. The big ones.
James Leer
: Pier Angeli, 1971 or '72, also pills. Donald "Red" Barry, shot himself in 1980. Charles Boyer, 1978, pills again. Charles Butterworth, 1946, I think. In a car. Supposedly, it was an accident, but, you know, he was distraught. Dorothy Dandridge, pills, 1965. Albert Dekker, 1968. He hung himself. He wrote his suicide note in lipstick on his stomach. William Inge, carbon monoxide, 1973. Carole Landis, pills again. I forget when. George Reeves, "Superman" on TV, shot himself. Jean Seberg, pills, of course, 1979. Everett Sloane - he was good - pills. Margaret Sullavan, pills. Lupe Velez, a lot of pills. Gig Young, he shot himself and his wife in 1978. There are tons more.
Hannah Green
: I haven't heard of half of them.
Terry Crabtree
: You did them alphabetically.
James Leer
: It's just how my brain works, I guess.
b.
Mauricio
: Uh Hal, it's 10:00, we gotta go.
Hal
: [
laughing
] What are you talking about?
Mauricio
: We gotta go do that thing, you know at the place.
Hal
: What thing?
Mauricio
: Sorry ladies, I gotta steal your dance partner here. [
Mauricio grabs Hal away from the three unattractive women on the dance floor
]
Hal
: What are you doing?
Mauricio
: I am rescuing you.
Hal
: From what?
Mauricio
: From what? From a pack of stampeding buffalo, that's what!
c.
Doris Duke
: What do you want from me? From me.
Bernard Lafferty
: Miss Duke?
Doris Duke
: What do you want? I mean, you don't fuck me, do you?
Bernard Lafferty
: No, I don't.
Doris Duke
: You don't steal from me. Do you steal from me?
Bernard Lafferty
: No, I don't.
Doris Duke
: Well then what do you want from me?
Bernard Lafferty
: I just want to take care of you.
d.
[
Bethany and Rufus find Jay and Silent Bob at a strip club
]
Bethany
: What are you doing?
Jay
: Proving to this bastard I ain't gay.
Bethany
: What?
Rufus
: Long story, forget it.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bernard and Doris (2006)?
a.
Zip
: You killed my fish.
b.
John Smith
: Let's see if we can't get a tune out of this trombone.
c.
Doris Duke
: Lafferty, your outfit. Well you look like a God damn undertaker. I mean, do you think you can lighten up a little bit.
Bernard Lafferty
: Of course. I could do that.
d.
Ginny Ryerson
: Resolved: that Hal Hefner should really stop letting the world tell him what's possible and try to find out for himself. Maybe that's just a life's philosophy suited only to some of us, those who cherish winning. So maybe it's not for you. But I think it is.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bernard and Doris (2006)?
a.
Norman Cornell
: As they took me away in the patrol car I heard her screaming "I hate you, I loathe you and I despise you! Hate, hate, hate, loathe, despise and hate!". So I figured the best thing to do is forget about her.
b.
Ms. Duvet
: Do you know this disgusting ritual originates with a pagan holiday?
Green Graves
: Yeah, so does Christmas.
c.
[
Irwin and Enriquez are playing chess
]
Irwin
: Hmm, pretty good. You have check-mate in five moves. [
moves a piece
]
Enriquez
: [
pause
] How come you're still playing if I have check mate in five moves?
Irwin
: 'Cause I have check-mate in three.
d.
Doris Duke
: [
singing
] I don't need a million dollars to make my dreams come true, / Baby, all I need is you. / I don't need a fortune teller to tell my troubles to,
Doris Duke, Bernard Lafferty
: [
singing
] Baby, all I need is you.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bernard and Doris (2006)?
a.
Doris Duke
: [
to Bernard
] She's one of those Nurse Ratched types, you know. The Nazis in the white sneakers.
b.
[
getting off of Pegasus after riding
]
Meg
: I'll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.
c.
Joy Burns
: I only have one *nice* April memory. only one. She was about three or four. And she was sitting at the window. An she turned to me and said "oh mother don't you just love every day?"
d.
Richard
: Why, I can smile... And murder while I smile!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bernard and Doris (2006)?
a.
Billy
: Get away Erika, you big giant. [
all the other guys make noises in the background, while Erika storms away, clearly upset
]
b.
Otis Tilson
: ...my reason for telling my story is not money. I'm doing it for my poor dead Papa and myself and the thousands of black men like him in ghetto torture chambers who have been and will be niggerized and deballed by the white power structure and its thrill-kill police...
c.
Remnar Soady
: I couldn't help myself, eh? The girl's got the tongue of a trout.
Albert Soady
: Your mother had the tongue of a trout.
d.
Waldo Taft
: President Bush wants to honor you at his next fundraiser. I think you should consider it.
Doris Duke
: Oh, that's sweet. Just tell him my dance card is full, thanks.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bernard and Doris (2006)?
a.
Chris Emery
: Would you like to come in?
Max Fabian
: Everything thrives in the tropics, including gossip. It might be better if I didn't.
b.
Doris Duke
: How do you like living in my world so far, Bernard?
Bernard Lafferty
: I like it very much.
Doris Duke
: Who wouldn't?
c.
Finn
: I guess you'll just have to kill me.
John Smith
: It'll hurt if I do.
d.
Stacey
: Well, what do you believe?
John Koestler
: I think shit just happens. But that's me.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Bernard and Doris (2006)?
a.
Doris Duke
: I assume you have credentials. Elizabeth Taylor, Peggy Lee. What? Do you have a thing for entertainers, Mr. Rafferty?
Bernard Lafferty
: Lafferty. I beg your pardon, Miss Duke. It's Lafferty with an L.
Doris Duke
: It says you haven't worked for six months.
Bernard Lafferty
: I had a, a wee health problem.
Doris Duke
: Drugs or alcohol?
Bernard Lafferty
: Erm...
Doris Duke
: I assume it's under control.
Bernard Lafferty
: I assure you it's all in the past now.
Doris Duke
: Right.
b.
Crank
: [
Mr. Copperbottom is playing badly
] Well there goes our happy ending.
Fender
: Yo, it's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called junk.
c.
Tom Ludlow
: No, we're gonna ask him some questions. Then we're gonna kill him.
d.
Anna Rawlins
: Bax? When someone's in love it's supposed to feel good.
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