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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Fortune Cookie (1966) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Fortune Cookie (1966) - Part (2) Quiz
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About the movie:
A crooked lawyer persuades his brother-in-law to feign a serious injury.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Fortune Cookie (1966)?
a.
Lucy
: Stalker!
Henry
: No, no, no. Don't you remember me a little?
b.
Professor Winterhalter
: All these newfangled machines. Fake! It proves nothing. In the old days, we used to do these things better. The man says he's paralyzed, we simply throw him in the snake pit. If he climbs out, then we know he's lying.
Specialist #1
: [
shocked
] And if he doesn't climb out?
Professor Winterhalter
: Then we have lost the patient, but we have found an honest man.
c.
Leonardo
: Awesome!
Michaelangelo
: Righteous!
Donatello
: Bossanova!
Michaelangelo
: "Bossanova?"
Donatello
: *Chevy* Nova?
d.
Chrissy
: For ten tree house Dollars I'd feel it to!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Fortune Cookie (1966)?
a.
Willie Gingrich
: He's gonna give you a shot to help you pass those tests.
Harry Hinkle
: Oh, I'm not gonna take any shots from a waiter!
Willie Gingrich
: What do you mean "waiter?" This is Doc Schindler, from Chicago.
Doc Schindler
: Howdy.
Willie Gingrich
: Those insurance guys think they're such geniuses. What they forget is every time they build a better mousetrap, the mice gets smarter, too.
Harry Hinkle
: You'll be careful, won't you, Doc?
Doc Schindler
: I better be, because I'm on parole.
Harry Hinkle
: Parole?
Doc Schindler
: They caught me tampering with a horse at Arlington Park.
Harry Hinkle
: A veterinary?
Willie Gingrich
: Well actually, he's a dentist.
Doc Schindler
: What do you want?
Willie Gingrich
: Right arm and left leg. Make them good and numb.
Doc Schindler
: Oh, *numb*.
Willie Gingrich
: Sure, we want those nerves blocked!
Doc Schindler
: Oh, then I better use the Novocain, because with this stuff, he'll run the mile in 1:34 flat.
b.
Mr. McPhee
: [
fake laughing
] Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard. No is the answer. Sarcasm back at you, with your humor box. I wasn't laughing. I was pretending to laugh, if that's what you want, some sort of battle of humor. Do you?
Larry
: No, I don't want to get into a battle of humor.
Mr. McPhee
: No, you don't, because it would be a bloodbath. Nothing funny about Little Big Horn!
c.
DQ
: You are the angriest man in the world!
Mr. Smith
: If I remember right, you used to like it like that.
d.
[
Why they don't have to worry about finding the 2 convicts
]
Sheriff Max Muller
: They'll kill each other in five miles.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Fortune Cookie (1966)?
a.
Paula McFadden
: Is that it? Is that the last chorus?
Elliot Garfield
: I am in a blissful state so don't bug me.
Paula McFadden
: Is this going to be a regular routine? I mean, guitars at night. Humming in the morning. I've been in musicals that didn't have this much music.
Elliot Garfield
: Miss McFadden, this morning I start rehearsals for my very first New York play. Probably the most important day of my life. Am I nervous? No, I am not nervous. Because I have meditated I am relaxed, I am calm, I am confident. You, on the other hand, have not meditated. Therefore you are a pain in the ass.
Paula McFadden
: This happens to be a very important day for me, too. I am auditioning for a new musical this morning. I slept 17 minutes last night thanks to you and with the bags I have under my eyes unless this musical is about little old ladies I don't stand a chance in hell. Are you listening to me?
Elliot Garfield
: Uh-huh.
Paula McFadden
: What is that slop you are putting into my dishes?
Elliot Garfield
: Granola, wheat germ, soya, lecithin, natural honey. My body is a temple, Miss McFadden, and I am worshiping it. It's what gives me my energy, my vitality and my natural disposition. I'm 63 years old Miss McFadden and look at me. May I fix you a bowl?
Paula McFadden
: This is not going to work. I mean, I don't know you well enough to truly dislike you but you are just too weird to live with. Why don't you find yourself another apartment and I will pay you the $600.00 as soon as I get a job.
Elliot Garfield
: You are forgetting that this is my apartment. You are living here on an Elliot Garfield grant. You really ought to try some of this, you know? It's got whole bran in it. My feeling is that your whole problem stems irregularity.
b.
[
repeated line
]
O'Brien
: Get Gingrich on the phone.
c.
Steele
: I want Rudy to dress in my place Coach. He deserves it.
Dan Devine
: [
laughs
] Don't be ridiculous, Georgia Tech is one of the top offense teams in the country. [
Steele continues to stand and stare at the Devine
]
Dan Devine
: You are an All-American and our Captain, act like it!
Steele
: I believe I am. [
lays his jersy down on Devine's desk and walks out
]
d.
The Rabbi
: The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are off today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived and it's too late. You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what someone else has.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Fortune Cookie (1966)?
a.
Peter Bretter
: Its not all about you, you know. People come here not just to follow you.
b.
Willie Gingrich
: I'm his brother-in-law, Sister. And this is his mother, Sister, and this is my wife, his sister, Sister.
c.
Hospital Cleanng Lady
: Well, Dr. Carew inspected the room and he didn't make any complaints.
Molly Byrd
: Never mind Dr. Carew - he's only a man. And what's clean for a man is different from what's clean for a woman. Now scat!
d.
Buck
: Hey! Jump back, kiss myself!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Fortune Cookie (1966)?
a.
Mr. Edward Magorium
: Most of these are important papers...and some of them might be doodles I never had framed...I can't tell the difference in them.
b.
Harry Hinkle
: [
as Mother Hinkle weeps over him
] I'll be all right, Mother.
Willie Gingrich
: Sure he will. Every week you read in Time Magazine how they're transplanting kidneys and making new spines out of fiberglass. Don't you think the doctors read that stuff, too?
c.
Tej
: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?
Roman Pearce
: Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
Tej
: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.
d.
[
repeated line
]
'Rickey' Mayberry
: I'd marry ya in a split second if I didn't have a wife.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Fortune Cookie (1966)?
a.
Larry Lawrence
: I'm in great shape, for the shape I'm in.
b.
Harry Hinkle
: Florida and Mustangs and foxes, how are you gonna pay for all of this?
Willie Gingrich
: Our credit is good.
Harry Hinkle
: Well don't you think we better wait 'til we see some of that insurance money?
Willie Gingrich
: Wait? Who waits nowadays? Take the government. When they shoot a billion dollars worth of hardware into space, do you think they pay cash? It's all on the Diner's Club!
c.
Hellboy
: Hey, gasbag! Stop talking now!
Johann Krauss
: Or what? Are you threatening me? Because I think I can take you. [
silence
]
Hellboy
: Excuse me?
Johann Krauss
: You heard me.
d.
Father Writer
: So, The Black Whip hits him over the head with his log!
Son Writer
: Dad, he doesn't have a log, he has a whip. If he had a log, he would be known as The Black Log.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Fortune Cookie (1966)?
a.
Geno
: A vampire's gotta do what a vampire's gotta do.
b.
Elizabeth
: If only my life could be more like the movies. I want an angel to swoop down to me like he does to Jimmy Stewart in "It's a Wonderful Life" and talk me out of suicide. I've always waited for that one moment of truth to set me free and change my life forever. but he won't come. it doesn't happen that way.
c.
Daniel 'Dan' Brady
: Now, wait a minute! Don't holler 'til you hurt!
d.
Harry Hinkle
: [
Harry looks disgustingly at Sandy while she's on the floor looking for her contact lens
] I don't want to find you here when I get back. And take your damn meatloaf with you.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Fortune Cookie (1966)?
a.
Sean Barnes
: Dad, you used to fly 747s, and now you deliver toilet paper.
b.
Charlotte Gingrich
: [
as their kids skateboard around the hospital's halls
] Children! Jeffery, Ginger, cut that out. This is a hospital.
Willie Gingrich
: Let 'em. If they're gonna break a leg, this is the place to do it.
c.
[
the Marines are being torn apart by the Aliens in the Atmosphere Processor Hive
]
Hicks
: Where's Apone? Where's Apone?
Hudson
: The Sarge is gone! Let's get the fuck outta here!
d.
Terrell
: I'd like to meet the brain donor who came up with this brilliant idea.
Malloy
: Hey, you're looking at him. You don't like it, kiss my ass.
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