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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Being John Malkovich (1999) - Part (6) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Being John Malkovich (1999) - Part (6) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Being John Malkovich (1999).
About the movie:
A puppeteer discovers a portal that leads literally into the head of the movie star, John Malkovich.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Being John Malkovich (1999)?
a.
Helen
: Have a great day, honey. Help customers, climb ladders...
Bob
: Bring bacon.
Helen
: All that jazz.
b.
Buck
: The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh.
c.
Lotte Schwartz
: We love her, Craig.
Craig Schwartz
: We?
Lotte Schwartz
: John and me.
Craig Schwartz
: Don't forget about me!
Lotte Schwartz
: Well you have a Maxine action figure to play with!
d.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: Is there anyone with you?
Yuri
: No.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: Are you carrying a pair of high heels in that bag?
Yuri
: No.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: Not even a small pair of pumps?
Yuri
: No.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: Who are you?
Yuri
: I'm Yuri, the trainer.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: And what is it you do, Yuri the trainer?
Yuri
: I train.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: So, you are Yuri the trainer who trains.
Yuri
: [
looks down
]
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Being John Malkovich (1999)?
a.
Craig Schwartz
: Hi. Do you know that I don't even know your name, or where you work?
Maxine
: Yeah.
b.
Connie
: John, I can't call in sick just because you have a bad feeling about today.
c.
Ray Cochran
: We're stuck in this piece of shit which I NOW OWN!
d.
George Carter
: The men have asked me to come and talk to you.
Maj. William Rogers
: Yes?
George Carter
: It's about the heating,it's been very cold these past few nights,we wondered if.
Maj. William Rogers
: Rogers interrupts Carter"For reasons of economy the heating is turned off at twenty hundred hours.You should all be in bed by then after all there's no point in staying up you cant see anything".
George Carter
: The beds are cold there aren't enough blankets
Maj. William Rogers
: I am trying to run this place as efficiently and economically as I can,I am afraid the current budget does not include the cost of new blankets.
George Carter
: Do you know anything about blind people?
Maj. William Rogers
: No I can't say I do till I took over this job,but I was in the army over twenty years and I learned to handle all kinds of men there.
George Carter
: With all due respect sir we are not soldiers,blind people are not like people with sight,we have lost one sense but the loss of that sense only tends to sharpen the others.Do you know what that means?we feel things more acutely if food tastes bad it tastes worse to us,if a room is dirty we feel every speck,if an insect scurries across the floor we hear it,and if it's cold we feel the cold more.Why don't you sell that painting and buy us fuel or extra blankets?
Maj. William Rogers
: I was not aware that the administration of expenditure for this establishment had been handed to you Mister.Carter!Good morning!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Being John Malkovich (1999)?
a.
[
Answering the phone
]
Maxine
: J.M. Inc.: Be all that someone else can be.
b.
Gandalf
: Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.
c.
Adrian Beltz
: [
Meeting with Japanese Businessmen
] Look who's here! Welcome! Konichiwa! Konichiwa! Just trying to rival that celebrated Japanese sense of employee relations you people are born with or so it seems.
Zukaki
: [
speaking Japanese
] I think I'm gonna hate this guy.
Kim
: [
Beltz doesn't speak Japanese and Kim translates
] Uh, Mr. Zukaki says he is very impressed with your knowledge of his culture.
Zukaki
: [
to Kim in Japanese
] Coward.
d.
Hilda Engstrom
: [
to a priest, as she's dying
] Pretty soon I'll be seeing your boss!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Being John Malkovich (1999)?
a.
Cuervo Jones
: That looks like Snake Plissken!
Utopia
: Who?
Cuervo Jones
: He used to be a gunfighter. He kind of faded out of the scene a few years ago. I hear he slowed down some.
Utopia
: He don't look that slow Cuervo!
Cuervo Jones
: Nobody rolls into town and direspects me! Not Snake Plissken, not nobody! Bolas!
b.
Maxine
: Let's have sex on his table and then make him eat an omelette off of it.
John Malkovich
: NO! [
Craig regains control
]
Craig Schwartz (in John Malkovich)
: Shut up, you overrated piece of shit.
c.
[
after Scott introduces himself as Mary and shows them the pants he hand-stitched
]
Gerry Fleck
: Well you must be very "proud Mary".
Scott Donlan
: Oh my goodness. Who are you all of a sudden?
Stefan Vanderhoof
: Good baby boomer gag.
Cookie Fleck
: Who's that in the burgundy jacket? Mr Hip.
d.
Margaret White
: I'm here on the Lord's work, Mrs. Snell; spreadin' the gospel of God's salvation through Christ's blood!
Mrs. Snell
: Yes, of course...
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Being John Malkovich (1999)?
a.
Sensei
: I tried to stop this mission because I feared for you, but I was wrong, you must continue. It is your duty as a ninja.
Haru
: Sensei, you called me a ninja.
Sensei
: Yes, I guess I did.
b.
Philip Lisle
: Your documentations and guarantees. If I were you, I'd keep them in a very safe place.
Terry Leather
: Yeah, well it very well won't be a safe deposit box.
c.
[
gazing longingly at Craig as he does the filing
]
Floris
: Oh, what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet! Maybe you could alphabetize me. And remember, 'I' comes before 'U'.
d.
Lance's frat brother
: Three thousand miles just to get laid. I really respect that.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Being John Malkovich (1999)?
a.
Craig Schwartz
: [
watching the puppeteer with the giant puppet on TV
] Gimmicky bastard!
b.
[
Thunderlips is holding Rocky in the air; calls to the audience
]
Thunderlips
: [
yells
] No one can believe the superhuman strength of Thunderlips! I am the Man!
Mickey
: Stop him, will - [
a heart attack occurs
]
Thunderlips
: You want this punching bag?
Rocky Balboa
: Adrian!
Adrian
: Rocky!
Thunderlips
: THEN YOU GOT HIM!
Rocky Balboa
: [
Screaming
] CATCH ME! [
Tunderlips tosses Rocky out of the ring into the audience
]
c.
Colin
: [
after insulting the food
] And what do you do Nancy?
Nancy the caterer
: I'm a cook.
Colin
: Ever do weddings?
Nancy the caterer
: Yes I do.
Colin
: They should have asked you to do this one.
Nancy the caterer
: They did.
Colin
: God I wish you hadn't turned it down.
Nancy the caterer
: I didn't.
d.
Holden
: You seemed weirded out back there.
Banky Edwards
: That was my couch you were fucking on.
Holden
: Sorry.
Banky Edwards
: I wanted to watch some T.V. Hard to do when your best friend's wrapped around his naked rug muncher on your couch.
Holden
: She had boxers on.
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