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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Court Jester (1955) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Court Jester (1955) - Part (3) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Court Jester (1955).
About the movie:
A hapless carnival performer masquerades as the court jester as part of a plot against an evil ruler who has overthrown the rightful king.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Court Jester (1955)?
a.
Tiberius
: Do you prefer nymphs to satyrs?
Caligula
: I like both, Lord.
Tiberius
: One needs both, yes, to keep healthy.
b.
Martin Harvey
: Slow down! There's boats all over the place!
Captain Ron
: Don't worry. They'll get out of the way. I learned that driving the Saratoga.
c.
Tyler Gage
: Do I look like I own tights?
d.
Princess Gwendolyn
: I've seen this monster and it's not for nothing he's called the grim, grisly, and gruesome Griswold.
King Roderick
: Grim, grisly, or gruesome, you marry Griswold.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Court Jester (1955)?
a.
Andrew
: [
places bag of fertilizer in flower bed
] Got shit?
b.
Anna
: [
drugged
] I'm not a very good damsel in a dress, am I? [
manly voice
]
Anna
: Pay the rent! [
girly voice
]
Anna
: But I can't pay the rent! [
makes more dolphin noises
]
Darwin Mayflower
: Yo, Flipper! "Damsel in distress" implies that there is some well-hung Dudley Do-Right galloping up to save you. It ain't gonna happen, see? Hudson Hawk go boom-boom.
c.
Calvera
: We have a saying here: a thief who steals from a thief is pardoned for one hundred years.
d.
Jean
: [
preparing Hawkins for his castle infiltration
] You are the incomparable Giacomo, king of jesters and jester to the king.
Hawkins
: Jester to the king. [
smiling
]
Hawkins
: Jester to the king. [
suddenly panicked
]
Hawkins
: To the king?
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Court Jester (1955)?
a.
Marco
: You know how long I been waitin here?
Jimmy Pockets
: I don't know, fifteen minutes?
Marco
: I been waitin three fuckin years and fifteen minutes.
b.
Billy
: Whatcha got there, Joe?
Joe Knox (Joseph Pendergast Knox)
: Whores, Billy! Whores!
c.
Princess Gwendolyn
: If my father hears of this our necks will snap like twigs! [
she snaps her fingers, causing Griselda's spell to break and Hawkins to start panicking
]
Hawkins
: Uh, like what?
Princess Gwendolyn
: Twigs! [
she snaps again, putting the spell back in place and Hawkins to stop panicking
]
Hawkins
: Twigs? Speak not of twigs when you look at an oak! Until tonight, my little sapling.
d.
Stephanie Anderson
: You know I have nothing but contempt for you. Sitting there year after year listening to miserable people like me tell you how the world does destroy them. Have you ever once felt anything like the pain they feel? All the despair, all the fear? You make your living from their suffering and you don't understand a shred of it. Anyone of us is more qualified to speak than you because we have been there. We're still there.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Court Jester (1955)?
a.
Princess Gwendolyn
: [
to Griselda
] Remember, if he dies, you die!
b.
Bernard Jaffe
: [
grappling with removal men
] Give me the teddy! [
shouts
]
Bernard Jaffe
: Give me the teddy!
c.
Michael Cutler
: Grandfather always said you were a looser. Now you're trying to make me one and I hater you for it.
Lincoln Hawk
: Mike, I don't care what your grandfather thinks about me, okay? All I care about is you!
d.
Det. Jeffrey Friedman
: This is not my office!
Inspector Todd
: You're damn right it isn't!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Court Jester (1955)?
a.
[
Mort believes Shooter is in his bathroom and attacks with a fireplace poker
]
Mort
: I killed a mirror.
Mort
: And my shower door.
b.
[
picking his weapon for the joust against Griswold
]
Hubert Hawkins
: I'll take one of those, one of those, ooh, a couple of those. [
he pauses and glances over at Griswold
]
Hubert Hawkins
: I'd better take them all.
c.
John Grimm
: [
walks through Genetics and sees internal organs on cages
] Looks like we missed the party.
d.
Ray Embrey
: People should love you. They really should, okay? And I want to deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. You're a superhero. Kids should be running up to you, asking for your autograph, people should be cheering you on the streets...
Hancock
: [
yelling to crowd of neighbors watching
] What the hell you pricks looking at?
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Court Jester (1955)?
a.
Cowboy
: Okay, what are we gonna do now?
Swan
: We're going back.
Vermin
: You mind tellin' me how? Fuckin' Coney Island must be 50 to 100 miles from here!
Swan
: It's the only choice we got.
Cochise
: Yeah, real simple. Except that every cop in this city is lookin' to bust our heads.
Swan
: We got somethin' else to think about then the cops.
Vermin
: Yeah, what?
Snow
: The truce. Is it still on?
Vermin
: If it ain't, we're gonna have to bop our way back!
Cowboy
: Shit, I wish we was packed.
b.
Hawkins
: [
on training to become a jester
] I'm proud to recall that at no time at all and with no other recourses but my own resources, with firm application and determination... I made a fool of myself!
c.
Ann
: If it was raining hundred dollar bills, you'd be out looking for a dime you lost someplace!
d.
Dr. John Watson
: What of Mary?
Palm Reader
: M for Mary. For marriage. Oh, you will be married!
Dr. John Watson
: [
nodding his head slowly
] Go on.
Palm Reader
: [
looking intensely at Watson's palm
] Oh, I see pattern tablecloth and... Oh, china figurines and... Ugh! Lace doilies!
Sherlock Holmes
: [
pretending to be deep in thought
] Mmm... Doilies!
Dr. John Watson
: Lace... doilies? Holmes! Does your depravity know no bounds?
Sherlock Holmes
: No!
Palm Reader
: [
continuing her prophecies about Mary
] Oh, then she turns fat and, ugh, she has a beard and...
Sherlock Holmes
: What of the warts?
Palm Reader
: Ah, she's covered in warts!
Dr. John Watson
: [
interrupting the palm reader
] Enough, enough!
Sherlock Holmes
: Are they extensive?
Dr. John Watson
: Please, enough!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Court Jester (1955)?
a.
Princess Gwendolyn
: Marry Griswold? Never!
King Roderick
: What was that?
Princess Gwendolyn
: He's a brute and a lout.
King Roderick
: Brute or not, lout or not, if it pleases me you will marry Griswold.
Princess Gwendolyn
: If it pleases you so much, you marry Griswold.
b.
Michael
: [
singing
] Oh, you really gotta figger, it's tough to be a nigger, but it's tougher to be a Jew.
Donald
: My God, Michael! You're a charming host!
Harold
: Michael doesn't have charm, Donald. He has counter-charm.
c.
Linguini
: Can I interest you in a dessert this evening?
Anton Ego
: Don't you always?
Linguini
: Which one would you like?
Anton Ego
: [
sees Remy through the window
] Suprise me!
d.
Shale
: I'd like to know what area of history you're studying.
Student
: The fuck you history!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Court Jester (1955)?
a.
Junior Smalls
: [
Millard throws a wine bottle at Willie, but Willie dodges. Millard giggles
] Listen to me, you little worm. You tell anybody about where we're hiding here this bust-head, you'll wake up to find a dead pooch on your porch. [
spits, puts his cigarette in his mouth and shows Willie his wallet
]
Junior Smalls
: See, I've been needing me a new billfold. [
takes his cigarette off his mouth
]
Junior Smalls
: I think one made out of genuine dog-hide would be right slick. [
Millard imitates a weak dog's moan to tease Willie
]
Junior Smalls
: Now you look like a smart kid. You move so much as one little pinkie before the sun comes up, you better start think good and hard about life without that mutt.
Millard
: Everybody needs a friend. [
laughs and continues teasing Willie
]
Junior Smalls
: [
laughs and gets up
] Come on. [
they walk outside the storeage
]
Junior Smalls
: Think I scared him enough?
Millard
: I think he peed his pants.
Junior Smalls
: Gonna have to change those shorts. [
Junior and Millard continue laughing
]
b.
Abraham
: We are the Hebrews. Righteous people - not very good at sports.
c.
King Roderick
: Take the witch out and burn her!
Princess Gwendolyn
: Harm one hair on her head and I throw myself from the highest turret!
King Roderick
: Gwendolyn, you go too far.
d.
Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes
: [
Sykes has just cornered Harcourt
] Hands Up! [
Harcourt raises his hands, producing a tube of ja-bru-kha
]
Det. Sgt. Matthew Sykes
: You make one move and you're history.
William Harcourt
: Not history... ETERNITY! [
consumes the ja-bru-kha
]
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Court Jester (1955)?
a.
[
in a music store
]
Wayne Campbell
: I know. I'll use the "May I help you?" riff. [
strums guitar
]
Clerk
: May I help you?
b.
Gray
: Such a simple thing; how another can change us so completely.
Ian Stone
: What are you talking about?
Gray
: [
referring to Jenny
] You have to protect her. She's the only chance you have.
c.
King Roderick
: Take that horse and put it back under that idiot!
d.
Valerie
: [
first lines
]
Valerie
: Bob! Bob, take it easy!
Dr. Bob Merrick
: Easy? Where's that get ya?
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Court Jester (1955)?
a.
Whitney
: She puts the "itch" in "bitch".
Courtney
: She puts the "whore" in "horrifying".
b.
Hawkins
: He's right. Rules of chivalry, you know.
King Roderick I
: Rules of chivalry be hanged! And so will you!
Hawkins
: [
referring to Gwendolyn
] She'll jump.
c.
[
reciting some rules of etiquette to Ralph on videotape
]
Phipps
: When in public, a royal personage must refrain from chewing gum, using profanity, picking his nose, scratching his p... p... p... p... private parts and staring down the bust lines of visiting female dignitaries.
Ralph Jones
: What the hell! That's everything!
d.
[
Dink compares the swanky home to his own
]
Dink Purcell
: The Champ and I ain't fixed up swell as this, but our joint's more lively.
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