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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Comebacks (2007) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Comebacks (2007)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Comebacks (2007).

About the movie: A comedy that spoofs the inspirational sports movies, The Comebacks tells the story of an out-of-luck coach, Lambeau Fields, who takes a rag-tag bunch of college misfits and drives them towards the football championships. In the process, this life-long loser discovers that he is a winner after all by redeeming himself...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Comebacks (2007)?
a.		Flora: Good gracious! Who left the mop running? Merryweather: Stop, mop!
b.		Rodney: Rocco Klein... Rocco Klein, you know, I've always wanted to ask you... you Italian, you a jew? I mean, what are you? You can't make up your mind? Det. Rocco Klein: Me? Rodney: Yeah, you. Det. Rocco Klein: I'm from the lost black tribe of Israel, the Yos.
c.		Michelle Fields: I was out catching some waves. Lance Truman: In the middle of Texas? Michelle Fields: I told you I'm hardcore.
d.		Kevin's Father: Marriage is a cooperative... you suffer together: I want you to hurt like I do.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Comebacks (2007)?
a.		The Detective: I thought I knew avant garde. The Critic: I thought I knew avant garde. The Detective: I know Avant Johnson. The Critic: You know Avant Johnson? I used to shave his grandmother.
b.		Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Yeah, this is great. Middle of Podunk, nowhere. How am I gonna find an All-American quarterback? God: If you build it, he will come. If you build it, he will come... Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Who will come? God: Your father. Your dead father. Lambeau "Coach" Fields: My father's not dead. I just spoke with him this morning. God: You got to be shittin' me. Is this 314 Bentley road? Lambeau "Coach" Fields: No this is 314 Bentley drive. God: That damn Google Maps. Anyway, the quarterback you're looking for is on the baseball field.
c.		Riddick: Back to the ship, huh? Just huddled together, until the lights burn out? 'Til you can't see what's eating you? Is that the big plan?
d.		Julius Caesar: [after the execution of Pothinus] Return Apollodorus's dagger to him, but clean it first. It has Pothinus all over it.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Comebacks (2007)?
a.		Vince: Hey coach. Name is Vince. I'm just a bartender from Philly whose only dream is to play ball. It's all I got left after I lost my job teaching, and my wife left me. Like my alcoholic father used to say before he passed on, "A man can only take so much failure!" I'll give you everything I got. What do you say coach? Lambeau "Coach" Fields: I say you can add "Did not make the football team" to your list of woes.
b.		Robert Earlton: Ruth is not the type of hysterical woman that's given to nightmares.
c.		Joyce Conover: You're a blind, stupid, selfish, contemptible, tinhorn crook.
d.		Col. Janeway: Mr. O'Hirons! Mr. O'Hirons! Regulations stipulate $10 a month additional for command functions. When we reach the Paradise, notify the paymaster that Captain MacClaw has commanded with distinction. The government owes him $3.30.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Comebacks (2007)?
a.		Trotter: [Buddy Boy is blocking Trottter's locker] Out of my way, fat ass. You finally decide to block something and it's my locker? Buddy Boy: I was just gonna drop off an invitation to my birthday party. FYI, there's going to be a petting zoo. [whimpers] Lance Truman: Nice. Score one for Trotter, which is one more than he had yesterday. [throws ball at Trotter, who catches it as team oooohhhs] Trotter: Look, man, why don't you pretend this thing is a football, and just drop it? [team ooohhhs louder] Lance Truman: Why don't you act like a barbell and get benched? [team cheers] Trotter: Why don't you pretend this whole thing is a basket full of groceries and get sacked? [team yells] Buddy Boy: Hey, hey! Why don't you act like my parents, go upstairs and have some makeup sex? [team look at each other, confused] Buddy Boy: [big fight occurs] [coach walks in] Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Hey! Knock it off! Knock it off! [Randy winces in pain as Coach repeatedly slams his head into a locker and then kicks him in the ribs] Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Now, you listen to me. This is a team. And the only way we're going to win is when you start acting like one. And you can sure as hell bet that no one is leaving this locker room until you understand what being a team is all about. [walks out slamming door]
b.		Albert Burroughs: My mother taught me how to fish... the fishes taught me how to catch them.
c.		Clayton: [Draws a crude gorilla on Jane's chalkboard and points to it with the chalk] Gorilla. Tarzan: [Takes the chalk and examines it] Gor-illa. Professor Porter: [Excited] Oh! Oh! He's got it! Tarzan: Gor-illa! [Proceeds to scribble wildly on the chalkboard] Tarzan: Gorrrrr-illllla! Professor Porter: Oh, perhaps not...
d.		Bernie Focker: [to Roz, on a three-way call with Greg] Why can't you support my dreams the way I've always supported yours? When you wanted to try new sex positions for your research, I was your guinea pig! Roz Focker: You volunteered! Bernie Focker: I pulled my hamstring doing a reverse cowgirl! Roz Focker: That's because you did it backwards. Bernie Focker: I never went soft on you. Roz Focker: Bernie, do you hear how you're upsetting your son? Bernie Focker: Let me talk. Listen, will you?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Comebacks (2007)?
a.		Franklin: [a jelly filled danish got rubbed on his shirt] Great! Raspberry glaze! Old Lady: Soak it in cold water. Franklin: Thank you very much, ma'am, and by the way, someone your age should be a little more careful with a hand gun. Old Lady: Bite me.
b.		Michelle Fields: I want to have what you and mom have. Lambeau "Coach" Fields: Herpes?
c.		Carlos: Spencer, you're such a high-o!
d.		Sergeant: Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head! Hamm: Way to go, Ida-ho! Mr. Potato Head: Gee, I'd better shave! [pulls off his moustache]

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Comebacks (2007)?
a.		Forney Hull: Do you love me? Novalee Nation: You are the best friend I've ever had. Forney Hull: Just answer me. Novalee Nation: You delivered my baby. Forney Hull: Do you love me? Novalee Nation: No. No, Forney, I don't love you. Not that way.
b.		Mable 'Madea' Simmons: I told you, you don't know how to lie. What kinda lawyer don't know how to lie? Lie and lawyer go together lie-awyer... lie-awyer!
c.		Matthias: You are discarded. You are the refuse of the past. Neville: You are full of crap!
d.		Titans Coach: Crack is whack and white don't cover black!