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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Beer League (2006) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Beer League (2006) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Beer League (2006).
About the movie:
An unemployed slacker (Lange) inspires his softball teammates to improve their game so they won't get kicked out of the local league.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Beer League (2006)?
a.
Kenny Crandell
: Um... what should we do with her body?
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell
: Call an ambulance, call the cops, I don't know. Well... I mean they're gonna come and get her and they're gonna ask us a lotta questions...
Kenny Crandell
: They'll probably blame us.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell
: [
scared of the thought
] They'll definitely call Mom!
Melissa Crandell
: SHE'LL blame us.
Kenny Crandell
: Yeah, she'll hop the next flight home and then be in our faces... yelling at us for ruining her vacation.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell
: I don't want Mom to come home.
Zach Crandell
: I don't either.
Melissa Crandell
: No way.
Walter Crandell
: Me too.
b.
Maz
: Alright, Dirt. Just throw it in there, baby. Come on!
Artie DeVanzo
: [
punches glove
] Whatta you say now Dirt, you character.
c.
Eddie
: Who am I dude? [
holds tie up, imitates a lude act
]
Eddie
: I'm David Carradine!
Eddie
: If we bring Murphy in here, he'll see everything. He'll see the big board... he'll see his tree.
d.
John Koestler
: I found evidence of a series of super-flares from a star in the outer-Pleiades's region.
Phil Bergman
: Right. Ratings were off the chart.
John Koestler
: We were both wrong. The numbers are a warning, but not just to me or any random group. They're a warning to everyone.
Phil Bergman
: Okay. You're officially scaring the shit out of me right now.
John Koestler
: The super-flare, in our own solar system. A 100 microtesla wave of radiation that would destroy our ozone layer, killing every living organism on the planet.
Phil Bergman
: We have to let everyone know. We have to call the NOAA.
John Koestler
: They already know. The announcement will come anytime now. I thought there was some purpose to all this. Why did I get this prediction if there's nothing I can do about it? How am I supposed to stop the end of the world?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Beer League (2006)?
a.
Det. Romero
: So you were hired to tail this guy and you just left.
Bubba Mabry
: Well, I had to change my shirt.
Det. Romero
: Blood stains?
Bubba Mabry
: [
shakes his head
] Cheese.
b.
Detective Cameron
: What is this? A homicide, or a bad B-movie?
c.
Chon Wang
: I look like a fool.
Roy
: What? You're a Maharajah! That's Indian royalty!
Chon Wang
: But I'm Chinese.
Roy
: It's the same thing.
d.
Artie DeVanzo
: Come on let's get this guy! Let's get this punk! He's nothin'! He's a loser! He's an asshole! A cock sucker! He's a total piece a shit!
Dennis Mangenelli
: You shut up fatso!
Artie DeVanzo
: Hey, watch the name-calling!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Beer League (2006)?
a.
Pike Bishop
: I'd like to make one good score and back off...
Dutch Engstrom
: Back off to what?
b.
Bill Reimers
: [
looking in the refrigerator
] I don't believe this. They ate all the food and left dog turds in the fridge.
Chris Lecce
: Don't worry. I'll go to the supermarket. What do you want?
Bill Reimers
: Truth and justice.
Chris Lecce
: Anything else?
Bill Reimers
: Doughnuts.
Chris Lecce
: Why not? We *are* cops.
c.
Ethel Whitehead
: Don't talk to me about self-respect. That's something you tell yourself you got when you got nothing else.
d.
Dennis Mangenelli
: Hey, DaVanzo
Artie DeVanzo
: If you're gonna ask if you can suck my left nut, the answer's maybe.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Beer League (2006)?
a.
Severen
: Hey, Jesse, remember that fire we started in Chicago?
b.
Cain
: Do you think it was me that beat you? It wasn't. It was this.
c.
Emmett
: I swear he does that just to piss me off!
Dalton
: Who does?
Emmett
: Brad Wesley!
d.
Dirt
: Don't eyeball me tough guy! When I was in the joint, I fucked guys bigger than you!
Artie DeVanzo
: What the hell are we waiting for-hey did Dirt just say he use to fuck guys?
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Beer League (2006)?
a.
Bradford Harris
: [
annoyed
] Visitors are supposed to be announced first!
Charlie Chan
: [
sarcastically
] Sorry, police do not read Emily Post.
b.
Jackie-O
: Sorry about that, by the way, I didn't mean to maim you. I only meant to kill you.
Marty
: These things happen.
c.
Officer Linstrom
: [
after Simon throws his cell phone at Degepse's head
] Think he's trying to communicate with us, sir?
d.
Artie DeVanzo
: Ohh! Alright, listen up. Anybody that doesn't do a pregame shot with me is a fuckin' pussy.
Dennis Mangenelli
: Jerk off!
Artie DeVanzo
: Hey, did this jerk off just call me a jerk off?
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Beer League (2006)?
a.
Louie Kritski
: GOSH, LIFE STINKS!
Tenant
: And then you die!
Louie Kritski
: I'm doubling your rent, meathead!
Tenant
: Good. That makes two bad checks I have to write!
b.
Johnny Trinno
: [
speaking in an announcer-type voice
] Now coming to bat is Artie DeVanzo. Last season was a fine one for DeVanzo, we all know that. He batted 420 with 45 RBIs. He enters today's game with a Blood Alcohol Content of .16. If you kids scoring at home, that is an impressive *twice* the legal limit.
c.
June Ramsey
: Are you a Gypsy?
Antonio Camaradino
: No, I'm a Catholic.
d.
Julie Kim
: What's wrong?
Felix Canavan
: Just a touch of existential malaise courtesy of late capitalism. You know, the usual.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Beer League (2006)?
a.
Bartender
: All right! All right! But only on one condition! Everybody pays cash!
b.
Spike
: It isn't even dented! Oh shit! What are we going to do now?
c.
Lorraine
: Give me the PIN numbers and I'll let your sister outta the fridge.
d.
Maz
: [
responding to Artie about un-inviting Mangenelli to the wedding
] He's Gina's cousin, he's going to be there, and don't start any trouble.
Artie DeVanzo
: Hey, I'm not one to start trouble.
Johnny Trinno
: Oh my God you fat fuckin' liar.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Beer League (2006)?
a.
Dr. A.B. Krankheit
: You must remember that scientifically speaking the only difference between life and death is that death lasts a lot longer.
b.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
: You know, you're, you're much scarier in real life than you are in the movie.
Bela Lugosi
: Thank you.
c.
Lynn Belvedere
: Intoxication is a form of escape often sought by the mentally immature.
d.
Artie DeVanzo
: If you put a construction hat on that order, it could be one of the village people.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Beer League (2006)?
a.
Gordon Harris
: Dani stabbed him in the stomach with one of her mother's sculpting chisels. He lived about three minutes. Painfully.
b.
Ripley
: These people are here to protect you. They're soldiers.
Newt
: It won't make any difference.
c.
[
practicing for her interview
]
Roxie
: [
Southern accent
] I was born on a beautiful southern convent.
Matron Mama Morton
: What?
Roxie
: [
Normal voice
] Oh, holy shit! Oh, I'm never gonna get this straight.
d.
Alfonse
: Check it out, my new italiano mit.
Maz
: That's cool, Alfonse.
Johnny Trinno
: How much of a guido could you possibly be?
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Beer League (2006)?
a.
Harold Blount
: His study?
Anthony Draco
: Yes, the judge studies women
Anthony Draco
: It's a Randolph family tradition
Anthony Draco
: High standards in low wenches
b.
Johnny Trinno
: [
giving the toast at Maz's wedding
] So to recap, throughout it all, there's been a lot of laughter, and a few tears. But in the end the clouds parted, and the good Lord himself decided it was meant to be. And that's how I finished the regular season batting .706.
c.
Miss Beryl
: Do you still bet on that horse race of yours?
Sully
: What, the trifecta?
Miss Beryl
: Yes. Has it ever come in?
Sully
: Not yet.
Miss Beryl
: But you still bet on it.
Sully
: Well, sure. I mean, the odds have gotta kick in sooner or later.
Miss Beryl
: Fine. That's exactly the way I feel about you.
d.
Sala
: The Phantom helped Diana to escape. I think he's in love with her.
Xander Drax
: Oh really? This is getting more interesting by the minute. Why do you say that?
Sala
: Because he could have had me... but he picked her. That could only be love.
Xander Drax
: Or simply bad judgment.
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