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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986).
About the movie:
Based on elements from the stories of Mark Twain, this feature-length Claymation fantasy follows the adventures of Tom Sawyer...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)?
a.
Courtney
: First, we're gonna stuff her pretty face with pancakes, then tie her to the flagpole in her bra and undies and watch the humiliation begin.
Marcie
: She is gonna die!
b.
Craig
: You know what the addict's least favorite word is? No. Ask me if you can use my phone Daryl.
c.
Lee
: Ah! Beach Boys!
Carter
: Oh, hell no! You didn't just touch my goddamn radio!
Lee
: The Beach Boys are great American music.
Carter
: The Beach Boys gonna get you a great ass whuppin'. Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man!
d.
Mark Twain
: Let me see, there are a number of things I want to say to you before I go. [
Clears throat
]
Mark Twain
: Always obey your parents.
Mark Twain
: [
Dark side
] ... when they are present.
Mark Twain
: Be respectful of your superiors.
Mark Twain
: [
Dark side
] ... if you have any.
Mark Twain
: Rise early, for it is the early bird that catches the worm.
Mark Twain
: [
Dark side
] I once knew a man who tried it. Got up at sunrise. Horse bit him.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)?
a.
Axel Blackmar
: I never thought it could happen, but love hit me like an elephant and I was thrown into a jungle of dreams.
b.
Adam
: Abel is a good boy, but if Cain had stayed a bear, it would have improved him.
c.
Major Charles Rane
: I'd like to thank you too for wearing my bracelet all that time. I really appreciate that.
Linda Forchet
: It's the very least I could do. I'd like to do more.
d.
Isaac Davis
: I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)?
a.
Bob
: They're gonna shoot at us, aren't they?
Nick
: Probably, Bob. It's what they brought the guns for.
b.
Charles Morse
: We're all put to the test... but it never comes in the form or at the point we would prefer, does it?
c.
Al D'Andrea
: You okay?
Frank Horrigan
: No, I'm not okay. I'm sick, I'm tired, and I'm armed too, so be careful.
Al D'Andrea
: You're also maybe a genius.
Frank Horrigan
: Huh - not to be recognized in this lifetime.
d.
Mark Twain
: It's time.
Mark Twain
: [
Dark side
] I'm still considering whether to go. I haven't seen an atom of truth that there is a future life.
Mark Twain
: Yet I am strongly inclined to expect one. Anyway, don't be such a sissy in the face of a real adventure.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)?
a.
George Staub
: Do you know who I am, Adam?
Alan Parker
: You're a ghost...
George Staub
: BOO!
b.
Genie
: [
as tailor
] First, that fez-and-vest combo is much too third-century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Let's work with me here. [
after taking measurements, turns Aladdin's rags into fine clothes
]
Genie
: Ooh, I like it! Muy macho!
c.
Mark Twain
: The human race, in all its poverty, has only one truly effective weapon: laughter. Against the assault of laughter - ha-ha-ha-ha! - nothing can stand.
d.
Joi Landis
: They're practically sub-human, except that they still live like animals!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)?
a.
Curt Duncan
: [
whispering, to Jill
] You can't see me, but I had to come back. Don't you know why?
b.
Fletcher
: Weight, 105. Yeah, in your bra!
Dana
: Your Honor, I object!
Fletcher
: You would!
Dana
: BASTARD!
Fletcher
: HAG!
Judge Stevens
: QUIET! Overruled!
c.
Mark Twain
: There's no sadder sight than a young pessimist. Except an old optimist.
d.
Josh Lambert
: Who is she?
Elise Reiner
: A parasite. She befriended your astral body and lured you into the Further just as Dalton has been.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)?
a.
Ben Weatherstaff
: But aren't your legs all crooked?
Colin
: Who says my legs are crooked?
Mary
: Nobody says that.
b.
Mark Twain
: Stormfield's a man of faith. Means he is willing to believe what he knows ain't so.
c.
Shrek
: Aww, look at him, in his wee lil' boots! I mean, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly?
d.
Captain Phil Heinemann
: You let me down, Mike. You're making me look bad. I thought we had an understanding. I put my ass on the line to get you here, and all I expect is a little cooperation! Now you were told that this was a federal matter, yet you disobeyed a direct order to stay out of the building.
Lieutenant Mike Harrigan
: Don't let this get out, Phil, but it's a fuckin' war down here.
Captain Phil Heinemann
: You're a soldier, and you take orders. Now don't push it.
Lieutenant Mike Harrigan
: We're fighting for our lives down there, and you're downtown pushin' pencils and kissing ass! I don't roll over for anybody, especially for the feds, without a goddamn good explanation!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)?
a.
August 'Augie' Poole
: Are you out for a world record? Can't you pass up one dame?
Dick Pepper
: I have never yet gone after a woman unless she sent out a certain signal, like radar.
August 'Augie' Poole
: [
Glumly
] I didn't notice any signal.
Dick Pepper
: Your extrasensory perceptions have been dulled by years of disuse. She lit up like that sign over Madison Square Garden: "Wrestling Tonight"!
b.
Howard Hughes
: [
pensively weighing options
] I could do that.
TWA Executive
: Do what?
Howard Hughes
: Buy it.
TWA Executive
: You wanna *buy* the airline?
Howard Hughes
: Well why not? We don't want a bunch of pencil-pushers gettin' in the way of us makin' our plane now do we?
TWA Executive
: No...
Howard Hughes
: [
walking away
] You call Noel Dietrich. You tell him to start buying!
TWA Executive
: [
yelling after him in shock
] Hang on Howard! You sure you don't want to stop and think about this for a second?
Howard Hughes
: Nope! I've got a tiger by the tail here and I'm not about to let go!
c.
Tom Sawyer
: Supposing we do die? Is there really a heaven or a hell?
Mark Twain
: Oh, I don't know about that. I don't wish to express an opinion. You see, I have friends in both places.
d.
Businessman on Plane
: Excuse me, but aren't you Peter Sellers?
Peter Sellers
: Not today.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)?
a.
Eve
: What is that?
Adam
: It's a... valentine.
Eve
: Valentine? Where did you get that word?
Adam
: It... looks like a valentine.
Eve
: It's a good word, and bears repeating.
b.
Sister Mary Clarence
: [
singing
] Ain't no mountain high enough.
c.
Allen Gamble
: [
In gator voice
] Give me back my gun you punk ass bitch.
d.
Sera
: Included with the rent 'round here is a complimentary blow-job.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)?
a.
Mark Twain
: Don't worry. Providence protects children, and idiots. I know it's true. I've tested it.
b.
James Carter
: What was that? Did you just pick up another case? Did we just take another damn case on my vacation?
c.
Jack Sparrow
: Ta Da Da Dam, Da Da Da Dam.
d.
[
on the phone
]
Marty McFly
: You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week.
Dr. Emmett Brown
: My equipment. That reminds me, Marty. You better not hook up to the amplifier. There's a slight possibility of overload.
Marty McFly
: Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)?
a.
Olivia
: Samantha, put the clothes in the dryer and bury Jelly.
b.
Eve
: It looks like a man. I have never seen a man before, but it looks like one. I think it's the most unusual of the reptiles. It has frizzy hair, no hips, and tapers like a carrot, so it must be a reptile, although it could also be architecture.
c.
Admiral Seasholtz
: Okay. Hilarious, everyone. Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. Congratulations, gentleman, but I would like to see your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right?
Windows
: Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind.
Admiral Seasholtz
: Uh, Darth Vader has asthma, so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease, 'cause I'm drawing a blank.
Linus
: Name me one Star Wars character who's gay.
Hutch
: Beside's you.
Admiral Seasholtz
: Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that?
Linus
: Captain Picard.
Admiral Seasholtz
: Okay. Captain Picard is not gay. He's British.
Windows
: [
in a swishy voice
] Come on. "Make it so!"
d.
Hawk
: [
waiting to bust Jam out of St. Bernards
] Come on, man. This is such a lousy view. How the hell are we ever supposed to know when he's lit?
Trip
: It usually takes ten minutes to a half an hour. All depends, you know? [
loud laughing
]
Trip
: He's LIT!
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