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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Ted & Venus (1991) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Ted & Venus (1991) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Ted & Venus (1991).
About the movie:
Ted Whitley (Bud Cort) is a poet who is stalking the woman of his dreams, Linda Turner (Kim Adams). She was volunteering at a community resource project when he came in to find out about low cost housing.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ted & Venus (1991)?
a.
Lil Blair
: [
at Lil's apartment at the Wellington Manor. "Frivolous Sal" is playing in the background
] Danbury. That's where they make hats, ain't it?
Mae
: Yeah, I'da gone there, only I got a hat.
Lil Blair
: I been there once. Great town. They don't bury their dead - just let 'em walk around.
Mae
: Sounds like just the place for me.
Lil Blair
: How ya fixed for money, kid?
Mae
: Who me? Oh, I'm OK. Say, money's the last thing I think about.
Lil Blair
: Yeah, every night before falling asleep. C'mere, babe. You can't kid this old-timer; you're moving right in here with me.
Mae
: I wish I could, Lil, but I can't take a chance. I gotta lay low for awhile. Runnin' into that dick wouldn't be too healthy for me. And in a joint like this? Oh!
Lil Blair
: Put that record on again, willya Mae? Gee, that song does somthin' to me; kinda gives me a funny little pain.
Mae
: [
sardonically
] Where?
Lil Blair
: What's eatin' ya kid?
Mae
: Me? Nothing. I got no kick comin'. I got a beautiful home on Long Island, four or five Rolls Royces... and a big stiff pain in the neck.
Lil Blair
: Listen, you're lettin' this get under your skin. I wanna tell you somethin': hangin' around me ain't gonna do ya any good. Why don't you get out? You're young and pretty...
Mae
: Did you ever try it? You've been around a long time.
Lil Blair
: Since I was seventeen.
Mae
: You did your Christmas shopping early.
Lil Blair
: Mmmm. I found out there wasn't any Santy Claus, too. Oh, I coulda got out of it once, but I had a rotten break: I fell in love. Don't ever let that happen to you, Mae. Get out while you can.
Mae
: [
wistful
] Yeah. Try and get out. Once you're in, you're in. It's like hopping out of a window; when you jump, you just naturally gotta keep going.
b.
Mrs. Turner
: If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I'll have both of your legs broken and your tongue removed with an ice-pick. Do I make myself clear?
c.
Little Coop
: You know Reemer, someday I'm going to be a big sports star. [
cut to present day
]
Joseph R. Cooper
: You know Reemer, someday I'm going to own a big sports bar.
d.
Walker
: it's perverse, isn't it? people spend years developing their minds and educating themselves, but in the end, they just want to shut them off.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ted & Venus (1991)?
a.
Ted Whitley
: I want a tube-top Venus who undulates my soul... and my shorts. I want a virgin whore who speaks perfect Chinese, and kisses French fluidly. I want a stainless steel boudoir with a velvety throne. I want a golden parakeet to shit on her soul. I want to loofah the pain and hurt from her ivory shoulder blades. I want a woman who's not afraid of making a right turn in a left lane. I want a pizza with all the trimmings. A steak tartar; hold the onions. Velvety images shrink with the rain. I want a drip-dry cunt that can take it again and again and again and again. I want a mast-head with breasts who screams out 'PIERCE ME! STEAL ME!'. Graveyards retch with the stink of one trillion broken hearts. Nobody gets out of here alive. I'll break your neck before you castrate me! Take this and scream out 'PIERCE ME! STEAL ME! SEIZE ME WITH YOUR WHITE HARD STEEL!'.
b.
Ricardi
: I'll be getting out of here soon, and when I do I'll be an educated man. I've spent six years here in 'Stonewall College.' That's my alma mater.
c.
Mama Ragetti
: We could have retired in Hawaii.
Grandpa Gustafson
: I have been to Hawaii.
Mama Ragetti
: Oh yeah? Which island?
Grandpa Gustafson
: Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya.
Mama Ragetti
: I find you disgusting.
Grandpa Gustafson
: Well, just as long as you find me.
d.
Dr. Tanga
: We don't travel through time, but around it. Do you understand?
Pvt. Penn
: I don't, but maybe he does. [
pointing to Pvt. Philbrick
]
Pvt. Penn
: He has a warped mind.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ted & Venus (1991)?
a.
Son
: [
about Nicky
] Who's that man, Mommy?
Mom
: I dunno, but he sure is butt-ugly.
b.
Herb
: What does he mean your body is a perfect alphabet? That doesn't even make sense. Is this guy loony tunes or what?
c.
Lampy
: Are you sure this is the right way?
The Radio
: I'm as sure as I am honest.
Lampy
: In that case, we're definitely lost.
d.
Desmond
: [
Truck grabs a valuable statue of Desmond's
] Easy! That thing cost me a lot of zuzu's, you dig?
Truck Turner
: This ain't my year. Here's a pimp, patio full of whores.. I'm the one getting fucked... nah! [
smashes the statue
]
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ted & Venus (1991)?
a.
[
Preparing Senator Kelly for the mutation machine
]
Senator Kelly
: What are you going to do?
Magneto
: Let's just say God works too slow.
b.
Mrs. Beakley
: If there's one thing I hate more than elephants in the house, it's rats!
c.
Oliver Hardy
: [
to Stan
] It's better to spend one night with a corpse than 60 days with the cops.
d.
Ted Whitley
: Excuse my appearance, I arrive by the last thunderbolt; a trifle singed as I came through the ether. My eyes are full of stardust.
Linda Turner
: What do you want, asshole?
Ted Whitley
: I want you to go out with me.
Linda Turner
: Where do you fucking get off? Get out of here!
Ted Whitley
: Will you go out with me?
Linda Turner
: No! I will not go out with you!
Ted Whitley
: [
places a chainsaw on the table
] I'm going to ask you one more time and, if the answer is no again, I'm gonna start this thing and begin cutting my fingers off.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Ted & Venus (1991)?
a.
Grace
: Wanna know what I'd do? I'd break his balls. What you do is... you get yourself a sock, put a couple of plums in it, tie it to a doorknob, and you practice reaching out, grabbing 'em and pulling down on his balls until they pop.
b.
Lizzie Buscana
: Why don't you get off your high-horse and stop being such a know-all poet?
c.
Queen
: You've got a lot of spunk kid, but no one's gonna help a bunch of ants.
d.
Jake Sully
: I became a Marine for the hardship. Told myself that I can pass any test a man can pass. All I ever wanted was a single thing worth fighting for.
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