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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Stealing Harvard (2002) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Stealing Harvard (2002) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Stealing Harvard (2002).
About the movie:
A middle-class man turns to a life of crime in order to finance his niece's first year at Harvard University.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stealing Harvard (2002)?
a.
Mr. Warner
: Have you slept with my daughter?
John
: Mr. Warner, I have never slept with Elaine.
Mr. Warner
: Good! Godammit, that's good! Because if you had, John, I was gonna kick your balls up into your head and let them rattle around in your skull like dice in a Yahtzee cup. Have a good one!
b.
Zoë
: [
after breaking into a practically empty bank safe
]
Zoë
: At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.
c.
Brandon
: Nobody commits a murder just for the experiment of committing it. Nobody except us.
d.
Summer Falls
: [
to Mary
] Panty stain!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stealing Harvard (2002)?
a.
Col. Strelnikov
: [
he lectures the Russo-Cuban Army about what must be done regarding the Wolverines
] From this moment on... There will be no further reprisals against civilians. This was stupid. Impotence. Comrades... If a fox stole your chickens... Would you slaughter your pig because he saw the fox? No. You would hunt the fox... You would find where it lives and destroy it! And how do we do this? Become a fox.
b.
[
first lines
]
Ricky Martin
: Mom, will you still be a science teacher when I get into high school?
Jessica Martin
: Hmm... You never know. Why?
Ricky Martin
: 'Cause I think it'd be kind of weird to have your mom as a teacher.
c.
Mr. Warner
: This guy is a lump.
d.
Reinhardt
: Hey, uh, me and the gang were wondering... [
whispers something with his hand covering his mouth
]
Blade
: What was that? [
Reinhardt removes his hand and leans in
]
Reinhardt
: Can you blush?
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stealing Harvard (2002)?
a.
Duff
: I'm not liquid... I'm not... liquid.
b.
Helvetica Black
: How'd you like your braces up your nose? [
Toe smiles. No braces on his teeth
]
Helvetica Black
: Your braces! Where are they?
Toe Thompson
: Up my nose.
c.
Sutler
: What we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country. This message must be read in every newspaper, heard on every radio, seen on every television... I want *everyone* to *remember*, why they *need* us!
d.
C.W.
: If you've got a cold, someone's got to rub your chest down with Vick's.
Jill
: If anyone rubs my chest down they'd better bring a ring.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stealing Harvard (2002)?
a.
Maj. Duncan Heyward
: I thought all our colonial scouts were in the militia. The militia is fighting the French in the north.
Hawkeye
: I ain't your scout. And we sure ain't no damn militia.
b.
Martin
: [
Trying to find his bearings
] Mushroooms! What side do mushrooms grow on?
c.
Bart
: Checkmate.
Jim
: What?
Bart
: Checkmate.
Jim
: Why, you devious son of a bitch. [
picking up his whiskey bottle
]
Jim
: Happy days.
d.
John
: Dave! John Plummer. Remember? You used to call me "asshole"?
David Loach
: I call everybody "asshole."
John
: Yes, but I believe I was the first. We were five, maybe six at the time?
David Loach
: Congratulations, asshole. Now get to the point.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stealing Harvard (2002)?
a.
Lois Harlan
: I'm simply curious, you just keep propositioning people until somebody says yes?
b.
Rashad
: Morning ma.
Niema
: Morning. Job hunting must've been good. So good you stayed out all night.
Rashad
: You can say that.
Niema
: Uh-uh. What you doing? You have job hunting in two hours.
Rashad
: C'mon mom. It's Saturday.
Niema
: So? Until you find a job, your job is to find a job.
c.
[
sobbing and thinking about the babysitter
]
Debbie
: She is such a prissy little high school cu... cunt!
d.
Duff
: All right American beef cattle, just stay calm, and you'll all get to go home to your precious TV dinners!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stealing Harvard (2002)?
a.
Arnie
: A little flirtation is harmless but you're dealing with fire here. The fidelity bank and trust is a tough creditor. You make a deposit somewhere else, they close your account - FOREVER.
b.
Tommy Como
: [
after Janiro fight
] He ain't pretty no more.
c.
Mr. Warner
: I'm gonna give you a few seconds of immunity here. Now, if you have slept with her, you tell me here, you tell me now, and we'll let it go... have you slept with my daughter?
John
: Mr. Warner... I have never slept with Elaine
Mr. Warner
: Good! Goddammit that's good! Because if you had John, I was gonna kick your balls up into your head and let 'em rattle around in your skull like dice in a Yahtzi cup. Have a good one!
d.
Grandma Florence Norris
: Richie, I think these guys are very sick.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stealing Harvard (2002)?
a.
Louise
: Should've gone to the police in the beginning, why didn't I?
Thelma
: You said why before.
Louise
: What'd I say?
Thelma
: That nobody would believe us. You know that jerk was really hurting me, and if you hadn't come along when you had he would've hurt me even worse. And probably nothing would've been done with him because I was dancing with him all night and everybody saw it and they'd figure I had it coming. My life would've been ruined a whole lot more than it is now, now I'm having fun. I'll tell you something else, I'm not the least bit sorry that creep is dead, I'm just sorry it was you who did it and not me.
b.
Mrs. Peenman
: [
banging on his door
] Ipkiss, turn down those cartoons!
Stanley Ipkiss
: All right, Mrs. PeenMAN!
c.
Eleanor Lance
: God! God! Whose hand was I holding?
d.
John
: Elaine never liked my sister Patty. Maybe it was because Patty was a free spirit. I say free spirit because I'm uncomfortable calling my own sister... sexually indescriminate trailer trash.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stealing Harvard (2002)?
a.
[
Lisa produces a gun
]
Donny
: Holy shit, what the fuck is that for?
Lisa
: To kill Bobby Kent, don't you remember?
Donny
: Oh, yeah.
b.
Samantha
: Then where am I sleeping?
Mike Baker
: Sofa City, Sweetheart!
c.
Dupree
: [
during his job interview
] I'm a people person, very personable. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?
Interviewer
: We work.
Dupree
: Really? The guy discovered the new world. I'm afraid to even ask about Victory Over Japan Day.
d.
[
after Duff has been humped by a dog
]
Duff
: It's a good thing your here officers, because a crime has just been committed.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stealing Harvard (2002)?
a.
Pete Marshall
: On horse flies is / In comb bees is / On chest knob is / In knob keys is [
singsong child's chant that solves the mystery
]
b.
Duff
: Elaine... I like her. I like her a lot, John. But she's a bitch! She's a dirty, dumb bitch.
c.
Professor Henry Jones
: You say this has been just another typical day for you huh?
Indiana Jones
: NO. It's been better than most.
d.
Tilman Gandy Jr.
: Rev. Tilman Gandy Jr. You say you want go to hell because that where your friends are. Well, look where it got them.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stealing Harvard (2002)?
a.
Goldie
: Love may be blind, but I'm here to tell you that lust is blind *and* deaf. And dumb... really dumb!
b.
David Loach
: Why is anybody talking?
c.
[
they're in the basket trying to figure out how to get it pulled up to the mountaintop - a rock falls on his head
]
His Niece
: Did it hurt you, uncle?
The Great Man
: No... how could a rock dropping from a thousand feet hurt your head?
d.
Helene Hanff
: [
typing
] WHAT KIND OF A BLACK PROTESTANT BIBLE IS THIS! Kindly inform the Church of England they have loused up the most beautiful prose even written. Who ever taught Dr. Tindall the Vulgate Latin. They'll burn for it, mark my words. It's nothing to me, I'm Jewish myself, but I have a Catholic sister-in-law, a Methodist sister-in-law, a whole raft of Presbyterian cousins, through my late Uncle Abraham who was converted, and an aunt who's a Christian Science healer. And I'd like to think none of them would countenance an Anglican Latin Bible if they knew it existed. As it happens, they don't know Latin existed.
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