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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Stan Helsing (2009) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Stan Helsing (2009) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Stan Helsing (2009).
About the movie:
It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend ...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stan Helsing (2009)?
a.
Mrs. Marshall
: [
Mary picks up an evening dress in a dress shop
] You like this one, don't you, Mary?
Mary Marshall
: It's lovely.
Mrs. Marshall
: Then you're going to have it.
Mary Marshall
: Oh, no. Uh-uh.
Mrs. Marshall
: Now, you listen to me, Mary. You can't wear the same clothes day after day, your soldier boy's going to get tired of them.
Mary Marshall
: Well, I've been fooling him well enough so far. I've been wearing one blouse after another. I don't need a dress, dear.
Mrs. Marshall
: Now, Zach's made a big thing of inviting us all to this New Year's Eve party. You can't wear a suit.
Mary Marshall
: Uh-uh. I'll manage.
Mrs. Marshall
: Henry and I have talked it over. We want you to have a dress. [
Mary shakes her head
]
Mrs. Marshall
: Oh, Henry will be so disappointed if you don't accept it.
Mary Marshall
: Darling, I'll only be able to wear it once. It'll be out of style in three years.
Mrs. Marshall
: Then we'll burn it. Miss?
Saleslady
: Yes?
Mrs. Marshall
: My niece would like to try on this dress.
Saleslady
: Oh, it'll be fine on you.
Mrs. Marshall
: Go on, dear. Try it on.
Mary Marshall
: Well, all right. I'll try it on.
b.
The Earl of Bellomont
: [
to William Kidd
] I warn you, Captain. A few twists of this cord about your head and your eyes will bulge till they burst from their sockets. So speak. Where is that treasure?
c.
Dean
: Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.
d.
Needlehead
: His scent leads to this store. But remember, I get the first taste of his raw flesh.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stan Helsing (2009)?
a.
Dr. Gates
: Evolution has a way of keeping things alive.
b.
Michael Alig
: The best superstar is a dead superstar.
c.
Sarge
: Pinky, do you see Portman? [
Pinky watches Portman being attacked by a demon on his gun-cam
]
Pinky
: No.
d.
Fweddy
: It's a boy!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stan Helsing (2009)?
a.
Underchief
: We can't have a hostile dictator wandering around Washington, DC invisible. He might sell us to KAOS... or France.
b.
Ron
: Enlighten me. Why are we brewing this potion in broad daylight, in the middle of a girls lavatory? Don't you think we'll get caught?
Hermione
: No. No one ever comes in here.
Ron
: Why?
Hermione
: Moaning Myrtle.
c.
Eli
: Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? Do you especially think I'm *not* a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?
d.
Stan Helsing
: [
looks up Mia's undies
] I think now it would be a great time for a reverse POV.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stan Helsing (2009)?
a.
Honore Lachaille
: Life is thrilling as can be!
Gaston Lachaille
: Simply not my cup of tea...
Honore Lachaille
: It's a gay romantic fling!
Gaston Lachaille
: If you like that sort of thing.
Honore Lachaille
: It's intriguing!
Gaston Lachaille
: It's fatiguing!
Honore Lachaille
: It's a game!
b.
Mason
: We're not gonna go that easy.
Stan Helsing
: Oh, actually, you both have the same weakness.
c.
Charlie
: Life is an orange, Max.
d.
Aramis
: Why are you so glum?
Porthos
: I expected action. There was no fighting, there was no killing. I was useless.
Aramis
: Porthos, I grow tired of this attitude. You're surrounded by beauty, by intrigue, by danger. What more can a man want? The robins are singing, the pigeons are cooing. Can't you listen to their song? [
he walks off in disgust; Porthos takes off his hat when something falls on it to reveal it's bird-dung
]
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stan Helsing (2009)?
a.
Fweddy
: Can you say "bitch slap"?
b.
[
first lines
]
Lucille Botrelle
: The damage to the spinal column's not yet been determined. But his breathing's stabilized and his liver's been saved.
Lennora Josephine 'Lenny' Magrath
: Oh, well, that's good news.
Lucille Botrelle
: None of this is good news Lennie Magrath! It's all a grueling nightmare and you mark my word those resposible will pay dearly!
c.
George Newton
: My family likes you more than they like me! Why? All you do is drool and shed and eat!
d.
Dickie Roberts
: [
while talking to an overweight woman
] What? Cat got your tongue or did you eat that for breakfast too?
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stan Helsing (2009)?
a.
Stan Helsing
: This van just went from an automatic to a stick shift, Teddy got a boner.
b.
Coulmier
: You're not the anti-Christ. You're only a malcontent who knows how to spell.
c.
Beth
: Miriam! I have to take your blood pressure!
Miriam
: I've been sitting still for 25 years. You missed your chance.
d.
Spike
: Bingo!
Whitey
: Scrabble! Heh.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stan Helsing (2009)?
a.
Stan Helsing
: That doll mimed a blowjob and started smacking his ass. That's so weird.
Nadine
: No no no no. That's not weird at all. It's you know, it's a MILF driving a car with a doll that's miming a blowjob and spanking his ass. Yeah yeah.
Teddy
: Sound perfectly normal.
Mia
: My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner.
Nadine
: Okay, you probably want to keep that to yourself.
b.
Sean Tuohy
: You really expect Michael to lay down on a couch and talk about his childhood like he's Woody Allen or something? I mean, Michael's gift is his ability to forget. He's mad at no one and he really doesn't care happened in the past.
Leigh Anne Touhy
: You're right.
Sean Tuohy
: Excuse me? 'You're right'? How'd those words taste coming out of your mouth?
Leigh Anne Touhy
: Like vinegar.
c.
Alisha Claypoole
: Has anyone ever told you you're very handsome?
Toby Kwimper
: Only girls.
d.
Sir Ivy
: [
to Buddy about their situation
] When do we get concerned?
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stan Helsing (2009)?
a.
Fenderbaum
: [
Fenderbaum and Blake's Ferrari drives alongside J.J.'s ambulance
] Pull over! We want to give you our blessing!
Victor Prinsi
: J.J., there are two priests in that car. They want us to pull over.
J.J. McClure
: Victor, that's two priests driving a Ferrari. When's the last time you saw two priests drive a Ferrari? What are they doing, taking home the bingo money?
Victor Prinsi
: No, they're doing the work of the Lord. In a Ferrari, they can just do it faster.
b.
Teddy
: Man, this whole town is dead.
Mia
: Oh my God. Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" and we're the ones who are really dead.
Nadine
: You know what, Mia? I've been holding something back all night, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it now: That doesn't make any sense, you stupid bitch.
c.
Nora
: No, let me go!
d.
Dr. Manhattan
: You're my only remaining link to the world.
Laurie Juspeczyk
: I don't want that responsibility anymore. [
to Adrian as she walks out
]
Laurie Juspeczyk
: He's all yours.
Adrian Veidt
: Don't worry John, she'll be back.
Dr. Manhattan
: No she won't.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stan Helsing (2009)?
a.
Yuri Orlov
: I sell to leftists, and rightists. I sell to pacifists, but they're not the most regular customers. Of course, you're not a *true* internationalist until you've supplied weapons to kill your *own* countrymen.
b.
Ethel Twitty
: Will you help an old lady to her car?
Lucien Wilbanks
: You don't need any help, Ethel. But I'd be honored to escort you to your automobile.
c.
Mia
: Okay, you guys, be totally honest. Does my vagina make me look fat?
d.
Harmony Star
: [
disguised as "Mindy, the governor's neice"; feigning disgust
] Is this the way government REALLY works?
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Stan Helsing (2009)?
a.
[
Père Henri is singing "Hound Dog" while sweeping snow from the courtyard
]
Comte de Reynaud
: A new addition to the liturgy?
b.
Heathcliff
: Why are your eyes always empty? Like Linton's eyes.
Isabella
: They're not empty, if you'd only look deeper. Look at me. I'm pretty. I'm a woman and I love you. You're all of life to me. Let me be a single breath of it for you.
c.
Ichabod Crane
: It is truth, but truth is not always appearance.
d.
Nadine
: I can't believe I ever went out with you.
Stan Helsing
: The best six weeks of your life.
Nadine
: It was two weeks.
Stan Helsing
: Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.
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