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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Sordid Lives (2000) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Sordid Lives (2000) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Sordid Lives (2000).
About the movie:
As three generations of a family in a small Texas town gather for a funeral, we learn the hilarious, sad, trashy truth of the "Sordid Lives."
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sordid Lives (2000)?
a.
Lundsford
: You actually chose the Marines because they had the best uniforms?
Rene Gagnon
: No sense being a hero if you don't look like one.
b.
Ted
: This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.
c.
Sissy
: [
smoking and talking to her dead sister's corpse
] Hey. Guess you don't mind if I smoke. It has not been a good day sister. And I blame YOU... You turn on a LIGHT when you go to the bathroom... If you are going to have affairs you have GOT to be more careful! Of course, this is all useless information for you now.
d.
Ringo
: Hey, would you believe me if I told you I was being followed by a yellow submarine?
Police Officer
: No, no, I would not.
Ringo
: Oh, yeah, didn't think you would. I could've sworn I saw a yellow submarine. But that's not logic now. Is it? It must've been one of them "Unidentified Flying Cupcakes". Or a figment of me imagination. But I don't have an imagination.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sordid Lives (2000)?
a.
Vincent
: You got ten minutes. 10:01? I drive the cab to the hospital and execute your mother on my way out of town, and don't pretend indifference.
Max
: I can't do this.
b.
Sissy
: Good Lawd Latrelle. Don't you know better than to sneak up on someone when they're tawkin' to a corpse?
c.
Searle
: Prescription, two hours in the Earth Room. And get a haircut.
d.
Bud Fox
: You know what my dream is? It's to one day be on the other end of that phone.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sordid Lives (2000)?
a.
Brother Boy
: Ohhhkaayyyyyyy
b.
Dam Policeman Delivering Baby
: These contractions are right on top of each other.
Alex Whitman
: Did you hear that? He said these contractions are right on top of each ot her.
Isabel Fuentes
: I'm not deaf - I'm in labor!
c.
[
as orcs break down the door
]
Gimli
: Let them come. There is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath.
d.
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris
: My name is Lieutenant Harris! In case you missed it. This is Sergeant Callahan! In case you missed it. We are the meanest instructors here. We've got you because you are the worst people here. You are "D" Squad; "D" for "dirtbags." When I say: "Hey, dirtbags!" that means you. You people are going to hate my guts for the rest of your lives. I am going to make you sorry that you ever came here.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sordid Lives (2000)?
a.
Dr. Eve
: You have got to get over this Tammy Wynette fixation!
Brother Boy
: Well, someone's got to carry on her legacy now that she's gone!
Dr. Eve
: You've been doing this for twenty-three years! What was your excuse before she died?
Brother Boy
: My mind's a blank.
b.
Roy
: [
to Chon Lin
] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!
c.
Security Guard #1
: [
first lines - handing her an ID badge
] Here ya go, miss.
Ro
: Thank you.
Security Guard #2
: Step through please. Open your laptop, please. I guess people take their computers with them everywhere now-a-days.
Ro
: Security blanket...
Security Guard #2
: Lucky blanket.
d.
Billy Ray Valentine
: [
after Ophelia and Coleman stop Louis from choking Billy Ray
] [
gasping
]
Billy Ray Valentine
: It was an experiment... to see how our lives would turn out... the Dukes arranged it... they made a bet.
Coleman
: I'm afraid it's true, sir.
Ophelia
: I believe him, Louie.
Coleman
: The Dukes... ruined my life... over a bet? For how much?
Billy Ray Valentine
: A dollar.
Coleman
: One dollar... fine. That's the way they want it? No problem. [
cut to Louis cleaning and loading an array of shotguns in the den
]
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sordid Lives (2000)?
a.
Vivian Herford
: I've had a lovely evening - but this wasn't it!
b.
Brother Boy
: Shoot her in the head Wardell!
c.
Peter Pan
: Mr. Crocodile, do you like codfish? [
crocodile nods
]
Peter Pan
: You *do*?
d.
Aldous Snow
: [
holding a single sandal
] I've lost a shoe... have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right...
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sordid Lives (2000)?
a.
Owen
: Look, it's so cool! [
shows Abby Morse Code
]
Owen
: We can talk to each other through the wall!
Abby
: Can you hear me through the wall?
Owen
: Only sometimes.
Abby
: Did you hear anything the other night?
Owen
: A little. What was your dad so mad about? Where's your mom?
Abby
: My mom is dead.
Owen
: My mom and dad are getting a divorce.
b.
Field Marshal Keitel
: Have you any better suggestions?
Field Marshal Gerd von Runstedt
: Yes, one very much better. Make peace, you idiot!
c.
Malone
: You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement: make sure when your shift is over you go home alive. Here endeth the lesson.
d.
Noleta
: We just finished watching "Thelma and Louise", and we're pissed!
LaVonda
: At men! Ain't that right, Louise?
Noleta
: No, I'm Thelma!
LaVonda
: I thought I was Thelma.
Noleta
: No, Thelma was the one with the shitty husband!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sordid Lives (2000)?
a.
Agnes Stewart
: Why aren't there enough men to go around?
Clara
: There's no shortage. Just of the right kind.
Agnes Stewart
: Ooh, I'm not fussy on that subject.
Clara
: Neither am I.
b.
Pinbacker
: For seven years I spoke with God. He told me to take us all to Heaven.
c.
Everett Redman
: The time has come for us to start making sex films for the family.
d.
Brother Boy
: I think you are just an evil, bitter OLD, alcoholic sex FIEND who needs therapy yourself!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sordid Lives (2000)?
a.
Dr Harry Wolper
: [
to the Site Review committee
] As you know, our research here relates to the biochemical mechanisms of disease. And I am pleased to announce this morning that God has agreed to provide us with all the answers we need for just under $800,000.
b.
Philip
: That's an old house you live in, Tom. Old houses do funny things to people.
c.
Mike Sullivan
: T.C. is gay.
Jimbo
: Bullshit.
T.C.
: I've got the boyfriend to prove it. [
brief pause
]
Jimbo
: Good for you.
d.
Sissy
: I don't care, quite frankly! I am tryin' to quit smokin'! And the two of you are gettin' on my nerves!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sordid Lives (2000)?
a.
Sophie
: [
checking to see if he's unhurt
] Can you move?
Charlie
: Only my lips. [
they kiss
]
b.
Brother Boy
: Well I did it. I walked all the way down that hall with one less piece of female attire... that is, if you consider a wig attire.
c.
Nicky Santoro
: [
to the blackjack dealer
] Look at this fuckin beaut they put in now. Sherbert send you in here to rob me now? Been fucking knocking everyone's dick in all night? Huh, you been beating all the customers tonight, motherfucker? Huh? Jag-off. Hit me.
d.
[
first lines
] [
first words in the first widely-seen talking picture
]
Jack Robin
: Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet! Wait a minute, I tell ya! You ain't heard nothin'! You wanna hear "Toot, Toot, Tootsie"? All right, hold on, hold on... [
walks back to one of the band members
]
Jack Robin
: Lou, listen. Play "Toot, Toot, Tootsie", three chorus, you understand. In the third chorus, I whistle. Now give it to 'em hard and heavy, go right ahead. [
band starts playing
]
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Sordid Lives (2000)?
a.
Sissy
: Uncle Bob wanted you to be happy. Are you happy?
Bud
: Yep, yes I am. You?
Sissy
: Yep, I finally got what I wanted. I got a real cowboy.
Bud
: And I got what I wanted. I finally got myself a real lady.
Pam
: Bud, the family car's waiting.
Bud
: The family car's waiting.
b.
Bobby Darin
: It's OK, I'm not gonna hurt you. Watch. My momma used to tell me a story when I was a kid that in the Middle Ages, one of the knights in King Arthur's court, he laid down his sword between himself and Guinevere, and he promised that he would never cross over to the other side.
Sandra Dee
: Really?
Bobby Darin
: I am laying down this sword between us. That's my side of the bed, and that's yours, and I will never cross over. Ever. I don't care if we don't touch for a thousand nights. Only you can cross over to my side. Only you.
c.
[
from trailer
]
Larry Daley
: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!
d.
Brother Boy
: Now if you'll PLEASE excuse me... I have a show to do.
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