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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Shaft (2000) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Shaft (2000) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Shaft (2000)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Shaft (2000).

About the movie: New York City police detective John Shaft (nephew of the original 1970s detective) goes on a personal mission to make sure the son of a real estate tycoon is brought to justice after a racially-motivated murder.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shaft (2000)?
a.		Mary: I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedure as possible... I think it's important for my job to understand the inner workings of the work that we do, well not that I do, but the work that is done by people where I also work, the work of my colleagues.
b.		John Shaft: It's Giuliani time!
c.		Peter Pevensie: We just want our brother back.
d.		Joseph Donnelly: [after a bad argument with Shannon] Shannon! Shannon! [yells] Joseph Donnelly: Shannon! Molly Kay: Oh, why don't you shag her and get it over with? Joseph Donnelly: She's... my sister! Molly Kay: And I'm your mother.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shaft (2000)?
a.		Peoples Hernandez: [In jail] What you in here for, man? Income tax evasion?
b.		Denton Van Zan: These things live on death and feed on ash.
c.		Mary Jane Watson: [in Aunt May's backyard] I liked seeing you tonight, Peter. Peter Parker: Oh boy, yeah... Mary Jane Watson: Oh boy, yeah, what? Peter Parker: Nothing. Mary Jane Watson: You want to say something? Peter Parker: I... was... wondering if you're still in the village... Mary Jane Watson: You're such a mystery. Peter... Peter Parker: What? Mary Jane Watson: Happy Birthday!
d.		Abernathy: You best get yo' ass off Kim's car. Lee: I've seen Kim sit on it before. Abernathy: Her ass ain't yo' ass.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shaft (2000)?
a.		Jerome K. Weber: [Sees the crew trying to get the FBI agent out of the cargo hold] All right, close it up! Capt. Henry 'Hank' O'Hara: There's a man down in that hold! We're almost at 39,000 feet, he'll freeze to death! Jerome K. Weber: You put a Federal bastard on MY aircraft? [Cracks O'Hara in the face] Jerome K. Weber: Ok, Captain, you want him, go get him! [Cracks O'Hara in the face again] Jerome K. Weber: That's what you get for doing your duty! It's standard! More? Capt. Henry 'Hank' O'Hara: You're not going to touch me again! Jerome K. Weber: [Points gun at O'Hara] I'll kill you! Capt. Henry 'Hank' O'Hara: Not me, not anybody on this airplane. You need me. There's no Moscow unless that man comes up out of there! Nobody dies on my airplane! Not me, not him... Capt. Henry 'Hank' O'Hara: [motions to agent] Capt. Henry 'Hank' O'Hara: ...not them... Capt. Henry 'Hank' O'Hara: [motions to Sam and John] Capt. Henry 'Hank' O'Hara: ...not even you, you son of a bitch!
b.		Mr. Smith: Hey. Do you notice that? DQ: Notice what? Mr. Smith: Look. [flicks channels on TV] Mr. Smith: Lame-ass politician rants about gun control, he cries. [flicks again] Mr. Smith: Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music... he shuts up. That's so weird.
c.		Golde: Tevye! Tevye! Tevye: What is it? Golde: It's Chava. She left home this morning, with Fyedka. Tevye: What? Golde: I've looked everywhere for her. I even went to the priest. He told me they were married. Tevye: Married? Golde: Yes. Tevye: Well... Go home, Golde. We have other children at home. You have work to do, I have work to do, go home. Golde: [anguished] But Chaveleh! Tevye: Chava is dead to us! We'll forget her. [gently] Tevye: Go home. Go home, Golde. [Golde walks away, crying]
d.		John Shaft: Who lost your rap sheet for you? Big Raymond: You... John Shaft: Who got you that Jets tryout? Big Raymond: You... John Shaft: Who got you that gig at the club? Big Raymond: You. John Shaft: Who delivers ten times outta ten? Big Raymond: Alright, dawg... You.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shaft (2000)?
a.		Scott: A dollar and 83 cents American. What are we gonna get with that? [cut to a lavish Slovak hotel] Scott: Gotta love that exchange rate!
b.		[Walter Wade Jr. walks into Peoples' house, trying to look cool] Peoples Hernandez: You tryin' to blend in or something? You look like a fucking duck hunter.
c.		Kate: Will you sign this petition? They're trying to close Dorie's Tavern. Billy Peltzer: Sure. That's where my dad proposed to my mom, you know. Kate: That's where everyone's dad proposed to their mom.
d.		Kathy Lacey: You think I'm an anti-Semite. Phil Green: No, I don't. But I've come to see lots of nice people who hate it and deplore it and protest their own innocence, then help it along and wonder why it grows. People who would never beat up a Jew. People who think anti-Semitism is far away in some dark place with low-class morons. That's the biggest discovery I've made. The good people. The nice people.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shaft (2000)?
a.		Peoples Hernandez: Puta, why you flinch?
b.		Russell: I must say, being friends with you certainly makes the wait for the next episode of "Seinfeld" much easier to bear.
c.		Luke: The General is a great man! Postman: [incredulous] The General is a fucking lunatic!
d.		Subhuman: If you peacefully surrender, my Lord Nekron will cease the destruction of... Jarol: This is your message of peace? A demand for our total and unconditional surrender? Subhuman: We call it an offer of alliance, Your Majesty. Taro: I call it blackmail. Subhuman: My Lord Nekron's offer... Taro: To hell with Nekron and his offer. We are free men, not slaves. Subhuman: King Jarol, be reasonable. Jarol: My son, Taro, speaks more with his heart than with his head. But he speaks for all of us. There can be no alliance. Taro: We will fight you to the death. Subhuman: Perhaps, you will soon change your mind.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shaft (2000)?
a.		Anita Crown: If your laws don't include me, well then, they don't apply to me either.
b.		Scud: Knock 'em dead... but not really.
c.		Elvis: Where'd old Bubba Ho-Tep go?
d.		Peoples Hernandez: You play golf? [Walter Wade Jr. nods] Peoples Hernandez: Golf is phat... Tiger Wooo, Tiger Wooo, I like him.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shaft (2000)?
a.		Walter Wade, Jr.: Do you know who my father is? John Shaft: No, do you?
b.		Oscar Madison: Nothing has changed, Felix. I'm still a pig, you're still a human vacuum cleaner.
c.		Taylor: Oh, who do you think you are? Those aren't even REAL dreadlocks! You're Jafakin!
d.		Boss Paul Vitti: Whoever did that thing to you-know-who, that good friend of mine, well they're trying to do that to me now. And I'm having a lot of feelings about that. And I'm trying to get some closure on that. Primo: What kind of feelings? Boss Paul Vitti: I'm very angry. I'm feeling very angry about that. I'm enraged. I'm feeling very, very mad about that. Primo: So why are you telling me? Boss Paul Vitti: Why am i telling you? Like you don't know nothing about it? You don't know nothing? What? Primo: I don't know what your talking about. Boss Paul Vitti: I'm just trying to, tell you about my feelings and that I'm angry, and that anger is a blocked wish. And I'm looking forward to seeing you next week at that thing. Then i can unblock that angered wish and then hopefully, hopefully you make one more move on me you motherfucker ill fucking cut your fucking balls off ill shove them up your fucking ass, ill fucking bury you, ill put ice picks in your eyes, ill chop your fucking eyeballs, ill send them to your fucking family so they can eat them for dessert. You understand me? Primo: Hey Paul Boss Paul Vitti: What? Primo: Fuck you Boss Paul Vitti: You Motherfucker! Primo: [to Moony] You get a dictionary and find out what this "closure" is. If that's what hes going to hit us with, i want to know what it is Boss Paul Vitti: [to Dr. Sobel] How was that? Dr. Ben Sobel: It was going great until the, cutting off of the balls and shoving it up his, ass. You know what i do when I'm mad? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow. See how you feel Boss Paul Vitti: [pulls out a gun and starts shooting the pillow] There's you fucking pillow. Dr. Ben Sobel: Feel better? Boss Paul Vitti: Yeah, I do Dr. Ben Sobel: Good

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shaft (2000)?
a.		John Shaft: You know me. It's my duty to please that booty!
b.		Pinky: Portman, I got floor and wall on your gun cam. Corporal Dean Portman: I'm taking a shit, you fucking gimp.
c.		Scott Donlan: I'm thrown overboard. Anchors aweigh. Stefan Vanderhoof: The Man who knew too much. Scott Donlan: Yeah, well there it is, the man who knew too much!
d.		Mary: You are strange. Martha: Hey, I know that!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shaft (2000)?
a.		Peoples Hernandez: This is Egyptian Cotton, motherfucker... two-twenty thread. That's like half your shitty-ass paycheck, okay? John Shaft: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if the Pharaoh himself sent it to you, you knockoff-wearing motherfucker!
b.		Dean: Jonathan Trager, prominent television producer for ESPN, died last night from complications of losing his soul mate and his fiancee. He was 35 years old. Soft-spoken and obsessive, Trager never looked the part of a hopeless romantic. But, in the final days of his life, he revealed an unknown side of his psyche. This hidden quasi-Jungian persona surfaced during the Agatha Christie-like pursuit of his long reputed soul mate, a woman whom he only spent a few precious hours with. Sadly, the protracted search ended late Saturday night in complete and utter failure. Yet even in certain defeat, the courageous Trager secretly clung to the belief that life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. Uh-uh. But rather, its a tapestry of events that culminate in an exquisite, sublime plan. Asked about the loss of his dear friend, Dean Kansky, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author and executive editor of the New York Times, described Jonathan as a changed man in the last days of his life. "Things were clearer for him," Kansky noted. Ultimately Jonathan concluded that if we are to live life in harmony with the universe, we must all possess a powerful faith in what the ancients used to call "fatum", what we currently refer to as destiny.
c.		J. Pierpont Finch: Be patient? Don't you realize I've been working here... well, two whole hours now?
d.		[Nicole is crossing out guys in her yearbook] Nicole: Moron. One eyebrow. Taking GEORGANNE WARNER. Failed health. Taking Sue. Taking Dee Vine. [She scribbles a guy's face out] Nicole: Refers to himself as "The De-Virginator".

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shaft (2000)?
a.		Larry Daley: [while the cherubs are singing "My Heart Will Go On"] Oh, Love Theme from Titanic, good but not really appropriate...
b.		Uncle John Shaft: You're too hot, man. You gotta step off a bit.
c.		[Ben has been mortally wounded while fighting outlaws with Bob] Ben McClure: It's getting dark - it ain't sundown, is it? You better tell Alice I won't be home for dinner. [Ben dies in Bob's arms]
d.		Sherlock Holmes: Watson, look sharp, will you? Go to that door to the alley, and do exactly as I tell you. Dr. John H. Watson: Huh? Sherlock Holmes: No, not "huh". Just do it.

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