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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Semi-Pro (2008) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Semi-Pro (2008) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Semi-Pro (2008)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Semi-Pro (2008).

About the movie: Jackie Moon, the owner-coach-player of the American Basketball Association's Flint Michigan Tropics, rallies his teammates to make their NBA dreams come true

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Semi-Pro (2008)?
a.		Bobbie Landers: I went to take out the garbage today and two people blessed me! And one of them blessed the garbage!
b.		Auntie Nelda: The way they run this institution is an outrage, for a poor, tight, old lonely woman like me. Her only son of feathers is a terribly successful one. Young man? Young Man? [the gate guard comes out] Auntie Nelda: Young Man, Would you please open that gate, I left my car running outside? Gate Guard: Ma'am, You tell me how you got through this gate, the visitors area's on the other side of the prison. Auntie Nelda: I brought him up with the best I could, but sometimes a bad thief pulls from even the most fragile flower. Gate Guard: Ma'am, you are not going through this gate. Auntie Nelda: Is this the way you'd treat your mother? Is this the kind of abuse that poor woman must endure? Gate Guard: Well, I guess that my mother is a little bit mad at-... Auntie Nelda: Mmmhmm! You ought to be in the slammer with the rest of these misfits! If you had any remorse at all for the HORROR you pushed your mother through, you'd open that gate! I have a car overheating as we SPEAK! [Ernest makes a snooty expression at the Gate Guard] Gate Guard: Ok, Ok. [picks up phone] Gate Guard: All right! Let's open the east gate. [hangs it up] Gate Guard: There, now you satisfied? Auntie Nelda: Now tell your mother how her son has improved despite his shady and somewhat checkered past.
c.		Leena: [referring to Baby McNulty] Is that your boss? Jack Deth: She thinks he is.
d.		Dick Pepperfield: Lou, would you mind putting out that cigarette, it's very unprofessional. Lou Redwood: No. I like to smoke when I drink.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Semi-Pro (2008)?
a.		Jackie Moon: It's like Titanic with bears.
b.		George Malley: Now, uh... he didn't say how long. Lace Pennamin: Days, or weeks... they don't, they don't know. George Malley: I'm so sorry, Lace. I know how you hate surprises. Lace Pennamin: I tried so hard not to love you. George Malley: How'd you make out? Lace Pennamin: Terrible. [they chuckle] George Malley: Hey, would you, uh, love me the rest of my life? Lace Pennamin: No. I'm gonna love you for the rest of mine.
c.		Melanie O'Conner: I think it's rotten, Mr. Marshall. The only reason you didn't get that job is 'cause they didn't give it to you!
d.		Jane: Damon? How many fingers? Damon: Orange.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Semi-Pro (2008)?
a.		Bill: What lies within that dart, just begging to course its way through your veins, is a potent and quite infallible truth serum. I call it "The Undisputed Truth." Twice as strong as sodium penethol, with none of the druggie after-effect. Oh, except for a slight wave of euphoria. Can you feel it? The Bride: Euphoria? Bill: Yeah. The Bride: No. Bill: Too bad.
b.		Jackie Moon: No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives!
c.		Janie 'Duchess' Barlow: [reading a note from Tod] Don't say 'them things'. Don't say 'can it'. Don't say 'guy'. Don't buy shoes with ribbons on them. Don't forget, what's a striptease on 2nd Avenue is art on Broadway. The $50 is to buy you a dress without a zipper.
d.		Annie: Sadness be gone, let's be people who deserve to be loved, who are worthy, cause we are worthy.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Semi-Pro (2008)?
a.		Aro: Your gift is too much to throw away. Please consider joining us. Edward Cullen: You know what will happen anyway. Marcus: Not without cause.
b.		J. Russell Finch: Here, [pulls a blue bicycle from the mess of furniture that fell out of Pike's van] J. Russell Finch: take this and go hire us the best car you can find. Lennie Pike: But... this is a little girl's bike. This is for a little girl. Oh listen, I got to get this stuff back in so I can lock up the van. J. Russell Finch: We'll put everything away. Will you get going please, will you hurry? Lennie Pike: Oh okay... I gotta admit. I feel kinda silly. You know what I mean? [Pedals away on the bicycle]
c.		Jackie Moon: Everybody panic! It's just like the Titanic but it's full of bears!
d.		Smart Ass: Don't make us play rough, Valiant. We just want the rabbit. Roger Rabbit: What are we gonna do, Eddie? What are we gonna do, Eddie? What are we gonna do? Eddie Valiant: What's all this "we" stuff? They just want the rabbit.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Semi-Pro (2008)?
a.		Jackie Moon: It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes.
b.		Max: Mind you, she wasn't such a bad woman. Even though it made me sick just to look at her rotten stinking face, she wasn't such a bad bitch. I gave her the best bleeding years of my life, anyway. Lenny: Plug it, will you, you stupid sod, I'm trying to read the paper. Max: Listen! I'll chop your spine off, you talk to me like that! You understand? Talking to your lousy filthy father like that! Lenny: You know what, you're getting demented.
c.		Captain William Boone: You can die too you know. Katherine 'Kitty' Brydon: He wont let me die.
d.		Lance: I feel Black. Conspiracy Brother: But you look white... don't touch me!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Semi-Pro (2008)?
a.		Patrol Officer #1: We got a burglary call. Two women reported a couple of hoods busting into their place posing as cops. Jack: Yeah, I followed a lead, we rousted 'em. Why don't you guys go sweet-talk 'em, straighten it out? Patrol Officer #1: I've got a better idea, why don't you go do it yourself? We've got better things to do than straighten out your messes. Jack: I'll file a report tomorrow. Patrol Officer #1: Yeah? I'm gonna file a report tonight. Jack: Yeah? Goes with the territory.
b.		Lynn: You think I've forgotten that you cheated on me twice? Monix: I only cheated on you once. There just had to be two women.
c.		Mr. Dante: [over p.a.] I just want to thank the student who drew the crude caricature of me in the boys' lavatory, Although you were kind in your portrayal, I would like it if you kept your talents to the art class.
d.		Lilly Truscott: [after being denied tickets to the Hannah Montana concert] You're the only popstar I know who can't get into her own concert.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Semi-Pro (2008)?
a.		[Beck meets Swenson armed with whips] Swenson: You should've kept the gun.
b.		Squirrel Murphy: Hey, Garnshit! Rudy: [correcting him] Garmisch. Squirrel Murphy: Yeah, Garnshit.
c.		Parcher: Conviction, it turns out, is a luxury of those on the sidelines, Mr. Nash.
d.		Jackie Moon: Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Semi-Pro (2008)?
a.		Jackie Moon: If you see an opossum, kill it. It's not a pet.
b.		Justine Hanna: You don't live with me, you live among the remains of dead people. You sift through the detritus, you read the terrain, you search for signs of passing, for the scent of your prey, and then you hunt them down. That's the only thing you're committed to. The rest is the mess you leave as you pass through.
c.		Kay: I suppose I always knew you were too smart to let any of them ever beat you.
d.		Daddy: Put your damn tit back in your dress. Replace that tit!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Semi-Pro (2008)?
a.		Clarence 'Coffee' Black: Who the fuck is Bambi?
b.		James J. Corbett aka Gentleman Jim: Well, Miss Ware, if I get knocked out, I hope you'll throw a little water on me. Victoria Ware: When you get knocked out, Mr. Corbett, I'll throw some champagne on you. James J. Corbett aka Gentleman Jim: Yeah, uh, well, make sure it's good champagne.
c.		Sharkboy: [while singing a lullaby to Max] Close your eyes / Shut your mouth / Dream a dream / And Get us out / Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream / Hit the hay / Fast asleep / Dream a dream / You little bleep / Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream... [Lavagirl smiles at his dancing and singing]
d.		[Roy accidentally bumps into Lee Madison, and realizes that she was the girl in the coach he had held-up earlier that day] Roy Rogers: Why, hello there, I met you... [catches himself] Roy Rogers: I mean, I'm sorry.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Semi-Pro (2008)?
a.		Dick Pepperfield: Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine off the court.
b.		Herb Kincaid: Its under the fog! Bobby Robertson: No, its behind us. I told you we should've turned back Andy. You can't trust this fog! Andy Fairton: Herb, what are you saying? Herb Kincaid: Its right here with us! [more growling can be heard and one of the hunters is attacked] Andy Fairton: Oh shit! Run! Run! Bobby Robertson: [frightened with fear] I can't move!
c.		Brian: You're offering me a job? Doug: Uh huh. Brian: The waitresses hate me! Doug: You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred.
d.		Wesley: I'll shoot that bitch like she scratched my car.

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