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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Screwed (2000) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Screwed (2000) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Screwed (2000).
About the movie:
A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Screwed (2000)?
a.
Tom
: You killed my friend, you stupid bitch!
b.
Ryder
: Put Garber on the line!
Camonetti
: To be honest, Mr. Garber has gone home.
Ryder
: Put Garber on the fucking line or I'll kill the motorman!
Camonetti
: I guarantee you, Mr. Ryder, that I am the best person for you to be talking to right now. Just give me a moment and I'll explain why.
Ryder
: [
to Jerry
] You were always going to be the first one to go. [
shoots Jerry several times
]
Ryder
: Mr. Camonetti, you have 60 fucking seconds before I kill another, okay?
c.
Rusty P. Hayes
: Sweet Jesus! We kidnapped a turd!
d.
Jerry
: Have you been doing those Reader's Digest 'Word-Power' columns again?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Screwed (2000)?
a.
Alina
: Surprise. The hooker has a pimp.
b.
Miss Virginia Crock
: But I have to go to the stadium!
Willard Fillmore
: You ain't Got to do nothing Till I Tell You, You Smelly Old Bitch!
c.
David Schreiner
: You know, when I filled out my housing application, I asked for a roommate who was quiet, serious, and neat. How did you describe yourself?
Joe Slovak
: I lied.
d.
Lisa Helena Fellini
: When they answer, ask for him.
Sandy
: Oh, you think I should?
Lisa Helena Fellini
: Of course! It's like fighting a war. If you retreat and the enemy doesn't follow you, you've got turn around and attack. What good is winning the battle if you lose the war? [
speaks Italian into the phone
]
Lisa Helena Fellini
: Why be miserable with someone you don't love? Better to be miserable with someone you do love!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Screwed (2000)?
a.
Police in Car
: Halt! This is the police!
Rusty P. Hayes
: Well, no shit!
b.
Azeem
: No man controls my destiny... especially not one who attacks downwind and stinks of garlic.
Robin Hood
: I had to try.
Azeem
: *I* would have succeeded.
c.
Christian Szell
: Is it safe?... Is it safe?
Babe
: You're talking to me?
Christian Szell
: Is it safe?
Babe
: Is what safe?
Christian Szell
: Is it safe?
Babe
: I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you something's safe or not, unless I know specifically what you're talking about.
Christian Szell
: Is it safe?
Babe
: Tell me what the "it" refers to.
Christian Szell
: Is it safe?
Babe
: Yes, it's safe, it's very safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it.
Christian Szell
: Is it safe?
Babe
: No. It's not safe, it's... very dangerous, be careful.
d.
Maria
: [
after discovering that Bernardo is killed
] Make it not true, please make it not true!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Screwed (2000)?
a.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts
: Well, if it isn't my favorite trio... of lunatics.
b.
Edward Lewis
: You can't charge me for directions!
Vivian
: I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost.
c.
Jonathan
: How 'bout a Whopper? No. Make that a double Whopper. With American cheese, and large American fries. And a great big American chocolate shake.
d.
[
after Rusty hits the cop over the head with a desk lamp
]
Willard Fillmore
: What the hell did you do that for?
Rusty P. Hayes
: I was scared!
Willard Fillmore
: So everytime you're scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Screwed (2000)?
a.
Rusty P. Hayes
: You expect me to believe you were mugged?
Willard Fillmore
: Mugged? It was more like a rape! [
silence
]
Willard Fillmore
: Well... not real rape.
b.
Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt
: A man should be what he can do.
c.
Harvard Blue
: Be cool, pussy.
d.
Gill
: All drains lead to the ocean.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Screwed (2000)?
a.
Troy
: Luck is the lazy man's excuse.
Gene
: Ah, spoken like a man who's had nothing but luck.
b.
Rusty P. Hayes
: And that's why you should never trust a black man named Chip!
c.
Ruby Lee Gissing
: I heard that Hell is when all your dreams come true.
d.
Marcus
: I got the letter. Thanks.
Fiona
: Oh my God. I'd forgotten.
Marcus
: You forgot? You forgot a suicide letter?
Fiona
: Well I didn't think I'd have to remember it, did I? Did you read the part where I said I'd always love you?
Marcus
: It's a bit hard for you to love me when you're dead, isn't it?
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Screwed (2000)?
a.
Miss Virginia Crock
: [
after finding out the Germans are pulling out and also finding out the realization of not paying the ransom
] Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk!
b.
Nikki
: Fuckin' fuckface fucker.
c.
Allison
: Do you even know what I want?
Zach
: A baby?
Allison
: Well, eventually, but not right now.
Zach
: Good, because I hate those things.
d.
Jason
: I'm famed throughout the land for going down on whores.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Screwed (2000)?
a.
Bartender
: [
nervously
] If you don't like the beer, mister, you don't have to pay for it.
Peter Gusenberg
: Well now, ain't you the cat's pajamas!
b.
Miss Virginia Crock
: Whoooooo cares?
c.
Mary Maceachran
: What do I do with her Ladyship's jewels?
Elsie (Head Housemaid)
: This way. George is in charge of the safe, he's the first footman and you want to watch where he puts his hands.
d.
Bullseye
: [
screams
] My hands! My hands! You took away my hands... show mercy?
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Screwed (2000)?
a.
Matthew
: I had learned something from Rod's groinular fixation. His horror really was my horror too. It was *every* man's horror. Deny it we may, but we are all afraid of women. Every single one of them. Time had run out. Finals were in a week. Soon, everyone would be leaving the dorms. And next semester, some would relocate to off-campus housing. If I had any hope of finding my kismetic destiny, I had to face my greatest fear. I went to the Virgin Vault, and I declared my love in front of 100 girls. I explained everything I had done for my kismetic destiny. My speech must be my Sistine Chapel, my Ninth Symphony, my Citizen Kane. My words needed to be more inspirational than Martin Luther King's "I Have A Dream" speech. They had to be more miraculous than Mark McGuire's 70th home run. I used impressive words like "soul mate," "destiny," and "yearn." It takes a big man to yearn. I poured my heart out.
b.
Rusty
: Your daddy didn't say, "If you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get ahead." He said if you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get head!
c.
Ralphie
: Hello, Peaches. You know you're a real lucky girl. You're gonna find me available for the whole season at no extra charge.
d.
Vocalist
: [
sung over end credits
] # Journey to the Seventh Planet. Come to me, / Let your dreams become reality. #
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