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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Schlock (1973) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Schlock (1973)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Schlock (1973).

About the movie: A monkey-type monster falls in love with a blind girl, which thinks that he's a giant dog. After kidnapping the girl and fleeing king-kong-like onto the roof of a gym...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schlock (1973)?
a.		[first lines] Mr. Kroeger: I don't have custody of the kids. Mrs. Kroeger: You know what? Mr. Kroeger: I don't get custody. Mrs. Kroeger: It is an insane pathetic joke, what I've had to go through. Mr. Kroeger: Right now, right now, she doesn't know where the kids are, do you? Mrs. Kroeger: Do not talk about me as a mother.
b.		Allan Quatermain: I may have been overly rude earlier... when I called you a pirate. Captain Nemo: And I may have been overly charitable... when I said I wasn't. But I try to live in the now... where the ghosts of old wrongs do not abide.
c.		National Guard Captain: Well, looks like the guns got him. Professor Shlibovitz: No... 'Twas beauty killed the beast. Detective: [long beat] What's wrong with you?
d.		Dr. Cornfeld: WHO are you sir? Dave: [misreading Cornfeld's lips] Fine, thank you!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schlock (1973)?
a.		Joe Putzman: Excuse me, Detective Sergeant Wino, I'm Joe Putzman. I was wondering if you'd like to reassure our viewing audience that this reign of terror in our town will soon be over. That these ghastly series of banana murders will soon cease. Can you tell us anything, give us one ray of hope that our streets will soon be safe to walk again? Detective: No.
b.		Samantha Jones: I'm gonna say the one thing you aren't supposed to say. I love you... but I love me more. I've been in a relationship with myself for 49 years and that's the one I need to work on.
c.		Parthy: We don't usually pick up actors off the wharves, but we can't be choosy right now! Gaylord Ravenal: Madam, your courtesy is only exceeded by your charm.
d.		Taylor Brooks: I didn't make the world the way it is, Harold. I'm just trying to get through it, as fast and as clean as possible. Harold: [after staring straight at him for 5 seconds] We ALL make the world the way it is. Taylor Brooks: Yeah, well, we know who made this. [Taylor tosses his unfinished bowl of oatmeal into the pot and exits the tent]

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schlock (1973)?
a.		Gollum: Don't follow the lights.
b.		Clem: Ben, can you please go back to your friends so I can have a wee? Thank you. Brian: I suppose watching is out of the question? Georgina Salt: Ew.
c.		Cal: How do you feel? Mindy: I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.
d.		Stock Boy: Attention K-mart shoppers!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schlock (1973)?
a.		Inspector Clay: I'm a big boy now, Johnny.
b.		[after Professor Shlibovitz puts a piece of metal tubing over his head] Joe Putzman: Excuse me once again, Professor. What is the purpose of that peculiar headgear? Professor Shlibovitz: This particular helmet was designed by Dr. Heywood Floyd Jerome of the Acme Research Group. Joe Putzman: Well, yes, I see, but why is it you're wearing it? Professor Shlibovitz: I have no idea.
c.		Doctor: I can't wear my helmet and use a stethoscope. Patton: Well, then cut two holes in your helmet and see that you can.
d.		Leland: You don't care about anything except you. You just want to persuade people that you love 'em so much that they ought to love you back. Only you want love on your own terms. Something to be played your way, according to your rules.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schlock (1973)?
a.		Adele: Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!
b.		Detective: [surveying a park littered with dead bodies] When I discover who or what is responsible for this... they're gonna be in big trouble.
c.		[from trailer] Stacy Gris: Its hard to believe you can decorate an entire appartment in 'calico corner', and 'K-Mart'.
d.		Jay Austin: Why are you interrogating me? I'm a used car salesman. I sell cars. Judy Austin: At dishonest prices. Jay Austin: That's enough. It shouldn't bother you; I make more money when I sell more cars - you benefit from it.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schlock (1973)?
a.		Joe Putzman: But surely, Professor Shlibovitz... Professor Shlibovitz: No, that's Professor Shirley Shlibovitz. A strange quirk of my mother's.
b.		Mike: You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.
c.		Don Juan: You know, my friend, until this afternoon, I had always believed that a man could love only one woman. I have been badly misled. It is absolutely incredible to me that just a few hours ago, Dona Julia was the only woman who existed, and now, now, there is the magnificent Sultana Gulbeyaz.
d.		Winchell: Now is the time to say, "just because you were born 25 or 30 years before me, it doesn't make you smart! It doesn't make you right! It just makes you look old! It just makes you smell worse in the morning!"

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schlock (1973)?
a.		Lucy Muir: [to the ghost of Captain Gregg] You'll forgive me if I take a minute to get accustomed to you.
b.		The Writer: Vern didn't just mean being off limits inside the junkyard, or fudging on our folks, or going on a hike up the railroad to Harlow. He meant those things, but it seems to me now it was more and that we all knew it. Everything was there and around us. We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. It was grand.
c.		National Guard Captain: You Wino? Detective: Detective Sergeant Wino. National Guard Captain: Yeah, okay. Where are the kids? What are they doing? Burning their draft cards? Huh? Rioting? Wearing that damn long hair? That's what really grinds me, that long hair. Detective: Say, aren't you the barber from down on 3rd Street? National Guard Captain: Yeah, that's right. You need a trim! Detective: I was thinking of cutting my sideburns... National Guard Captain: Yeah, we can style them. Why don't you come in and have a shampoo too? Say about four o'clock Monday, huh? Detective: Monday's no good. How about Wednesday? Cal: Can't you guys discuss the haircuts later? That thing's got Mindy! National Guard Captain: Yeah, speaking of haircuts, ya punk...
d.		The Chauffeur: I'm at peace, are you?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Schlock (1973)?
a.		Shaun: You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!
b.		Shenzi: Well, well, well, Banzai, what have we got here? Banzai: Hmm, I don't know Shenzi uh, what do you think Ed? Ed the Hyena: Oo ehehe, oh hahahaha Banzai: Yaa, just what I was thinking, a trio of trespassers. Zazu: And quite by accident let me assure you... Shenzi: Woah, wait wait. I know you, you're Mufasa's little stooge. Zazu: I madame, am the king's major dobo. Banzai: And that would make you...? Young Simba: Future King. Shenzi: Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom? Young Simba: Puh, you can't do anything to me. Zazu: Uhh, technically they can, we are on their land. Young Simba: But Zazu, you told me they are nothing but slobbery, mangery stupid vulchers. Zazu: X-nay on the upidstay... Banzai: Who you callin upidstay?
c.		Dr. Animal: The killer's name is Antonio and he hates his mother. Joe: Why? Dr. Animal: Maybe 'cause she's a pain in the ass! Did you ever think about that?
d.		National Guard Captain: [Schlock has kidnapped Mindy and is holding her in his arms] All right, men, let him have it! Cal: No, hold it! You can't shoot while that thing's got Mindy! National Guard Captain: Why not?