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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Scary Movie 3 (2003) - Part (5) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Scary Movie 3 (2003) - Part (5) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Scary Movie 3 (2003).
About the movie:
In the third installment of the Scary Movie franchise, Cindy has to investigate mysterious crop circles and video tapes, and help the President in preventing an alien invasion.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scary Movie 3 (2003)?
a.
Kate
: [
shouts to Becca
] Ask your Mom which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead.
b.
Commander Krill
: Where are you going?
William Strannix
: Make Honolulu glow in the dark.
Commander Krill
: Outstanding.
c.
Opening title
: [
Opening title
] Once upon a time in sunny California... [
Cut to downpour
]
d.
Ivy Walker
: My sister has found love... again.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scary Movie 3 (2003)?
a.
Abel
: [
as The Ripper, points a gun at a paramedic
] This is for you, you cunt!
Paterson
: [
Patterson shoots Abel
] That's for shut the fuck up.
b.
Brian O'Connor
: How do ya like them apples?
c.
David St. Hubbins
: [
talking about Nigel
] I'm tired of sticking up for his intelligence.
d.
Cindy
: I'm looking for something more than just good sex.
Brenda Meeks
: I know. You want commitment.
Cindy
: No, I want great sex.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scary Movie 3 (2003)?
a.
Eddie Muntz
: It's only my second day in San Miguel, and I'll tell ya', I'm ready to hitchhike to Jonestown for a few laughs and a cool drink. This place is hotter than Dolly Parton's minipad. My job takes me all over the world. Lebanon, Nicaragua... Newark. You name it, I'm in there. Always where the action is.
b.
Mad Dog
: Hey, you the one running this fleabag?
Desk Clerk
: Huh?
Mad Dog
: Where the hookers?
Desk Clerk
: What?
Mad Dog
: Hookers, man! Where the hookers?
c.
Architect
: It's already begun. You're too late.
Cindy
: Oh, my God.
Architect
: But not too late to make an old man happy.
d.
Anna (in Tess's body)
: Root canal? That's not fair, they're not my teeth.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scary Movie 3 (2003)?
a.
Terence 'Crepe-Hanger' Burke
: Believe me, in the next war there's gonna be three guys missing - me and the two guys that's chasin' me.
b.
Frank McCrae
: Gina this isn't about romance. It's about murder.
c.
Trooper Champlin
: It's your wife, Father. She's hurt.
Tom
: Annie?
Trooper Champlin
: She was hit by a truck and she's pinned against a tree.
Tom
: I don't understand.
Trooper Champlin
: As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive.
Tom
: I still don't get it.
Trooper Champlin
: [
shows Tom sausage
] This is your wife. [
breaks sausage in half
]
Tom
: She broke her wiener?
d.
Ellerby
: You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scary Movie 3 (2003)?
a.
Mr. Meeks
: These just came today. Photos from a trip she took. [
passes them to Cindy
]
Cindy
: [
Cindy flicks through photos
] They're blank.
Mrs. Meeks
: Turn them around, honey.
Cindy
: Oh.
b.
Mel Bakersfeld
: They're having a conference now to decide what to do. But I need somebody who knows. A genius. Like Patroni.
c.
Linda Wheatley
: I'm gonna make some coffee. Karl, you want some coffee?
Karl
: Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it. Mmm.
d.
Charlie Chan
: Drop of water on thirsty tongue more precious than gold in purse.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scary Movie 3 (2003)?
a.
Mitch
: There's two kinds of people in this world: Those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
Kathy
: Where'd you come up with that theory?
Mitch
: That famous guy said it. What's his name? Uh... Oh, yeah: Jesus!
b.
President Harris
: Get me the President.
John Wilson
: You are the President.
President Harris
: Good. Then I already know about this. Let's order lunch.
c.
Sydney
: You're as crazy as your son was!
Debbie
: [
shocked
] What did you just say? [
Sidney trembles
]
Debbie
: Was that a negative, disparaging remark about my son? About my Billy?
Sydney
: No, Billy was a good boy. Billy was perfect, you did a bang-up job Mrs. Loomis.
Debbie
: It's not wise to patronize me with a gun Sidney! Randy spoke poorly of Billy and I got a little knife happy.
d.
Sergeant
: They come in force with stealthy stride. Our obvious course is now to hide!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scary Movie 3 (2003)?
a.
Gurgi
: [
offering Orddu an apple core
] Gurgi will trade his munchings and crunchings.
Orddu
: Who would want...?
Orgoch
: Hold it, sister! Not so fast! [
takes core and eats it
]
b.
Officer
: [
in the midst of the MIG battle
] Both Catapults are broken, sir.
Stinger
: How long will it take?
Officer
: It'll take ten minutes.
Stinger
: Bullshit ten minutes! This thing will be over in two minutes! Get on it!
c.
Haggard
: What are you looking at?
Amalthea
: The sea.
Haggard
: Ah yes, the sea is always good. There is nothing I can look at for very long, except the sea.
d.
Carson Ward
: It's sweeps month. Ratings mean everything. People want human interest stories, like the one you did yesterday.
Cindy
: The report on breast augmentation? It was just ten minutes of topless women. People want hard hitting stories, and indepth coverage, and, and...
Carson Ward
: And TWINS. [
news room suddenly converts into nightclub and the Coors Light twins appear
]
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scary Movie 3 (2003)?
a.
Buddy Young, Jr.
: [
to the audience he's performing to
] I know you're out there, I can hear you reloading!
b.
Cindy
: Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom said about you the day you were born?
Cody
: No.
Cindy
: I was in the delivery room with her. She was having a hard time. Then you began to come out of her. And your mom screamed and screamed in pain. She yelled, "Just kill me. Bludgeon me with a bedpan. Whatever you do, put me out of this pain." She was gushing torrents of blood. I have this all on tape if you want to see it someday. Well, finally you came out. Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself. Well, on the second try. The first time she snipped your penis in half. After all, she was drunk. Actually, drugged. We'd been out the night before celebrating St. Patrick's Day. And she thought, "Hey, I never tasted crystal meth." So she did just a little.
Cody
: My penis?
Cindy
: Yes. They sewed it on upside down.
Cody
: So that's why I pee up?
Cindy
: Yes. We'll get it fixed, honey. It's on my list of things. Right after we get TiVo. Anyway, there you were. Your mom turned to me and she said, "Hey, you want him? Take him." And then she died. And I took you. Do you know why? I'd just lost my cat in a fire, and I needed something to pet and feed. And I miss that cat, Cody. But I love you. And nothing's ever gonna change that, not even the very painful death we're about to experience.
c.
Franklin 'Foggy' Nelson
: It's in black and white, how can you be a skeptic?
Matt Murdock
: If there's no eyewitnesses, I mean, you know, Bigfoot has eyewitnesses.
d.
Robert Balestrero
: It says here Mozart wrote it when he was 5. So I should be able to play it, I'm 8.
Gregory Balestrero
: I'm 5, so I should be able to write it.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scary Movie 3 (2003)?
a.
Roberto
: [
trying to get Boyle to pay his debt
] I'm trying to run a restaurant, not a fucking bank!
b.
Alfred Borden
: [
to dying Angier
] You went halfway around the world. You spent a fortune. You did terrible things. Really terrible things Robert. And all for nothing.
c.
Professor Hathaway
: Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.
d.
Aunt Shaneequa
: [
to Tabitha's mother on video tape
] What you gonna brush now? What you gonna brush now huh.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scary Movie 3 (2003)?
a.
Tom
: [
opening door
] Sue?
Sue
: I can't sleep.
Tom
: Well, it's way past your bedtime.
Sue
: Won't you rock me to sleep in your big, strong arms? There's plenty of room under the covers. It's a hot night. You don't need to wear pajamas.
Tom
: Where is my daughter?
Sue
: Are you mad? I am your daughter.
Tom
: No you're not. [
removes dress from daughter revealing it is really Michael Jackson
]
b.
Inspector Frank Butterman
: I used to believe in the immutable word of the Law. That is until the night Mrs. Butterman was taken from me. You see no-one loved Sandford more than her - she was head of the Women's Institute, chair of the floral committee. When they started the Village of the Year contest, she worked around the clock. I've never seen such dedication. On the eve of the adjudicator's arrival, some travellers moved into Callaghan Park. Before you could say 'gypsy scum' we were knee-deep in dog muck, thieving kids and crusty jugglers. We lost the title. And Irene lost her mind. She drove her Datsun Cherry into Sandford Gorge. From that moment on, I swore that I would do her proud.
c.
Dolores Umbridge
: [
yelling at Centaurs
] How dare you! You filthy half-breeds!
d.
Simon
: Do you need to call someone or are you a surprise?
Rachel
: I would. My mother cut my phone service off. She's a gem. [
tosses phone out of car
]
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