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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Quiz Show (1994) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Quiz Show (1994) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Quiz Show (1994).
About the movie:
Dick Goodwin discovers game shows are fixed: pretty boy WASP Charles Van Doren is fed answers so he beats geeky Jew Herbie Stempel.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Quiz Show (1994)?
a.
Persephone
: Where are you going?
Merovingian
: Please, ma cherie. I have told you. We are all victims of causality. I drank too much wine, I must take a piss. Cause and effect.
b.
Edna Turnblad
: Our little Tracy's too busy ratting her hair and doing the "Ubangi Stomp."
c.
Mark Van Doren
: If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
d.
Jeff Grant
: What's my name? Come on dad, what could the head of the grandfamily have to hide from his first and oldest and only son?
Richard Grant
: [
pause
] Nika.
Jeff Grant
: J. Nicholas Grant. Nick.
Richard Grant
: [
shakes head
] Nikita.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Quiz Show (1994)?
a.
Tammy Metzler
: [
narrating
] Being suspended is like getting a paid vacation. Why do they think it's a punishment? It's like your dog pees on the carpet and you give him a treat. Then you get in trouble for skipping school, it's sooo stupid! Hendricks told me, "One more time" and I'd be expelled. Sounded good to me.
b.
Mike Davis
: [
to Thompson about his war experience
] I ent to bed with a 75mm for three years, but now i sleep alone.
c.
Herbie Stemple
: You know why they call them Indians? Because Columbus thought he was in India. They're "Indians" because some white guy got lost.
d.
Dr. Everett Scott
: We've got to get out of this trap! Before this... decadence... saps our wills. I've got to be strong, und try to... hang on! Or else, my mind may well *snap*! Und my life... will be lived... [
singing
]
Dr. Everett Scott
: for ze *thrills*...
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Quiz Show (1994)?
a.
Girl outside Burger Jungle
: Like this one time they asked me to go on a double date, and I thought they were 'tards or something... [
starts crying
]
Girl outside Burger Jungle
: ... so I told them to go blow each other.
Randy
: Wow! Did they?
b.
Peter Venkman
: [
to the other highly agitated, slime-covered ghostbusters in the restaurant
] Boys! Boys! You're scaring the straights, okay? Is there any way that we could do this tomorrow?
c.
The Monster
: [
sighs
]
Beatrice
: What are you thinking about?
The Monster
: [
after a long pause
] Nobody's afraid of me any more.
Beatrice
: [
She pats his back and rests her head on his shoulder
] I'm afraid of you.
d.
Mark Van Doren
: Cheating on a quiz show? That's sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Quiz Show (1994)?
a.
Mark Van Doren
: What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.
Man 1
: Can I quote you, Mark?
Mark Van Doren
: Not before I quote me.
Dorothy Van Doren
: His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.
Man 2
: Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.
Dorothy Van Doren
: How could they tell?
Mark Van Doren
: Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.
b.
Father Moore
: There are forces surrounding this trial... dark, powerful forces.
c.
Carl
: So you can remember everything about your life from the last seven years, but nothing before that?
Van Helsing
: Not now, Carl.
Carl
: There must be something?
Van Helsing
: [
dead serious
] I remember fighting the Romans at Masada.
Carl
: That was in 73 A.D.
Van Helsing
: You asked.
d.
Pearson
: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, you can't get to it.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Quiz Show (1994)?
a.
Gideon
: Adam, you're my eldest brother. Now I've always looked up to ya, tried to ape ya. But today I'm ashamed of you. Now I know you can lick me, lick the tar outta me! But I wouldn't hold myself no kinda man unless I showed ya how I felt! [
punches him
]
Adam
: Why you...! [
throws him on horse, hands him reigns
]
Adam
: Now, GIT! [
slaps horse
]
b.
Helen Gordon
: You're making a noise.
Harold Anderson
: That's my penis. It hums.
Helen Gordon
: I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.
c.
Pfister
: [
surprised
] Master Larry!
Larry Abbot
: Pfister, you *do* remember me.
Pfister
: Of *course*. When did you get here?
Larry Abbot
: About fifteen minutes ago.
Pfister
: I wish I'd known. I would have greeted you myself.
Larry Abbot
: Oh yes, that would have been nice. Well, huh, we can't have everything.
Pfister
: Come along, you're in your old room.
Larry Abbot
: Oh, good.
d.
Herbie Stemple
: I love my wife, but it's like living with a plague of locusts.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Quiz Show (1994)?
a.
Herbie Stemple
: Come and see Herbie Stempel get thrown to the Columbia lions! Watch Charles Van Doren eat his first kosher meal in his life.
b.
Walter Abrams
: Stats are not enough, you need a voice! These are gamblers ready to risk what they can't afford for what they can't have, you're selling the world's rarest commodity: certainty, in an uncertain world.
c.
Harold
: Is there... is there a problem, Officer... Palumbo?
Officer Palumbo
: Is there a problem? Have you heard of jaywalking?
Harold
: Yes, I have. I'm really sorry. It won't happen again.
Officer Palumbo
: That's great. I'm writing you up a ticket.
Kumar
: A ticket? Are you serious?
Officer Palumbo
: Who the fuck are you, shitwad?
d.
Harriet M. Welsch
: I hate money.
Sport
: You'd like it a lot more if you didn't have any.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Quiz Show (1994)?
a.
Dan Enright
: How much do they pay instructors up at Columbia?
Charles Van Doren
: Eighty-six dollars a week.
Dan Enright
: Do you have any idea how much Bozo the Clown makes?
Charles Van Doren
: Well... we, we can't all be Bozo the Clown.
b.
[
Critter finds an E.T. doll
]
Critter 1
: Who are you? [
Critter gets frustrated and bites its head off
]
c.
[
to his politically conservative father, while watching the Watergate hearings
]
Christopher Boyce
: Can't you admit that just once, I was right about something?
d.
Helena
: A woman is something soft; something warm when you feel her. When she's naked. When she's touched. Discovered. You see that things happen inside of her. She opens up. Sometimes a woman is sad. Sometimes she's angry. Helpless. Beautiful. Sometimes she's strong. She's still only that one woman. Talk to her - in deep whispers. Tell her what you're doing, what you see. Move slowly. Tell her you're inside of her. Tell her how it feels. Touch her. Use your tongue. Your breath. When she's about to come, she'll grab for you. But don't let her come. Make her wait. Tease her. Play with her. Make her feel. She may touch herself. She's so sensitive now. You can't be afraid. Take her. Take her.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Quiz Show (1994)?
a.
Thorold
: [
to God
] You didn't make a believer out of me when my mom died of cancer when I was a kid, and You're sure as hell not going to make a believer out of me now.
b.
Herbie Stemple
: And they love me for the same reason they used to hate me, because I'm the guy who knows everything.
c.
[
about Robert
]
Brennan Huff
: I'm not gonna call him Dad.
Nancy Huff
: Brennan, you're 39 years old. I wouldn't expect you to call him Dad.
Brennan Huff
: Well I'm not going to, *ever*! Even if there's a fire!
d.
[
Sharon is flossing her teeth, seemingly unaware of Jack's presence
]
Jack
: Now that I'm dead, I though I'd let you know. You're as cold as a penquin on an iceburg. You're a dwarf. Yeah, clean those choppers so you can chew up the next jerk that comes along.
Jack
: [
Sharon slaps him
] I'm not dead?
Sharon
: No, but if I were you I wouldn't make any long term plans!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Quiz Show (1994)?
a.
Emma Jacklin
: Oh, God... dancers have such ugly feet.
b.
[
last lines
]
Dale Drewer
: Hank!... He gave his life...
Martha Hunter
: I know...
c.
Mark Van Doren
: Sixty-four thousand dollars for a question, I hope they are asking you the meaning of life.
d.
Assistant Coroner
: [
to Jason's body
] Hey fuck! Hiya doin ya fat-ass maggoty blown-up fuck! Suck this! [
gives Jason's body the finger
]
Assistant Coroner
: Suck it! You know what I'd like to do to you? I'd like to take a crap right on your fuckin mask! A big old mango-sized crap!
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Quiz Show (1994)?
a.
Williams, Trailer Park Manager
: I don't like it at all, Mr. Mulloy.
Rocky Mulloy
: Well, I'm sorry to hear that. I wish I knew what you were talking about.
b.
James
: What sort of things did you do when you were my age?
Graham Holt
: I kept my head down, I suppose. Nothing very exciting.
James
: [
points to his life-story book
] Is what's in there exciting?
Graham Holt
: [
pauses, turns pages
] It's more disturbing than exciting.
James
: That's what they say I am. Disturbed.
Graham Holt
: What do you say?
c.
Herbie Stemple
: You wanna be worshipped? Go to India and moo.
d.
Julie Ann Mabry
: Do you have cable?
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