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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Private Teacher (1985) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Private Teacher (1985)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Private Teacher (1985).

About the movie: A female tutor manages to "broaden the horizons" of a shy and withdrawn young man. He then gets the courage to hit on his young female neighbor duo, but gets taken advantage of in his sleep by an older neighbor.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Teacher (1985)?
a.		Hilary Faye: [at a shooting range] Us Christian girls have got to learn to protect ourselves. I mean, sure Jesus could restore my physical and spiritual virginity, especially if I lost it to some [cocks gun] Hilary Faye: rapist, but who wants that? I'm saving myself for marriage, and I'll use force if necessary.
b.		Jeff Clumberg: Marvin, you're in a documentary. You need to wear a tie.
c.		[after Marsha notices Diane's nephew sleeps on a couch with an erection, she convinces Diane to let her tuck it back into his pants so he wouldn't wake up embarrassed] Marsha: [tries but then stops] It's too stiff. Just let me slicken it up a little bit and then it would slide back in. [casually performs what is not unlike a fellatio] Aunt Diane: [her eyes almost pop out] Marsha, do you have any idea what you're doing? Marsha: Why, hell yes, I do it all the time! [not pretending anymore, Marsha goes for a deepthroat]
d.		Bobby: I move around a lot, not because I'm looking for anything really, but 'cause I'm getting away from things that get bad if I stay.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Teacher (1985)?
a.		Buddy Revell: You know what Mitchell? You're the biggest pussy I've ever seen in my life. Didn't even try. How does that feel?
b.		Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs... Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
c.		[Jimmy moans as his older neighbor Marsha deepthroats him in his sleep] Aunt Diane: [bewildered by her friend Marsha's actions] Shh, go back to sleep, Jimmy. Jimmy: What's going on, aunt Diane? Marsha: You're getting your cock sucked, kid! [goes back to it] Aunt Diane: [in despair] Oh, my god...
d.		Warden: You know what your trouble is, Serenghetti? You've seen too many bad prison movies.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Teacher (1985)?
a.		[watching Logan's son, Logan 6, in the nursery] Francis 7: Do you know who his seed mother was? Logan: Of course not! I'm curious, not sick!
b.		Dr. Barringer, Clinic Director: It looks like a type of disorder that you rarely ever see any more, except in primitive cultures. We call it a somnambuliform possession. Quite frankly, we don't know much about it except that it starts with some conflict or guilt that eventually leads to the patient's delusion that his body's been invaded by an alien intelligence, a spirit if you will. Chris MacNeil: Look, I'm telling you again and you'd better believe it: I'm not about to put her in a goddamn asylum! And I don't care what you call it! I'm not putting her away! Dr. Barringer, Clinic Director: I'm sorry. Chris MacNeil: You're sorry! Jesus Christ, 88 doctors and all you can tell me with all of your bullshit is... Dr. Barringer, Clinic Director: There is one outside chance of a cure. I think of it as shock treatment. As I say, there is an outside chance... Chris MacNeil: Will you just name it, for God's sake? What is it? Male Doctor: Do you have any religious beliefs? Chris MacNeil: No. Female Doctor: What about your daughter? Chris MacNeil: No, why? Dr. Barringer, Clinic Director: Have you ever heard of exorcism? It's a stylized ritual in which rabbis or priests try to drive out the so-called invading spirit. It's pretty much discarded these days, except by the Catholics who keep it in the closet as a sort of embarrassment. It has worked, in fact, although not for the reason they think, of course. It was purely the force of suggestion. The victim's belief in possession helped cause it. And just in the same way, this belief in the power of exorcism can make it disappear.
c.		Undertaker Hawkins: Good afternoon, gentlemen. Am I wrong or are my services required? Bret Ivers: You get around fast, don't you? Undertaker Hawkins: In my profession, it pays to keep one's ear attuned to the bark of a six-gun.
d.		Marsha: Diane, you'd love that cock, you better try it. [pulls herself off of Jimmy] Jimmy: Yeah, well come on, aunt Diane. I've always wanted to. Aunt Diane: You have? Marsha: Come on, Diane, try it. Aunt Diane: Oh well, might as well keep it in the family...

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Teacher (1985)?
a.		[Diane's neighbor Marsha starts mounting Jimmy right in front of his shocked aunt] Jimmy: It feels so good, aunt Diane! Aunt Diane: [finally giving up on stopping Marsha] Oh, I know...
b.		Alex Sheldon: I'm just a writer, Emma. I don't know what to do to show you how much I love you. I only have words. That's all I have.
c.		Doug Stauber: I guess it was me enjoying a rainbow cone to celebrate Richard's racial slur. But I had a feeling he was starting to crack. A couple more little things. He might just fall apart. 'Black apples'? What an a-hole.
d.		Nomi Malone: You can fuck me when you love me. James Smith: But I do love you. Nomi Malone: Yeah right. James Smith: You don't fool me. I see you. Nomi Malone: Yeah? What do you see? James Smith: I see you hiding. Nomi Malone: From what? James Smith: From you. You got into some bad shit somewhere?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Teacher (1985)?
a.		Fiona: [to Rhonda] You take one more step and you're fired!
b.		Joe Waters: What's wrong with us anyway, Gus? W-We work hard. We got great families and kids and beautiful wives. Gus Green: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Joe Waters: We work hard. We go to church. All we like to do is go fish. We don't bother nobody. Gus Green: Yeah, we're lucky, Joe. Joe Waters: Why does everything gotta go wrong around us? Gus Green: 'Cause we're lucky, Joe. Joe Waters: We're lucky? Gus Green: Yeah, you said it all, Joe. We got great families. We got great kids. Our wives love us. You know? We go to church. We work hard. All we do is want to go fishin'. Joe Waters: Yeah. Yeah. I never thought of it like that.
c.		Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but, you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase. Neo: What vase? [Neo turns to look for a vase, and as he does, he knocks over a vase of flowers, which shatters on the floor] Oracle: That vase. Neo: I'm sorry... Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it. Neo: How did you know? Oracle: Ohh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?
d.		[looking at the direction of her neighbor Diane while mounting Diane's nephew Jimmy after previously tricking Diane to let her give him a fellatio in his sleep] Marsha: Oh, I wanted to fuck you as soon as I saw your hard cock sticking out of your pants.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Teacher (1985)?
a.		Marsha: [with Jimmy semi-awake after she gave him a fellatio in his sleep] Hmm, I'd like to sit on this. Aunt Diane: [whispering] Marsha, no! He's my nephew! Marsha: Well, he's not my nephew! Besides, I think he's kind of cute. Aunt Diane: Don't do it, Jimmy. [ignoring her, Marsha takes off Jimmy's pants, and he lets her mount him]
b.		Mrs. Fox: Mrs. Collins, if that boy's your son I'll eat my yard stick.
c.		Anita: [about Eileen] You'll see her again. Lilly: It ain't likely.
d.		Washington: Pike! You fuckin' with pills again!... I fuckin' told your ass I don't want a junkie on my back... didn't I? !

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Private Teacher (1985)?
a.		[after seeing Jason at the rave] Kia: Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger? Lori: No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else. Linderman: Who cares about some fucking dream guy, Ok? That psycho in the hockey mask was real. Freeburg: Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.
b.		[When her masseur massages her hand, Aunt Diane uses this to touch him inappropriately] Cable TV commentator: Ah... please Diane... I'll do the massaging. Aunt Diane: Every muscle needs a massage, you should know that... Cable TV commentator: Hmm, oh well, maybe you're right.
c.		'Rocks' Valentine: A new power behind the throne - that's me!
d.		Victor Ellis: [to Kat] Make sure he stays on the right side of the road. Nick Mercer: Which, of course, is the left. Victor Ellis: That's right.