Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986).

About the movie: The alumni of Commandant Lassard's Police Academy return to the school to train new recruits and prevent its closure.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)?
a.		Molly Mahoney: Mr. Magorian, I asked the big book for a lollipop and I got a lemur! Mr. Edward Magorium: A lemur? We don't even carry lemurs! I'm not even sure I know what a lemur is! Wait, is that that small primate-looking thing?
b.		Kowalski: How about a smoke? Nude Motorcycle Rider: Sure, I'll roll you one. Kowalski: No, no, no, no. A straight one.
c.		Sgt. Laverne Hooks: Oops, I've got the wrong keys. I'll be right back. Cadet Zed: Hey, that's no problem. [Zed hotwires the police cruiser while Sgt Hooks looks on in horror]
d.		Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did he just say "husband"? Herschell: Wow... Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate! Ricky Bobby: The room's startin to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness. Cal... I love you [Ricky faints] Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky!Ricky! OH GOD!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)?
a.		Ashton: Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!
b.		[Cmndt Lassard drops his fish bowl out of his office window] Cmndt. Lassard: AHH. MAHONEY. [Sgt Mahoney catches the Cmdt's fishbowl] Cmndt. Lassard: Thanks, Mahoney. Sgt. Carey Mahoney: Your welcome, sir.
c.		Anna: I don't want trouble. Dan: I'm not trouble. Anna: You're taken. Dan: I've got to see you. Anna: Tough. Dan: You... KISSED me! Anna: What are you - TWELVE?
d.		Francis Hamilton: We live with a disease. Mom used to say it was the one thing that kept us close. I always thought it would be the one thing that keeps us apart. But I was wrong, and everything you thought you knew about us was wrong. We live in the houses next to you. We work in the stores you shop at. Our kids play with your kids. We're just trying to be an ordinary family. Trying to figure out where we fit in, in the world. But we do need blood, and we need a lot of it. Fruitly fresh, and not frozen.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)?
a.		Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry: Excuse me sir, this is a non-smoking area. I'm gonna' have to ask you to distinguish that cigar. Man with Cigar: Drop dead! I'll put it out when I'm finished. Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry: You'll put it out now mister! [Tackleberry fires a crossbow bolt into the cigar]
b.		John Milton: A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique, and her neck, if she's alive, has all the mystery of a border town. A no-man's land in that battle between the mind and the body.
c.		[last lines] Officer Nick Senna: Holy moly!
d.		Julie: [to Clouseau] I love the way you eat... like a jungle animal.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)?
a.		Capt. Proctor: Mahoney must think he's as dumb as we are.
b.		Louise Miller: [about the disgusting pizza Richie is preparing] This is disgusting! You better clean this mess up before mom gets home. Richie Miller: I don't have to. Louise Miller: I am telling you, I don't want to listen to her yell at you. You are an unbelievable pig! Richie Miller: I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you. Louise Miller: No! I'm rubber YOUR glue whatever YOU call me sticks back on YOU! Richie Miller: You think you're hot stuff because you went to a dance. Dream on! No one wants do date you because you are a dog! A dog! A dog! [after he says this, Richie turns into a dog]
c.		[from trailer] Joleen: How old do I look to you, James? James: I don't know. Joleen: When a woman asks you how old she is, you think, how old does she want to be. And then you say that number. You should listen to that so maybe you find a woman for yourself.
d.		John Smith: [narrating] For most of my life I made my own rules. You don't do any favors. You don't ask for any. Watch the percentages. But you can know the rules and still do the wrong thing. The only thing I knew for sure was this: Strozzi, Doyle, and every son of a bitch that worked for them... they were all going to be better off dead.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)?
a.		Shao Kahn: Nothing can alter your fate, nor mine. Liu Kang: I can, and I will.
b.		[Capt. Proctor accompanies Cmndt. Mauser as he observes new cadets in a line-up] Cmndt. Mauser: ...good tall, good strong. And who might you be? Cadet Nogata: Atochigowa Noagata, of Tochigowa, Nogatas. And is this your lovely wife? Cmndt. Mauser: Proctor. Capt. Proctor: Yes sir. Cmndt. Mauser: What's the story here with Fun Manchu? Capt. Proctor: Fu Manchu? I don't have a Fu Manchu. Cmndt. Mauser: I'm talking about the stir-fried shrimp from outta' town. Capt. Proctor: Oh, he's part of an international exchange programme - here to study our methods. Cmndt. Mauser: I'm not teaching our cadets how to use a wok. Capt. Proctor: Nyuuuugh. Cmndt. Mauser: Ship him off to Lassard's academy, he'll fit in perfectly over there. They could use a good sushi chef. No offense, huh? Cadet Nogata: Arigatoo, thank you. Cmndt. Mauser: Kiss my what?
c.		Senator Red Kensington: So let me get this straight, Agent Goldwater. All it took for you to conclude that an Arabic-looking man was an al Qaeda terrorist was that he was carrying a violin case that had already cleared airport security and that he was watching a Tom Clancy movie? And we're not supposed to think that you had racially profiled this innocent performing artist the moment you set eyes on him? Jack Goldwater: Senator, my tactical assessment was based on a confluence of factors... Senator Red Kensington: But you want me to believe that if another airline passenger carrying a violin case and watching an American movie had been blond and blue-eyed, you would not have profiled him as having smuggled a weapon or a bomb aboard this domestic flight between St. Louis and Las Vegas, and pounced on him as if he'd just walked out of a meeting with Osama bin Laden?
d.		Marty: Do you think these glasses make me look smarter? Rizzo: No, you can still see your face.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)?
a.		[at Cmdt.Mauser's Mid City Police Academy; Mauser is doing inspection on his beret clad cadets] Cmndt. Mauser: Good tall... Good Strong. [stops and goes back to Nogata] Cmndt. Mauser: And who might you be? Cadet Nogata: Atomical Nogata of Tochikawa Nogatas. And is this your lovely wife? Cmndt. Mauser: [furious] Proctor. Capt. Proctor: Yes, sir. Cmndt. Mauser: What's the story about Fu Manchu? Capt. Proctor: [looks through the attendance] Fu manchu. I don't have a Fu Manchu. Cmndt. Mauser: I'm talking about the stir fried shrimp from out of town. Capt. Proctor: Oh, he's with the Tochikawa Highway Patrol, part of the exchange program here to study our methods. Cmndt. Mauser: I'm not teaching my cadets how to use a wok. Capt. Proctor: [laughs] Noooooooo. Cmndt. Mauser: Ship him off to Lassard's. He'll fit in perfectly over there. They could use a good sushi chef.
b.		Charlie Chan: Finding web of spider does not prove which spider spin web.
c.		Rail Crossing Crowd #2: I can smell alcohol on your breath! Hancock: That's cause I've been drinking bitch!
d.		Guido: Were do you keep the batteries, if you don't mind me asking?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)?
a.		Lieutenant Debbie Callahan: You had impressive moves for a cadet. Cadet Nogata: Thank you. You see, it's a matter of the mind being mightier than the bosom. Lieutenant Debbie Callahan: Interesting theory.
b.		Clouseau: Well... that just goes to prove what I have said all along. Dreyfus: What you've said, Clouseau, qualifies you as the greatest prophet since Custer said he was going to surround all those Indians!
c.		Rick Riker: I'm not wearing any diamonds.
d.		Liz: So I call him up to say good night and guess who answers the phone 1AM PARIS TIME? Penelope Pope! Jane: Who's Penelope Pope? Liz: I don't know, but that's what she said when I asked "Who the FUCK is this?"

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)?
a.		Jenn Crawford: Stop obsessing, Debbie Gibson. Mike Hodder: Hahah, snagged.
b.		Carrots: You know who I just love? Andy Gibb. He's so cute. Dana: Oh yeah. God I love his ass... Well, you know, it's so round and... cute.
c.		[after he is given courting lessons from Jones, Nogata visits Callahan at her room, holding a rose] Cadet Nogata: In my country it is written: only kiss from beautiful woman can compare to a petal of a rose. [Nogata looks at his notepad] Cadet Nogata: Babe. [Callahan grabs Nogata's hand firmly, pulls him into the room, then takes off his dark glasses and her glasses. Nogata stares at Callahan, somewhat scared by her aggressiveness, thinking incorrectly that he made her angry] Lieutenant Debbie Callahan: In America, talk is cheap! [Callahan grabs Nogata's head, falls backward onto her bed, pulling Nogata on top of her, so his face is buried in her bosom. Callahan is smiling widely] Cadet Nogata: I love America!
d.		Ralph: Face it Jack, you fucked up! We could've been rescued. Jack Merridew: Back off man! I'm sick of your shit and so is my gang. Ralph: Your gang. What's that supposed to mean? Jack Merridew: What it means colonel, that no ones good for you and stop trying to run everything.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)?
a.		Cadet Karen Adams: You see this ear, Mahoney? It's a finely tuned crap detector. Sgt. Carey Mahoney: Oh, and what a lovely ear it is. If I blow in it, will you follow me anywhere?
b.		Samuel Bicke: Who are these men? Who are these men, maestro, who keep us waiting at their feet? The meek shall not inherit the earth. The earth belongs to the bullies who do not care how they get to the top, as long as they arrive. I am an honest man, and if that is to be my undoing then so be it... but I will not go quietly. [trashes the bin]
c.		Dolemite: When I see a ghost, I cut the motherfucker.
d.		Brad: My childhood was like the Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)?
a.		Max: There were some buildings... There were these really tall buildings, and they could walk. Then there were some vampires. And one of the vampires bit the tallest building, and his fangs broke off. Then all his other teeth fell out. Then he started crying. And then, all the other vampires said, "Why are you crying? Weren't those just your baby teeth?" And he said, "No. Those were my grown-up teeth." And the vampires knew he couldn't be a vampire anymore, so they left him. The end.
b.		Cmndt. Mauser: I don't want him here. Put him in with Lassard's academy. He'll fit in just fine. Capt. Proctor: Yes sir.
c.		[preparing to try their flying machine] Artemus Gordon: Hold on. Avanti! [the bicycle speeds forward] Artemus Gordon: Avanti! Avanti! Capt. James West: Why isn't this thing avanti-ing? Artemus Gordon: We're not getting enough lift! We need more speed! [He turns toward a cliff] Capt. James West: Artie, that's a cliff! Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know! Capt. James West: That means the ground is gonna end! Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know! Capt. James West: Gordon... Gordon... GORDON! [the machine goes off the edge of the cliff... and sails into the air] Artemus Gordon: It works! It works! Capt. James West: If you had to get one right, Artie, I'm sure glad it was this one.
d.		Ron Burgundy: [answers the phone in a very distressed manor] "Hello? Who's there, I'm talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter... is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if your in Milwaukee... Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello?

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