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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Norbit (2007) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Norbit (2007) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Norbit (2007).
About the movie:
A mild-mannered guy who is engaged to a monstrous woman meets the woman of his dreams, and schemes to find a way to be with her.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Norbit (2007)?
a.
Jeweler
: Schmuck!
C.R. MacNamara
: What did you say?
Jeweler
: Schmuck- Jewelry.
C.R. MacNamara
: Oh.
b.
Bella Swan
: You're here.
Edward Cullen
: You can sleep. I'll still be here when you wake up.
c.
Duke of Devonshire
: Over the years I have acted in ways that you have judged... harsh. Well, I do not wish for you to undergo any further suffering.
d.
Norbit
: Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday...
Rasputia
: Say Tuesday again you ain't gonna live to see Wednesday.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Norbit (2007)?
a.
Bernard Berkman
: Hey - Watch it!
Frank Berkman
: Suck my dick, ass man...
b.
Narrator
: Jacey pretended to care for Alice so well, the illusion became so complete that even he was fooled.
c.
Teen Attendant
: Excuse me ma'am. We have a 300 lb weight limit.
Rasputia
: I don't weigh no damn 300 lbs. I weigh 165! How YOU doin'?
d.
Biderman
: [
after breaking into the Waters' house
] Looks like no one's home.
Carl Quigley
: Shut up, Wienerman!
Biderman
: Biderman.
Carl Quigley
: Where is he?
Butch
: I don't know, but he might be down the street at Mr. Macintosh's. That's his boss.
Carl Quigley
: Macintosh. Come on!
Juice
: You know, I do like what they have done with this color.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Norbit (2007)?
a.
Rasputia
: What... the...? What just fell on my car?
Mr. Wong
: Not what - who! Who just fell on your car? Ching chong ching chong!
b.
Alonzo
: Why do you wanna be a narc?
Jake
: I want to protect the streets by ridding it of dangerous drugs.
Alonzo
: Yeah, but why do you wanna be a narc?
Jake
: I wanna make detective.
Alonzo
: There you go. You stick around with me, you'll make it. Unlearn that bullshit they teach you at the Academy. That shit'll get you killed out here.
Jake
: I'll do anything you want me to do.
Alonzo
: My nigga. Roll that window down first. [
Jake rolls down window
]
Alonzo
: You gotta see the streets. You gotta feel it. You gotta smell it, you gotta taste the streets. How's your Espanol?
Jake
: Uh, más o menos.
Alonzo
: Learn that shit, brother. That shit'll get you killed. These motherfuckers out there be plotting all types of shit on you.
c.
Luther Stickell
: He made it... he made it! [
pauses
]
Luther Stickell
: I knew he'd make it.
d.
Laurel
: Thanks for the compliment. Don't expect one in return!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Norbit (2007)?
a.
[
Cortez is blackmailing Cutter
]
Felix Cortez
: You've taken care of the *little fish*. I will take care of the one that got away. Once Escobedo is gone, I will be in the position to help you.
b.
Frank
: This house is wide open.
Sy Spector
: Excuse me?
Frank
: I said this house is wide open and you people have no clue what real security is or what it takes to achieve it.
c.
Rasputia
: [
to Norbit as she's grabbing his head
] I'm gonna rip your head off.
Big Jack
: Rasputia?
Rasputia
: What?
Big Jack
: Car.
Rasputia
: I don't give a damn 'bout no car. I'm ready to die!
Big Jack
: [
a car approaches head-on towards Big Jack's truck
] Car! [
Rasputia let's go of Norbit; Norbit is yelling, sending him down a hill in the woods
]
Rasputia
: I'm ready to die! I'm ready to die!
Big Jack
: I ain't gonna let you ruin Nipplopolis for me boy! Damn!
Rasputia
: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die up in here. Drive the car, goddamnit!
d.
Kate Sullivan
: Well, for someone who has nothing nice to say about lawyers, you certainly have plenty of them around.
Lawrence Garfield
: They're like nuclear warheads. They have theirs, so I have mine. Once you use them, they fuck up everything.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Norbit (2007)?
a.
Sam Masterson
: [
seeing she's married Walter
] Aren't you glad now you missed that circus train?
Martha Ivers
: ...I'm not sure.
b.
Preacher
: But you can't object yet.
Pope Sweet Jesus
: Well I am objeculatin' prematurely!
c.
Dargent Peytraud
: By the way, Doctor Allen. What did you dream about this afternoon? A woman in your arms? The sea at your doorstep? Nooooo! You dreamt of me and of the grave. I know because I was there. And I can be there every time you close your eyes. The pain I cause you, in the room upstairs, is nothing to the pain I can cause in your own mind. Remember that... Doctor Allen.
d.
[
Beck gets yanked into the air by a jungle snare
]
Beck
: What-? What is this?
Travis
: Hoo, hoo, hoo! Welcome to the jungle, tough guy!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Norbit (2007)?
a.
Rasputia
: [
after swearing in church
] Oh pray bitch pray
b.
Jay Gatsby
: I was raised in America but educated in Oxford. That's a family tradition.
c.
Toby Wong
: Back to plan A.
Malik Brody
: What's plan A?
Toby Wong
: Don't get shot.
Malik Brody
: Good plan!
d.
Abraham Lincoln
: Gentlemen, I promised to take Mrs. Lincoln to Ford's Theater tonight. We'll continue this tomorrow.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Norbit (2007)?
a.
Charisse
: What am I supposed to do without my cell phone?
Dr. Dolittle
: Here's some stamps. Learn how to write a letter or something.
b.
Stuart
: I ejaculate quickly on porpoise!
c.
Nora Charles
: Take care of yourself
Nick Charles
: Why, sure I will.
Nora Charles
: Don't say it like that! Say it as if you meant it!
Nick Charles
: Well, I do believe the little woman cares.
Nora Charles
: I don't care! It's just that I'm used to you, that's all.
d.
Pope Sweet Jesus
: The wrapper says 'Ribbed for her pleasure' but turn it inside out and it's ribbed for YOUR pleasure
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Norbit (2007)?
a.
[
Blue watches a Buster Perkins "Power Tap" video while doing a power tap exercise
]
Blue Latimore
: Tap, tap, tap. Tap, tap... [
Norbit smashes the window downstairs in the basement
]
Blue Latimore
: [
shocked; run downstairs to see that Norbit escaped
] Norbit! Norbit? Norbit? Oh, damn. He escaped. Norbit! NORBIT!
Blue Latimore
: [
as Norbit pedals off
] You're ass is mine, Norbit!
b.
Bella Swan
: I thought you couldn't protect me here.
Jacob Black
: Guess I don't care.
Alice Cullen
: [
incredulous
] Well, *I'm* not gonna hurt her.
Jacob Black
: No, you're just a harmless Cullen. I'm talking about the other bloodsucker who tried to kill Bella because of you.
Alice Cullen
: [
turning to Bella
] Victoria?
Bella Swan
: Yeah, Victoria's been around.
Alice Cullen
: I didn't see her. I didn't see you get pulled out of the water, either. [
Alice turns and looks distastefully at Jacob
]
Alice Cullen
: I can't see past you and your pack of mutts.
Jacob Black
: [
moves toward Alice
] Don't get me upset.
Bella Swan
: [
runs between Jacob and Alice
] Hey, stop. Stop, stop, stop.
Jacob Black
: ...or things are gonna get very ugly.
c.
Jennifer
: That may be the kind of line you use on your wife!
d.
Bob Walker
: What if he wants to talk?
Larry Mann
: Well, then you talk Bob, you talk as long as he wants, forty days and forty nights, if you have to, until he tires of it. Then you come back here and tell us what happened.
Bob Walker
: You'll wait up?
Larry Mann
: Till the next fiscal quarter, beyond that I can't make any guarantees.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Norbit (2007)?
a.
Preacher
: [
resumes the ceremony
] Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
Norbit
: I object! [
congregation gasps and murmurs
]
Preacher
: [
frustrated
] Oh, for Christ sake!
Mr. Wong
: [
pleased
] Norbit.
Pope Sweet Jesus, Lord Have Mercy
: [
cheers
] Norbit!
Kate Thomas
: [
surprised
] Norbit!
Choir
: [
singing
] Norbit-t-t-t!
Norbit
: This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.
Kate Thomas
: Norbit, what are you doing?
Norbit
: I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.
Rasputia
: [
Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church
] What the hell did you just say?
Norbit
: You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH!
b.
Pierre Delacroix
: The mission was accomplished. All of these people left the room thinking they would have real input. I was writing this pilot alone. Myself. Me. Moi.
c.
[
repeated line
]
Travis Blue, Elder Wiggs
: Wagons West!
d.
Dr. Chase Meridian
: By the way, do you have a first name, or do I just call you Bats?
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Norbit (2007)?
a.
Sadie Ratliff
: I hate men who smell like beer and bean dip... and makin' love in the back of recreational vehicles!
b.
Aunt Bea
: Ah, the jungle of finance. Men must work, and women must weep!
c.
Gary
: What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?
d.
Rasputia
: Hell to the no!
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