Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Assassination (1987) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Assassination (1987) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Assassination (1987).

About the movie: Jay Killion (Charles Bronson) had been the presidential bodyguard, but for the inauguration of the recently elected president...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Assassination (1987)?
a.		Roy O'Bannon: I'm so lost, Chon. Ninety percent of the time I don't even know what I'm doing out here in the West. Chon Wang: No, you're a good outlaw. Roy O'Bannon: Stop, please. I'm a screw-up.
b.		Frank: Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank
c.		Charlotte Chong: Killy, why don't you move in permanently? Jay Killion: I don't want to die from a terminal orgasm!
d.		Bobby: You got a gun? Angel: I flew in. Bobby: [hands him a gun] Be careful with my baby. Angel: Ooh... Bobby: You like that? Angel: You got ammo? Bobby: Yeah, it's loaded, little brother. Be careful. [to Jack] Bobby: Here, you carry the gas can. Jack: We're gonna do that gas thing? Bobby: [mocking him] Yeah, we're gonna do the gas thing. The only thing that scares people more than getting burnt to death is getting eaten alive. Let's go. Bobby: [starts to close the trunk] Jack: Wait, what do I get? Bobby: you coming with us? oh [Bobby hands him a crowbar] Bobby: Here you go, sweetheart, poke 'em with that. Jack: [insulted] Thanks.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Assassination (1987)?
a.		Janey: Jake! How did you get in here? I thought Dad bolted the door. Jake: There's a big hole in the side of your house.
b.		The Tiger: Ha ha, hey, you and me is gonna be good pals. Stanley: Thank you. [tooth buzzes] The Tiger: Hey, I heard you the first time. Now don't take advantage of my good humor. But if you do... [starts to strangle Stan]
c.		Charlotte Chong: Are your salmon swimming upstream?
d.		Thomas Janes: Though lovers shall be lost, love shall not.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Assassination (1987)?
a.		Boris: [sleeve bloodied after being grazed by bullet] Does this come out, from dry cleaning, or is it like gravy?
b.		Jay Killion: Charlie, get some clothes on! Charlotte Chong: That's not what you said last night!
c.		Ray: You wanna get deep on this shit? All them Catholics gone insane. Everything we do depends on free choice, but at the same time they say we need the grace of God to do what's right. I don't follow that Jeany. If I do something wrong, it's because God didn't give me the grace to do what's right. If this world stinks, it's his fault. I'm only working with what I've been given. Jean: Is that why the people they find with the bullet holes in their skulls is God's fault? Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Ray: I'm ashamed of nothing. I didn't make the world. Jean: But you're not doing anything to make it better. Ray: Yeah, and I'll roast in hell.
d.		[after seeing that Harry Potter has been expelled from Hogwarts] Uncle Vernon Dursley: [baring his teeth and barely able to keep his composure] Justice.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Assassination (1987)?
a.		Charlotte Chong: Are those pants going on or coming off? Jay Killion: Going on.
b.		Jay Leno: So it turns out there's life on other planets. Boy, this is really going to change the Miss Universe contest, you know what I mean?
c.		Harley Sullivan: Take Helen. She had flame red hair, pitch black eyes, ruby lips and no teeth - but talk about a body! She could straddle two horses at the same time. I went with her until I found out she dipped snuff. There's something awful unfemale about a snuff dipper - don't you think so, John?
d.		Louisa Stohler: I hope its a girl! Boys ain't nothin but trouble.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Assassination (1987)?
a.		Lara Royce Craig: I won't miss Cal's inauguration if this eye turns red, white, and blue!
b.		John Bernard Books: Friend, you better get another line of work; this one sure don't fit your pistol.
c.		[at Tryouts] Mae Mordabito: Ya know they got over a hundred girls here. So some of yous are going home. Kit Keller: What do you mean some of us? [Doris throws a fast ball at Kit, which Dottie catches with her bare hands] Mae Mordabito: OK, some of them are going home. Doris Murphy: Hey, how'd you do that?
d.		Regi: We're exactly alike. Ted Drew: No, ha ha, oh no, your hair is much prettier than... Regi: We are! We're both trying to do the same thing: marry for money. Ted Drew: Is that what you want to do? Regi: Mm-hmm. Ted Drew: Oh, no, you're too nice for that. Regi: Well, I don't want to spend the rest of my life working in a barber shop. Ted Drew: Well, but to go out in cold blood and deliberately marry somebody for money, that's no good. Regi: Well, what are you doing? Ted Drew: Well... Well, it's different for me: I'm a heel! Regi: Well, did I ever say I wasn't one?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Assassination (1987)?
a.		[the manager is pressing a starving Victoria for her rent] Manager of Victoria's hotel: You promised to pay me on Tuesday, then on Wednesday, then on Thursday... Victoria: [pointing at his bib] What's that? Manager of Victoria's hotel: What? [Victoria runs a finger over a food stain and tastes it] Victoria: Spaghetti? Manager of Victoria's hotel: Uh, yes, with meatballs. Victoria: I'll sleep with you for a meatball. Manager of Victoria's hotel: [taken aback] You would? Victoria: Oh, missed your chance. [faints]
b.		[last lines] [narrating from beyond the grave as the camera pulls back] Penn: [voice-over] Oh, yeah. We're dead and there's no way out. I mean, it couldn't be a gag, it couldn't be a joke. We're not gonna have one of the characters wake up from a bad dream; you'd hate us for that! I mean the movie is called 'Penn & Teller Get Killed.' We HAD to get killed at the end, there's no way out of that. We were married to that ending from the moment we thought of the title, and now we've actually killed off ourselves, and there's no taking that back. And this whole pullback, this is not us going to heaven. We're just dead. I mean, those were suicides, frowned upon by every major Western religion, and Atlantic City is in the Western world, so... Penn & Teller are dead. That's it. Thanks. Hope you enjoyed it. You can imagine the sequel thing is kind of a bitch. Teller: [voice-over] Why didn't we just use different names? Penn: Damn!
c.		John Allerdyce: Gettin' the cure so you can go back home to Mommy and Daddy? Bobby Drake: I'm lookin' for someone. [looks around, sees mutants lining up to get cure] John Allerdyce: Oh. I get it. Your girlfriend. I figured she'd want the cure. She's pathetic. Bobby Drake: [clenches fist angrily, starts to freeze up] John Allerdyce: [lights a fireball] Come on, Iceman. Make a move. Bobby Drake: [long pause, then turns and walks away] John Allerdyce: Same old Bobby. Still afraid of a fight! [turns around and ignites "The Cure" building]
d.		Lara Royce Craig: Do you speak English? Indian Joe: Do I look like some goddamned foreigner? Lara Royce Craig: I'm sorry. Indian Joe: Of course I speak English, also Creole, French, Spanish. I'm a native born American Indian, not some half breed immigrant like you all.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Assassination (1987)?
a.		Johnnie Chrystal: Ah, Duane, tell me, is that crease down the middle of your face, ah, is that your asshole?
b.		Father Brendan Flynn: You haven't the slightest proof of anything! Sister Aloysius Beauvier: But I have my certainty! And armed with that, I will go to your last parish, and the one before that if necessary. I'll find a parent.
c.		Lara Royce Craig: If Bracken's been getting news of our whereabouts, well, he'll be there and waiting for us. Jay Killion: Well, I'd rather you were here because I've sent part of my team to meet us. Lara Royce Craig: Don't you think that's subjecting the First Lady to some risk? Jay Killion: Lamb for the slaughter? Lara Royce Craig: Oh, Killy - what a way with words! Can't you put it another way? Jay Killion: Okay - how about, "worm wriggling on a hook"? Lara Royce Craig: Uhhfph - forget it! I'll take the lamb!
d.		Ricardo: But I will still remember the happiness we've known.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Assassination (1987)?
a.		Samnang: He fucked me, Mum. He fuck me real bad. Samnang's Mother: [comforts Samnang] That son of a bitch!
b.		Lara Royce Craig: [in a mixture of embarrassment and amusement] What are YOU grinnin' at? Jay Killion: [chuckling] From the way you jumped up there, you'd have thought you'd sat on a SNAKE. Lara Royce Craig: Well, I didn't want you to get excited, that's all. [pause] Lara Royce Craig: Was it - - exciting? Jay Killion: No - - just heavy. Lara Royce Craig: Damn it, Killy - - you could have lied just this once! Jay Killion: Ah, well, I DID lie... you weren't just heavy, you felt like a ton! Lara Royce Craig: You are an insufferable ASS! Jay Killion: [smiling sarcastically] And since you like being top dog, you can take the top bunk. Lara Royce Craig: [snorts indignantly, then climbs up the ladder and plops down on the bunk, still fuming. She then takes off one shoe and hurls in at Killy, so that it bounces off his back. He turns in surprise, and she holds the other shoe poised as if to throw that one at him, too. But then she thinks better of it, and just sends the shoe whizzing past his ear and thumping against the wall behind him]
c.		Bucum: This is it, man. You're going to fucking jail.
d.		Dolores Claiborne: If anyone is going to accuse me of killing my husband go right ahead and call me Dolores!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Assassination (1987)?
a.		Char: Kiss me... [Ella leans in] Char: That wasn't an order. Ella: I know. [kisses him]
b.		Fanny Brice: [at her first meeting Billy Rose] If we hate the same people and you get your suit cleaned, it's a match.
c.		Dale Doback: Hey Brenden Brennan Huff: Good to see ya Dale. Dale Doback: Thanks for hiring our catering company. Brennan Huff: Easy decision. You guys have an outstanding track record. Dale Doback: [looks around and sighs] This is like old times huh? Brennan Huff: Ah, it really is! Brennan Huff: You still have your night vision goggles? Dale Doback: No, no. No, I had to sell those to pay for car insurance... How about you? You still kickin' boards or breakin' holes in pumpkins or anything? Brennan Huff: No... but I did start taking baby aspirin. To reduce my risk for heart attack. Dale Doback: That makes sense. You gotta keep an eye on it. Brennan Huff: You really do. Dale Doback: Gotta knock off the sweets! [laughs] Brennan Huff: Thank you! [laughs as well] Brennan Huff: That's a tr- that's a truly funny observation! Dale Doback: [finishes laughing] Yeah.
d.		Jay Killion: It's been fun on the merry-go-round, but I'm running out of tickets, Ma'am.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Assassination (1987)?
a.		Lara Royce Craig: Well, we've made it to Pickett's Charge. 15,000 men died here. Jay Killion: Now it's 15,001.
b.		Richard DeTamble: Well, I suppose I have to meet her parents. Henry DeTamble: Her Dad is a Republican, and a hunter. Richard DeTamble: Oh dear!
c.		Eugene Fullstack: Those lovely lips, those red inviting, lucious lips - like two strips of liver gleaming in the moonlight!
d.		Arthur Kirkland: The one thing that bothered me, the one thing that stayed in my mind and I couldn't get rid of it, that haunted me, was why. Why would she lie? What was her motive for lying? If my client is innocent, she's lying, why? Was it blackmail? No. Was it jealousy? No. Yesterday I found out why. She doesn't have a motive, you know why? Because she's not lying... And ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution is not going to get that man today, no, because I'm gonna get him! my client, the Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to fucking jail! The son of a bitch is guilty!

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