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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982).

About the movie: A parody of film genres composed of three shorts, spoofing personal growth films, glossy soap operas, and police stories.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982)?
a.		Rick: I'd lend you my shirt, but I'm afraid it might rip. Troy: That's because it's cheap... Like your mother.
b.		Lester Burnham: So, Janie, how was school? Jane Burnham: It was okay. Lester Burnham: Just okay? Jane Burnham: No, Dad, it was spectacular.
c.		Brent Falcone: Oh boy... Oreos. Double cream.
d.		John: Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but in the real world... where I live... there're only two kinds of love stories. Boy loses girl and girl loses boy. That's all there is. Somebody always gets left behind. You try to avoid that, you'll end up an old man toastin' yourself with egg nog in the mirror on Christmas Eve. You'll end up dying in your own arms.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982)?
a.		Forensic #1: Didn't you used to be Eddie Valiant? Or did you change your name to Jack Daniels?
b.		Brent Falcone: Hi, Honey. I've been shot again.
c.		Oscy: Not even the BEST of friends go halfsies on a rubber
d.		Oversized Baggage Agent: [to Reed] Look, I'm 52, and I wear a bright blue shirt to work. Don't make me madder than I already am.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982)?
a.		Sheep-Shaggin' Sean MacDoogle: [looks back towards dark bedroom before leaving into the night] I'm sorry, baby. Daddy's got work to do. [Sheep bleats from bed]
b.		Willie: Give me your hat. Short Round: [takes his cap off] Why? Willie: [taking the cap] Because I'm gonna puke in it! [Short Round quickly tugs the cap off her]
c.		Carol: Careful, Mike. he's got a gun. Roy: I don't need a gun to take care of you. I am going to kick your Brady Butt. Cindy: He said the "B" word.
d.		Stan Nagurski: Nagurski's Law number three, always call the car a vehicle around whores, they get off on that.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982)?
a.		Stan Nagurski: Never stop anywhere you might have to get out the car
b.		Ra's al Ghul: Justice is balance. You burned my house and left me for dead. Consider us even.
c.		Major Luke Miller: You're not a woman, you're a disease!
d.		Kuzco: And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model is called Kronk.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982)?
a.		Steve Walker: [referring to Blackbeard] You know something, I think I'm really gonna miss the old scoundrel. Prof. Jo Anne Baker: You know something? I loved you even when I thought you were nuts.
b.		Lola: [about her father] He wouldn't talk to me. Even when he got lung cancer. So it's ironic, really. Fags got him in the end.
c.		Nick Mason: Diamonds, Gorgeous.
d.		Stan Nagurski: Now I'm gonna give you the first of Nagurski's Laws. Never throw water on a sleeping junkie.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982)?
a.		Kid Drummer - 'Municipalians': Hey man, get outta my face. Brent Falcone: I didn't - I didn't mean to.... Be in your face. Brent Falcone: How 'bout we just bop over to my place, look around the garage, I bet we could set up a set of drums just for you. Brent Falcone: [Kid drummer shots Falcone, leaving him staggering back to the squad car] Hey Stan, a little kid shot me.
b.		Interrogation Sergeant: What's your name? Come on. What's your name? Do you have a name? Do you have a police record? Where are you from? John Ryder: Disneyland.
c.		Rosencrantz: [Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are about to be hanged] That's it then, is it? We've done nothing wrong. We didn't harm anybody, did we? Guildenstern: I can't remember. Rosencrantz: All right, then. I don't care. I've had enough. To tell you the truth, I'm relieved. Guildenstern: There must have been a moment at the beginning, where we could have said no. Somehow we missed it. Well, we'll know better next time. The Player: Till then.
d.		Linda Forchet: Why do I always get stuck with crazy men? Major Charles Rane: 'Cause that's the only kind that's left.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982)?
a.		Agent Stuart: I want you to know, Jake, that I'm the only one who did this to myself, and to you. I want you to know that I take responsibility for my personal actions. Jake Lo: This isn't EST, Frank.
b.		Joe Minaldi: [inspecting diamonds through a loupe] Any trouble? Patrick 'Patsy' Goldberg: No trouble. Kid stuff. [Pulls out a gun and shoots Joe in the eye through the loupe]
c.		Stan Nagurski: I didn't want to say anything, but you're boring.
d.		Congressman Sam Albert: [on TV] We knew that we had to monitor our enemies. We've also come to realise that we need to monitor the people who are monitoring them... Carla Dean: Well, who's gonna monitor the monitors of the monitors? Robert Clayton Dean: I wouldn't mind doing a little monitoring myself. Carla Dean: Yes, and you've got lots and lots of monitoring to do. Eric Dean: Are you guys talking about sex?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982)?
a.		Crying Man: [crying and loading machine gun after discovering his brother Tommy dead in his apartment] He messed with the wrong nigger's brother! Oh, Quick is mine!
b.		[On space aliens] Ed Earl: I saw a picture once, of them fellers from, you know, that's supposed to be from up there? Fly around? Tiny little fellers. Bald-headed, little feet, little hands - got no peckers. Miss Mona: Got no peckers? [Ed shakes his head no] Miss Mona: Well, I ain't interested. I don't think my girls would be either!
c.		[Louie's a hitman.] Doris Greenbaum: So Louie, what exactly do you do? Louie: I run the show for Mr. Greco. Doris Greenbaum: Show business! Are you an actor, a writer? What do you do? Louie: I make people disappear. Doris Greenbaum: A magician!
d.		Samuel Starkman: [smashes front window from inside with a gun] Ya can't touch me coppas, I've got a lawyer. Lawyer: [smashes another front window with a briefcase] I'm tired of being heckeled and harrassed by the police and I intend to sue for every nickle they've got... Take my wife, please. Junkie: I know that guy, huh! Lawyer: I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home. I ask my wife, "what do you want to do for your anniversary?" She says "I wanna go someplace I've never been before." I said "Try the kitchen." Brent Falcone: Stan, what do we do? Stan Nagurski: You heard him, the guys got a lawyer.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982)?
a.		Anne Dadier: I was like one of the bad kids in your class. Somebody told me a lie and I believed it. One's as bad as the other.
b.		Venus: You better get in the mood, honey, 'cause he's payin' the rent.
c.		Brent Falcone: Falcone's Law Number One: Let Nagurski do it.
d.		Howard Hughes: I feel like a little adventure. Katharine Hepburn: Do your worst, Mr. Hughes.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: National Lampoon's Movie Madness (1982)?
a.		Stan Nagurski: Nagurski's Law Number Four: "Never go into a music store that's been cut into with an acetyline torch."
b.		Chantelle: Are you going to do something to get stronger? May-Alice Culhane: Why would I want to do that? Chantelle: Because the next one may not be so nice as me. May-Alice Culhane: Right. And you're Florence fuckin' Nightingale.
c.		Gawain MacSam: Motherfuck! Professor G.H. Dorr: Yes. Unfortunately, Mrs. Munson has rather complicated the situation. Gawain MacSam: Yeah, well, I know how to decomplicate it. You bust a cap in that old bitch's head, everything be simple. Professor G.H. Dorr: Not easy to do. Many reasons. Practical ones. Quiet neighborhood, sleepy town. Reasons of moral repugnance. A harmless woman, a deed conceived and executed in cold blood. Oh, no, Gawain, would that it were simple. Gawain MacSam: Well, fuck, man! What we gonna do? Give the money back and go to church? Professor G.H. Dorr: I shudder. I quake. You, sir, are a Buddhist. Is there not a "middle" way? The General: Mm. Must float like a leaf on the river of life... and kill old lady.
d.		Mr. Darling: [seeing the pirate ship floating in the sky back to Never Land] You know, I have the strangest feeling that I've seen that ship before. A long time ago, when I was very young.

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