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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Napoleon Dynamite (2004) - Part (7) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Napoleon Dynamite (2004) - Part (7) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004).
About the movie:
A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.
Marty
: It's a tragedy of Elizabethan proportions.
b.
Napoleon Dynamite
: Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now.
Pedro
: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite
: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT.
Pedro
: Do you have anything to give to her?
Napoleon Dynamite
: No. Not unless she likes fish.
c.
[
going through an identification process
]
Edna
: Edna Mode... [
laser guns point at Elastigirl
]
Edna
: ...and guest. [
laser guns retract
]
d.
Charlie Barret
: Wait, wait... BOAT? What BOAT?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.
Mavera
: How long will he hold you?
Will Brocious
: It's hard to tell. He's got a real bad case... like none I've ever seen.
Mavera
: A case of what?
Will Brocious
: I call it blood hunger. It eats away at a man's guts and it don't matter what side of the law he's on.
b.
Justin Schumacher
: Darth Maul? Jar Jar Binks? Who are these gay birds? They're not from Star Wars.
c.
Kevin Flynn
: Sam you [
pause
]
Kevin Flynn
: You're messing with my Zen thing, man!
d.
Deb
: It's Deb. And I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend.
Napoleon Dynamite
: What the heck are you even talking about?
Deb
: Don't lie, Napoleon. Your Uncle Rico made it very clear how you feel about me. I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself? [
Deb hangs up on him
]
Deb
: [
Stunned, Napoleon hangs up and goes out to confront Uncle Rico
]
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.
Alyssa
: Why are we stopping?
Holden
: 'Cause I can't take this.
Alyssa
: Can't take what?
Holden
: I love you.
Alyssa
: You love me?
Holden
: I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. I love you. Very, very simple, very truly. You are the-the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being. And I know that you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is-is-is the furthest thing from an option you would ever consider. But I had to say it. I just, I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't-I can't look into your eyes without feeling that-that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. And I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, 'cause I've never felt this way before, and I-I don't care. I like who I am because of it. And if bringing this to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But God, I just, I couldn't allow another day to go by without just getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And, you know, I'll accept that. But I know, I know that some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there's a moment of hesitation, then that means you feel something too. And all I ask, please, is that you just - you just not dismiss that, and try to dwell in it for just ten seconds. Alyssa, there isn't another soul on this fucking planet who has ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it is there between you and me. You can't deny that. Even if, you know, even if we never talk again after tonight, please know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.
b.
[
Kip is singing to Lafawnduh after they are pronounced husband and wife
]
Kip
: Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...
c.
Major Sylvester Pennington Sloane
: May I have a word with you please Professor Pollock?
David Pollock
: Well... if it's about that small outstanding bill at the bookstore there is a simple explanation: Poverty.
Major Sylvester Pennington Sloane
: No, it's nothing like that.
David Pollock
: Oh, in that case, how do you do?
d.
[
repeated line
]
BB Hensley
: Calm down, Joe.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.
Sandra Waters
: What do you want for your birthday?
Preston Waters
: Money so I can pay to have Ralph and Damien knocked off.
b.
Major Benson Winifred Payne
: Be advised, ladies, we are going to WIN the Virginia Military Games this year! You will note my emphasis on the word WIN: Whisky! India! November! GET USED TO THE SOUND OF THAT WORD! [
and later, as he's introducing the cadets to their new, off-campus quarters
]
Major Benson Winifred Payne
: A squad that lives together, wins together! UNITY, turds: that is the key word in UNIT, without the "Y!"
c.
Napoleon Dynamite
: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico?
Uncle Rico
: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
d.
Mrs. Weasley
: *Your* sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night.
Arthur Weasley
: [
to the boys
] Did you really? How did it go? [
after Mrs. Weasley hits him
]
Arthur Weasley
: I mean, that was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.
Robert Clayton Dean
: Hey, I'll be back to get my blender.
John Bingham
: Yeah, I'll have it gift-wrapped.
b.
Napoleon Dynamite
: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.
Pedro
: Is she *hut*?
Napoleon Dynamite
: See for yourself. [
hands him Deb's glamour shot sample
]
Pedro
: Wow.
Napoleon Dynamite
: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her birthday one year.
Pedro
: I like her bangs.
Napoleon Dynamite
: Me too.
c.
Miss Pross
: Mr. Carton, the infant has expressed a desire to say good night to you.
Sydney Carton
: The infant's desire shall be gratified immediately, Prossy. [
he goes
]
Jarvis Lorry Jr.
: I suppose it's none of my business, but I wouldn't allow that fellow to handle a child of mine.
Miss Pross
: As to that, you haven't got one... and from the looks of you, you're not likely to have one.
d.
Photographer #1
: Whose crazy idea was it to bury him in the cape?
Photographer #2
: I heard it was in the will. It was how he wanted to be remembered.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.
Frank Stillwell
: If I ever get within shootin' distance of that doggone Amos Tucker, he's gonna have "winders" where his ears was.
b.
Jack Moniker
: In this country, the Constitution is written in pencil.
c.
Principal Svadean
: Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Gem State.
d.
Rosa Senta
: [
to Brandon
] If I were your wife, I'd cut your heart out!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.
Goldie Locke
: Beautiful Miami! We start out lookin' for fish and end up looking at oranges.
b.
Don
: Vote for Summer.
Napoleon Dynamite
: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her.
Don
: Then who you gonna vote for?
Napoleon Dynamite
: I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think? [
Don scoffs and walks away
]
Napoleon Dynamite
: Hey, Don. Can I have one of those buttons? [
Don hands Napoleon a Vote 4 Summer button
]
Napoleon Dynamite
: [
Napoleon tosses it across the hall, stares at Don, and runs away
]
c.
Amigo
: A man don't change much in five years and the breed is the worst.
Trench
: Don't have to. All we want is a guide through the mountains.
Amigo
: That's what we want. What do he want?
d.
Robert
: Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.
Napoleon Dynamite
: [
speaking to Pedro and Deb
] Are you guys having a killer time?
Deb
: Yes.
b.
Masai
: What about our patrols?
Riff
: So far nothin', but we got somebody here you oughta talk to. He says he saw who shot Cyrus.
c.
Vinny
: Fuckin' make me sick, you fuckin' slut.
Dionna
: I am a slut? You're calling me a slut? You lowlife piece of shit- you fucked- my- cousin! You didn't think I knew about that! I smelled her pussy juice all over your fuckin' face! You fuckin' sick bastard! How dare you? And all this time I'm thinking there's something wrong with me. You perverted sick fuck!
d.
Marlon
: Where the hell's Fiji? Near Florida?
Truman
: [
pointing to golf ball
] See here?
Marlon
: Yeah.
Truman
: This is us... [
guides finger halfway around ball
]
Truman
: and all the way around here... FIJI. You can't get any further away before you start coming back.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.
Weehawk
: So, what are elves good for?
b.
Pedro
: Who was that?
Napoleon Dynamite
: Trisha.
Pedro
: Who's she?
Napoleon Dynamite
: My woman I'm taking to the dance.
Pedro
: Did you draw her a picture?
Napoleon Dynamite
: Heck yes I did.
c.
Stanley Kowalski
: Hey MIIIITCH!
Mitch
: COMIIING!
Blanche DuBois
: Gracious! What lung power!
d.
Skip Collins
: Guys, c'mon.We've got this funeral
Ted Collins
: Grandpa's not going anywhere
Skip Collins
: Get in the car!
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.
Uncle Rico
: Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel?
Kip
: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself.
Uncle Rico
: Right on... right on.
b.
Frankie
: [
Betting on Irma Kay, a longshot
] Ain't she got a chance?
Gus, a Bookie
: Any horse has a chance in a race.
Frankie
: Yeah, that's right.
Gus, a Bookie
: Except Irma Kay. It ain't moved faster than a trot since it was frightened by the first Model T.
c.
Randolph
: Jesse. You must have grown six inches.
Jesse
: Four and a half, actually.
Glenn
: Since breakfast.
d.
Maile Duval
: You can't spend the rest of your life on a surfboard.
Chad Gates
: Yes I can.
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