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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mr. Deeds (2002) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mr. Deeds (2002) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mr. Deeds (2002)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Mr. Deeds (2002).

About the movie: A sweet-natured, small-town guy inherits a controlling stake in a media conglomerate and begins to do business his way.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Deeds (2002)?
a.		[On orgasms.] Stacy: You can have one with the guy on top? Ilene: Mm-hmm. Stacy: I hate you!
b.		[Anderson raises his hand after Chuck Cedar asks if anyone knows a doctor that just faxed them] Chuck Cedar: Congratulations, you have a spastic colon. Cecil Anderson: That would explain a lot.
c.		Professor Henry Higgins: You might marry, you know. You see, Eliza, all men are not confirmed old bachelors like myself and the Colonel. Most men are the marrying sort, poor devils. And you're not bad-looking; you're really quite a pleasure to look at sometimes. Not now, of course, when you've been crying, you look like the very devil; but when you're all right, and quite yourself, you're what I would call... attractive.
d.		Mrs. Hittaway: What good is a trailerite if not to help out another trailerite?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Deeds (2002)?
a.		Longfellow Deeds: Whoa, you kinda snuck up on me there... Emilio: I am very very sneaky, sir.
b.		Jake Donahue: This is for Molly, this is for Prang, this is for my brother, and this, is for the life you stole from me, you bastard!
c.		Norman: You still smokin' that stuff? Derek: No no no, I'm gonna stop, all right? You used to smoke, we used to smoke together. Norman: I used to piss my pants and then I stopped!
d.		Field Marshal Rommel: [to Mouche] I don't like women in the morning. Go away!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Deeds (2002)?
a.		Frankie: I don't date, by choice. Tim: Too bad, because I love your choices. We went from Mr. Abuse You to Mr. Use You, plus a Christmas fling with a cross-dresser that I blew the whistle on, thank you very much.
b.		Radar Analyst Kirkland: Inbounds presently MIRV-ing. We now have approximately twenty-four possible targets in track. Colonel Joe Conley: Sir, new time to impact: eight minutes. Major Dawes: [hands Beringer a telephone] Sir, SAC is launching the bombers. General Powers is on the line. General Beringer: [into the telephone] Beringer. [pause] General Beringer: Goddamn it! We didn't get a launch detection from our satellite! [pause] General Beringer: No, no. Radar picked 'em up already out of the atmosphere. That's the first we heard of it. [Beringer gives phone back to his aide, Major Dawes] General Beringer: [to Colonel Conley] Get the ICBMs in the bullpen warmed up and ready to fly. General Beringer: [to Major Dawes] Get me the President on the horn.
c.		Emilio: How can I thank you? Longfellow Deeds: All I want is your friendship, Emilio. You're a good man. Emilio: Deeds! How about a billion dollars? Longfellow Deeds: Alright. Emilio: Done.
d.		Cal Johnson: [during attempted television broadcast] If anybody's listening, this is no joke!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Deeds (2002)?
a.		Quinlan: You'll need help. Clouseau: I prefer to do this alone. Quinlan: Yes, but if Dreyfus is what we suspect, he probably has an army behind him. Clouseau: No, of course it won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
b.		Col. Nakesh: Give the American his final meal. After tomorrow, he will not have much of an appetite.
c.		Longfellow Deeds: What up, Chuck?
d.		Garage Attendant: You guys got nothing to worry about, I'm a professional. Cameron: A professional what?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Deeds (2002)?
a.		Lady Gertrude Allwyn: The story is from a novel entitled Lavender and Old Lace, but the name of the cinema has been changed to... um... She Done Him Plenty.
b.		Helicopter Pilot: You own the Jets, Deeds.
c.		[Lucy is talking into a microphone onstage at the restaurant] Lucy Owens: My family's here tonight sitting at that table over there. Were celebrating my mum's birthday today. We all love you, Peggy Owens! And, there's a man down there in my crowd called Adam and he's my fella. And I know my mum's mad about him. So I thought the best present I could give my mum would be to say that him and I are going to get married. [Crowd starts cheering loudly] Lucy Owens: Oh, wait! No, no, no! No, no! Wait, wait, wait! You see, I haven't asked him yet. So, Adam, I'm asking you now. Will you marry me? Adam: I'd love to!
d.		Rick: Just as I thought: The rope wasn't worn; it was cut. At this point, there's only one explanation: Deliberate murder.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Deeds (2002)?
a.		Ronald Kornblow: The elevator is stuck between the fifth and sixth floors? This could only happen to me!
b.		Peter Boyd: I'm going to make that old man change his attitude if it takes till I'm 90. Hans Neumann: Good, Peter. Good, good. Peter Boyd: Of course, Valerie probably won't be interested in me when I'm 90.
c.		Longfellow Deeds: It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
d.		Silent Bob: [mumbling to Holden, who has just revealed his trouble with Alyssa] You're chasin' Amy. Holden: [Shocked that Silent Bob has broken his silence] What? What did you say? Silent Bob: You're chasing Amy. Jay: What do you look so shocked for, man? Fat bastard does this all the time. He thinks just 'cause he doesn't say anything, it'll have some huge impact when he does open his fuckin' mouth... Silent Bob: Jesus Christ, why don't you shut up? You're always yap-yap-yappin' all the time! You're givin' me a fuckin' headache. [to Holden] Silent Bob: I went through something like what you're talking about, a couple years ago with this chick named Amy. Jay: When was this? Silent Bob: [annoyed] A couple of years ago? Jay: What, she live in Canada or something? How come I don't remember anyone with the name of Amy? Silent Bob: Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Deeds (2002)?
a.		Shaw: Prison. Riley Poole: Albuquerque. See, I can do it too. Snorkel. Shaw: That's where the map is. Like he said, "Fifty-five in iron pen." "Iron pen" is a prison. Ben Gates: Or it could be, since the primary writing medium of the time was iron gall ink, the "pen" is... just a pen. But then why not say a pen? Why... why said "iron pen"? Shaw: 'Cause it's a prison.
b.		Miss Gladys: [Renee calls Malcolm's office again and Miss Gladys picks up the phone] Malcolm King's office. Renee King: You hung up on me, you old witch! Miss Gladys: Call me that again and I snatch every hair off your black ass! Renee King: Just do your job and get Malcolm. Miss Gladys: Gold digger. Hold on!
c.		Melody Bartlett: I'm not your prize, Seth. It's over.
d.		Crazy Eyes: I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Deeds (2002)?
a.		Butterfield: A lot of people believed in Nix. They haven't forgotten his promise. Ray Miller: About...? Butterfield: Death. Ray Miller: What about death? Butterfield: It's an illusion.
b.		[Longfellow Deeds is showing Emilio his frostbitten foot] Emilio: The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever. Longfellow Deeds: Oh, yeah. I've heard that before
c.		[first lines] Diane Powell: It wasn't easy when Nick's father died, raising a teenager alone. But with a boy like Nick, well, he is now everything a mother could want. We've been through some hard times. We've carried each other. Now I look to the future, and I know there's nothing that we can't do together.
d.		Meyer Lansky: We gotta get tough with Masseria and Faranzano. Only, we can't afford a war. They got armies; we don't. Arnold Rothstein: We got balls and brains; you got those, you don't need an army... 100 years ago, Austria was run by a prince named Metternich. Austria was weak, and its neighbors were strong; but Metternich was a cold, caluclating fox. If one country got too strong, he organized an alliance against it. He would bring Europe to the brink of war, and then everybody thanked him when he kept war from happening. He barely had an army, but he had Europe by the kishkes.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Deeds (2002)?
a.		Richard III: [to the camera] Simple, plain Clarence! I do love you so, that I shall shortly send your soul to heaven. If heaven will take the present from my hands.
b.		Detective Susan Avery: So you're saying if you drove a shitty car, you would park in the parking lot. Griffin Mill: No, I'm saying if I were driving a shitty car, I would be a dead man.
c.		Babe: You must be Jan. My name is... Jan: I know who you are. Wham-Bam Dawson, a.k.a. Little Miss Slut-slut. Babe: Okay, I deserved that... Jan: Do you have any idea how much you hurt him? You're not getting anywhere near that boy. Babe: I have to find him, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Jan: [rolls up her sleeves] There's a lot I can do to stop you. Babe: He needs to know how bad I feel, and I would go to the end of the earth, I would do anything, anything, to take back what I did to him. Jan: ...I'm sorry? All I heard was, "blah blah blah, I'm a dirty tramp."
d.		Clark: Oh, you can't think I'd do this on purpose? Look... I tied him to the rear bumper while I was packing the car. It was very confusing. I must have forgot. I'm very sorry, I feel terrible. Motorcycle Cop: How do you think that little dog feels? Clark: Look, I told you I was sorry. It really was an accident. Motorcycle Cop: Well, I guess I can buy that, sir. But it is a shame. I had a pooch like this when I was a kid. [both Clark and the motorcycle cop sorrowfully look at the empty road behind them] Motorcycle Cop: Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so. [tearing up] Motorcycle Cop: Tough little mutt...

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Deeds (2002)?
a.		James Frazier: [to Mac] Sullivan picked me up at my home. He's got everything that was in my safe: Account books, receipts, names, addresses, bank books, everything. If he's prosecuted for this kidnapping hell talk. And he's got evidence to back it up. He'll tear this whole town wide open.
b.		[Deeds comes to rescue a girl fallen into a frozen pond, but stops when he sees it's Babe] Longfellow Deeds: Where do you got the camera hidden? In the woods? Babe: [shivering] No camera! I'm s-s-so cold! Please! Longfellow Deeds: You're gonna get mugged in there, too? Babe: I'm s-s-s-so s-s-s-sorry! I really l-l-love you! Longfellow Deeds: Bu-bu-bu-bu-bullshit!
c.		Guinevere: My father told me great tales of you. Arthur: Really? And what did you hear? Guinevere: Fairy tales. The kind you hear about people so brave, so selfless, that they can't be real.
d.		Wally: What do you mean "gangsters"? It's business.

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