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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Matinee Idol (1984) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Matinee Idol (1984)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Matinee Idol (1984).

About the movie: Egos and screen tests are all around when it is time to film an adult film called Matinee Idol. The lead star also has a private go with the casting directors' buxom secretary right on the casting directors' table.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Matinee Idol (1984)?
a.		Lewie Duart: Are you seeing anybody? Just tell me that. [laughs] Lewie Duart: What... C'mon, you're not the abstinent type! Joan Spruance: Oh, please don't judge me by your scrotal excesses!
b.		Baby: You know we like to get fucked up? Gerry Ober: Yeah, I like to get fucked up too! Baby: Yeah, I'll bet you do.
c.		[after auditioning TV Specialty Act who has a monitor in her private areas] Bernard Kuntz: What do you think? Harvey Cox: I don't know. What's the score? Bernard Kuntz: Not the game, schmuck! What do you think of the act? Harvey Cox: Ah, what's the big deal? She only gets one channel. Bernard Kuntz: [as the volume is high] Turn that thing down a little, would you, honey?
d.		Union private: [quoting Abraham Lincoln's Letter after the Battle of Fredericksburg] We are thankful that the casualities have been comparitively so small... Sgt. Buster Kilrain: Compared to what? The Scots at Culloden? The English at Bunker Hill? The French at Waterloo?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Matinee Idol (1984)?
a.		Tyler Gage: [about a dance Nora imagines] If you imagined it with dancers you should do it! Nora: Where am I going to get dancers? Tyler Gage: You know, you do go to a school just busting with kids in tights!
b.		Jar Jar Binks: Senators. Dellow feligates...
c.		David Green: You never told me what religion you are. Chris Reese: I'm a Methodist. David Green: A Methodist. And all this time I didn't know it.
d.		[after having sex on her boss' table] Casting directors' secretary: Mr. Hardy, you spilled cum on Mr. Cox' desk. [laughs] Lance Hardy: Ah, that's too bad. Why don't you put some on Kuntz' desk too?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Matinee Idol (1984)?
a.		Jake Hoyt: If he's not here, why are we here? Alonzo Harris: We're here to serve this warrant. Jake Hoyt: C'mon, man. We can't do that. Alonzo Harris: Yes, hell we can. We're the police, we can do what the fuck we wanna do. Jake Hoyt: Shouldn't we go get a real warrant? Alonzo Harris: We're trying to get shit done. Just stand over there and don't get me killed, all right, new guy?
b.		Bernard Kuntz: [pointing at the viewers after his entire porn cast quit to get married] You, fella, you out there. How about you? You wanna be a Matinee Idol?
c.		Fortunio Balducci: Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval.
d.		Martin: She's lucky to have a mother like you. Lucia Harper: Everyone has a mother like me. You probably had one, too.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Matinee Idol (1984)?
a.		Lance Hardy: [after a publisher asks him to go home with his wife to discuss a potential sex book] You got a nice place here. So, ha, we're gonna, ah, you want me to do a little book by book, ah? Doris Micheals: Listen, Lance. Walter will never find out about this. Lance Hardy: Ah? Doris Micheals: He could never understand how I really feel about you. Only I understand, Lance. I know what you feel. Lance Hardy: You know what I feel? Doris Micheals: Listen to me, Lance! I am talking about a relationship here!
b.		Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: [to Sara, as he attempts to fall out the window with the Flubber springing him back up] Ta-ta, my love.
c.		[Appearing for the first time as the undead] Jack: Can I have a piece of toast?
d.		Scott Calvin: This thing, you never know where it's been. A thousand malls! Well I hope you're happy, Comet. I hope you're happy, but most importantly, I hope the guy that lives here IS A TAILOR!